the world is a toy

Act.214 Chaos

Act.214 Chaos

Subtitle: "Looking at the bullet screen, I realized that you are so lost..."

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The so-called "Hundred Ghosts Night Walk" refers to the parade of monsters that appears on summer nights in Eastern Ying folklore.

In this dark and uncertain time, under the leadership of the Lord of Demons and Monsters, all kinds of monsters roam freely along the streets of human beings; they are like the ranks of temple fairs. Youkai can only understand the way to show their own existence.

If you want to ask the purpose of these monsters, they don't actually have any purpose.

Because in the final analysis, the ghosts of the night are the monsters parading the streets at night, the little monsters follow the big monsters, and the big monsters follow the existence they believe in; The crowd gathered into a long queue, like a feast for monsters.

At this moment, all the monsters are following the monster-turned Nuliang Liuhua, and countless monster powers gather together. This momentum is so huge that even the celestial phenomena are distorted because of this—the dark clouds are washed away. The dark moon also became bright and clear, and the cool night breeze wandered along with the team of ghosts walking in the night, faintly turning into depressing howls.

By the way, due to the witchcraft, the human beings on the distant streets will stay away from here due to various accidents or actively or passively before they get close; even if they are in a safe place in the distance Wait and see, ordinary humans can't see this team.

Because although the team of Hundred Ghosts is walking on the streets of human beings, the space of the streets under their feet is not the space of human streets. In addition to the monsters, only some humans with "special abilities" can witness the superimposed monsters in the real world.

For example, people who are born with spiritual power, people who have opened the eyes of yin and yang, people who have witnessed death...

Among these people, there are naturally professionals such as exorcists and onmyojis, but even they dare not stop the momentum of the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts without authorization, and even the [departments], Those organizations had to make concessions in the face of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk.

Because this scale of the Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts is no different from natural disasters. Although it is far below the level of natural disasters, ordinary exorcism organizations cannot compete with the shock of soaring evil spirits and the deterrence of gathering ghosts. If a large-scale exorcist organization intervenes, it will be tantamount to human beings declaring war on monsters.

In ancient times, human beings were afraid of ghosts, and today, humans are still afraid of ghosts walking in the night.

Because after experiencing the night walk of the ghosts, the human streets in the real world often become bleak and deserted because of the wanton evil spirit, and the creatures passing by here will feel fear from the source of their souls. Don't even dare to use this street!

It is true that the nocturnal monsters did not do this intentionally, but they just passed by the street. With the scale of a hundred ghosts, the remaining monsters are enough to cause strange phenomena such as ghosts.

Therefore, after the night tour of the ghosts, the exorcists of [relevant departments] usually organize the aftermath at dawn the next day, to disperse the wraiths or set up barriers. To put it nicely, it is urban planning and management. The point is to wipe your ass.

The Hyakki Night Walk of the Nuliang Group started from the demon cherry blossoms in the courtyard of the family, and was led by Liu Hua to march out mightily. As for where she will decide the end point, it depends on Liu Hua's strength and strength. Measured.

"If you look at it from a distance, I feel that the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts is very spectacular."

On the side of the Nuliang Group's main family, Tianhe Yao watched the Hundred Ghosts go away, and said in a tone of half emotion and half amazement.

Because he had already made a decision before, Tian Heyao, who chose ②, of course would not go parading with the team of ghosts, and now only two tables, Old Hua Piao and Tian Heyao, were left in this huge central hall. Occasionally, one or two little house monsters who are in charge of tidying up will come up, and the rest of the monsters have already followed Liu Hua to participate in the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts.

On this side, after drinking enough food, Tian Heyao, who had nothing to do, suddenly moved closer to the position of Lao Hua, and said with a smirk: "Speaking of which, Lao Hua, how do you feel now~ My granddaughter You took all your subordinates away, do you feel lonely by yourself?"

But the old slippery guy was not moved at all, and he didn't show the loneliness of an empty-nest old slippery man at all: "Lonely fart, it's too late for me to feel proud now, you little slippery guy, you want to see my jokes? Huh, huh."

"Cut, it's boring," Tian Heyao curled his lips boredly, "You old man will die if you cooperate with me?"

Damn this brat is so badly cleaned up!

Old Hua Piao glanced at Tian Heyao, he watched the boy flip his palms to find out an eyepatch as if doing a trick, and then put it on the right eye again, carefully covering the new purple right eye, He was a little speechless again.

You did this kind of thing without hesitation in front of me, isn't that just tempting me to ask you a question?

So old Hua Piao asked: "Little slick from the Tianhe family, what happened to your right eye this time?"

Plan pass ri.

Tian Heyao shrugged: "It's a new one, but it's not suitable for family members to know about it, so continue to use the blindfold to cover it."

"Really?" Old Huapiao looked at the boy with a strange emotion in his eyes, "I always feel that you, a cunning little boy, hide much deeper things than I imagined."

Again, even in the source world, there is no precedent of human beings being able to survive transplanted eyeballs. It is impossible for even monsters to replace and adapt to a new organ in just two days, and this organ is still extremely complicated. eyeballs.

"My grandpa told me that anything unknown is mysterious until it is exposed," Tian Heyao smiled, and re-adapted to the imbalance of near and far from the cyclopean vision, "And these are also in our world, where monsters and One of the ways that The Exorcist has survived to this day."

Hearing Tian Heyao's plausible explanation, Old Hua Piao was silent for a moment, and then laughed too: "You little cunning."

"Slightly slightly." Tian Heyao also made a grimace.

"Heh, no matter what, thank you just now, the old man didn't expect that Liu Hua could not control her monster blood independently, and in the end he let her make a statement at today's rally without prior notice, and almost made that child feel wronged ..."

Saying this, Old Huapiao scratched the back of his protruding head, as if he was really regretting and frightened, and then said: "If it wasn't for your help, the child would have become a laughing stock in front of everyone." ?”

Turns out I'm giving away some of my strength in plain sight, you old slick.

Thinking of this, Tian Heyao glanced at him, he couldn't see through whether this old slicker did it on purpose just now or he really didn't know, so he could only respond perfunctorily: "Well, I can't let Liu Hua be alone by you Help the old monster watch it like a funny show, she is a girl."

"Hahaha, so it's thanks to you. Although you are not big or small, you are not a bad character!"

"Of course, do you think the red scarf on my chest is very bright? This is the embodiment of the core values ​​of the young pioneers. It is combined with the [R-18] logo on the cover of a hydrograph, R=respcet, 18=[-]th National Congress. It means to respect the [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China!"

"...Sorry, old man, I can't understand what you're talking about, you little cunning."

"It's okay, as long as you know that since you dare to plot against me first, then I will perfunctory you."

Straight ball, right in the heart.

So the old slippery man froze there. After a while, he closed his eyes and took a puff of cigarette calmly: "Oh? Does the young master of the Tianhe family have any dissatisfaction?"

"No, I had a very good dinner today, so I don't have any dissatisfaction."

Saying this, Tian Heyao stood up and came directly to Robert's side, and added without looking back: "I'd like to trouble you, Grandpa Hua Piao, I hope you can help me take care of my friend." For a while, it's best to teach her Japanese, Japanese culture, etc. Of course, I will often come to your house as a guest in the future, okay?"

"Of course, no, it should be said that the Nuragumi welcomes you."

"Thank you~"

Then he lowered his head and began to speak in a low voice to Roberto, who had been in a semi-alert state.

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Let me explain briefly, my cousin wanted to find a part-time job during the summer vacation, so she went to 58.com to find a job, joined an "Internet company" confusedly, and then paid training fees, product agency fees, and doing tasks. Pay more than 5000.This little girl's money comes from her own New Year's money deposit and a bank card of her mother. It just so happens that this card is not tied to a mobile phone, so her mother doesn't know. After the money is transferred, the link to the "company" will not open …

how to say?She was directly confused and cried in fright, so she could only look for me, so I brought her to my house (my parents were there), comforted her together, took her to dinner to discuss countermeasures, after investigation and discussion, we decided Help her advance money to hide it (the result is to use my money to advance ←_←).

Please don't say she is stupid, although she is really stupid this time... But a little girl with no social experience can only admit that it is bad luck, at least I am very glad that she was just cheated of money this time, There is no problem with personal safety. If this matter is exposed, her mother will probably have a heart attack, and you are still thinking about the cousin's version of the plot in the barrage...

Hey (long tone) Taoism is different and does not conspire with each other. If the water is not exhausted, the flood cannot be released. As a sister-in-law, I strongly despise you.

And, my cousin is already married!Now the kids will run away! (cries bitterly)

Act.215 Gradually

Act.215 Gradually

Subtitle: "Recently, I was trying to play an RPG called "Cursed Armor". I only played it for a day, and now I feel that my [Sage Status] is about to be hollowed out..."

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On this day, the Night of the Parade of Hundred Ghosts, which had not been seen for many years, suddenly started. Without warning, it really had a great impact on the watch world.

Although it is said that the scope of Luca's night tour led by Hyakki this time did not exceed Ukiyo-e Town, but this area and even an underground spiritual vein have been greatly affected.

For example, the barriers of some human shrines became loose due to the impact of the demonic energy.

These shrines were refurbished by humans in the outside world after the last Hyakki Night Walk. The barriers inside were not stable, but now stimulated by the power of the Hyakki, the sealing effect of the barriers will naturally become stronger. The more loose it is.

Fortunately, with Ukiyo-e Town as the center, the barriers of the nearby shrines did not suppress any terrifying beasts and monsters. The loosening of the seals would only cause some [weird] phenomena to occur in these places at most, and it was not an unbearable thing.

Then remove these influences on human society, and the ghosts and monsters in the other world will naturally change because of this.

For example, the wild monsters who live in seclusion in the mountains have also been inspired to have more animal nature.The so-called bestiality is just an adjective relative to human nature. It is generally used to describe extremely barbaric and brutal temperaments. When it is used to describe monsters, it mostly refers to their bloodthirsty nature and monster instinct.

You know, in this world, there are many types of monsters and monsters. Strictly speaking, monsters are only one type of monsters and monsters. Other species include ghosts, monster girls, and monsters... ....

Some monsters and monsters do not have a physical body, while some not only have a physical body, but have even evolved many extraordinary abilities. Monsters are outstanding representatives of monsters and monsters.

It is said that in ancient times, some monsters were even worshiped by humans as gods, and no matter how bad they were, they could become the overlord; even in the modern society where science is popularized, monsters can still form self-made organizations. Negotiations lead a harmonious and free life, but on the one hand, they can continue to lead one side in the dark.

Of course, there are still many wild monsters who choose to live in nature, or envy human life but do not want to be controlled, so they hide and lurk in human society.

Undoubtedly, the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts led by Liuhua this time really stimulated these demons and monsters, making them unable to calm down anymore; it is expected that the phenomenon of ghosts and alien monsters in this area will increase sharply for a long time in the future Therefore, the workload of human exorcism organizations will also become heavy.

For these things, Tian Heyao, who has no experience in the other world, didn't think so much, or in other words, he didn't know the meaning of Baigui Yexing at all, let alone the follow-up trivial matters and troubles.

His identity is now the young master of the Tianhe family, a member of the Demon Slayer, and a human exorcist. The reason why he can be active in the monster's base camp is because he is a personal friend of the eldest lady of the Nuliang group, Luca.

In this regard, whether it is the monsters of the Nuliang group or himself, both parties define their identity relationship in such a way that neither the identity of the other party nor the sensitive topic of race will be involved.

It's just that tonight, Old Hua Piao seems to have deliberately promoted him to the public, maybe the little monsters still can't see Tian Heyao's tricky moves, right?But powerful big monsters can know only by their own perceptions that it was Tian Heyao who used Guangdu to help Nuliang Liuhua activate the blood of monsters.

The demonic transformation of my young lady still needs an outsider, a descendant of a human exorcism organization, to assist?what does that mean?

But Tian Heyao is really not good at questioning.As for the reason, maybe Lao Huayao has deeper considerations, for example, what agreement did he reach with his grandfather when he visited Tianhe's old house half a year ago?

But tonight, the old slicker didn't discuss with himself beforehand, and he didn't give an explanation afterwards. From the beginning of the rally, to when Liu Hua took the ghosts out for a night walk, the old slicker has been pretending to be ignorant all the time , I made it clear that I was not going to explain the reason to myself.

So, why can't we be less routine and more sincere?

Tian Heyao curled his lips, he already had some disturbing thoughts in his mind, but he put it down for the time being, because he had to go home now, and if it was any later, Kanae's mother might not be able to resist looking for him.He didn't want his mother to come to Ukiyo-e Town. The streets here are full of ghosts and ghosts. Even if they are not in the same space, they will definitely do harm to ordinary people like Kanae's mother who are weak and have no benefit.

So before leaving, Old Huapiao asked with a smile: "Then do you want me to take you home?"

"You don't need it when you get old, just rest at home... But please change to a monster that looks more like a human. After all, it's past eight o'clock, and a kid like me will go home Just wash up and sleep."

Lao Hua Piao thought for a while: "Most of the monsters have gone out with Liu Hua, and the only monster with a human appearance who stays in the house is Ji Nai."

Ji Nai is a kind of monster called Mao Chang♀prostitute. She looks like a mature woman with long wavy hair. It is said that she was the illegitimate daughter of a certain temple abbot. In order to protect his reputation, the abbot sold her as a performer. A prostitute, she became a monster after death because of obsession; she is usually in charge of cooking and housework in the Nuliang group, and she has a very good relationship with Luca in private.

"Miss Ji Nai?"

Tian Heyao laughed, obviously he had a good impression of that monster big sister.In fact, when he visited the Nuliang Group last time, the little monsters in the kitchen didn’t dare to get close to him at first, so Kinai, who is a big sister, took the initiative to exchange cooking experience with him, allowing him to blend in with the monsters. In the social circle.

"Okay, that's it," Tian Heyao nodded, expressing that he has no objection, "By the way, I will come to visit again the day after tomorrow. Anyway, I haven't gone to school yet, so I have plenty of free time."

"Oh? The old man happened to be absent that day, so let other people entertain you, and get along well with Luca~"

What responded to him was Tian Heyao's eyes full of contempt: "Fuck you, old and unscrupulous."

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Recommend a novel, "Magic Poses You Don't Know" written by Ueyama Eri Yisaka Shou.

This is a very magical world. The devil lady practiced hard in front of the mirror in the middle of the night, the familiar at home had an affair with the slave girl in the middle of the night, the blood girl hugged the young girl of Guoguo to suck blood in the middle of the night, and the monster girl loved to smell the fragrance of girls. Taste, newborn little ones need feeding and special care...

Believe me, this book is not dirty, just think about her last book "Bingshan House Girl", so don't rush to update~

Act.216 Feeling that ○○ has been hollowed out

Act.216 Feeling that ○○ has been hollowed out

Subtitle: "I have to go to work again tomorrow, but I want to continue playing RPG (mentally retarded +10.jpg)"

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Not long after, Tian Heyao tactfully refused the monster car service provided by the Nuragumi, and then walked away accompanied by the monster Kino.

And at the entrance of the Nuliang Group on this side, Lao Huapiao looked at Tian Heyao's thin back and said in a low voice: "He has wisdom and strength that do not meet the current age group, although in terms of looking at things in the world It's still a little immature, but generally speaking, it's already very smart, this is really an interesting ghost-slashing brat..."

In fact, from the last time when Tianheyao and Nuliang Liuhua formally met, his precocious mind and psychological quality that is undoubtedly the same as that of an adult will of course arouse the suspicion of the old lady, but Tianheyao's cognition in this aspect of the other world And the extreme lack of expression, it can be said that he is completely a noob who doesn't know anything.

This kind of polarized stupidity and intelligence has always made Lao Huayao feel very strange. As a monster, Lao Huayao once thought that Tianheyao was not "Tianheyao", and it was very likely that he was possessed by a demon or controlled by a demon. Someone has occupied the body with a curse or something.

However, during these two receptions, Old Hua Piao found that the boy's soul and body were [-]% compatible after a secret inspection, without any incongruity, which ruled out the possibility of seizing the body; and Tian Heyao's There were no traces of the spell left on his body, and from Lao Hua Piao's observation, he could be sure that Tian Heyao's body was "clean".

There is nothing wrong with Tian Heyao himself, the only problem is probably something around him, those mysterious existences have affected him and catalyzed his growth.

Thinking of this, Lao Huapiao tilted his head slightly, and said to the empty back: "Ya Tiangou."

"I'm here, Chief General."

As the evil wind passed by, accompanied by this slightly sharp voice, a humanoid crow flew beside the general, waiting for the old Hua Piao's orders.

"The last time I asked you to investigate Tian Heyao's living information, what happened?"

"The document Yaoji is sorting out the statistics, and the detailed information is expected to be ready before dawn."

"Did any accident happen during your investigation? For example, data loss or file modification?"

"No, there's nothing unexpected." Speaking of this, Yatengu thought about it seriously, "In addition to the records of human life in the watch world, I also specially asked Bai Ze to go back and browse a part of history. There is absolutely no problem."

"Hasn't Bai Ze been in hiding for many years?"

"That's Shangbaize, who disappeared with the monster sages from ancient times," Yatengu flapped his wings, "The Baize I'm talking about is just a half-breed half-fairy, usually she likes to pretend to be a human, and then go around Going around and deceiving people."