Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Well...it's so warm."

Hisakuha, who carried Yoshino in his arms, took a deep breath, and he planned to do something else on his way home.

Chapter 1 Are you happy?

[This is a questionnaire I collected from 330 three residents, and the content is "Are you happy?" ", although there are some inexplicable answers in it, but the happiness index is much higher than the previous test, maybe it is your credit; of course, the troubles naturally need to be solved by you. 】

Generally speaking, happiness refers to subjective well-being, referred to as SWB, which refers to a subjective good state of existence, or a state of health and happiness. The difference from the expression of happiness is that the former refers to a state of existence, while the latter refers to a state of mind.

"I think I'm in a happy state now, whether it's subjectively or objectively. In addition, I also have the idea of ​​getting married, Miss Kuang San, look..."

"Is that why you called me here? Did you mention that it was a matter for discussion? If you want to play, I can lend you another version of myself."

"It's so casual, but if you want me to say it, under normal circumstances, the crazy third lady who is in the second grade is twice as cute as you as the main body... It hurts!!!!!!"

In the living room of the room, Jiuye, who was trampled on his right foot by the girl next to him, almost spit out the beer he just drank in his stomach.

"Don't talk nonsense, and don't drink beer, I hate the smell of alcohol."

"From today onwards, I will not drink at all. By the way, there is actually one thing that needs to be discussed with Miss Kuang San."

Seeing Jiuye's serious expression, Kuangsan tapped her chin with her hand, and after throwing the beer on the table into the trash can, she asked

"Let me guess, it's about girls?"

"Girl? Let's put it this way..."

"Sure enough, it's better to kill the child."

"Don't make it a precondition to have children! Besides, I'm a man in charge, and the little yellow book that Kong gave me before is definitely not mine. It's just an excuse he made. He definitely doesn't want to be taken care of by himself." My sister found out."

Having said that, Jiu Ye began to manipulate the laptop in front of him.

The [Happiness Questionnaire] sent by Ms. Lord God has been well received by many residents. After all, they came here from the misery, and of course they don't want to go back.

It's just that there are also some bored and unhappy residents here. They are not only dissatisfied with Miss Lord God, but even more dissatisfied with Jiuye, the human administrator.

So Jiuye investigated these people a little bit, he didn't want to target them, but to satisfy them, and found out an incredible piece of information.

"Miss Kuang San, please look at this."

"Looking at what? A photo you secretly took? I'm not very interested in naked men."

"No, no, at least give me a setting for secretly filming women, okay? Wait, I don't need that kind of setting at all."

"It's obviously a good opportunity for transformation."

"Don't talk like a comedian, has Miss Kuang San changed too much recently?"

"There's nothing wrong with wearing a mask like you. What I did in that world was different from what I did in this world. Naturally, I don't need to use the same mentality to deal with it; Am I more interested in the change?"

It's not a matter of interest...

But for Kuang San's remarks, Jiu Ye himself couldn't find any good reasons to refute.

The east is the east where the sun rises, and the west is the west where the sun sets. The two do not interfere with each other. Naturally, Jiu Ye and the others can welcome the rising sun happily, or send away the setting sun in frustration.

Sadness and happiness can exist at the same time, just at different times, as is the duality, even the multifaceted nature of human beings.

"No matter what kind of mad third miss I am..."

"Is it these people?"

"At least let someone finish the sentence... That's right, it's the people who are talking about it. I hope I can do something that can change the status quo."

Speaking of which, Jiuye zoomed in on the screen, showing a woman of a different race and four men of a different race.

"These five residents seem to be planning to kill me tonight. According to the call-out information, they have already started planning a week ago."

"What about motivation?"

"The motive is unknown, it's just that they are dissatisfied."

"The same way..."

This time, Kuang San didn't tap his chin lightly, but instead played with his sideburn hair.

"I roughly understand the reason why you are looking for me. Do you want a resolution? I only have one way to deal with those guys who hunted and killed me. Do you understand?"

The suggestion given by the most evil elf, Tokisaki Kurumi, made Jiu Ye very clear.

That's right, Jiuye will not forgive those who try to break the tranquility of the apartment, and of course those who want to kill themselves.

"But it's better to catch them and ask before then."

The 'evil' born in the Dimensional Apartment needs to be eliminated, but if it can make them feel happy, such a thing will naturally not happen, right? This is what Jiuye thinks now...

Just do what he said, Jiuye directly contacted Xi who provided him with this information and was waiting for action instructions, and asked him to bring a team of artificial humans to arrest.

The goblins have extensive connections and underground passages, and the androids are also extremely fast, so there is no problem.

"Where's the location?"

"The underground area near the forest."

Hearing Jiu Ye's answer, Kurumi picked up his coat.

"What are you doing in a daze? We're going too."

As the commander of the operation, Jiu Ye didn't intend to act, after all the generals stayed behind, but under the urging of Kuang San, he had no choice but to stand up, and after a little preparation with her, he rushed to the destination.

The two walked through the familiar courtyard and left from the left side of the apartment. The monitors were operating and the alarm was also on alert, but because they were pre-authenticated residents, no alarm was triggered.

Before arriving at the scene, Jiuye heard a loud noise, followed by flames and explosions soaring into the sky.

There was a conflict!

Jiuye immediately speeded up, but the sudden change was only once, and it seemed to be quickly suppressed.

As soon as he arrived at the destination, one of the Jiuye five members who was trying to assassinate him flew in front of the two of them. Kurumi drew his gun and stepped on the other's head.

"Did you cause the confusion just now? Forget it, it doesn't matter. Let me ask you, are you happy?"

"Well………!"

"What about the answer?"

"Now, now is happiness...!"

"Hope you do the same in the future."

Kuang Santou's smile and the solution to the problem made Jiuye feel helpless, and he planned to deal with it more carefully in the future.

"There's one more thing about happiness."

Thinking of the scene he saw just now, Kurumi looked at Jiu Ye.

"Among those questions just now, it seems that a couple wants to hold a wedding in the apartment~ Jiuye, don't you want to do something? I will help too."

Update~! [PS: Are you happy?Do you drive?Are you in the car?Are you lolicon?Are you hentai?Are you a gentleman? 】

Chapter 2 Yes, this is everyday~!

On the night after solving the 'assassination of the administrator incident', Jiu Ye had a little talk with Kurumi about the 'wedding ceremony' she mentioned earlier.

This question was accidentally discovered in most of the proposals, investigations, and answers. After all, at that time, Miss Goddess only sent a piece "Are you happy?" "The questionnaire, I did not expect to get many answers other than this.

Jiuye naturally has no reason to object to the new couple, but there is no reason to care too much. After all, no matter whether they are human or not, they all have different customs and rituals. It is useless to worry about it by yourself, right?

But judging from Kuangsan's tone, she was personally interested, which forced Jiuye to investigate carefully.

Before that, he fulfilled the request of Shumi Erya and the others, because Izuna and Yoshino got a BD of a horror movie from Mr. Demon King, so they planned to play it tonight.

Kuang San wanted to learn about the current situation of his other self, so he left first, and had no idea of ​​watching horror movies together.

Speaking of Kuang San, who suffers from secondary illness, Jiu Ye seldom sees her recently, but whenever he is free, he will chat online and learn that she is in the middle of crazy online shopping...

Speaking of the source of funds for the second and third, because she is different from her own body, she does not have great goals and concerns, so she often draws illustrations on the Internet and earns living expenses through manuscript fees.

Of course, Jiuye sent money frequently, but even if she was reminded not to buy things indiscriminately, she would still receive the "This thing on the Internet is super powerful!" the next day. "s mail……

"Jiuye, hey, Jiuye, don't be in a daze, you just told that crazy third lady who is going to get married?"

Shumi Erya rubbed Jiuye's cheek with her hands from behind the sofa, and even planned to use her tail to twitch her mouth in order to wake him up, but Jiuye responded quickly.

"It's two residents of the apartment. It's just that they haven't set a fixed time yet. Are you interested?"

"Hmph, for us dragons, getting married is a very important thing; the woman needs to obtain the frozen diamonds in the extreme north, and the south needs to obtain the bedrock of the earth's core in the extreme south, and finally smash them and put them on the ground. Into the water where the gold is formed, and forged into two jewels."

"It's too complicated."

"However, since the generation of mother and father, you can order directly by phone, but it is a bit troublesome to contact human representatives."

"Is this span suddenly too large?"

It’s almost as if the saber ‘Lake Toya’ was bought online when I first heard about silver…

"It's time for a movie!"

Izuna, standing in front of the Blu-ray player, wagged his tail, intending to put the disc in his hand into it.

Since the horror movie is about to start, Yoshino wanted to watch it but was scared, and sat on Hisaba's lap, and Yoshino said threateningly.

"If you touch it, you will be killed!"

"You can't be so rude... Izuna-chan, you can put it in."

After reminding Yoshino, Yoshino flinched and looked at the LCD screen, where Izuna nodded and put the disc in.

Soon the animal-eared girl ran to Jiuye's left side, and Shumi Erya also ran to Jiuye's side after turning off the light, but on the right side.

Kuba tried to kick away Shumi Erya, whose tail was not as soft as Izuna's and was particularly in the way, but was almost bitten by this guy, so he finally chose to give up.

Boom boom! !Suddenly, a violent explosion occurred in the edge area of ​​the apartment, and the flames lit up the sky like fireworks from a summer night festival.

"Don't worry, the cyborgs will deal with it in time."

This problem happens a lot in apartments.

For example, some races like to take a bath in the biogas pool naked. When the fire demon residents visit... the ending can be imagined.

Fortunately, there are many means of protection and isolation for residents. Smart residents have invented crystal fiber fireproof clothing that can be worn by fire demons, and gravity-free pools that move together with mermaid species. Ye You paid them a lot of patent fees.

However, this sudden explosion frightened Yoshino, and Izuna and Shumi Erya wanted to know what happened.

But the movie has just started, and everyone's attention is gradually gathering.

The black-and-white image is to illustrate the cause of the incident, a group of businessmen brought the modified animals to the city, and the result was a viral disaster caused by a car accident.

The screen turns from bright to dark, and then from dark to bright, and finally it is the protagonist's turn to appear.

The protagonist who just appeared on the scene witnessed the incident. His colleague started to ooze pus and blood from all over his body due to the virus, and his skin also fell off. Finally, he began to pounce on the nearest man and bite his cheek.

A typical B-level horror movie, I don’t know why Mr. Demon King and the others save the Blu-ray of this movie...

Jiuye thought of this, and the plot continued to advance. To Jiuye's surprise, human beings were not defeated by the invisible spreading virus. Instead, they produced antibodies and raised these monsters, using them as labor...

"What is the director of this movie thinking?"

"Mr. Jiuye, the enslaved monsters are about to rebel!"

That's right, the virus evolution of monsters has given them some self-awareness, so they are unwilling to continue to be raised as livestock and machines.

"So there is something wrong with this plot! By the way, the hero is actually the 'colleague' who turned into a monster from the beginning!"

It's even more outrageous than "Empire of the Corpses", this kind of movie.

Generally speaking, this kind of horror film is when a virus appears, a heroine with antibodies appears, and then the hero takes her to escape from the virus-infested area and produces antibody serum.

Well~ When this kind of work is beyond the norm, it is also quite interesting to look at it this way, at least there have been unexpected developments.

"Come on! Defeat the human des!"

Yizuna began to cheer up the monsters. After all, these monsters belonged to the oppressed side in the movie, at least for now...

"Who does Jiuye think is right and who is wrong...?"

"Me, it must be the fault of whoever caused the virus in the first place."

"Good answer... I think monsters are very pitiful..."

Both Yoshino and Izuna stand from the perspective of the weak, so what about it?