Dimensional Apartment Manager

There are many advantages to maintaining the shape of the bones.

For example, if I am able to meet the condition of 'cute girls can't go to the toilet', maybe in the future I will become a new generation of 'skeleton idol' that everyone in the apartment will pay attention to.

It's not bad when you think about it, after all, I'm a lot better than those real-world idols who go to the toilet and spit.

Having said that, isn't a character with a skeleton attribute the same as a two-dimensional beautiful girl?

You must know that two-dimensional beautiful girls have big eyes, and the skull eye sockets are the eyes, so they are very big;

At the same time, the two-dimensional beautiful girl has a perfect figure, the skeleton does not need to lose weight, and the skeleton is very strong;

What's more... Two-dimensional beautiful girls can wear clothes, but our skeletons don't wear clothes at all, which is the gospel for everyone!

Of course, I also said that I am not an idiot. As a female knight with skeleton attributes, I am used to the posture of skeletons, and if skeletons wear clothes, they will be hated instead.

"call………………"

Letting out a breath, to be precise, letting out a breath in my heart, I looked at Jiuye surrounded by lolis, and knew exactly what I had to do.

The water dispenser in his house hasn't been replaced yet, so it's OK to put some medicine in it now!

But it would be very bad if I was drunk by those lolitas. As a skeleton, I also have a bottom line.

"Woooooooooooo!!!!!!"

pat! !

A wet, sticky object suddenly landed on top of my armor. I realized that this guy had appeared before, I remember it was...

"You're Mr. Yog-Sothoth's little brother, aren't you?"

"I'm a clone! I'm a clone! What a little brother!"

"If it can be used as a clone, it may also be the clone of the little brother's part?"

"There is a possibility...it's strange! The subject of our generation does not have any gender!!"

"It can be male or female, but Lily can be gay. It fits all the popular attributes. The main body of Mr. Yog-Sothoth's doppelgänger is really great!"

Climbing up from above my armor, this guy ran onto my shoulders.

"That bastard demon king...I said you, are you such a guy in history?"

"In history? Do you mean my history? In the past history, my role setting is indeed not like this, but it has been thousands of years, even devout believers who sacrificed their lives for their faith will not always maintain The heart of admiration?"

I reminded it not to stain my armor while looking down.

"I am different from the ancient hero king, the famous King Arthur, but there are also many similarities, so don't take me as that person in history, because it is already in the past tense."

"Noble, noble knight... To be honest, I don't have much interest."

"If you are not interested, you will be more."

Walking out of the shadows, I continued to close the distance with Jiuye and the others, thinking about the means of conversation, and at the same time supplemented what I just said.

"I guard the blade and glory, and comfort our lost companions with the blood of enemies on the battlefield, but what they want to witness is not war. We, holding high the banners of 'revenge' and 'justice', have become clowns instead."

So change your mind.

"So you have to protect things that you haven't protected in the past, does that make sense?"

"According to my prediction, the things you want to protect may not necessarily last forever."

"This is my fate."

"Fate?"

"Isn't your body omniscient and omnipotent? Anyway, no matter what the result is or what the future holds, I will act according to my own ideas."

It has nothing to do with the character setting, and it has nothing to do with who I was in the past.

I have let go of the past, so I focus on the present, and find ways to protect the future.

It sounds great, but in fact, anyone can do something, but there is a difference between doing it well and doing it poorly, and my goal is naturally to do it better.

"I say you……"

"Shut up, you talkative liquid."

I slapped my right shoulder with my left hand. I didn't expect this guy to be quite fragile, and it turned into a ball of mucus as soon as I slapped it.

Looking at this guy who is omniscient and omnipotent, he can't predict his own future, or can he predict it but can't change it?

After making it quiet, I followed closely behind Jiu Ye who left the scene and forced to go to the bathroom.

Should be no problem now, right?

The cyborgs I caught before seemed suspicious to me, but they didn't have the ability to kill Jiuye.

Recalling the battles I have seen before, the confrontation between Jiuye and the bald head was devastating, and even I might not be able to block it.

However, I heard that the bald man is afraid of magic and his resistance to magic is not high. If this is the case, I have some chances of winning.

"I said Mr. Slime."

"Don't lower my level arbitrarily."

"Are you looking down on slimes? It's not just slimes these days, even mentally handicapped ones can become heroes in another world. I remember that there was a light novel in which the protagonist was a mentally handicapped brave man who couldn't even write his own name. "

"Compared to this, why are you asking me?"

"Let me understand what happened just now?"

Seeing Jiuye coming out of the bathroom, I stopped and hid in the shadows to chat with this clone.

"Do you know the exact time of the attack? Those guys who tried to kill Jiuye."

"Probably within a few days."

"Just go and investigate."

When it's not time to follow Jiuye, you have to call the Demon King.

I looked at the saber on my waist, and I was a little confident in killing the enemy.

"Turn them into human sticks, smear them with honey and throw them into wormholes."

"Miss Skeleton? Has your character setting changed?"

"To shut up."

Just kill those people.

So we must act!

Chapter 44 About Becoming King of Harlem

"Get up."

Jiuye stretched out his hands, and he pulled up Fubuki and Tornado lying on the ground respectively.

These two heroes and sisters who are doing things will never calm down, which is still a bit stressful for Jiuye, but it also brings him a lot of fun, and being a welfare is one of them.

Suddenly Jiuye looked to the right, there seemed to be the sound of armor crashing there, but his attention was quickly attracted by the sound of blowing snow.

"Sister, can you not be so impatient in doing things? Could it be that you can't think about it first?"

"What a worrying guy, who do you think I am running around for?! And Jiuye, please explain to me!"

The oldest tornado here is also the youngest and shortest one among the three.

Jiu Ye, who was looked up by the tornado, said to leave from the vicinity of the bathroom first, after all, this is not a suitable place for conversation.

So on the way back, Jiuye asked why Tornado was angry just now.

According to Jiuye's own guess, it is likely that Tornado heard "the administrator is flirting with many women!" 'The information is reasonable, it is not fake, but Jiu Ye has never done anything impure.

Even if you did it, you did it purely, not impurely.

"I heard that you guys don't seem to have the idea of ​​managing this place at all, and let a lot of contraband circulate here, right? You obviously didn't manage it well, and you actually invited Fubuki to live here?! What are your plans? !"

Contraband?Since Tornado's question was different from what he had imagined, Jiuye hadn't reacted for a while...

If you don't manage it, the 'person' who should be reprimanded like this is Miss Lord God. She hasn't shown her face so far. Who knows where that guy went?

On the one hand, Jiuye is very interested in Miss Main God's 'promotion', but in other aspects, she has no idea of ​​thanking Miss Main God at all.

As a system, Ms. Lord God is very cheating, but as a person in charge, she is useless. She has always acted on the idea of ​​"interesting", and now she is probably still wandering somewhere.

It is understandable to understand, because even civet cats travel around the capital, angels come to the earth to serve otaku, and it is only natural for Miss Lord God, who has eternal life, to pursue "fun", but Jiu Ye is very upset by ignoring the surrounding situation.

Having said that, Jiuye felt that his 'discomfort' would also be the fun of Miss Lord God, so he calmed down.

Now the word 'contraband' has been hovering in Jiuye's head, and he thought of the magician Vogt he met, who bought contraband in the underground black market.

"Where did Miss Tornado hear about it?"

"Where did you come from? I don't know those people. Besides, even if I knew them, I wouldn't tell you all of them. Anyway, it was said by a group of aliens."

"Alien races... If it is them, there is indeed a possibility. After all, alien races have much more demand for certain contraband than humans."

"Don't try to change the subject! You kid must be planning to trick Fubuki over here!"

"That's a big misunderstanding."

"Does your kid look down on Fubuki? Is it because she is only B-rank?"

What is going on?

By the way, Tornado's speech just now made Fubuki look unhappy. She wants to catch up with her sister, and she doesn't want to stay at B-level all the time, but only at B-level can she become the number one.

Too much self-esteem is also a weakness.

"The sister of the S-level hero is really powerful. Why don't you help Jiuye get rid of those who sell contraband? Isn't the S-level hero very powerful?"

"Damn... I didn't say that, and this kind of thing is not as simple as simply catching the trafficker!"

"Isn't that something that no one can solve? It's force majeure."

"Even so, it's not your reason to cover up this guy, Jiuye!"

Oh My God……

To be honest, from Jiuye's point of view, I was just involved in the quarrel between the two sisters. The two of them really talked about not the contraband in the apartment, but about what they did to each other.

"Calm down, both of you. I will talk to them after this. After all, the problem has to be solved, and I won't leave it alone."

"Sister, did you hear that?"

Tornado with his hands folded around his chest still looked dissatisfied.

"I'm going to have a good talk with him after this!"

"Sorry, I made an appointment with Jiu Ye a long time ago! Because the next pre-selected members of my Fubuki team are Jiu Ye and Saitama."

After Tornado finished speaking, Fuxue also emphasized, but Jiuye still wanted to say, "Miss Fuxue thinks more",

"You won't get any answers if you continue arguing like this. Why don't you take a good rest? There is a snack street over there, let's go and have a look."

The two sisters who had come to the Dimension Apartment at dusk did not refuse, and followed Jiu Ye back to the stall where he had enjoyed the food before.

Tornado and Fubuki looked at the people gathered everywhere, and they all set their eyes on Jiuye.

"Ah, sorry, everyone is here."

"It's okay, Fuxue, you can come over and have some food."

"Sister, can't you come down first?"

All in all, the quarrel between the two sisters gradually decreased under the influence of cooking.

What you eat is great.

Moreover, most of the delicacies of the Celestial Dynasty have a history, such as rice dumplings in honor of Qu Yuan, steamed buns invented by Zhuge Liang, and so on.

Jiuye has understood the importance of cooking since a long time ago, and he has gained praise from many residents of different races and ages, such as loli, beautiful girls, royal sisters, handsome guys, strong men, zombie girls, skeletons, etc. It is enough to see how attractive food is.

Whether it is humans, Zergs, orcs or giant dragons, they don't have much resistance to food.

This gave Jiuye the idea of ​​becoming the 'King of Food'.

"good evening."

"Hello, huh? Isn't this Mr. Jiucheng? Where's your wife?"

"I'm shopping over there."