I'm just an information dealer

"Since it says optional, I can choose neither, and I personally prefer a compromise."

Regardless of whether it is hot-blooded or cold-blooded, it will cause a burden, and moving the mouth is a relatively easy method.

"Question [-]": [In school, if you suddenly find a love letter in your drawer, how would you react? 】

"Optional items": [See how the sender looks before making a plan] [Throw it directly into the trash can and not him]

"Well... I might go to see that person first, and then I will politely refuse him whether he looks good or not."

Sora ignored Argo who answered the question, and then chose option one.

After all, she is a busy person, and she is not interested in dating at present, if nothing unexpected...

"I just threw it in the trash can, because I was the president of the student council when I was a student, so even if I received a love letter, I didn't have the intention to fall in love."

Friend a chose option two indifferently, and then she suddenly felt two incredible sights.

Looking up, both Argo and Shi Naikong looked at her in horror.

"A-chan... So you actually received a love letter!?" Pointing at friend A with trembling hands, Sora had an expression of doomsday on his face.

Obviously she hasn't received it since elementary school!

"I didn't expect her to be such an amazing character who is usually inconspicuous..." Argo looked at friend A with a heavy face, she didn't expect her colleague to be so powerful!

"(=_=#) beat you!"

"Okay, no kidding, what would you choose Mouse-chan?" Sora and friend a looked at Argo's answer.

"[Put the letter in the next drawer]" Friend A looked at Argo's answer and was speechless

"Mouse sauce, you must be the best friend of the heroine in a shoujo manga, and a supporting role." Argo said with a helpless expression on Sora's face.

"...I just have a problem with good luck for no reason."

The best way to deal with trouble is to simply transfer it to someone else.

Although the person who is transferred to by trouble is often herself.

Question [-]: [When you meet a bad guy, please choose the thing that suits you best as a weapon. 】

Optional items: [Handsome and powerful long-range silencer pistol] [Baroque-style sharp and exquisite dagger]

"Oh! I'm going to choose the first one. It's so cool to knock down the enemy with a dagger!"

Kong happily imagined that she shuttled back and forth among the enemies, and then all the enemies fell in a few rounds, while she turned her back to the fallen enemies and played a cool trick.

"Well...I choose the second, I personally prefer long-distance attacks, and I don't think I can beat others in melee."

Friend a has no confidence in her physical strength at all.

"..."

"Then, Miss Argo, what would you choose?" Friend a stepped forward to check Argo's answer, and Sora came to check after fantasizing.

"[Street fighting dedicated nail gang]" x 2

"..."

"..."

Facing the speechless eyes of the two, Argo turned his head slightly.

"... Possession of a pistol and a knife is illegal."

Secretly cover the 92-type 9mm pistol hidden in the back waist with clothes, then silently pull up the sleeve of the left hand to cover the military dagger inside, and then quietly put the five throwing knives hidden in the sleeve of the right hand Covering it with a coat, Argo replied cheekily.

Regardless of whether it is Baroque or Impressionism, all of them will violate the official system of knives, guns and ammunition.

As for herself, anyway, her hidden identity is a first-level wanted criminal by the police, and it's not bad for her to have a gun.

After that, the three of them spent the afternoon in one strange question after another.

"Okay, I'm going to announce the answer next~ It's me first!"

Kong opened the answer on the phone.

[You are a genius with beautiful dreams, and you work hard for the happiness of others, which will greatly add points to your future career. 】

"Wow! I'm a genius~" Sora happily jumped up and down in the office.

Friend a looked at his answer and remained silent.

【You are a good person who works hard for your friends. Although you hope to have your own time, you are always a social animal】

"Who made this damn questionnaire, I need to talk to him. (-`ェ?-╬)"

"Oh, A-chan, don't be sad~ I like you very much, although it doesn't make sense for you to be called a tool person."

Kong patted his friend A on the shoulder viciously, with a mocking look on his face.

"I don't know who made me have so many tasks...(╬? ◣ ?)"

"Hahahahaha! Sure enough, you are all useless like garbage residue!"

Kon stood on Argo's table, hands on his hips, laughing.

"Sora, please come down from my desk, and what about your gentle and healing character?"

Argo complained calmly.

"By the way, what's your answer, Mouse-chan?"

After getting off the desk and tidying up his appearance, Kong turned back into that gentle and lively girl.

"Let me show you." Argo handed the phone to Sora.

"Let's take a look... [Through the analysis of all the topics, I finally came to the conclusion that you are a young man who lacks dreams and hopes.]" Sora slowly read the words on the phone.

"Thank you so much for your pertinent comment."

"[And it's not a common lack, it's an extreme lack.]" Friend A read out the second line.

".....No need to stress the second time."

"[To describe how lacking it is, it's like the Sahara Desert without a rainy season]" x 2

"...please shut up."

"Hahahahaha! Sure enough, Mouse Sauce is such an ordinary person!" Suddenly Sora started laughing again.

"Hello Miss Kong, your character design has collapsed again, and this is just a questionnaire."

"But this is still a questionnaire to test the essence of a person, isn't it~"

Sora covered his face with his left hand, and pointed at Argo with his right hand, with a very unbeatable expression on his face.

"In other words, Mouse Sauce, you are a poor waste who has no imagination, no dreams, no goals, and can only silently wait to die alone hahahahahaha (sarcastic face)...  .Ugh.........Mouse sauce I'm kidding......I can't breathe...(>︿

"Although I don't understand what you are talking about, I still know that you are secretly scolding me in disguise in the last sentence. ( ◣ _ ◢ )#"

Using a cross chokehold on Sora, Argo looked at Sora with a fierce look.

"A-chan Dass for Dad!"

"Miss Argo, I don't think it's right for you to do this."

Friend A pushed down his glasses.

"Yes, yes! As expected, A-chan is the best for me..."

"I'd recommend using the 'Stunner' finishing move or the 'Tombstone Piledriver' finisher, the ChokeSlam is also good. "

"Mouse sauce wants me to shut up, do you want me to die directly!?"

"It looks good, I'll give it a try."

"Eh!? Wait a minute!!Σ(?Д?; ≡;?д?)"

Just when Sora panicked, the door of Argo's office was opened.

"Miss Argo, yagoo called you..."

An employee opened the door, and what he saw was Sora who was about to be put into a deadly wrestling position by Argo, and his friend A who was watching happily from the sidelines.

"..." (huh? yagoo called me?)

"..." (Just in time! Survived!)

"..." (Ah~ there is no show to watch, what a pity)

"..." (Did I hit the scene of the crime?)

After the four were silent for a while, the employee bowed first and spoke.

"I'm very sorry to disturb you, please continue." After speaking, the employee was about to close the door.

"Wait, wait! Don't go! ヾ(;?д?)/" Sora shouted in despair.

Suddenly the door opened again, and the employee poked his head out and whispered:

"Well, if you want to play wrestling... I think it's better to use the Hell's Gate move..."

"Even you want me to die!!ヽ(`Д?╬)/"

--------Separation area--------

Today’s chapter is about the happy little theater, because I originally wanted to write a short story like a hololive little theater, so as long as there is a chapter with a small theater title, everyone can count it as a hololive little theater for the audience in the story. .

In the next chapter, the second-term students who everyone has been thinking about day and night will appear!

The Daily Life of Vtubers Volume 37 (Memories): Chapter [-] Second Generation Students

In an office, Operation Sang was explaining some precautions to five girls.

"Okay, next, I want you to meet someone. She is our technician and our equipment staff. At the same time, she also works part-time as your management staff."

Operating a document, he said to the five girls in front of him.

"Huh? So this person is multitasking."

A girl with round red eyes and big eyes asked suspiciously.

"That's because she has the ability to be competent for these jobs at the same time. To be honest, if she is not short of staff, she can do all the jobs in the company well, even the cleaning lady who cleans the toilet. ."

Yagoo, standing aside, answered the girl's question.

"Wow... isn't this the so-called all-rounder, it's amazing!"

A girl with short black hair had staring eyes and said excitedly.

"But this person has so many tasks to do, won't he be tired?"

A woman with long blonde hair who had the best figure and tallest figure among all the girls wondered.

"To do so many tasks at the same time, it must be full of pressure."

"Maybe that person has a bad temper, so nervous..."

The petite girl in the purple dress sat restlessly.

"..." Xiaoya sat on the chair without saying a word.

"Are you okay? You look disturbed."

The blond woman sitting next to Xiaoya was concerned.

"Yi!! I'm, I'm sorry, I, I..." Xiaoya was taken aback by the sudden accusation, and then faltered, not knowing what to say.

"I'm sorry, I'm the one who scared you." The blond woman raised her hands and smiled softly. She found that this girl seemed very shy.

"No, no I..."

"Don't be nervous, we will be colleagues in the future, don't be so rigid, just take your time."

The blond woman spoke in a gentle tone, and she was very tolerant of Xiaoya's inability to speak clearly.

".........Um."

"Then let me introduce myself. I am Hiyuki, one of [Yueyue Qiaoke], how about you?"

"......My name is Ayaka Sakima, and I'm one of [Minato Aqua]. Please, please give me your advice."

"Please teach me a lot~"