Dimensional Apartment Manager

If Albedo stayed here at this moment, she might have a terrifying battle with the two lolis.

"Hey, brother bone, can the bones in your chest be placed in your legs?"

"By the way, don't break my ribs!!!"

Ainz lifted Izuna, who was lying on his shoulders, with his hands, and placed him on the sofa.

"Although there is no pain, it is still a little scary to watch the bones on my body being moved around..."

"I understand that."

So Jiuye grabbed Shumierya's tail, and was kicked in the face by the young girl.

Potato chip scum remained on her warm feet, and while taking it off, Jiuba reached out to Shumierya's chest.

"Wow! Pervert! Pervert! Lolicon!"

"It's so noisy, you girl, replace Mr. Ainz's thigh bone."

"Tsk, it was discovered."

After breaking free from the restraints, Shumi Erya put Ainz's leg bones in their original position, made a face at Jiuha, and then took Izuna's hand to play other games in the next room.

"I'm sorry."

"It's okay, I think I also need to get used to the situation where the bones are played with casually."

"I don't think that's necessary..."

Ainz seemed to have accepted the status quo, and he didn't care if his bones were torn off casually. Anyway, he could use magic to repair and reorganize.

It can be seen from this that Ainz's bone body is different from ordinary bones, and there is no periosteal nerve on the surface, otherwise he would have been infected...

But using modern science to explain a miraculous existence like Ainz's is somewhat stupid, Jiuha, who ran out of the question maze, began to ask another question.

"Ah! Mr. Ainz! Please don't risk running over for the equipment dropped by others after death. Let's just squat in the grass to hide people; and, about the issues I asked you to investigate, have you found any answers? ?”

"Wait until I replenish the blood first..."

Ainz manipulated the game character to squat behind Jiuye to replenish blood. After completing this action, he continued to control the game character to raise his weapon before answering.

"There is already a partial answer to that question, yes, only a partial one; I can travel back and forth easily because of the connection we have established, and when I ask someone else to use teleportation magic on this apartment When you make a breakthrough, you end up with nothing."

"Is it really a problem with the teleportation point?"

"Original teleportation needs to know the destination. The last time I entered here by accident, I am afraid that I recognized the forest here after the magic runaway. As for the principle... I think it can be understood as the mixing of paints."

Pigment mixing...

When different pigments are mixed together, different colors will appear, and all the accidental accumulation is the inevitable result of coming to the Dimensional Apartment.

Jiuba asked Ainz to investigate the content of 'under what circumstances can he use magic to teleport to the dimensional apartment', but in the state of no connection, even a powerful magician couldn't do it.

The last time Ainz came here could be said to be an accident within an accident, and Jiuye, who was worried, was still a little relieved about the conclusions drawn by Ainz's investigation.

It is very difficult for ordinary people to go to the dimensional apartment without authorization. If there are no accidents and accidents, the dimensional apartment will be completely independent of a certain plane.

Having said that, this conclusion also proves a situation, that is——

"Can mistakes give people a chance to come to the Dimensional Apartment..."

"I think it's true to say that. Those who let go of their faults, those who have fallen into chaos, and those who have failed in doing things, once they have something to do with things like teleportation, maybe they may appear somewhere in the dimensional apartment."

"My apartment isn't a loser's camp."

"Maybe it's not just the losers, some people can come in through special means, but it's not clear yet."

"Sure enough, it is right to increase the defense level."

Ainz nodded, and his bones made a crisp sound.

"Be careful, the poisonous gas is approaching, we need to move."

"No problem, Mr. Ainz, I will leave the left side to you."

The two began to move towards the forest area, planning to find a way to get a vehicle to run to a safer and more hidden place.

Jiuye who pushed the joystick suddenly thought of one thing.

"Mr. Ainz, we are going to attack the BOSS on the No.70 floor of Aincrad next. If you have time, you can also participate in the strategy seminar. Having defeated many players and BOSS before, your speech must be of great reference value." .”

"Defeat the boss... that's fine, but I need to tell Albedo first."

"When it comes to Miss Albedo, she doesn't seem to be anymore, she is obviously your number one fangirl."

"There's been a lot of trouble recently."

There was a hint of weariness in Ainz's words.

The protagonists are very beautiful, they usually have many beautiful women by their side, and they will not lose easily, but who will understand their real thoughts?

Return to daily life, or try to bid farewell to death and stay away from enemies?

Heroes, monsters, brave men, businessmen, the protagonists of all worlds are very busy, but Jiuye is grateful for his situation, at least there are not so many ups and downs.

"Jiuye, there is one more thing."

"Please say."

"Your notebook..."

"what!"

Jiuye didn't let Ainz continue, he was very clear about Gu Aotian's meaning.

But the hero is really a real warrior.

In order to maintain my majesty, I haven't shot the girl yet, and even if I can't masturbate now, I still want to try to get back my previous life.

Even so, Jiuye is also very interested. How would a bone-seeing H thing behave?

Perhaps there is a sentence that can be used as a joke, that is——

Ainz might become the material in FGO, that red bone.

Chapter 33 I, Lolicon, Fake

"Mr. Jiuye, Mr. Jiuye, are you addicted to the beautiful girl game again recently? Or are you staying up late doing strange things? I feel that you have not had much energy recently."

On a leisurely evening, after dinner, Shumierya tilted her head and asked this question, her face full of doubts.

The young dragon slapped the shoulder with its tail to urge him to answer quickly. Since he didn't dare to touch the taboo thing called the dragon's tail, Jiu Ye had to hold Yoshino and move to the side, thinking for a while before responding.

"I've never been addicted to beautiful girl games. Well, as for the things I've been addicted to lately... I think I'm really addicted to "ALO" a little bit. I have to restrain myself."

"That's right, there is a saying that goes, 'If you have a chance to live, you must hold on to it and don't let it go!' At the moment you are alive, the beauty of life is outside the virtual world!"

"Where did you learn that phrase?"

"From "Wanda and the Colossus."

Isn't that still a game? !

Compared with complaining, Jiuye cared more about Izuna who suddenly disappeared.

"Fox Ear Sauce said that he was going to find his grandfather to get some clothes for washing. After all, it's too monotonous for one to wear the same clothes to exchange and wash?"

"What are you talking about, some of the protagonists in the animation have worn hundreds of episodes."

Even so, they still have a good game, which means that dressing has become one of the protagonist's 'attributes'.

"Dragon girl, think about it carefully, if you let Yoshino-chan wear the clothes of a bunny girl, you will lose that soft and cute feeling, right?"

"If you dare to do that casually, I will bite your neck off."

As Yoshino's personal guardian, Yoshino roared in a low voice, warning with a voice that Jiuye could hear without waking Yoshino, but the puppet's death threat didn't seem to have much effect.

After hearing Kuha's example, Shumi Erya curled up her tail and stroked her chin, and began to look at Yoshino who was sleeping in Kuha's arms.

"That's true. If you put that Mr. Ainz in a women's bikini, the scene will be very scary."

"Please don't say such strange things behind other people's backs."

"Isn't it right?"

"No, there's nothing wrong..."

Jiuye drew a picture of Ainz in a bikini in his mind, because the gender couldn't be seen at a glance because of the relationship between the bones, so could there be?

No, no, no, no matter how you think about it, that kind of scene is horrifying!

"About the "ALO" that Mr. Jiuye mentioned just now, can I play it too?"

"I don't think so. You are not a human being, so you have no ID card, no email address, and no mobile phone number. I don't know if you can use the identity of a tourist; but if you can't do it, you can't inherit the game data, and you will lose your ability to play." The fun of the game."

"You humans are really in trouble in this aspect. Could it be that with the advancement of science, there is no solution to such a cumbersome setting?"

It is true to say that, entertainment projects such as games have been born for many years, why do you need troublesome registration, binding, verification and other things to play one.

"Can you brush your face? I'm still very confident in my appearance."

"No, even if you can brush your face, it has nothing to do with your appearance."

After Humi Erya's reminder, maybe playing games in the future can be done in one step only by swiping your face.

"And my current tender face can be preserved for a long time, so I don't have to worry about it expiring."

Emphasizing that she is a Wannian Lolita, Shumi Erya has a confident face, which makes Jiuye can't help laughing. This Dragon Ball girl becomes more and more interesting as she learns more and more human knowledge. up.

But what Humi Erya said is right, if a game continues to operate for decades, the login method of "scanning face" may be cast aside, after all, players will get old and change their faces.

Having said that, if you swipe your face every time you log in, it means that the system will also read the user's facial details and update them in real time; unless the player user encounters a huge change, you don't have to worry about the swipe system being eliminated by time.

"Bodily fluid landing is also possible."

"What nonsense are you talking about, girl?"

And it is impossible to have a game device that can identify players' bodily fluids...

It can be seen that face swiping and fingerprinting may cause login failure due to certain changes, but account numbers and the like will solve this problem.

"Through reading all kinds of historical books, I know that human beings have progressed very fast, but they always like to dig into the corners of the humble places."

"It cannot be denied. Since everyone has different values, it is nothing surprising to have strange ideas."

"We dragons are not like this."

Shumi Erya clenched her fist and let out a hey sound, which kept falling on Jiuye's back.

"Isn't it flattering to get everything done with fists?"

"Wouldn't it be better to sit down and communicate calmly?"

"Thinking that the other party can understand after speaking. This is a kind of arrogance, the self-satisfaction of the speaker himself, and the arrogance of the listener."

"The teacher's lines are not used here."

"I don't care about these issues."

Say what you want, say what you want, this freedom is the characteristic of their dragon clan, and it can also be said to be a shortcoming.

Of course, this is not annoying.

"Hey."

At this time, Shumi Erya climbed onto Jiuye's shoulder and stood up.

Obviously wearing a skirt, it's a good thing she can stand on her shoulders, Jiuye, who didn't look up, was thinking about this question, and was finally interrupted by Shumi Erya's voice.

"Today's moonlight is also beautiful."

Because Natsume Soseki-sensei had explained the meaning, Jiuba asked.

"Are you confessing?"

"I'm not interested in being younger than others!"

"Arrogant guy."

In terms of conversion, no matter how old Humi Erya is, he can still be regarded as a loli in human society.

Another day is about to pass, tomorrow the sun will rise as usual, and the story will slowly unfold.

What kind of things will the dragons, humans, elves, and the protagonists living in the dimensional apartment do?

In any case, Jiuye has to find a way to solve various problems. After all, his work is like this, and so is his life.