Dimensional Apartment Manager

"It's quite a troublesome situation that the demons who lose their minds will attack indiscriminately, such as when the eyes turn red and the muscles of the body swell."

Hearing this, Jiuye couldn't help but think of the strange uncle whom he met when he went shopping with Shumi Erya. At that time, the demon uncle also had the situation mentioned that month.

"Is that so..."

Jiuye answered Nayue somewhat perfunctorily. He stood up and walked to the window. From here, he could see the situation below. The students of Caihai Academy were enjoying their lunch everywhere, and some people also walked towards the school in groups. Garden canteen forward.

At this time, Jiuye saw Akatsuki Kojo and Yukina, and next to him was Lanyu Asagi, who was wearing a uniform that almost violated school regulations and had a beautiful hairstyle.

Speaking of which, Jiuye has recently neglected the entrustment Yukina gave him, and he must work hard from the afternoon onwards. Jiuye's current actions are lazy!It's laziness!It's laziness!

"It's still peaceful."

Holding the black tea, Nayue walked to Jiuye, and she also looked out of the window and saw the figures of Xiao Gucheng and the others below.

"Himeiragi-san told me everything, and you are also aware of the special nature of Akatsuki Kojou, right?"

"Yes, now I am an observer."

"I understand, but I won't show mercy if you mess around."

"Does it mean that you will step on me with another shoe next time? That Yue-chan~"

"certainly not."

It's really... No, it's great not to be trampled on.

"It's time for me to do my own thing. Thank you for your hospitality today, Nayue-chan and Astaruti-chan."

"You don't need to thank... But, Astarte came and grabbed him, let's get his nose and tea."

"Wait, wait! Just kidding! Ahaha, I won't add the word sauce, wait!"

Being hugged by Astaruti from behind, Nazuki put the fan aside, held the black tea in his left hand, and grabbed Kuha's neck with his right hand to move his body closer, and at the same time approached Kuha's nose with the black tea cup.

"Take the call!"

At the same time that Yue said those words, the door of the office was opened...

"I'm sorry to break in suddenly, but Mr. Nayue, the arrangements for the festival shopping are still poor... Huh?!"

clam down!Jiu Ye looked at the female classmate who came in, and waved to her

"Don't panic this classmate, we are just doing simple body exercises."

"What, what?"

"It's just... um! Cough cough! um!"

Jiuye's nose drank a little tea...

Chapter No.16 Is there any second-hand goods or big fools in this family?

I heard that when a little girl was pushed down, if she said 'It hurts~', she would be a young girl, but if she said in horror, 'What do you want to do! ? 'That's why Lolita is correct, but it must be wrong to do this, right?It's simply too mournful, and it needs to be executed like what LOVEPON said in "The Lost House"!Execution!Execution!Execution!

To be reasonable, you must follow the Basic Law when doing things. Don’t always try to make a big news, that’s too bad. Going back to the previous topic, Jiuye remembers that girls under 8 years old are young girls, 8~12 (or 14 ) is a loli, then only Izuna can be called a young girl in my family, and the other two are just loli.

Of course, sometimes you will hear that 'young girls are underdeveloped, and loli is a loli who is physically loli'. Simply put, young girls refer to age, and loli refers to a group; however, in some Western countries For example, in the United States, even if you clearly know that the other party is over [-] years old, eating a creature that looks like a loli may still be caught in prison and prosecuted... So what should an American do after marrying a legal loli?This is embarrassing...

"Then are you free to come over? Huhu, today's food is also very good!"

Hearing Nagisa's question, Jiuye gave up the imprecise statement of 'the three young girls in my family all like to eat delicious food' after some thought, and instead used——

"A young girl and two lolis shouldn't have a lot of food, but can we really go there?"

Using such more rigorous words as my own answer, they are not all young girls, but one young girl + two lolis.

Jiu Ye still remembers that in the "Monogatari Series", Mr. Garbage used to call the female characters he encountered as young girls, virgins, and loli. Li was referring to Maya Hachikuji.

"It's okay, and my brother also told you to come over, and thank you for the dessert you sent last time, although I ate it all by myself."

Xiao Gucheng's younger sister Xiao Nagisa said so, when Jiuye bought desserts for that month, he did not forget to give it to Xiao Gucheng and the others, which was regarded as a return gift for being invited to dinner last time.

The reason why Nagisa invited Jiuba and Izuna at the moment is also very simple, that is, to buy more special food ingredients, so he invited Jiuba and others to eat together.

After saying this, Nagisa closed her left eye, and she pointed to the entrance of her own house and whispered

"Yuka-chan and brother are in the room, they are cooking together, please be sure to bring Izuna and the others with you."

"It's eight o'clock, right? I didn't expect Himeira-san to come back so soon, so I'll go see if Izuna and the others are sleeping."

"No problem, no problem, Mr. Jiuye, please."

"No, no, the trouble is on your side. I didn't do anything troublesome."

Kuba smiled wryly in response to Nagisa's words and then walked towards his apartment. Izuna and Shumi Erya, who thought they had fallen asleep early, woke up, while Yoshino gave up the TV series and went to Here, could it be the smell of the food next door?

With his hands on his hips, Jiu Ye looked at a young girl and two lolis in front of him, and pointed to Xiao's house next door.

"How is it? The big brother and sister next door invited us over for dinner. Those who want to go raise their hands."

There are four in total...Yoshino and Yoshina are two, but the puppet doesn't know how to eat.

"Don't worry, Mr. Jiuye, I must be full!"

"Don't worry about that, don't eat up other people's food for me."

"Is it the invitation from the older brother Gucheng and sister Nagisa?"

"Yes, let's go together."

"Is it really possible……?"

"Don't worry Yoshino-chan, they are not bad people."

After all the staff agreed on their opinions, they headed to Xiao's house next door after a little tidying up; facing Xiao Gucheng's second invitation, Jiuye thought that he could seize this opportunity to further build a good relationship with them, and follow Gucheng well. There's nothing wrong with it, but that's probably impossible...

At the entrance, I met Nagisa who was waiting there. She welcomed Jiuye with a smile on her face, especially a young girl and two lolis who followed Jiuye. She seemed to like these little girls very much.

"Himeragi-san, and Kojo-san, good evening."

"Mr. Jiuye, Nagisa didn't say anything strange to you, right? That guy just likes to mess around."

Kojoro, who was wearing an apron, asked while handing the vegetables in his hand to Yukina, and Jiuba shook his head, indicating that nothing like that happened.

"Mr. Jiuye, don't you have any work to do today?"

Xuecai, who started cutting vegetables to make salad, spoke with barbs, probably blaming Jiuye for not monitoring the ancient city today, and she exuded an aura of 'please don't talk to me too much'.

Jiu Ye, who spread his hands, expressed helplessness. After all, after submitting the task at Nayue at noon today, he ran to the cafeteria to be lazy; and after submitting the task, he did not get any props, but tried drinking tea and sandwich biscuits ( In the back is Astaruti and in front is Nangong Natsuki).

"Fufufu, Izuna-chan, do you want some of this? Shumi Erya-chan too! Come here, Yoshino-chan, this biscuit is good."

Nagisa took care of the three of Izuna on the sofa in front of the TV, and took the opportunity to touch their ears or tails when they were eating, but because Yoshino was protected by Yoshina, Nagisa did not do it several times He managed to touch her soft cheek.

Jiuye, who was sitting on the sofa, took a break. Although he wanted to help in the kitchen, it would be too stupid to give up this opportunity to be lazy!

As Houtaro Oreki said, "Don't do what you can't do, and keep things simple when you have to do it."

"Speaking of Mr. Jiuye, they are all your sisters, right?"

"It's about the same. It can be said that this is the relationship, but, well, it's probably like this."

"I'm really envious, because I only have an older brother, so I don't know what my younger sister is like."

Nagisa grinned and touched Izuna's cheek, the latter was indulging in the heaven of biscuits.It seems that no matter what kind of character you are, as long as you can bring out the dishes that the other party likes to eat, you may be able to establish a good relationship with the other party.What kind of demon kings and demons, as long as they can make dishes that make them all explode, they must be able to become 'braves'!

"Dinner will be served soon."

"Senior, please take out the meat in the pot first, otherwise it will be very badly cooked."

"Yes, it is."

"Senior, what should I put in this salad? Can I put some chili?"

"Actually, mustard is also okay."

"negative."

"Ugh?!"

While talking with Yukina, Kojo began to work on the last few steps of cooking, that is, plate arrangement and the like.

"But today, Himeiragi, you came back early."

"Because the preparations for the festival are almost coming to an end."

"Festival..."

Kojou sighed and thought about his tutoring.

"I've been taking tutoring with Yue-chan before, why did it become like this?"

"Senior himself didn't study hard."

Yukina's words made Kojou shut his mouth...

"Speaking of festivals, Xuecai-chan, remember those ribbons we bought in class? They are super beautiful, and they are said to be used to decorate the classroom and the gymnasium we are in charge of."

"It's really beautiful."

Yukina responded to Nagisa's words, and put the fragrant dishes on the table.

Jiu Ye, who was staying aside, heard the conversation between the two people, and remembered what he saw in the dock warehouse before. Those goods hidden in boxes containing blue liquid were like props for festivals...

"Ask, does anyone of you know anyone who can look into school shopping items?"

"what happened?"

"Do you know Gu Cheng classmates?"

"There is a candidate here."

Gu Cheng scratched his head and continued

"Scallions are fine..."

"received."

Lanyu Qiansong, the girl known as the queen of electronics; Jiuye, who touched her chin, pondered, should I touch it tomorrow?

My head hurts, I have never masturbated or watched a movie, I have never molested a young girl or sneaked up on a loli, the human body is really strange.

Chapter No.17 Is there any second-hand goods or big fools in this family?

understand something

what you know

What I understand is...

Match point (monitoring or something...)

Jiuye is not a person who pays much attention to cooking, as long as he can eat it and the taste is not so bad, he can eat it. This style of not picky eaters sometimes makes people feel a little subtle, especially when Jiuye met in real life A group of bad friends.

Of course, those guys are not local tyrants, but they think that it is the best way to taste food well, compared to the idea of ​​"eating it if it doesn't taste bad" without pursuit. After all, if a person has no understanding of reality and the future If he pursues anything, it means that he can't live a happy life; not to mention whether this statement is correct, in Jiuye's view, cooking itself is enough to eat enough, but for some people, cooking is an 'art ', this is probably the difference brought about by the different circles of life.

Explosive cuisine may be the highest level of culinary art, but unfortunately that kind of cuisine only exists in another dimension. If there is "explosive cuisine" in real life, there must be strange things in it, and the food is eaten. People will get hot all over and tear their clothes or something...

The dishes that Jiu Ye took Izuna, Shumi Erya and Yoshino to Akatsuki's house were all kinds of meat with salads. Generally speaking, the taste was good, at least compared to the food eaten in some restaurants. People feel more at ease.

"Nagisa, I said earlier that you were in charge of washing the dishes this time, right?"

"Really, brother, I'm very busy now, let me be a little lazy today."

After dinner, Kojou standing in the kitchen looked at his sister who was sitting on the sofa, and Nagisa who was playing games with Izuna and Shumi Erya clasped his hands together to say please, but Kojou didn't say anything more, and he sighed Choose to do the dishes yourself.

After wiping off the oil stains on Yoshino's mouth with a napkin, Jiuha took the plate on the dining table to the kitchen, and placed the plate on the side near the sink.

"Do you need help? I'm free now."

"Mr. Jiuba, speaking of which, you are working in the cafeteria of the academy, right?"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"It must be very tiring. I can handle this job."

Gu Cheng put all the dishes and chopsticks in the sink, took out the cleaning tools and dish soap, and looked at the wall clock on the wall.

"It's almost ten o'clock."

"Then the speed will be fixed. The Asagi mentioned by Gucheng before... Is Asahi generally free??"