Dimensional Apartment Manager

Jiu Ye, who expressed doubts, did not refuse. He wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in the gourds of this group of people.

Passing through the courtyard coming out of the lobby on the first floor, and then passing through a corridor, he soon came to a place that Jiuye was relatively familiar with. He often met Saitama-sensei and Akuya here, and that was the cafeteria.

Human voices came from the cafeteria, as well as the sound of music.

At this moment, Jiuye remembered something, which could also be understood as a phenomenon.

Every time after a big event in the Dimensional Apartment ends, there are always a few guys who like to hold a party, banquet or something. Rather than celebrating, it is more to keep the excitement going and dispel such boredom.

It is true that some problems often occur in the Dimensional Apartment, whether it is strange or normal, but basically it will not have any impact. After all, Jiuye is very confident in the efficiency of himself and his subordinates, which also caused a group of people who live here to feel Bored residents looking for something new to do.

Sometimes, regardless of the size of the matter, they will always find a reason to gather people together and have a lively banquet.

Thanks to this, the former Jiuye often ran around for this problem, because occasionally giants and fire demons participated, either destroying the residence or causing a fire, it was very difficult to solve.

At this time, the androids and the goblins in front pushed the door open, and the sound that could be heard outside the door became louder, and the cafeteria hall was full of people eating and drinking...

The scene in front of him reminded Jiuye of many sci-fi movies, in which there are not many human beings, and the proportion of foreign races is much larger.

"Children can't drink alcohol! Of course I can!"

There was Kazuma in the crowd, he was holding Huihui's head with his hands, and started drinking by himself, is it really all right?

"Jiuye, you're here too. The power used in the previous battle was really surprising. You guys also used krypton gold props, right?"

"No! But Mr. Ainz, you are here too, didn't you say you want to go back?"

"This...you can see it when you look over there."

Appearing directly in front of her was Albedo, she and Kurumi were looking at each other, both seemed to be aiming at the food on the table.

"Human woman, I advise you to let go, this is my food for Ainz-sama."

"Shut up, Blackwing Crow Girl, can that skeleton eat?"

"It's my heart! My heart!!"

Jiu Ye decides not to pass...

Snapped!Someone slapped him on the shoulder, and Jiu Ye turned around to see that it was Kakine Teitoku who was carrying a can of beer.

"I lost this time, but you still have to give me the information. The development you predicted earlier was indeed correct, but my uncle was almost held back by those trash."

"That's why I said, Brother Kakine, interfering in the plot as a character in the plot is outrageous."

Regarding Jiu Ye's reminder, Kakine Teitoku still had the expression of "my fate is up to me".

Spoiler for him later.

Averting their eyes, Hisuha and Ainz saw Saitama-sensei and Genos at the same time as they moved forward. The dishes they aimed at were not vegetables, but meat, especially Saitama-sensei.

"Is this okay?"

"No problem, anyway, it's the H material he secretly put in my room, it's OK to lend it to you!"

In the corner, Sora was discussing something with Shumi Erya, the two closed their mouths after seeing Jiuba, and Sora, who was the elder brother, set off to prepare something for Shiro to eat, and picked out a lot of snacks.

Besides them, the androids Crete and Fuyuki are also there. The former is tasting 'rice with engine oil' with other androids, while the latter is watching a video. Judging from her expression, it's probably a game video. This is to find out your own shortcomings.

At this time, Jiuye saw Izayoi, and Izayoi was also stopped by Ainz.

"congratulations."

"Thank you. Compared to this, I want to know how Izayoi and Bahamut lost the qualification at the same time."

"That...it's very simple. I told Mr. Skeleton just now. At that time, I had only one defense left, and Bahamut's 'main body' was destroyed by me too much. As a result, he directly locked the space. Die, even I can't continue to fight for so long when there is almost no air; as for that guy... After losing most of his strength, he expressed his unwillingness to continue participating. Just a test."

Speaking of this, Izayoi looked forward to it.

"I also made an appointment with Bahamut, and I will fight again when I have time."

Speaking of which, Bahamut didn't come here. Sure enough, the legendary creature won't show up easily...

"Eat whatever you want, though it seems very strange to me."

He reminded Jiuye with a wry smile that Ainz, as a skeleton, actually didn't need to eat anything, after all, he didn't even feel hungry.

Looking at the entire hall, Jiuye found that most of the people who came here were the protagonists, which is very powerful.

"Cheers to Mr. Kuba!"

The goblin patriarch Xi raised the cup in his hand at this time. Regardless of whether the people present understood what happened or not, they were willing to raise their cups to join in the fun.

If longing for an ordinary life is also an attitude, then the feeling of being paid attention to and praised by the aliens and the protagonists is not bad, it can be said to be very refreshing!

Then it's time to take control of the apartment! ! !

Chapter 47 Talking about the day after tomorrow is right, this is the story of the apartment, the main god, and the administrator

[Dimensional Apartment Forum Message Board] Moderator: Jiuye is not Jiuye's Jiuye.

ID: Takasu Taiga——Everyone’s competitions have also ended, and the end of the year is coming soon. Does anyone want to visit the shrine together?

ID: Am I a zombie - I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I'll try.

ID: Gohan Kuri and Isao Kameha - Prayer, let's talk about it after I finish my thesis and get rid of the troublesome idiots.

ID: Priestess and Goddess——If you join the Axis Cult at the end of the year and the beginning of the year, you can get free gifts. First of all, when you take a bath, the effect is very good.

System announcement: The user [female priest and goddess] has been banned for one day.

ID: The sword cat of the Lion King——Jiu Ye said that advertisements are not allowed.

ID: Blonde Transformer——Speaking of which, I have to prepare a new electrical appliance, because I always feel a little sticky when cooking.

ID: Dimensional Young Dragon SS—Magic can solve all problems, whether it is oil stains on electrical appliances, dirt in the bathroom, dust in the corners, or spider webs on the ceiling, all of them can be solved with magic. Mr. Jiuba often asks me to do this Do.

ID: Ten.Six—Magic really can do whatever it wants.

ID: The magician of Red Lotus - always use explosion magic at all times!

ID: Darkness—Although I have no objection, when cleaning the stables and toilets, don't use explosion magic next to it, okay?It's a bit too much to clean up garbage, of course, the feeling after being blown up, hey hey! ! !

…………

Jiu Ye, who just opened the forum on the computer, blocked a fool, and then did not get any useful information.

Of course, this is only of little use to Jiuye. After all, the guys who leave messages on the forum and chat on the forum will also say some very informative or very powerful words.

If Jiuye is a light novelist, he can probably get a lot of creative inspiration from the message board of Dimension Apartment.

For example: following the heroic sister, killing all the monsters that threatened her on the way, including the villager brother who threatened her, the office worker who was knocked down by a female high school student riding a tram on the side of the road and fled with him inexplicably, signed a contract with the witch but did not get power Instead, the male protagonist who turned into a magic wand (physics), the high school student who suddenly became the administrator of the female dormitory and found out that the girls are murderers, and the sad boy who pretended to be a girl for the girl he liked and found out that the other party was a ♂ boy.

There are not only aliens and superpowers in the apartment, but also some people that Ms. Lord God found based on their interests. They rarely live in the Dimensional Apartment, but they often come here to hang out.

The residents here are basically the protagonists of their own world, of course, there are also ordinary passerby characters.

All in all, Jiuye, who has stayed here for such a long time, has not fully explored the richness of the dimensional apartment.

Jiu Ye thought about it, obviously there are so many residents, why are there fewer and fewer problems?Is it because you are too powerful?

[Actually, it's not that you are too powerful, but I solved it, and they have formed a living environment by themselves, and they don't need outsiders to interfere. Of course, the 'rent' must still be collected. 】

"Oh! Don't appear suddenly like "The Clown"!"

[Hmph~ You guys have a clown phobia? 】

"No, compared to my fear of clowns, I hate dolls that don't move as if they're staring at me."

[Like this? 】

"Idiot, you're just a baby..."

It is not a matter of a day or two for Ms. Lord God to have brain problems. It seems that after getting older, even with a lot of knowledge as a basis, she will still have brain twitches from time to time.

"However, in terms of completion, it is quite realistic, in various aspects."

[Wow!A double meaning H joke!It's disgusting!Compared to this...!Didn't I say before that there are also apartment dwellers underground?In fact, there are also in the sky, but they told me that there is no need to intersect with any race. 】

"In the sky... is it a race like angels?"

[Compared to angels, they are more like demons. They are a group of interracial intermarriages from a world. 】

Hearing what Ms. Lord God said, Jiuye probably understood why they didn't get in touch with outsiders.

[When I found them, they were massacred miserably. Regardless of age or gender, they were massacred one by one. Because the method was too disgusting, I killed those humans. 】

human beings...

Should it really be human?

But it's not how bad humans are, but that humans as bad guys are very hateful.

Just like the heretic judges of the church, without money, they treated ordinary people and low-status nobles as heretics, and after killing them, they used their money as the fund of the church, calling it 'somment money', It's no different from 'indulgence notes'.

[This also proves that in most eras, humans can still become the rulers of that era. Why? 】

"I'm not an expert. In my own opinion, it should be something like creativity."

[Puff, creativity is something that even pigs have, so compared to 'creativity', desire plays more of a role. Animals only have reproduction and desire for food, but humans are different. 】

"Let me have a drink and talk."

After drinking the drink, Jiuye heard Miss Lord God continue talking, but the content was quite different.

[Listen, you are not the chosen human. My purpose of recruiting administrators for the Dimensional Apartment is just to think that human beings are easier to manage and more interesting, and you just happened to meet the conditions and believed that stupid recruitment advertisement . 】

"Don't call yourself stupid!"

【Well~ From the current point of view, you have more diversity than the people I created; wait, should I say adaptability?According to different roles, scenes, and plots, he interprets different selves, he is simply a devil wearing a human skin mask, a genius who deceives others! 】

Jiu Ye thinks this is a misunderstanding of himself, and he can't hear the meaning of praising himself at all.

Turning off the computer, Jiuye planned to make a quick decision, after all, he still had to cook for the three lolis and invite Kuang San.

But Miss Lord God's words made him very interested, that is...

[Next, let me tell you some information about the apartment, the original apartment, the original world. 】

"That's quite interesting, let me pour you a glass of wine."

Jiuye, who had finished his drink, secretly took a glass of beer from the refrigerator, and did not wake up the others who were still sleeping.

Before that, Jiu Ye asked another question.

"Before the apartment appeared, how were you born, Ms. Lord God?"

Oh hoo!

That's right, this is the story of the apartment, the main god, and the administrator

The Dimensional Apartment has a large number of residents and unlimited possibilities, but before it was created, where did Miss God, the creator, appear from?Why was it born?

"Let's start from a well-known point of view. For example, some high-tech products created by high-tech life forms are hundreds of millions of years ahead of human cognition."

[It's really a rough guess, at least bring some technical terms to make it feel a little credible, okay?Like the reduction of space-time scale, the energy of virtual particles will increase.The quantum foam is caused by vacuum fluctuations, and with uncertainty, this characteristic can only be shown on the microscopic scale, thus supporting the existence of wormholes. 】

"Don't suddenly analyze the so-called time travel from a scientific point of view. Don't tell me you don't even know why you exist?"

【Cogito ergo sum. 】

The main god divided himself into two, not the same size, but one big and one small, which made Jiuye seem full of various senses of disobedience.

[Both are me, neither of them is me. When I identify myself as me, then I exist; From the perspective of human beings, everything in the world is created by the universe 138.2 billion years ago The big bang formed, and the atoms that traveled through tens of billions of years created everything in the world, so why do they exist? 】

Jiuye touched his chin, then took a sip of beer, feeling that he could become a philosopher if he continued to think.

Do you want to directly increase the attribute to increase the intelligence to the limit?But in fact, this approach does not have much effect, because Jiuye is not a professional scholar, and the knowledge in his mind cannot allow him to draw any profound conclusions.

Even if there is a genius with an IQ of 400, and he has been locked in the room for decades, the calculation speed after he comes out must not be as fast as ordinary people, because he still doesn't know anything.

Thinking about things you don't know requires the foundation of the predecessors, but where does the knowledge of the predecessors come from?

"Let's skip this stupid topic and talk about what the Dimensional Apartment looked like at first."

[That's how it looks. 】

"What does it look like?"

[Stupid guy. 】

The older Miss Main God rebuked Jiuye like this, and the younger Miss Main God nodded accordingly. After performing a cross talk, they quickly merged together and became their original appearance.