Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Hmph, Jiuye, you must still not understand the power of this goddess! Let this goddess tell you, the so-called dry land is to imagine when you have nothing to eat."

Aqua explained plausibly below the stage.

"Because there is no food without water, isn't it? Can you see the importance of this goddess indirectly?! In short, the dry land makes you hungry to speak lines!"

It sounds reasonable, but Jiuye knew that this was Akua's nonsense.

"Hungry Juliet looks at Romeo affectionately, what kind of situation is this..."

"Jiuye! Are you underestimating the hungry stomach?!"

"What do you mean by underestimated! Don't interrupt!"

"I'll punish you on behalf of all the hungry people! Wait for the bad review posts on the forum!"

"You keyboard warrior goddess!"

Jiu Ye ignored Aqua who didn't know when she learned to surf the Internet, and began to interpret Juliet in her own way.

In the final analysis, the performance method of "Dry Earth" itself is very unreliable. At the critical moment, Jiu Ye thinks that he still has to rely on himself.

Then, after Saitama-sensei finished speaking, Jiu Ye started his own performance.

"Go, go! I won't go."

Hisakuha, who made Saitama-sensei retire, began to be alone with Kurumi on the stage.

"What is this? A cup, firmly held in the hand of my faithful love? I know that the poison must have killed him."

Jiu Ye showed a sad expression as much as possible, and then said all the lines he had memorized before.

He lowered his head, narrowed the distance with Kuang San, and finally threw himself on the prop dagger.

"CUT!"

The assistant announced the end of the first rehearsal, and everyone started to applaud.

Just when Jiuye was about to get up and leave the stone platform, he was caught by Kuang San.

"Is there a shot missing?"

"No, no."

Still have to prepare for the next performance!How could an important shot be overlooked?

"Aren't there two protagonists' KISS?"

"Miss Crazy Third."

Jiu Ye put on a serious expression.

"These guys are enough to die..."

If there is more stimulation, Jiuye feels that he will go to heaven...!

Bad sense!

The update says! !

Chapter 51 performance?I'm afraid it's not the fighting version of Romeo and Juliet!

[It's finally time for the performance!As one of the grand finales of the Dimensional Apartment celebration, as one of the main actors, what do you think? 】

"Does it count as the chill between your legs?"

[Really, why are you, the administrator, making such a joke again?No matter how cold it is, I won't use my tongue to prprpr to warm you up. 】

"It's you who thinks wrong!!"

Jiuye, who was sitting in front of the mirror, complained, but was reminded by the makeup artist not to move around, which made Jiuye obediently sit in his seat.

[Speaking of which, I thought of a very serious question... Isn't there a KISS scene at the end of "Romeo and Juliet"?You in women's clothing and Tokisaki Kurumi in men's clothing. 】

"You don't need to emphasize women's clothing and men's clothing...!"

[According to my research, Tokisaki Kurumi, Himeragi Yukina, Shumi Erya, etc., as well as the newly joined Aqua, are all quite popular among men. 】

The first few long leaves are understandable. After all, Kuangsan, Yukina, and Shumi Erya are all beautiful girls, and they are all very strong; as for Aqua and the others... those guys who are interested in the stupid goddess are probably because of something Missing a muscle?

If you only look at it from the appearance, excluding the usual actions and speeches, Aqua is undoubtedly a beautiful girl (referring to illustrations, not Honkai animations).

Simply put, freezing Aqua is the easiest way to appreciate her cuteness.

【Be gentle with idiots, that Aqua is your believer. 】

"My followers?"

[Yeah, I really appreciate the house, wallet and high-end furniture you own, as well as all kinds of high-tech. 】

"That guy, he just wants my money."

The stupid goddess is also very realistic!

[I mean, there are some female characters who are like idols to the male residents of the Dimensional Apartment. Generally, they don’t like idols to be with other opposite sexes, right?Although you, the administrator, have rumors with many girls, but before they see it with their own eyes, they still have fantasies. 】

"...I know what those gentlemen think, but I'm not gentle enough to take care of them."

If Jiuye had to keep a distance from Kurumi because those gentlemen and residents regarded him as an idol, then he would rather confront those guys head-on.

In Jiuye's personal opinion, the idols he longs for are not perfect existences. They also eat, drink, mess, and also get angry and happy. No one has any reason to restrict their private lives.

Just from another perspective, Jiuye also does not have the right to deny their way of life.

Looking at it this way, Dimensional Apartment looks like a gathering place for otaku from different worlds in different planes...

Whether it comes from the dark country, the forest of eternal day, or the cruel world, there will always be people like gentlemen.

Even in "Attack on Titan", in the face of the terrifying scene of the giant siege, Reiner can make a proposal to Christa in his heart that does not match the status quo.

【No, no, no, I'm not asking you to keep a distance from the girl. I know that kind of rule is the same as erasing your own existence for you. 】

"Wait, please don't take 'sticking with a girl' as the reason for my existence, please?"

【Do you not like it? 】

Jiu Ye frowned.

"Just don't hate it."

Only a fool would deny it!

[Human beings are the most loyal creatures to their own desires. 】

"Is it like a honey badger..."

【Honey badger?Oh ho ho, is that an animal that is fearless? 】

That's right, Jiuye responded with a nod.

Honey badgers can also be said to be loyal to their own desires, or they are random creatures.

Neither lion nor tiger, nor beehive nor viper, nothing frightens them.

Humans do have things to be afraid of, but basically they can use props to give themselves a more advantageous position.

[My meaning is actually very simple...why do you feel that this line has been said so many times?Just talk in hymmnos next time. 】

"Are you trying to sing EXEC_COSMOFLIPS?"

[Listen up, interpersonal relationships are a problem that you should deal with. Characters like Hikigaya Hachiman are actually very rare. Most people are just simple secondary illnesses. They think that they look at the world with a different attitude from others. You can prove how special you are. 】

The main god floating in the air continued to speak softly.

[You have to learn to observe, it's not okay to distribute dog food on stage. 】

"........."

Jiu Ye, who felt that he had instantly become a cashier, stretched out his thumb.

"I'm not that stupid."

About 3 minutes later, the big sister who was in charge of makeup confirmed that Jiuye's hairstyle was fine and put down the makeup tools.

"Okay, Miss Jiuye."

"Cough cough cough cough!!!"

"The others seem to have already prepared."

"sorry to bother you."

Jiu Ye lifted her skirt and walked outside.

She first went to the entrance leading to the stage to check the situation outside. The large theater with more than a thousand people was already overcrowded, and there were even spectators standing in the back corridor waiting to watch the show.

This time, Jiuye really didn't understand why such a plot happened. After all, even if he is the administrator of the Dimensional Apartment, he should not have such appeal.

Is it a good thing Miss Lord God did?If it is her, it is indeed possible to do it.

Just as Jiuye was running around in the maze called doubt in his mind, he was caught by Jin Shining.

The current golden glitter is dressed in thick and luxurious clothing, with a crown decorated with diamonds and emeralds on her head.

That's right, Jin Yingxiong will play the king of Verona this time, Prince Escalus.

"The king has not forgotten, after this drama is over, remember to fulfill the previous promise."

"I see……"

"Very suitable."

"Please shut up."

Following Jin Jinxing to the backstage, the main actors, villagers and passers-by were all present, and some of them were still reviewing the script carefully to prevent mistakes when performing on stage.

Jiuye, who was a little moved, called on everyone to gather and form a circle to cheer for the next performance.

Looking around, Jiuye stretched out his right hand first, and even Jin Shining cooperated with his actions with a troubled expression.

"what……"

Jiu Ye finally remembered the reason why the audience paid attention.

Taking a closer look, many of the group of people who appeared in front of my eyes were opponents from the last martial arts tournament!

If they had conflicts due to some friction during the performance, it might not be a story of "Romeo and Juliet", but a drama of Romeo and Juliet VS anime characters!

Chapter 52 Right!Then just smile!

"If everyone is nervous, just smile at this time!"

The assistant lady who is very popular in the two-dimensional world is also full of energy today. As the director of this drama, she is very satisfied after several rehearsals. It can be said that the "director's soul" was ignited on the way.

"Now there are more than a thousand spectators present. In order to make everyone more excited, I also invited Mr. Sun Wukong and Orihara Rinya to come and help."

Magid?Jiu Ye stood aside with an exaggerated expression, but there were no figures of those two people in the crowd.

As Jiuye guessed before, there is a high possibility that the audience came to watch the farce, not the drama.

You must know that most of the residents of Dimension Apartment are guys who don’t think too much about things and like to be lively. They left their hometown and wanted to pursue some excitement in this celebration.

"Because the few people I've recruited are coming on stage later, it's a friendly performance, so it's estimated that they will arrive a little later. At that time, please come to a wonderful impromptu performance."

The assistant, who deliberately made it more difficult, had a sunny smile on her face, and Jiu Ye said that she didn't know what kind of "bad fruit" she had planted.

But now it was too late to stop Miss Assistant's plan. With the end of the preparation music and the prompt speech by the staff, the drama will start in 3 minutes.

Jiuye, who was still encouraging everyone just now, turned pale in an instant, but he has already reached this point in women's clothing, Jiuye doesn't want to fall short! !

The staff began to tell the audience several important precautions through the microphone, and at the same time prepared more than ten escape routes, which Jiuye asked them to add.

After a while, the originally bright venue became dark because the lights were gradually turned off, and a heart-pounding cute sound sounded at this time.

While looking at the cast list in his hand, Jiu Ye listened carefully to Aisaka Taiga's narration, which specially lowered the volume.

"The story takes place in the famous city of Verona. There are two giant families of equal family status. The old grudges for many generations have sparked new disputes, and the blood has defiled the citizens' white hands... This life-and-death love, and the parents of the two families... The rift between them killed a pair of passionate sons and daughters, and turned it into today's drama."

After reading the cast list, Jiu Ye found that the words Sun Wukong and Orihara Rinya were actually printed on the back page, most of which were temporarily added by the assistant lady.

Without staying in place, Aisaka Taiga's narration ended, the stage was shrouded in darkness, and Jiu Ye who walked up was also in the predetermined position.

The curtain was drawn, and Earl Capulet, played by Izayoi, said loudly.