Dimensional Apartment Manager

It is said that idiots like high places, idiots don’t catch colds, and idiots like to call others idiots. In fact, the adjective “idiot” is often used not as an insult but as a joke. After all, the real insult is not as short as “idiot”. Simple words, right?Anyone who has played an instant battle game and encountered trolls knows how unpleasant and disgusting real trolls can be.

So far, Jiuye has been called a fool by many people, and women who have called Jiuye a fool account for 80.00%, including his mother, the female high school student next door, a female college student studying in a university, a cute female clerk in a clothing store, a female The beauties with makeup in the toilet, etc., will be called stupid by these people not because Jiuye loves to die, but because Jiuye's actions are too rational, so he will be regarded as a fool. Thanks to this, Jiuye began to make himself become Get emotional.

As Zhan Zhanyuan Heiyi said, "My harsh words are composed of 25 grams of copper, 97 grams of zinc, 25 grams of nickel, 97 grams of shyness, and [-] kilograms of malice."By the way, being shy is deceiving. ’, then the former Jiuye was probably ‘My character is made up of [-] grams of copper, [-] grams of zinc, [-] grams of nickel, [-] grams of sensibility, and [-] kilograms of rationality.By the way, sensibility is deceiving. 'This feeling……

If you want to ask the current Jiuye whether it is important to be emotional or rational, Jiuye will not use 'both are important! 'An answer in such an ambiguous way is not a plot in a romance novel, so there is no need to hide it.

For Jiu Ye who lives in the Dimensional Apartment, sensibility is much more important than rationality. After all, the people living in this apartment have extraordinary experiences. What is needed at this time is not rational analysis but emotional communication with them.

"Life is really colorful, it's true... Yoshino, Shumi Erya, and Izuna, don't you guys go back?"

"It doesn't matter, my work over there has been completed, and the rest is to rely on the blank des!"

"I want to sleep here...Yoshina too..."

"Hey, I still want to fight Izuna-chan for hundreds of rounds! The loser has the right to touch the opponent!"

This young dragon usually looks like its own way, but unexpectedly it is a beast ear control, which is really surprising!

"Speaking of which..."

Jiuye ran to the kitchen to make some dinner for the three young girls. Jiuye, who was searching for the ingredients in the refrigerator, couldn't help but ask Xiaolong a question

"Why, Shumi Erya, you and Izuna-chan are playing 'the loser touches the other's ear'? Generally speaking, the winner doesn't have this right?"

"I've changed the rules a little bit, because wouldn't it be a little frustrating if you lose? Then at this time, you can touch the other party's ears or tail to relieve such emotions! Although we dragons also advocate bravery and victory, we also Give the loser a certain reward, after all, just standing in front of the opponent is a kind of courage."

"I see."

This is the different concepts of different races. In the competition in the human world, suppose you win No.2 in a race, but compared with No.1, No.2’s sense of existence is extremely weak, and everyone’s eyes are on you. Concentrate on No.1, the 'winner'.

Although it is an eternal truth that "the winner is the king, and the loser is the bandit", but based on the pity and hope of the weak is also a way to reflect the strength of the strong?

"That's why my father often singled out those powerful female fighters in the clan, and then deliberately lost to them to get comfort, and in the end he would be caught by my mother and sent to the confinement room."

"What a father who likes to die, it makes me want to meet him."

Jiuye has always heard various "heroic deeds" of this gentleman's father from Shumi Erya, but he has never seen him once. I don't know what kind of existence it will be...

Anyway, a dragon is a dragon, I don't know if it's serious or not...

"What do you three want to eat? Or should you take a bath first?"

"Ah, can I eat Mr. Kuba?"

"I reject!!!"

Shumi Erya's words sounded like 'Eat first or take a bath first, or should I eat first? ’ the gentlemanly answer to the question, she actually meant eating Kuba in a physical sense.

"Oh? It doesn't matter, anyway, Miss Lord God will revive you, as long as you come back to the temple again."

"Do you think I'm a game character? Even if I am, I won't be easily eaten by you. Don't underestimate me who has played the entire series of "Dragon Quest"! I know all your weaknesses!"

"Really? Does Mr. Jiuye know my weakness?"

"Ass."

"kill you."

"sorry."

The serious tone of the young girl of the Dragon Clan is also terrifying...

After talking with Shumi Erya, Jiu Ye put himself into cooking again. He planned to make some curry to eat. There was curry powder in the refrigerator that he bought with Saitama-sensei at the supermarket sale a few days ago.

After Jiuye finished his work tonight, he will have to go to the world where she lives with Yukina in a few days. On the way, he has to finish the signing of the entrustment contract and the character setting after arriving in the world. Just thinking of this, Jiuye heard A small voice came from the side below.

"Have a snack...?"

"Yoshino asks if you have any snacks! Bring them quickly!"

At this time, Yoshino, who climbed off the sofa, tugged at the hem of Jiu Ye's clothes, and Yoshino, the hand puppet, asked directly out of temper, and the sweets show was playing on the TV, probably because of this Yoshino Just want to eat dim sum.

"Snack, there is still a pudding left in the refrigerator, I'll bring it to you now."

"pudding……"

Seeing Jiu Ye's move, Shumi Erya, who was leaning on the quilt loosely, said immediately

"Oh! Partial! Partial! Jiu Ye is a lolicon!!"

"I'll make it for you and Izuna manually. Don't underestimate the stock in my refrigerator. Would you like to make a fruit cake for you?"

"what is that?"

It seems that this little dragon girl doesn't know what fruit cake is. Jiuye decided to teach her about various delicacies in the future, um, various delicacies...

"Fruit cake is also a dessert, it tastes very good."

Izuna, who moved her ears, joined the conversation, seeing Izuna's fluffy tail and ears, Shumierya's cheeks collapsed as if melting.

"Yuan Lai Ruqi (so it turns out)~~~"

Not only her cheeks were melted, but even her voice became a little bit wrong, causing her speech to become extremely abnormal... On the other side, Jiuye, who was staying in the kitchen, also picked up what Schumierya said, saying

"It's Nayan (that's it)~"

The little girl with animal ears is really great.

Hearing Jiuye's words, Shumi Erya cast a look of "you are a partner" at Jiuye, and the two of them reached a kind of alliance at this moment. This is the first time that Jiuye has controlled another young girl with a young girl. It turns out that They're all with big men... so I'm a little excited when I think about it.

"Although it's a bit late, I'll do it for you, Yoshino?"

"No pudding... wait until you finish that one."

Yoshino changed her goal and replied to her on the sofa to make such a statement, so Hisaba started the dessert making time at night.

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"Don't you feel that Mr. Jiuye has become thinner recently?"

"It's like the body has been hollowed out."

"It's weird."

Occasionally, such residents' conversations were heard in the Dimensional Apartment, and they all noticed some changes in Jiuye.

In addition to some extra fragrance from Jiuye's body, there are dark circles that deepen from time to time, all of which prove that he has done something at night, so...

So Jiu Ye has recently felt that someone has been peeping at him. This is not the secret peeping of the skeleton female knight, but the peeping that can feel the sight. What are you doing? Since it is peeping, let me learn the perfect hiding of the skeleton female knight Technology!How should I put it... Jiuye suddenly found that the blatant peeping was more unpleasant than the secret peeping.It's just that Jiuye hopes that no one will spy on him even more, but this kind of thing cannot be completely prevented. It's not bad to be peeped occasionally (only for women), it will give people a feeling of being appointed...

All in all, Jiuye found that someone was watching him all the time, so he caught the zombie girl who often stole food from his refrigerator.

"Stand up obediently, you zombie."

"Please call me зомби!"

"what is that."

"Bulgaria's name for zombies, and even though they are zombies, they have the right to be zombies. Don't carry their clothes."

The zombie girl was struggling and waving the chicken leg in her hand. This zombie girl was always eating.

"Okay, don't struggle, I want to know why people keep peeping at me recently."

"What about that..."

The zombie girl waved the chicken leg in her hand.

"Everyone is talking about Mr. Jiuye being confused by something."

"Confused? There is nothing strange in my room."

Young girls are normal, nothing unusual, so what else is there besides this?

"All in all, please don't hold on to him all the time. I just heard about it from everyone. Don't misunderstand me! Mr. Jiuba, what is the reason for you to stay up late recently?"

"Here, make desserts for those little girls."

"dessert?!"

"Your saliva is coming out."

"Can I come to your house at night? I don't need a bed, just sleep on the bed and go underground. Be sure to let me taste it."

"That's too scary!"

Who would let a zombie girl sleep under her own bed?

"Then, is he going to show his chest?"

"What are you talking about."

"Everyone says this is the best way to ask Mr. Jiuye."

"Which guy is it!?"

In order to prevent the zombie girl from continuing to mess around, Jiuye planned to entertain her for one night, thanks to this, Jiuye's dark circles became deeper.

So everyone in the Dimensional Apartment began to speculate why the landlord looked a little strange recently, and who hollowed out his body?As for Jiuye, he was waiting for the day when the entrustment would start...

Chapter 3 Is this a neighbor?

obviously can't do it

but can do it

That thing is...

Match point (high energy ahead)

Dumplings, croquettes, tamagoyaki, scrambled spaghetti with bacon and eggs, meat roll rice, tiramisu, bitter gourd stewed tofu, fried chicken, crab shell yellow, sesame paste, macarons, curry rice, mandarin oranges, cheese Cakes, mashed potatoes with salad, grilled salmon with French butter, cherry pancakes...these are all dishes that Jiu Ye knows.

But... In fact, what Jiuye is best at is not cooking. Even if making desserts can be praised and admired by young girls, Jiuye himself doesn't like cooking. Do it, so it becomes a situation where you have to do it.

It's like human beings usually move their right foot from the bed to the side of the bed when they wake up. Why is this?Because the left brain controls the actions of the right body?Because the right brain is generally used for thinking, so it will not take practical action?Because the right foot just happens to be the dominant foot like the right?There are many reasons, and it may take some time to give examples one by one.

Assuming that most people are good at using the right side of the body, does it mean that they will use the right hand first when raiding other people's chests?However, according to Jiuye’s long-term reading experience, whether it is Yuuki Rito or Ito Makoto, they usually use both hands to touch each other’s chest at the same time when they fall. There is not much difference between half of the limbs, so why is it that the right foot is put under the bed first?

Look at this situation from another point of view. If you choose your left foot to advance when you open the door, there will be a difference from people who are right footed. The reason for this difference is of course random, that is to say, no matter what Whether you step out with your left foot first or your right foot first when entering the door is a random action made by your body.

But brick experts have said that human beings are the most sophisticated system, since it is the most sophisticated system, why are there still "random" situations?I believe that everyone knows that the "random" of the lottery is actually a pseudo-random number, so human beings, as a precision instrument, should also have this "pseudo-random number". From this, it can be deduced that when entering the door, step left foot and step right foot They are all correct but ambiguous ways of action made by human beings.So does this mean that there is no 'accident' in human life, but 'inevitability'?

However, if human life is really caused by "necessity", then human's "subconscious" and the "system" possessed by human beings are almost as indistinguishable from Laplace's demon (Démon de Laplace). Knowing the exact position and momentum of every atom in the universe, you can use Newton's laws to show the entire process of cosmic events, past and future.

Humans are the Kami of the new world! —Of course it's a lie.

But it can be a little crooked, human beings may be creatures chosen by God, and everything they do is meaningful.From this it can be seen that all actions are not 'mistakes', but 'necessities' created by the world, whether it is a gentleman, a pervert or a normal person, there is actually no difference, their actions are just the same 'necessity', it's just that This fallacy is completely unreliable...

To sum up, Jiu Ye can cook not because he loves cooking, but because he has to cook.

Most people say that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must grasp his stomach. In fact, this sentence can be used intact on young girls. They are much more innocent than men, and they can even be dismissed with a pack of snacks.

Well, it is true to say so, but there are always exceptions. As a time traveler, Jiuye often encounters such accidents.

Young girls are not very easy to deal with, and above young girls there are creatures that are difficult to deal with, namely JK and JC. They are completely different from JS, they are brand new races and special existences. Jiuye is currently concentrating on researching this How to get along with such a girl.

Although Jiuye also had primary school, junior high school, and high school years, but since he grew up, the age groups Jiuye has been in contact with the most are young girls and adult women, while women of other age groups seldom come into contact with... Hey?Why is this?Jiuye couldn't help but fell into deep thought...

In any case, Jiuye felt that he was a little lacking in experience in this area, and it was necessary to find someone to practice, but there were no ordinary female junior high school students or female high school students in the Dimensional Apartment, which was a bit embarrassing.

Most of the residents in the Dimensional Apartment are very special existences. Even ordinary guys are very special to Jiuye. For example, Uncle Slime who came here from a certain monster kingdom. Mu Kingdom is the weakest and most common slime, but it is very rare for Jiuye; by the way, this uncle slime has corroded too many girls' clothes when he was young, so he has no corrosion when he becomes an uncle. The energy of the girl's clothes is really pitiful... But there are still many slimes as gentle as it, and the premise is to go to the monster kingdom to summon them.

Having said so much, let's get into the topic that is not considered a theme. In fact, Jiuye doesn't like themes or anything, and playing casually is what he is best at.

Before Jiuye and Yukina worked out the entrustment contract together, they acted separately. The identity Jiuye obtained in this world is—the chef of the cafeteria...

Jiuye doesn't dislike this status, it's always better than the old Wang next door, but the problem is that Jiuye doesn't have much enthusiasm for this job, cooking for junior high school students and high school students is really too troublesome.Such an identity is not as good as the teacher's identity in "Date A Live", at least it is much easier.

After the identity is settled, it will be the residence. The place where Jiuye lives now is the next door to Xuecai, that is, the next door to the hero Xiao Gucheng, so it is very easy to monitor him.

So why does Jiuye go to such lengths to emphasize these things?Because……

"You can see those cities from here!"

"Humans in this world have good technology. I heard that they also have magic."

"Is that... an airship...?"

That's right, there are suddenly three more people who came to this world with Kuba, namely Hatsase Izuna, Shumi Erya, and Yoshino. Jiuye from here acted together, and finally evolved into this.

Originally, some documents and permission were required to summon the characters of the Dimension Apartment to a certain world, but due to the recent absence of the main god, the person in charge of this aspect became Jiuye... So he didn't have the courage to refuse these young girls, so he had to bring They come together.

"It's not appropriate for me, but you don't plan to go back? There are dangers in this world."

"I'm strong!"