Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Well……?!"

The fingers against the back began to slide down, which forced Jiuye to turn around slowly.

Standing there was a girl named Tokisaki Kurumi in a dress with a parasol.

There was a seemingly gentle smile on her face, but in fact it was completely inconsistent with what she said.

"Humans are really fickle creatures~ you know? If you want happiness to stay with you forever, you have to break the legs of happiness so that it won't run away."

"If you break the legs of happiness, it's not happiness anymore..."

"The villain died from talking too much~"

"Captain, I'm a good man."

"Don't try to change the subject, come with me, and find other women without telling me."

I always feel like I've been misunderstood.

Although I promised to go on a date with Kuang San before, isn't it only twelve o'clock now?

Since she will appear here, it means that Kurumi is the one who has been staring at her before... This is really a bit unexpected...

It was the first time Jiuye had encountered the sight of wanting to kill himself, and he was unknowingly a little excited.

No, no, no, it's not because I awakened the soul of shaking M! —— Jiuye shouted in his heart.

Being forced by Kuang San to the coffee shop on the other side, Jiu Ye had no reason to refuse, so he had to sit obediently in his seat.

What if I told her I had to stop people from dating?She will definitely be regarded as an idiot, or she will ignore Kuang San directly.

even so……

"Kang San, do you want to like to hinder other people's love?"

"What kind of strange question is that? As long as Jiuye and I are happy, I don't care about other things. Anyone who dares to stop it will be killed."

I always feel that there is a sense of déjà vu of my wife Yuno.

Seeing the clerk coming up to ask what he wanted, Jiu Ye who ordered two drinks casually changed the topic to the matter just now.

"You know I'm a teacher now, right?"

"That's right, the good-natured teacher who broke into the women's locker room and the women's hot spring."

"...The front has nothing to do with me, it's because you didn't wear it..."

"Wow, the sunset must be beautiful tonight."

"Are you going to stain the sky red with my blood first?"

"I didn't say that."

It seems that Kuang San, who is suffering from the second disease in front of him and blackened reservation, doesn't want to recall the shameful thing before.

"Okay, let's..."

[Brother Jiuye, brother Jiuye!Oni-chan is in trouble! 】

"kindness?"

Just about to persuade Kuang San to join the FFF group again, but was interrupted by Kotori's voice, it seems that the headset call was forcibly turned on there.

[Oni-chan has to deal with that origami classmate...!I thought Brother Jiuye could stop all the classmates who approached the past! 】

"Feel sorry."

What Jiu Ye said made Kuang San tilt his head, what, this cute creature.

[It's too late to apologize, in order not to disturb Oni-chan's rhythm by Origami, I must agree to Origami's request...]

"What do you mean?"

[Origami-san wanted to prevent Oni-chan from brewing an atmosphere with Tohka-san, so she came there and wouldn't leave...unless she is going on a date with her next. 】

"..."

Sure enough, it became like this.

That's pretty embarrassing.

[Is there a date between Oni-chan and Yoshino after that?So I'll leave that to Brother Jiuye!Although Brother Jiuba can't seal the power of the elves, but he can make Yoshino happy, right?Alright, I'm going to support Oni-chan! 】

"No...wait..."

This time it was Kotori who hung up the communication.

"What's the matter Jiuye, don't you want to stay with me?"

"What are you talking about, Kuang San, staying with you is what I wish for."

"Hoohoo, just now I changed the drink I ordered, Dangdangdang, a special chocolate milkshake!"

"Isn't this just a couple's drink!"

"Jiuye licks the drops of water at the bottom of the cup. I must be very happy to drink the milkshake inside."

"That's too much!"

And it's not even happiness!

Don't you usually suck two straws together to form a peach heart shape, or do you say you are out of date?

"That's the punishment for Jiuye hiding it from me."

I'm going to go on a date with Sixi Nao next...

If Kuang San has been pestering him all the time, it will definitely make Si Xie unhappy.

Jiuye didn't want to help Shidou and the others, but just didn't want Lori to be sad.

That is to say, I have to date Kuang San and Si Kai, and at the same time prevent Tohka and Shidou from dating?

Obviously, things are getting more and more complicated.

"You can't seem to sit still, Jiuye."

Under the table, Kuangsan put his right foot on Jiuye's lap.

The smooth black stockings and the stretched slender right foot are so alluring!

Shaking his head, Jiuye calmed himself down.

There are many things that need to be dealt with, and they must be completed one by one and organized.

Before Tohka and Shidou's date ends, I still have some time.

That is to say...

Let Kuang San have fun first, right?

Human beings are creatures that must embrace dreams!Otherwise, what is the difference with salted fish?So here comes the question, in the GAL GAME, should I choose the childhood sweetheart line or the younger sister line? ——PS: Thanks to [Fox Lying in the Lake] [Yakumo Dream] [Wuyu Xianglin] for the monthly tickets, as well as the recommended tickets and collections of readers! ——PS2: I was poisoned after listening to "Yoshihara Elegy", what should I do?Waiting online, it's urgent.

Chapter 25 Neither Gentleman nor[email protected]Ladies' Restroom Raid

[Ah, don't get the shaved ice on the table, Tohka listen up, be elegant, ah ~ no, you don't have to feed me, huh? !Origami, what are you doing?You two wait first!Oh! ! ! ! 】

Hearing Shidou's voice through the earphones, it seems that the situation over there is not optimistic.

After all, Shidou must find a way to satisfy both Tohka and Origami, it seems that both Shidou and Kotori have been fooled by Origami.

Origami said that as long as Shidou agreed to date her, she would choose not to pester Shidou any longer. In fact, after Shidou agreed, Origami continued to stay by their side on the grounds of monitoring and waiting.

To put it bluntly, Origami didn't like Shidou's relationship with Tohka, so he did that kind of behavior.

Very good, very good, from this point of view, Origami and Jiu Ye are undoubtedly in the same camp.

However, Kuba still worried that Origami would take the job of disturbing Shidou and their date by himself.

After all, Origami also likes Shidou, which means that Shidou may attack two girls at the same time, which would be quite embarrassing.

In order to complete the commission of the future Kuangsan, Jiu Ye must find a way to temporarily separate from the second and sick Kuangsan in front of him.

"Jiuye, do you think this drink is delicious?"

"Well, it tastes good, where are you going to go next?"

"Just chatting with Jiuye, but you seem to be absent-minded. What's the problem?"

"It's nothing. Speaking of which, you mentioned that you wanted to go to the Night Amusement Park, right? What kind of place is that?"

"I don't know much about it, but according to the description in the tourist brochure, there are many interesting facilities. I want to see what the haunted house inside is like, because it's titled 'the most authentic haunted house' The marketing slogan, it must be a haunted house created by a person chosen by the gods, so it is a good place to judge whether the contract between us is stable."

Is it a contract... Could it be something like the marriage contract mentioned earlier?

After taking a sip of the milkshake, the two quickly drank half of the milkshake in the cup, Jiuye continued the previous words

"Speaking of which, haunted houses originated in Europe and the United States, because at that time there were often scary things in the homes of people suspected of being vampires, so when those who broke into the homes of people suspected of being vampires, they would feel that it was a haunted house , with something terrible."

"Vampires, I have read similar books, they all live in castles, right?"

"That's right. The most famous one is probably Brown Castle. After all, it once appeared as the residence in the famous novel "Dracula" written by the Irish writer Stowe."

In fact, Jiu Ye has a lot of knowledge in this area, but it is generally useless in real life.

Compared with understanding European mythology or ancient history, people nowadays prefer to read articles about how to hook up.

It is undeniable that such articles are really useful...

By the way, the best prerequisite is to be rich and handsome, although it is nonsense...

"Jiuye is interested in these things? Ancient vampires, dark castles, lightning and thunder on a rainy night, the two met in front of the gate of the old castle, they are all chosen by God, and they have gone through untold hardships to come At this point...the whole body was soaked, and they fell in love with each other who were sheltering from the rain under the same roof. They began to hug each other to keep warm in this way, and then, a poignant love story happened ~"

"I could understand it at first, but later I couldn't agree with it. Why do two people who are hiding from the rain at the entrance of the Horror Castle suddenly fall in love with each other? The other party is not a star or something, or is it the suspension bridge effect? ​​Also, want to If you want to keep warm, wouldn't it be better to go inside the castle by yourself?"

"Stupid Jiuye! Love stories are inherently unreasonable! Have you ever seen a person who often falls down when running on flat ground? Have you ever seen an idiot who wants to find someone he likes instead of taking a car? You Have you ever seen a guy who is comforted by the person he likes every time he is sad?"

"It's my fault……"

Those are all love story routines, Jiuye can't refute a word...

It can be seen that Kuang San is quite dabbled in this area, even if it is a second disease, it is not a joke.

"That's right, Jiuye, the love story doesn't follow common sense. Most of the people in it are willing fools."

Rather than playing cards out of common sense, it would be more appropriate to play cards according to routines, right?

In any love story like that, the heroine will find out if the heroine is injured...

From this it can be seen that...

"Actually, the male protagonists in the love story are all perverts, Kuang San, what do you think?"

"Hey, let's hear it, I don't hate perverts like Jiu Ye."

"I didn't talk about me!"

Jiu Ye sorted out his thoughts after objecting.

"Think about it, every time the heroine encounters a crisis, it will appear, so what is the reason? It is impossible to repeat such a coincidence, right? That is to say, the plot does not describe a thing that the heroine has done."

"what is that?"

"The male protagonist secretly put the tracking device somewhere on the female protagonist's body, such as hair... That's why he can find the female protagonist so quickly and help her escape from danger."

"So that's how it is. Most of the handsome male protagonists in TV dramas are perverts. In fact, their minds are full of H content."

"Yeah, most of the male protagonists are like this. Only characters like the great teacher have their own professional ethics."

The two reached a consensus, and Jiuye still likes Kuangsan very much in this respect.

As long as the conversation is serious, this second-year-old madman who occasionally turns black is actually very cute.

"Phew~ I'm going to solve the problem caused by instinct that I have to make a relaxed and defenseless posture."

"Is it just going to the bathroom? To put it bluntly, it's picking flowers."

After all, people are very fragile in WC.

Think about it, which is easier for you to attack a person who is walking normally or to attack a person with diarrhea?It must be the latter, right? It's just that it's very unscrupulous to do so.

"No, no, those who are chosen by the gods don't need to pick flowers!"

This guy, does he think he is a certain Crimson Demon mage with a second-degree illness?