Dimensional Apartment Manager

"No, I still have things to do now, how can I have free time to fool around with you, Saitama-sensei, why not... Saitama-sensei, don't you usually just idle around?"

"It's not my image to be idle. I'm a hero anyway. Of course, the focus is not here. Come here quickly and I'll show you a treasure."

Look at a baby or something.. Just don't pull it out of nowhere suddenly..

Having no choice but to leave the room, Jiu Ye followed Saitama-sensei towards his bachelor apartment, but on the way, he ran into Xiaolong who was already an acquaintance again.

Shumi Erya glanced at the two of them first, then asked with a smile on her face

"Where are you two going to make a deal?"

"It's not a deal! It's just that Saitama-sensei said that he has something interesting to show me, although I don't know what it is..."

"In my country, most of the interesting things mentioned are human princesses, human soldiers, and human vibrating sticks."

"Wait, isn't there something wrong with the last one??!"

"The last one? Is it the ion vibrator? That one is super comfortable for massage!"

Jiuye feels that his common sense is slowly disappearing, should he really be worthy of being a person from another world?

There are always things completely different from the world in another world. Of course, this different thing will also cause a deviation in common sense. This may be an interesting place, or it may be an unfortunate place.

Thinking about it carefully, Jiuye himself is not as yearning for another world as he imagined. Even if human beings are creatures with a strong desire for knowledge, they will not abandon the world they originally lived in because of this.Just like the dimensional apartment that Jiuye is in now, because the dimensional apartment connects the relationship between different planes, there is no saying that you can't go back, but what if you really can't go back?What should we do then?

The idea of ​​going to another world to live and take risks is not necessarily correct. For example, "Grimgar of Ashes and Fantasy" describes the real life in another world.

Your companions may die, your strength may not be very strong, your memory may be erased, and everything you used to be will no longer exist, so the most important thing is to cherish the present that belongs to you first.

Time-travel stories such as "Blessings to a Wonderful World", "Life in a Different World from Zero" and "The King of the Undead" are stories of the 'protagonist', not normal stories.

However, it is a pity that most people nowadays are looking forward to extraordinary stories, and the impetuous society has made it difficult for people to accept the so-called ordinary. As a young feminist, Jiuye has not changed much, whether it is ordinary It is still extraordinary, as long as there is meaning, it is a good thing.

Of course, Jiuye will not publicize his own views, it is the person who makes the decision...

It's like movies and anime that you think are masterpieces are hot chicken in the eyes of others. At this time, you don't need to let the other party agree with that work. You only need to say some excellent things. , that is to make the other party feel that it is a hot chicken.

It's a terrifying thing to impose the Three Views on others, but Jiuye thinks that the 'young feminists' camp can accommodate more friends.

"That...that is to say, does the bald brother here have something more interesting than the ion vibrator?"

"Don't call me bald! But I do have something more interesting than an ion vibrator."

Wait a minute... Why does Jiuye feel that the dialogue between the dragon girl (pseudo) and Saitama teacher (hairless) is a bit bad?Is it my own illusion?No, it was my own illusion!This is a very normal conversation!

"If possible, can I join in?"

"No problem, what's your name, a dragon-type weirdo?"

"It's not a weirdo, but a foreign race, but how to call us and other races is a matter for you humans. In addition, please call me 'Miya'."

………………= _ =! Jiuye feels that she is being excluded. Before, Xiumi Erya asked Jiuye to call her Xiumi Erya. In fact, the real nickname is 'Miya' ?

Could it be that you are the only one who thinks that the relationship between the two is very good so far?This TM is too embarrassing!I want to die! —— Jiuye felt his body was hollowed out.

"Okay, let's talk about it in my room first. This is something I spent half of my part-time salary on."

"I bought something for half of my part-time job? Could it be you, Saitama-sensei?!"

"That's right! I bought one...!!!!!!"

Saitama-sensei opened the door and invited Jiu Ye and Miya to go in, and then Genos, who was staying in the room, used pots and pans to dub, a little MDZZ feeling...

Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang! ! ! !Saitama-sensei pointed to a game console in the room, which still had the label [Z City Flea Market] on it. It turned out to be a game console from an overseas shopping trip. It seemed to be the latest PS4.

"Teacher, you brought an extra person back. It seems that you need to prepare some more refreshments. By the way, the washing machine is not turned off yet."

After the married Genos finished speaking, he ran to the other side of the room, where the washing machine was in operation.

"A game console? Human interests are really strange. Our favorite games are usually magma swimming competitions."

"Huh? Playing in magma? It will be very hot."

Saitama-sensei sighed while turning on the game console clumsily...

wrong!Teacher Saitama's complaints are absolutely wrong!Who would complain about 'It's hot to swim in lava'? !Generally, when you jump down, you will play GG.

But... since Saitama-sensei can jump from the moon to the earth, there seems to be nothing wrong with swimming in magma, so Jiuba didn't say anything.

"Well... this feels a bit difficult to operate, Jiuye, do you know how to do it?"

"Let's take a look. I used to fix his PS4 with my roommate."

"And then? Is it fixed?"

"...Bought a new one, I was almost beaten up by him."

"Then you still don't move."

Saitama-sensei rarely put on a serious expression.

However, Jiu Ye ignored Mr. Saitama. He looked at the various ports of the PS4, and after confirming that they were plugged in tightly, he turned his gaze to the other side of the socket. .

"OK! Done!"

Jiu Ye came out from under the table, clapped his hands and said so.

To be reasonable, Jiu Ye was quite surprised, he didn't expect Mr. Saitama to spend money on game consoles.

"Speaking of which, Saitama-sensei, why did you buy a game console?"

"It's nothing...it's not to defeat that man."

"..."

Well, the tsundere Saitama-sensei is a rare species!If Saitama-sensei turns into a woman, I don’t know what will happen... Should I ask the Lord God Amen to give me a bottle of gender-changing potion some other day?It's enough for one day!

Jiu Ye recalled that when he was visiting the P station before, he had seen fan pictures of feminized Genos, but he did not see the feminized Saitama-sensei.

"Now that it's turned on, let's try it. This is a fighting game borrowed from KING. Whichever of you two will play first."

"Me, me, me! I'm here to play a game with the bald brother."

"Hmph, you little girl, I won't show mercy. This is the instruction manual, please read it for a while."

"Hmm... um... After reading it, our Dragon Clan's memory method is the best in the world!"

Is it the same as Germany's technology world number one?Thinking of this, Jiuye saw two people holding up the handles and preparing to fight.

The screen on the TV shows the young girl on the left and the strong man on the right. They are characters in fighting games respectively. In fact, it can be said that they are characters that fit the image of the two.

"This time my hero has Q!!!"

"No, no, it's still not there."

Jiu Ye complained about Saitama-sensei.

"Oh! Why are you so fierce, young girl!"

"Attack between the thighs!"

"It's despicable!"

"Attack between the thighs!"

"Don't use the same trick!"

"Attack between the thighs!"

"Eat me, kill the light wave with one shot!"

Saitama-sensei manipulated the character with an expression of progress, and then the character he manipulated issued a reverse big move...

Okay, it's pretty inverse.

"…………"

Saitama-sensei fell silent.

"Attack between the thighs!"

The young girl's attack continued, so [KO! ] the words...

"Why did I lose! I am so powerful!"

"That's just your illusion, Saitama-sensei, well done, Shumi Erya."

"Not reconciled!"

However, when Mr. Saitama was yelling, the game console suddenly burst into sparks and shut down instantly...

"Er... what did you do Jiuye?"

"What do you mean I did something? It's just that there is something wrong with this game console."

"Huh? Got a problem? But the vendor..."

Hearing the conversation between the two, Janos exposed half of his body from the kitchen, and he raised his right hand while wearing an apron

"Do you want me to sanction that liar, teacher?"

"Damn! How angry!! I'm going to find him to argue!"

After finishing speaking, Teacher Saitama asked Jiu Ye to take off the machine, and then asked Jiu Ye to follow him to the flea market just now... Although Jiu Ye wanted to refuse, but seeing that Teacher Saitama was abused by a young girl and the machine was still broken Next, I chose to agree to the other party.

"That's right, that's right, Jiuye!"

Jiu Ye, who was about to leave the apartment, followed Saitama-sensei when he suddenly heard Shumi Erya's voice.

"I'll leave first~ Besides, among my clan, addressing people by their full names is the most intimate way."

"Shumi Erya..."

"That's it, goodbye!"

"Let me hug you!"

"Daddy will come."

"Well, goodbye!"

This can't be done to death, no matter how cute the little girl is...

Chapter 40 The daily life of the bald caped man and the shield (mo) mage

"I don't have much time to waste. I have to pick up new residents in about three or ten minutes. Hello? Teacher Saitama, are you listening?"

"Of course I've been listening, even the little girl with a tail 'it's the most intimate way to call her by her full name' I can hear clearly, if you get too close to that little girl, you will be punished." Someone called the police."

"Hold tight or something, I really wish for it, although I have been hugged tightly in another rather exaggerated way... until the blood tank is empty..."

"It's not hugging, but calling the police. What is in your mind?"

Saitama-sensei walked in front holding the broken game console, and began to curse the flea market stall owner while answering Jiu Ye's question.

"Clearly said it was close to a brand new game machine, but it crashed before playing a few games. It's a scam! I'm going to report him!!"

"Then I have to tell you a very realistic situation, Mr. Saitama... If that guy really intends to cheat you, he must have slipped away after selling you this thing, and he will not wait for you to find him." he."

Jiuye met such a rogue vendor before, and he clearly said that it contained a complete collection of XXX, but Jiuye found that there were neither the first nor the end chapters in it, isn't this a scam?Who knows why that loli girl suddenly becomes the hero's wife?Who knew that the loli girl who was actually a vampire who had lived for hundreds of years hadn't been killed?This kind of appetizing situation is the most embarrassing and disgusting.

Teacher Saitama, who was walking in front, stopped when he heard Jiu Ye's words. He felt as if his body had been hollowed out, and he suddenly lost his energy.

"You mean to say that half of my part-time salary is just gone?"

"That's almost what it means, so Mr. Saitama, let's just live a good life, don't make troubles all day long, exercise every day, play games, watch the news, and beat up weird people, isn't it good? There is no need to deliberately What changed."

Daily life is actually great, but ordinary people can't calm down and discover the beauty in it. Think about a drama like "Light Music Girl", isn't it interesting that there are neither monsters nor gods? The same is true for romance novels like "Dragon and Tiger Fighting"; uh... if you read the latter, please prepare Gou Miliang (gou food is blocked, thank the system mother for taking care of a single dog like me! Meow meow meow).

"I think I have the potential to beat KING. It's quite uncomfortable to be beaten by him all the time."

"……I see……"

It seems that Saitama-sensei also has a slightly uncomfortable personality, even now that he has gradually lost his feelings after becoming stronger.

However, as Jiuye said before, the flea market stall owner probably packed up and left. After all, the things he sold to Mr. Saitama were inferior goods.

"That bastard... Jiuye, do you have the skills to fix this thing?"

"No, but I have the skills to dismantle things."

"what is that?"

"That is to disassemble some cameras, recorders, etc. that were placed in my room by a certain lady. It took half a day."

Jiu Ye really couldn't imagine that the lady skeleton knight would put so many things in her room. She felt happy and panicked at the same time. It's a bit like when you date a girl you like and find out that she always wants to blow up Your chrysanthemum is the same, it hurts...