Yuanshen, the girl's secrets are exposed at the beginning, and the chat group is frying pan

"Are there ambushes?"

"Well, Tianheng Mountain in the distance is guarded by a large number of Qianyan troops."

Zhongli's vision is farther and clearer than that of ordinary people, and he can see many things that Dadalia cannot see.

"Can't we rush over?"

"Soldiers set up strong bows and crossbows on every mountain, and the depth is several miles. If you break through by force, you will be shot as a hedgehog."

"Can we bypass that? Let's go to another place instead of Tianheng Mountain?"

"The hilltop guarded by the Qianyan army radiates to all the surrounding mountain roads. Unless you persist until night, you will not be able to escape here at all."

"The chasing soldiers will catch up immediately, how can you persist until night? Help! Zhongli!"

When PTSD broke out, Dadalia called someone Morax, but now that he has something to ask for, he started calling him by nicknames like old friends.

"For the sake of the fact that I treated you to so many things and spent so much money for you..."

"There is a way."

Zhongli's test of Liyue needs Dadalia, a stunned young man, if he is caught here, it's really not good, so he suggested:

"I can keep you undetected throughout the day, and then you can escape on your own at night."

In this era of oil lamps and lanterns, night is the best protective color.

"Okay! Tell me what you can do!"

"First, you have to take off your clothes."

"..."

Hearing this request, the expression on Dadalia's face became a little subtle. He unconsciously covered his body with his hands and asked embarrassingly:

"What are you doing?"

"Just take it off."

"All right……"

Dadalia took off his shirt according to Zhongli's intention, and showed his strong figure.

"and then?"

"Then take off your pants, too."

"???"

Dadalia tried his best not to let himself think in the wrong direction, but he took off his clothes and pants... What exactly is he going to do?

"Let me ask a question in advance..."

Dadalia said cautiously:

"After taking off my pants, do I still need to take off my underwear?"

"As far as common sense goes, it's better to take it off, but that's really risque, so let's keep it for now."

"It's really better to take it off?!"

The son suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

"If you want to make you into a pillar, it's better to remove the external things."

Different from Young Master, Zhong Li was very calm from the beginning, even a little excited when talking about making Young Master into a pillar.

It's like a child thinks of a new Yasuo build idea and can't wait to try it out.

"Make me a pillar? What do you mean?"

"Literally, after a while you stand upright and hold your hands high, I will cover your whole body with rock powder, making you look like a stone pillar."

"Can you escape the Qianyan Army's pursuit in this way?"

"A single pillar is definitely not enough, but if I help, there will be no problem."

This routine was just thought up by Zhongli, and the inspiration came from those ordinary citizens who recognized his true identity.

"It's inexplicable! How can I trust you when you say this kind of plan!"

"Hurry up, everyone! Our brothers are guarding the front, that guy shouldn't be able to run far!"

Before Dadalia could complain, the sound of the Qianyan Army hunting around came from a little distance behind him.

"Let me declare first, if it is discovered by the Qianyan army before the disguise, it will not work."

"I-I know."

Dadalia no longer has the capital to dawdle any longer. He straightened his body and raised his arms high, closing his eyes and then turning his mind, and said:

"Let's start quickly, I'm afraid I won't last long."

"Don't be nervous, when the rock powder is completely solidified, you won't be able to move even if you want to."

"Huh? Woohoo!"

After learning about this setting, Dadalia was about to say something when his face was covered with mud-like rock elements, followed by all the skin on his body, and his underpants.

In the end, Dadalia turned into a perfect stone pillar. Apart from being able to open and close his eyes, all other parts of his body were firmly fixed, unable to move at all.

"Then it's my job."

Zhong Li climbed up the human pillar of Dadalia, made a chair out of rock elements, changed into the clothes he wore when he was Morax, then covered his whole body with rock element powder, and sat on it without moving.

"Captain! Come on! I just saw movement here!"

Not long after Zhongli and Young Master completed their mimicry, the Qianyan Army chased after them.

"Where is the movement? Why didn't I see anyone?"

"Strange... I seemed to see someone here just now."

"Could it be that you were wrong?"

"Impossible, they must be hiding."

The two people in the Qianyan Army argued for a while, and then the captain ordered:

"Anyway, he must be running in this direction. Now we split up and we must find him!"

"Yes!"

A hundred or so people scattered all over the sky and began to conduct a blanket search of this area.

What the Qianyan army didn't know was that Dadalia they were chasing had been standing behind these people just now, listening to their conversation nervously as a stone pillar.

"Are they all gone?"

Dadalia opened his eyes, looked around without turning his neck, and said to Zhong Li:

"Can we get away now?"

"No, they'll find it later, so it's safer to leave at night."

"But... woo!"

Before Dadalia finished speaking, the two lazy Qianyan soldiers came back again, and the young master closed his eyes immediately in fright.

"You said this guy named Dadalia, where can he hide?"

"Yes, the hills not far away are our brothers, and there are no caves and dense forests around here, so why can't we find anyone?"

As he said that, the lazy Qianyan Army took out a bong, lit it and took two puffs.

"Speaking of which, when did there become a statue of Lord Yan here?"

"Isn't it always here?"

"Really? I don't remember coming before?"

As he said that, the soldier with the bong poked twice on the stone pillar of the statue, just in time for the young master's fat side.

"Huh? Why is the paint on the idol still peeling off?"

"Hey! You two! How dare you be lazy when you have a task! How dare you smoke a pipe?"

"Ah! Huh, sorry! Let's go search now!"

After being caught by the boss, the lazy soldier threw away the bong in his hand in fright, and returned to the mission in a panic.

And the burning pipe was on the young master's buttocks.

42. Son Beggar Chicken

"Mr. Zhongli...Mr. Zhongli..."

"..."

On the outskirts to the northwest of Liyue Port, a small voice was moving with the wind.

But at a glance, there are no people around, only a lonely statue of the Seven Heavens.

"Mr. Zhongli! Speak!"

"You're really interesting. I'll help you hide to avoid being chased, but you keep talking, for fear that others won't find you?"

"I don't want to talk nonsense either!"

Dadalia's tone was very excited, but in view of the current situation, he still suppressed his voice.

"But that pipe keeps burning my ass! It hurts!"

Burns are one of the most painful injuries, and the buttocks are the place where the most sensitive nerves gather. It's okay to just burn it, but it's a bit difficult to be scalded by a pipe all the time.

"Why is your rock mud not insulated?"

"The composition of the rock powder slurry is similar to that of the soil, and the soil does not insulate heat."

Zhong Li was not burned, but was very calm. Whatever the young master asked, he would answer very simply.

"But I see animals in the desert, in order to avoid the high temperature, don't they all smear mud on their bodies?"

"How can the temperature of the sun shining on the surface of the earth be compared with the temperature of the flame? If the soil can insulate the heat of the flame, how can the beggar chicken do it?"

"Calling flowers... what's going on?"

"Beggar's Chicken, I ate it with you before."

Having said that, Zhong Li moved his nose and sniffed the wonderful smell in the air.

"Speaking of which, I seem to smell the scent of beggar chicken, and it's still a fat chicken butt."

"That's my ass! Now it's baked in your rock mud!"

"It would be even better if it was wrapped in a layer of lotus leaves."

"I've been mentioned as a beggar again!"

- Wang!woof!

"Ok?"

Just when Dadalia was suffering from the pain of his butt being teased by fire, a fluffy dog ​​suddenly ran over and barked at Dadalia non-stop.

"Go! Go! Don't come to me."

"Wang Wang! Wang!"

Dadalia wanted to drive the dog away, but he didn't expect the dog to become more and more excited. It kept circling towards Dadalia, and its furry tail kept wagging.

"What's the matter with this dog? Why is it so interested in a stone pillar?!"

"I think... maybe it's not because of the stone pillars, but because of the smell."

"smell?"

Dadalia didn't react for a moment.

"Have you forgotten? Beggar's chicken butt..."

"what?!"

After understanding Zhongli's meaning, Dadalia suddenly had a very bad premonition, and in less than 10 seconds, this premonition became a reality.

"Don't come here!"