the world is a toy

Tian Heyao looked at Xiao Ren with a funny face: "Let you down? Well, there is no rush, first tell me why you spent the night with me."

"It's not to take care of you," Shinobu snorted, "Kanao specifically asked me to do this, otherwise, I wouldn't want to sleep with you on your bed!"

"Take care of me?" Tian Heyao was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that there was a gap in his memory.

"That's right, you were out drinking with other women yesterday, and you didn't come back at the appointed time. I brought you back before dinner. You were so drunk that you scared Kanae and the others!"

"......What?"

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Below is the beta0.1 version of the big cover image, and there will be a second version w tomorrow (I can’t extricate myself from playing with pictures)

Chapter 530 Coincidence

Chapter 530 Coincidence

"Push the door to kill."

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After some explanations from Xiaoren, Tian Heyao knew how many messes he had made after he was brought home yesterday. In Shinobu's words, it means becoming "weird but serious".

Wait, wait a minute, I got drunk from just one drink? !When did my drinking capacity become so bad! ?

For a while, Tian Heyao's face became weird, and he even began to wonder if he was plotted and drugged. He took a deep breath, shook his head, and began to recall the specific things he experienced yesterday... ...

At the beginning, I accompanied my grandfather to the old town. In order to properly display my business talent, I talked about a little business; but because of this experience, I found that the head of the Nuragumi seems to have suffered a lot of changes. Because he was a little worried about Liu Hua, he didn't choose to come back with his grandfather, but found an excuse to teleport to the Nuliang group alone.

Well, then it was submerged in water, and by the way, it was tossed by Liuhua in various ways.

It's hard to talk about the latter thing, because whether it's playing with Liuhua's jade feet or entering the girl's boudoir, no matter how you look at it, you are taking advantage of yourself.Thinking back now, Luca in monster form is really not good for molesting, the aura is a bit attractive, so it is better to be in human form, she can flirt with whatever she wants, even if it is a pornographic joke, she can only blush and say some angry words .

The monster form is an attack, but the human form is very popular.

Unknowingly, Tian Heyao's thoughts began to deviate habitually again, and he even thought that if Liu Hua used his feet to help him massage his back, would it be very comfortable...

On the other side, Xiao Ren, who was still tied up in mid-air, saw Tian Heyao staring blankly, and couldn't help humming: "Hey, why are you in a daze again!"

Tian Heyao came back to his senses: "Well, it's nothing, it's just that I suddenly had an illusion that I've only spent one day here, but I always feel that time has actually passed for a long time."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Could it be that the alcohol hasn't subsided?" Xiao Ren glared at Tian Heyao angrily, his little cheeks puffed up, "Put me down quickly! If this continues, I will really will be angry!"

"...Why do I think you are enjoying it?" Tian Heyao looked at Xiao Ren suspiciously, "Thresh Ji just tied you up and hung you, and didn't do anything else, why are you alone? Can you swing on the swing comfortably?"

"I'm struggling! It's hard to be tied up! I want to get off quickly! You idiot!"

Xiao Ren blushed, and looked very angry: "If you don't let me down again, I will be angry!?"

"Well, it's a bit indecent to keep hanging you up, after all, you haven't got any clothes on."

Tian Heyao nodded to Thresh Ji, and the dark green figure loosened the chain as he said, and silently retreated behind his master.

On the other side, Xiao Ren jumped back on the bed with a "hey!" She moved her body and looked curiously in Thresh Ji's general direction: "Food brother, is your guardian spirit still there?"

"Thresh Ji is not a guardian spirit, but a substitute..." Tian Heyao fell back and leaned firmly into Thresh Ji's arms, "Yes, she is right behind me, you know she is behind me here?"

Xiao Ren nodded: "Although I can't see it, and the fluctuations in the air are not disturbed at all, I can roughly sense it through your shadow."

"shadow?"

"Well, it's the shadow. The soul and the body of the living are closely connected, and the shadow, as the remnant of the body after blocking the light, is actually a part of the soul. I have established a blood connection with you, and the soul is also because of the blood. The compensation can be linked to each other, so it can be felt more or less."

Saying so, Xiao Ren moved closer to Tian Heyao's side.

"It's too close." Tian Heyao stepped back, but the bed was not big, and he soon couldn't retreat.

"What's too close?" Xiaoren didn't react at first, until she found that Tian Heyao was still taking the initiative to avoid, and then she showed a malicious smile, "Hmph, that's how it is, my brother of Yuzui, Are you finally going to fall under my charm?"

"what?"

"Don't quibble! You must be shy because you saw my flawless body, so you took the initiative to avoid this body that can rival the sun, the moon, and the stars!"

"...I don't know how to complain about you," Tian Heyao sighed, "I admit that after you regained part of your strength, your body looks very good now, but please be more self-controlled, don't be so shy naked before me."

"Hmph, after talking for a long time, isn't it because you are moved because of me?" Xiao Ren became more and more proud.

"No, I'm just worried that you'll take this as a habit, and when I reach puberty, I'll have blood churning every day, which is very bad for my physical development."

Not hearing the flattery he hoped for from Tian Heyao, Xiaoren was a little dissatisfied: "Hmph, then you will die with this childlike innocence, I just want to torment you like this."

After the words fell, she stretched out her hand to grab the direction of Thresh Ji, Tian Heyao noticed that there was no reflection of Thresh Ji in her pupils, but this tentative reaching actually precisely touched Thresh Ji , but also the position of the chest.

"Huh? Why is it soft?" Xiaoren poked hard, very subtle, Tian Heyao felt that his chest was also being stabbed, but because it is the main body now, the synchronization rate is not high.

"Stop making trouble, you are poking her chest now," Tian Heyao said angrily, and Thresh Ji also slapped Xiao Ren's hand away.

"Breast?" Xiao Ren was taken aback, and gestured subconsciously, "Are they so big?"

"Yes, I calculated it myself. After Thresh Ji took off her armor, her body proportions are exactly the same as my Kempfa transformation."

"Impossible! You are lying to me! I have personally confirmed the size of your chest! It is definitely not that big!"

"...Stop, wait a minute, when did you confirm it?! How come I don't know about this kind of thing!"

"Of course you don't know, I secretly tested it while you were asleep!" Xiao Ren held his head up proudly, but his face changed soon, "Hey, that, I..."

Because on the other side, Tian Heyao had already put on an indifferent expression, and the disappointment in his eyes almost turned into substance.

"I..." Xiao Ren gave a dry laugh, and retreated unnaturally. After a while, he lost his composure and yelled, "Okay, I have something to do with your other form." Unreasonable thought! Who told you to learn that strange charm, my strength has not recovered now, and it is normal to be tricked!"

"I remember you said that the charm on me has no effect on you?" Tian Heyao asked doubtfully.

"You remember wrong."

"but......"

"You remember wrong." Xiaoren repeated seriously.

"I remember, it was you at the time..."

"You remember wrong." Xiao Ren posted it in front of Tian Heyao, emphasizing every word.

"...Okay, I misremembered."

Tian Heyao raised his hands to express his surrender, he knew very well in his heart that it was impossible for Xiaoren in the arrogant state to give in.

"Hmph, that's it."

Xiaoren raised his mouth and was about to say something, but at this moment, the door was suddenly opened from the outside.

"Ayao, Shinobu, you guys haven't woken up yet...?"

Just like that, Kanae's mother kept pushing the door open. In her field of vision, the naked adopted daughter was pushing the son who was also naked on the bed. For a moment, the expression on the mother's face was wonderful.

Chapter 530 Do you think there will be an update today?

Chapter 530: Do you think there will be a hydrology update today?In fact, there is a second cup!

(however past midnight)

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Two humans and a vampire, or two children and a mother, looked at each other and stopped moving at the same time.

Tsk tsk, it is simply the legendary open door kill.

Tian Heyao, who was pressed on the head of the bed, gloated a little, but when he thought that he was also the party involved and the victim, he immediately felt that he couldn't gloat.

I feel like, what do I have to do?

Since he was in the state of being "super fierce threat.jpg" by Shinobu from the very beginning, Tian Heyao now seems to be being forced by the other party to do some strange things.

But to be honest, this kind of seemingly intimate interaction is actually the daily life between him and Xiaoren when they are alone, because Xiaoren does not have the values ​​of normal human beings, she doesn't care about these ethical trivialities at all, so sometimes she will behave very unlimited, Unscrupulous.

Tian Heyao didn't even think about correcting the habit of vampires that the other party had maintained for hundreds of years. In the past few years, just letting Xiao Ren learn how to integrate into human society has already exhausted him physically and mentally.

I remember that at the very beginning, Xiaoren didn't like to wear clothes at all. In her words, "wearing rough products of human beings is simply a kind of blasphemy to my delicate skin!" In fact, she used to use When living as Heart under the Blade, the retro clothes on her body were all transformed by her own ability, in a sense it is a kind of naked body...

However, under Tian Heyao's repeated requests, Xiaoren still agreed to him. In public, she will act and live according to human rules, but in private, she will do whatever she wants. Unless Tianheyao is specially restrained, this willful and arrogant A vampire can definitely make the news every day.

It is precisely because he is used to Xiao Ren's limitlessness in private occasions that Tian Heyao even subconsciously feels that it is very reasonable for Xiao Ren to not wear clothes at home.

And under the current subtle development, these little habits are really deadly.

Tian Heyao had a headache. Facing Kanae's mother who fell into silence, he glanced at Xiaoren, but unexpectedly found that the vampire who was originally "the most proud old lady in the sky" also fell silent.

At this time, Shinobu was tense and did not dare to move. She closed her lips tightly and looked at Kanae's mother furtively from the corner of her eyes. The hands that were originally on Tian Heyao's body also grasped the bed sheet tightly.

【Hey, I said you! ] Xiaoren suddenly spoke with a soul link.

Tian Heyao blinked. 【what?Why are you so reserved all of a sudden? 】

【It's not because Kanae is here!I promised her to take good care of you last night, but now I can't explain it at all! 】

【yeah?Are you afraid of Kanae's mother? 】

[No, it's not that I'm afraid, it's mainly...that kind of... ah!You are bored to death!Anyway, hurry up and do something! 】

【Can I sing a song? "Today Is a Good Day" or something? 】

[I beat you to death! 】

Tian Heyao and Xiao Ren didn't have eye contact for a long time, because Kanae's mother at the door cleared her throat and showed a gentle smile on her face.

"Ayao, Shinobu, since you're all up, get dressed quickly and get down."

She completely ignored the ambiguous postures of the two children in the middle of the room, and she didn't intend to delve into what they were planning to do when they shared the bed with no clothes on in the room. The gentle smile on her face seemed to be tolerant of everything: " Mom will go down and help you prepare breakfast first, you two, hurry up, because Dad has to catch the ten o'clock plane..."

Saying this, Kanae's mother closed the door and left, leaving only Tian Heyao and Xiao Ren staring at each other.

After a while of silence, Tian Heyao asked Xiaoren curiously: "Um, what promise did you make in front of Kanae's mother last night?"

"You don't care!" Xiao Ren gave Tian Heyao a coquettish look, then jumped off the bed, picked up his clothes from the chair next to him, and quickly put them on.

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After a while, in the restaurant on the first floor of Tianhe’s house——

"Ayao, come eat this."

"Oh well."

Tian Heyao caught the char siew meat from Kanae's mother's chopsticks, and looked at the pile of meat in the bowl with a bitter face...

Is this really just breakfast? !

The daily breakfast in Tianhe’s family is usually just rice balls and pancakes, and the more complicated ones are ramen or rice in soup, which are things that can be sold in front of the restaurant.I am too busy in the morning, in order to take care of the family business, so whether it is a guest or a family member, most of the food that can be put on the table is the kind of simple process and quick procedures, and there are very few regular meals such as big fish and meat dishes to choose from.

But for some reason, char siew and fried pork cutlets appeared in the breakfast menu today. Shouldn't this kind of big meat be a luxury dish at night? !

However, after a closer look, Tian Heyao could tell that the ingredients for these dishes were bought in the supermarket with Kanae's mother last time. Judging by the amount, Kanae's mother should have used all the remaining ingredients to make it Had this hearty breakfast.

"Come on, Shinobu, come eat this."

"Well, thank you Kanae...Mom."

Shinobu also looked at the meat in her bowl with a troubled face. She glanced at Tian Heyao, wanting to transfer all the unfinished food to his bowl, but this kind of behavior would definitely not escape the attention of Kanae's mother. Sight, simply gave up.

"Today's breakfast is very luxurious." The heartless father Ono looked around, and finally turned his gaze to Kanae's mother, "Kanao, did you use all the leftover ingredients?"

"Well, because Dad is leaving today, and..." Kanae's mother smiled kindly, the light in her eyes almost turned into reality, "Besides, the children have grown up, so eating more good."

Tian Heyao and Xiao Ren glanced at each other secretly, then lowered their heads and continued to eat.

"Yeah, yeah, it's time for Ayao and Shinobu to grow up, and it's time to eat more." The simple Ono father echoed, it seemed that he still didn't understand the situation at all.

At the other end of the dining table, Mr. Arima seemed to have sensed something. He glanced at his daughter with a smile on his face, and then at the two children who were hardworking. He always felt that something was wrong.

But at this moment, Kanae's mother suddenly asked again, "Father, are you on the plane at ten o'clock in the morning?"

"Huh? Well, after this meal, I'm almost ready to go."

Saying this, Mr. Arima glanced at the entrance, where Azaki in a lady's suit was dutifully waiting with her luggage.

"Then when are you going to come over next time?" Kanae's mother asked.

"It's hard to say. The consortium is too busy. If I can come, I will try to arrange the schedule in advance."