Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Let's get rid of some weirdos by the way, Genos."

"Okay, teacher."

"I reject!"

Jiuye's protest didn't seem to have any effect...

Chapter 3 That is, the same man as KING! ?

Instead of thinking about how to die gorgeously, it is better to think about how to live gorgeously! ——Sakata Gintoki "Gintama"

The silver-haired natural curly words always make sense. He is obviously just a good-for-nothing uncle who likes sweets, but he still has a strange personality charm, and Saitama-sensei also has the same charm.

He worked hard to become a hero, even though he lived a poor and frugal life, he did not rely on that power to do bad things, but carried out his beliefs.

It is completely different from those guys in the movies who think they are invincible and can rule the world when they get power, not to mention that those people will still be killed by the protagonist in the end... Saitama-sensei has not only physical strength, but also mental strength powerful.

"I'm going to die if I don't find the wages...I don't want to go to work...I'm so tired..."

Of course, this kind of Saitama-sensei who seems to die without a butt must be excluded from the strength mentioned just now...

"In that case, let me carry the teacher on my back."

"No need for Genos, you always like to make strange actions, listen up, if you want to become as powerful as me, you have to learn to let yourself get used to ordinary daily life."

"Ordinary, everyday life?"

"That's right, Genos."

Saitama-sensei held out the index finger of his right hand

"First of all, just get up in the morning and eat something casually, and then learn to arrange your own lunch reasonably at noon. The cheaper but more energetic things are the priority. I became so strong through exercise because of the belief that I want to be a hero. , but Janos, you are a reformer, there is no need to exercise your body, so the rest is your spirit, you have to exercise your spirit to the extreme!! And the most important thing is to remember the special sale in the nearby supermarket Take time, but don't underestimate those old men and grandma who grab half-price and special trade goods with you, they are as serious as wolves."

"I see, I'll keep it in mind."

Genos took out his notebook and signature pen with a serious face and began to record what Saitama-sensei said just now, but only Saitama-sensei can live that kind of life...

As for the snatching of half-price products mentioned, it reminded Jiuye of a light novel called "Bento". In it, if you want to buy half-price bento, you have to make sacrifices. Sure enough, Neon is a different country.

Jiu Ye looked at the nearby streets while listening to the conversation between the master and apprentice. This is the downtown area of ​​City Z, some distance away from the no-man's land where Teacher Saitama originally lived.

There are shops and facades on both sides of the road. The shopkeeper in charge of his own stall is promoting his products. There are office workers and students among the pedestrians. The flow of people is larger than expected.

There was a clear blue sky above the head, and the summer cicadas were perched on the street trees and screaming tirelessly. The slightly hot air made Jiuye take off his coat.

"Mr. Saitama, where is the owner of the electronics store you know?"

"It's just ahead, do you see it? Isn't there an open place over there?"

"Oh, is there an open space?"

Jiu Ye looked in the direction that Saitama-sensei pointed, and there was a gap in the concrete forest, which should be the so-called open space.

"No, it was originally a building, but it was destroyed by strange people, but fortunately, it is an uninhabited building that is about to be demolished."

After listening to Mr. Saitama's words, we can know that the weird person should be very big, but it is useless. He must be dealt with by Mr. Saitama with a punch.

To put it bluntly, there is nothing in this world that Mr. Saitama can't solve with one punch. If there is, then two punches...three punches... Problem, I didn't experience that sense of despair until after laying the golden egg... The wind on the roof today is a bit noisy.)

"It's here, you wait here."

Saitama-sensei ran to the door of an electrical appliance store, knocked on the open door, and asked

"Good afternoon, is the boss here, is the boss here, I'm Qitama! The Qitama who helped you move twenty refrigerators yesterday."

"Excuse me, what is Saitama?"

"what?"

The young man who came out asked Mr. Saitama suspiciously.

"It's not Saitama, I'm Saitama."

Anyway, Saitama is Saitama, I don't know if it's serious or not...

Hearing what Saitama-sensei said, the young man who should be the clerk ran to the door and pointed to the block on the right.

"The boss's words are in a tavern over there, you should find them there."

"Oh, trouble, really, that old man."

Saitama-sensei turned to look at the area pointed by the clerk just now, and walked there with Genos.

In order to find Teacher Qitama's lost part-time wages as soon as possible, Jiuye plans to go to the destroyed building to have a look. What if he lost it while fighting monsters and picked it up by himself?

After explaining the situation to Saitama-sensei, the three of them separated, and Kuha headed towards the ruins of the building.

After arriving at the destination, you can see the ruins of the building piled up like a small hill, and there is still a green liquid on it, most of which is the blood left by the weirdo.

Said it was to help Teacher Qitama find the lost money, but in fact Jiuye just came to try his luck to see if he could pick it up, and there was no saying that he had to find any clues.

"Even so, no matter how lucky you are, you can't find it."

The ruins are piled up like a mountain, full of analysis and voids, unless there is a [Saitama-sensei part-time salary] detector, otherwise it is impossible to find, but that kind of props are generally only available in Doraemon, no, the main god may also be able to find it .

Thinking about these problems, Jiu Ye stepped onto the ruined mountain and looked down at the entire street. If Saitama-sensei punched the weirdo with one punch, it should be at the edge.

The situation is - Saitama-sensei - punched with the right fist - the weirdo falls on the building - the building becomes ruins - Saitama-sensei falls to the ground nearby.

"It should be around."

Thinking of this, the ground suddenly shook.

"Woo ha ha ha ha!!!!!!"

In the block next to Jiuye, a three-meter-tall monster covered in spatulas, kettles, and kitchen knives knocked into the air, damaged buildings, tore down utility poles, and caused screams and wailing from pedestrians. The scene suddenly became chaotic. Get up, and the weirdo is beating his chest and laughing.

"My uncle is finally here! You human beings who don't clean the kitchen utensils every day, let me punish you today!!!"

What a rather strange reason to become a weirdo...

"My uncle said that it's no wonder that the food I ate every day tasted a bit strange. It turned out that the bowls I ate have never been washed!"

"Isn't that why you are lazy?"

"who said it?!"

The passerby's complaints were heard by the strange man, and the eyes hidden under the spatula stared at the nearby passers-by.

"Forget it, I'll take you guys first!"

The weirdo ran towards the passers-by on one side, and kicked the car on the side of the road. Although he looked like a guy who became a weirdo for an idiot reason, he possessed quite powerful power.

"Repent for me in hell!"

In front of the weirdo was a mother with two children.

"and many more!!!"

Jiuye yelled subconsciously, and waved Erkang's hand.

"Huh? It's so noisy, just leave the garbage humans aside and watch, and then eat with unwashed dishes every day!"

"How dare you attack the mother with Lolita! Do you want to make an enemy of men in the world?"

"I don't know what you're talking about at all. In short, you want to die, right?"

"I advise you to calm down first, as long as I... well, as long as I yell, my super powerful companion will come over."

Jiu Ye hoped that Mr. Saitama had noticed the situation here.

"That's it, then you go to die first!!!"

The strange man changed his attack target, the body covered by the metal kitchen utensils jumped up from the ground, and his clasped hands beat towards Jiu Ye on the ruined hill.

"Taste the fatal blow of my uncle!!!! Gathering all the strength of the whole body, the hammer full of anger!!! The super accelerated gravity Thor's hammer that will drive you into endless hell!!!!"

"…………"

The name is so long, and Jiuye can't escape now.

Jiuye knew that he couldn't escape from his attack with his speed, so he simply gave up running away.

Well, take your chances.

Putting on a serious expression, Jiuye, who was actually panicked to death, held his breath and stared at the strange man above his head that blocked the sun.

"Die!!!!"

The weirdo added again, and the attack landed on Jiuye's head.

boom! ! ! ! ! !

The huge force frightened the air, and the resulting gust of wind swept the entire street.

Stones were blown away, billboards were blown down, curtains were blown up, and everything was swaying in the strong wind.

The huge force impacted the entire area with pure destructive power, and the unsteady pedestrians hugged the fixed things around them one after another, staring at the top of the ruined building that was the center of the storm.

Then, they saw the weirdo's body turned into pieces...

"Fuck..."

Jiuye held the heart that felt like it was about to jump out with both hands, panted heavily, and passively let him escape successfully.

"Win, win!!!!!!"

"You obviously didn't do anything, but you got rid of the weirdo!"

"Yeah! That weirdo has turned into a piece of meat! Can this spatula be reused after picking it up?"

Hey, that's too heavy...

"Isn't that the only person who can do that kind of thing..."

"It refers to Mr. KING who has the 'Emperor Engine'."

"That's right!!"

Ordinary citizens who were discussing a lot surrounded them one after another, and Jiuye, who was surrounded, suddenly felt Alexander.

However, it feels good to be regarded as a hero, and I also got the gratitude from the little Lolita's mother who was almost attacked just now.

Of course, Jiuye has a 90.00% chance of becoming a martyr... It's really an exciting PY transaction...

Jiuye decided to thank God, the Lord God, and the parents who brought him into this world, although there is a [-]% chance of triggering the passive!But it's no joke after triggering! ! !

Chapter 4 I am already a salted fish...

Although Jiu Ye thinks that the main god is a pervert, always likes to make trouble on purpose, and is keen on strange things, but to a certain extent, he is very grateful to her (him?).

For example, when he was the administrator of the Dimensional Apartment for the first time, Jiuye was killed once by the "rare dragon species" Shumi Erya Dragon who has a good relationship with him now...

Being killed by a dragon girl is not an interesting experience, and Jiuye still remembers that painful lesson to this day.

And that lesson made Jiuye understand, don't use any means to poke the buttocks and armpits of rare dragon species, otherwise you will die miserably.

I thought it would be fine to poke the armpits and buttocks of the young dragon girl who has turned into a giant dragon with her fingers. After all, in Jiuye's eyes, it is just the body of a giant fire dragon, similar to the feeling of "Saya Song" , only the male protagonist thinks that Saya is pure and beautiful, so Jiuye just wants to see if the dragon is also ticklish, and it turns out that such behavior caused Shumierya's dissatisfaction...

First of all, what Jiuye felt was that the whole person flew into the air, and the passive was not triggered, or rather, it was not triggered as a matter of course, and then he was bitten by the giant fire dragon and threw his right leg towards the wall of the apartment while it was torn off.

The world began to spin, the semicircular canals were broken under the impact, and Jiu Ye's body like mud was lying among the broken walls, and he heard the screams of other people in the apartment.

Immediately afterwards, Jiu Ye's half-opened right eye saw the dragon claws swooping forward from the front before the blood was red, the abdomen was torn apart by the sharp claws, and the dragon claws that stirred up internal organs wantonly destroyed the stomach and intestines , spine, even if you want to scream, you can’t do it. Jiuye is like a soul ascending to heaven, looking at the body tortured by a giant fire dragon, witnessing the tortured salted fish from a third perspective. Lin Jiuye'.

"I hate you bastard!!!!!!"

On the other side is a young girl from the Dragon clan who is blushing in the form of a giant dragon. Actually, this is a lie. Who the hell knows what a shy red-skinned dragon looks like!

But Jiuye knows that this dragon girl is super scary when she is shy!Sure enough, the dragon's PP can't be touched? !And the underarms by the way...

As a result, Jiuye was killed in less than a day as the manager of the Dimensional Apartment... In the end, the main god came forward to save Jiuye's life, and lasted for a few seconds for Jiuye who had already started to ascend.

From that time on, Jiuye didn't believe in his passiveness at all. Compared with luck, it is Roman Roman who must rely on strength to kill the enemy!

However, since accepting the entrustment of Tetu, the god of games, Jiuye feels that he is cute, and the passive is always triggered, giving Jiuye a feeling of being appointed by the fate of Kami Sama.

But Jiuye's passive is rarely triggered when he really wants to trigger it, but it will be triggered when he doesn't want to. This is the most embarrassing and angry...

"I must, increase to six percent!!"

Although the dream is small, it at least proves that Jiuye is no longer a salted fish!