please spare the pokemon

Fujiwara Yo is a person who likes to smile very much, and his smile can change a lot—gentleness when facing family members, sunshine when facing friends, and peace when facing strangers.But he has never shown such a smile, that smile is kind and warm, like a burning stove, and even reveals a hint of stupidity that I don't know how to describe.

Suddenly, the corner of Yao's clothes was pulled hard by someone.

Fujiwara Yo patted his face, turned around, and saw a tablet.

"Come on! Fujiwara Yao! Squat down! Let my sister take a sip!"

Yao glanced at Gaioka's bright red face, then at her cheongsam that was almost stained red by wine, shook her head, and put away the terminal. "No, I don't like the smell of wine."

Gaioka paused slightly.

"I'll give you another chance." She opened her hands towards Yao, and puffed out her ordinary chest. "Come into my arms, or go back to your mother..."

Fujiwara Yao turned around and pretended not to see her.

"Damn it! Fujiwara Yao! How dare you reject me!?" The drunken Lori Neptune was furious, she flew up and hugged Yao's leg without any explanation. "Fujiwara Yao! How dare you refuse the sea emperor's initiative? You are finished! Human beings are also finished! I said it! I will open the sea of ​​roots early tomorrow morning, expand the ocean area, and soak up the ashes of all human beings! Lose!"

Yao Jun held down Kaioka's face to prevent her from climbing up his body, and held the faintly aching forehead with his other hand. He began to doubt whether his decision to let Kaioka go was right or wrong. Wouldn't it be better for Crazy Lolita to kill Rogia and let Rogia take away the Sea King's power?

He reflexively applied for sideline assistance. "Charizard, are you there?"

"I'm here, Yao." A calm reply came from behind, Fujiwara Yao turned around, and the dragon maid was already standing one step away from him, and the red tail flame now showed a strange golden color, blazing like the sun. Yan, she stared at Fujiwara Yao's eyes quietly, with an aggressiveness in her eyes that she had never seen before.

Looking at the Dragon Maid in this appearance, Jun Yao seemed to have remembered something, he suddenly took a step back, his cheeks twitched unnaturally.

"Charizard, have you been drinking?"

"Yes, I drank a little." The maid's voice was as calm as usual, but her gaze was always on Yao's face, and her pair of red dragon eyes were almost on fire. "So Yao is looking for me for something?"

Fujiwara Yao took another step back, and said calmly: "No, it's not me, it's Ye Yibo who asked you for help, and asked me to come out and find you."

"Yeb! Where are you?" He shouted loudly.

"Brother looking for me?" The little guy ran over quickly, she obviously still hadn't recovered from the sword strike, and looked at Yao like a restless deer.

"You little idiot, are you confused by drinking?" Fujiwara Yoshi showed a big smile without hesitation, he leaned over and hugged Ye Yibu, and pushed Gaioka on his lap to the Dragon Maid. "Didn't you ask me to find a fire-breathing dragon?"

Ye Yibu blinked suspiciously, although he didn't understand what happened, but the sense of guilt towards his elder brother and the satisfaction of being hugged made the unlucky child immediately choose to take the blame. "Yes, yes, I have something to do with elder sister, thank you brother."

"You're welcome." Fujiwara Yo waved his hand, calmly brushed past Dragon Maid, and walked out of the izakaya. "I'm going to buy hangover soup for you."

"The hangover soup used by humans shouldn't be of much use to us, right?" Ye Yibu looked at Fujiwara Yao's back disappearing behind the gate in confusion, turned and looked up. "Sister, do we want to..."

And in the next second, the black-bellied Lolita's voice and smiling face deformed at the same time. "Sister! You, you're drinking!?"

……

The fire-breathing dragon returned to the wine table with Ye Yibu, who was obedient and dared not resist, and Gaioka, who was struggling endlessly. When he sat down, he snatched a piece of red wine from Menus' hand, and poured it into his mouth.

There was a sudden silence on the wine table, and the girls from the Fujiwara family watched the dragon maid quietly drinking with her head up, and looked at each other, for a while, no one dared to speak.

Feeling the change in the atmosphere, Sirona was taken aback for a moment, and she turned to look at Menus who was also in a daze. "what happens?"

"Here." Menus collected himself and handed over an empty wine glass. She gestured to the dragon maid who was drinking heavily with her chin. "Although I don't know who let this person touch alcohol, I want to say that you are in trouble."

"What?" Sirona poured the wine for Big Pink, and asked curiously, "Isn't Miss Maid's wine not very good?"

"This..." Menus showed a subtle smile. "I'm not easy to say, but there is a saying that seeing is believing..."

"Oh." Sirona nodded. The blond elder sister just asked casually, but she didn't care too much. Girls are also very cute when they are drunk and crazy. At that time, she had turned into a drunk cat, holding the owner of the cuckoo and shaking vigorously while howling: "Mr. Yao, I like you!"

Chapter 88 The Drunk Maid

"Not every drunk girl is as harmless as the host Ami." Menus reminded with a smile.

harmless?

Sirona glanced at the chestnut-haired double ponytails who had been pinched by Ami, and felt that the owner of the Rhododendron should have something to say at this time.

Menus sat a little closer. "In all fairness, Sirona, what kind of person do you think the fire-breathing dragon is?"

"Miss Maid?" Sirona thought for a while. "Aside from prejudice, he is a very serious and decent person."

"The description is very precise." Big Pink nodded in agreement. "But Miss Sirona, I think you should also understand that people are actually complex animals. Their hearts are always mixed with light and darkness. Even saints cannot avoid evil thoughts in their hearts. The reason why some people seem Serious and decent, because they have stronger self-control than ordinary people, they can restrain those evil thoughts and thoughts that shouldn't have, and keep them locked deep in their hearts."

"Overall, suppressing evil thoughts requires superhuman self-control, but alcohol is one of the things that can make people lose control, especially for people who don't drink very well."

"Are you implying something?" Sirona asked.

"It's not a hint." Big Pink gently shook the red wine in the glass. "I'm explaining to you so that you can be mentally prepared."

Menus took a sip of the red wine, stretched out her fingers, and a thin stream of water was pulled out of the air, turning around her body into a thin barrier of torrents—【Water Flow Circle】.

"Sister Menus, set me a [Water Flow Circle] too." Ye Yibu also came over at this time, pitifully asking for help, her pair of long grass ears that were usually erected on the top of her head were nervous at this moment. Fold back like the wings of an airplane. "I don't want to face the eldest sister in this state."

Sirona couldn't help but glanced to the right. Maid Dragon was sitting alone in the corner. She just drank heavily and kept silent.

"To be honest, I don't see any tendency for the maid lady to be wrong." Sirona said suspiciously: "This is the third bottle of wine she has drunk, but I didn't even see the slightest hint of drunkenness on her face." .”

"Because it's only in the stage of accumulating power now, if you don't believe me, you can try to mention Fujiwara Yoshi these three in front of her..."

Menus suddenly kept silent, because some kind of extremely terrifying energy suddenly locked on this side, and the three of them turned their heads mechanically, only to find that the dragon maid had put down the empty wine bottle and was staring at him coldly. here.

"You guys just mentioned the name Fujiwara Yoshi, right?"

Whether it is the free-spirited Menus or the bad-tempered Yeib consciously kept silent at this time, Sirona was frightened and froze all over. The dragon maid is cold and reticent on weekdays, and she consciously restrains her dragon prestige in most parts of the world. In people's eyes, she is just a beautiful and cold maid, but now after drinking, the dragon maid's aura is fierce and violent, just like the mad dragon finally tore off the girl's disguise, and can't wait to spit poisonous flames to the world. For a moment, even the battle-tested Sinnoh champion dared not look directly into her oppressive eyes.

"If I hear that name again, the three of you will understand what happens next."

After the cold explanation, the maid took another bottle of brand new red wine that had not yet been opened, and the flame flickered away, and the bottle neck melted silently.

"Okay, I probably understand what you mean by accumulating power." Sirona took out the poke ball that bit Lu Shark fiercely, her face pale. "What's going to happen next?"

"Have you ever gone out to drink with your friends? The process is similar, and when you drink enough, you will start to complain about the unsatisfactory things." Yeib sighed. "Just listen to it quietly, and don't forget to protect yourself."

"Protect yourself!?" Sirona's hair stood on end.

"Oh, it's about to start." Menus said suddenly.

"Fuji! Hara! Yao!" The huge roar overwhelmed all the noise, and the girls looked at the source of the sound suspiciously, only to find that the originally clear and peaceful Miss Dragon Maid had red eyes at this time, and she firmly grasped the wine bottle with her right hand. Then it turned into fragments and exploded. "You scumbag!"

The girls looked back and stopped paying too much attention. The girls sitting here more or less had a little bit of unreasonable thoughts about a certain guy, and at such a lively banquet, it was inevitable that a few drunks would run around. The cat came out and poured out bitter water. Before the dragon maid broke out, the name Fujiwara Yoshi had been mentioned dozens of times in various tones, such as anger, sorrow, shyness or joy.

"Didn't the eldest sister just say that brother's name is not allowed?" Ye Yibu pressed in a low voice. "Why is she herself..."

"No, I think what she meant was 'none of you are allowed to mention that name, only I can mention it'. You know, dragons are like this, they don't want to monopolize all the time." Menus shrugged. "When she was human, there were maid creeds and sisterhood to help suppress her. After drinking, she is completely inhuman."

"What are you talking about?" The pair of red dragon eyes suddenly swept over.

"That's right." Menus took the initiative to take up the conversation, and seemed to be extremely experienced in handling such emergencies. "We were talking about a bad guy just now. When he hooked us up, it was called an initiative, but after the hookup, he gave us one by one to play. It's really bad."

"Well said! Bad! Too bad! Fujiwara Yao is a big scumbag who doesn't understand people's hearts!"

"Asshole! I also want to be hugged to sleep! I also want to take a bath together! I also want to be patted on the head! I also want to hold your hand in the sun and go shopping with a smile! Especially I want to lie on your bed Touch your belly on your chest and discuss the child's name!" Maid Dragon slapped the table heavily. "I'm embarrassed to take the initiative, don't you know that you invited me? I'm your maid! A personal maid who can do anything! Why don't you understand!?"

With one palm, the wine table was torn apart and collapsed.

So terrifying.

"Oh, it seems that I have accumulated a lot of pressure." Menus looked at his good sister with pity written on his face.

Ye Yibu took a weird look at Big Pink, as a member of the Fujiwara family, she knew the inside story, most of her big sister's humble little dreams were done by Menus who took the initiative to drag Fujiwara Yoshi.

Looking at the thick wooden table that was fragmented into firewood, the smile on Sirona's face gradually became forced. She didn't think her body could compare to the [-] cm thick natural log.

"That... I'll go and see Ami." The blond-haired Yujie stood up holding the wine glass, and just as she turned around, she felt a sinking on her shoulders, and the scorching heat slowly approached.

The Sinnoh champion turned his head tremblingly, and met those blood-stained dragon pupils...

Chapter 89 The Drunk Maid

"You missed a great opportunity to get out of here."

Menus smiled and poured wine for Sirona.

"I don't think it's a good opportunity." Sirona, who sat down next to Menus again, complained in a low voice: "I feel that if I dared to take another step forward, there would be a hundred big words on the back of my head immediately. Blow up."

"You think too much, this is the conscience of the Fujiwara family, even if you are drunk, don't worry that she will lose control and attack you."

"Of course, accidental injury is not counted." Ye Yibu added quietly: "It seems that she accidentally demolished a house, and you happened to be crushed under it. This has nothing to do with the eldest sister, right?"

Sirona shivered at the same time as the biting land shark staying in the ball.

"Look outside!" Nazi's voice suddenly sounded. "what is that?"

The Sinnoh champion turned his head and found that a prairie fire had ignited out of thin air outside the window. Those flames formed a wall and surrounded the bar like a cage.

"Oh, it's 【Flame Vortex】." Menus applauded lightly. "It seems that I have absorbed the lesson from the last time I complained, but the audience ran away completely."

The hall owners gradually stopped drinking and having fun, and they consciously gathered towards Menus and Sirona, staring nervously at the dragon maid who had almost changed into a different person.

"Why did the maid become like this?" Sirona asked softly.

"That would be a long story."

"It's okay, take your time, anyway, there is plenty of time now."

"Well, some things are not afraid of being known to you, after all, you are Yao-kun's childhood sweetheart." Menus explained with a suppressed voice: "Although the fire-breathing dragon is Yao-kun's personal maid, she is also the big housekeeper of the entire Fujiwara family. And she is a serious and responsible person, whether it is ethnic disputes in the back mountain or baby fights in the breeding house, as long as she is at home, all matters, big or small, must be handled by her. The heavy housework makes her have no time to improve herself Her strength, now her combat power is not even ranked among the top three in the Fujiwara family."

As soon as the words fell, Menus laughed dryly twice. "Of course, the fire-breathing dragon in a drunk state does not count. At this time, even if she is an adult, she has to stay away."

Sirona nodded to show her understanding. The elves are undoubtedly the life that pursues victory and strength, and wasting time in trivial matters is undoubtedly a torment for them.

"Of course, that's not the point." Menus pointed straight ahead. At this moment, the Dragon Maid was kneeling on the ground, staring blankly at the floor in front of her. On it, the three big characters of Fujiwara Yao were burnt out with a raging fire. The maid stared at the name through gritted teeth, raised her hand several times to make a fist, and then lowered it several times.

Even in a state of drunken rage, even if it was just a name, she was still reluctant to use force against him.

"The most critical problem is still a scumbag." Menus commented.

Sirona nodded vigorously, and she could understand this better. The big scumbag Fujiwara who plays with the girl's heart is really damned!

"Oh, how pitiful, the pressure of managing the entire family, the pressure of being constantly surpassed by younger generations, the pressure of liking Mr. Yao more and more but being more and more difficult to be satisfied, the backlog of these things will make people crazy." Menus said Got excited, turned to Ye Yibu again. "By the way, Ye Yibo, what did the Charizard do when it got drunk last time?"

"I blew up my bedroom, steamed up a lake, stood at the bottom of the lake and asked my brother to jump down to kiss her, and to hug her to sleep, otherwise I would jump into the sea and commit suicide." Ye Yibu couldn't say a word, she was envious He also tried to learn this method of drinking madness, but in the end, he was pressed by Fujiwara Yao on his thigh and slapped his butt wildly.

"Come into my bedroom last night and let me open my mouth and stick my fingers in! Turns out just to see if my teeth can make new knives! Bastards! It's not you if you don't have a bloody mouth that smells like blood or grass juice Is the dish right?" Maid Dragon was still complaining endlessly, her voice became louder and her emotions became more and more agitated, and finally she even started to cry. "I've been quietly licking your fingers, how do you want me to hint!? Kiss me! Why don't you kiss me! You bastard! Scumbag!"

She finally couldn't help swinging her fist. This fist avoided Fujiwara Yoshi's name and hit the floor. The ground of the bar shook, and the storm brought by the fist rushed out of the window, and the vortex of flames ignited and boiled.

"Oh! The heroine is good at boxing." Menus applauded from the side. "I suggest giving that scumbag another [Flame Fist]!"

Sirona couldn't hold back anymore, she jumped up, pinching Menus' neck with both hands. "Bastard! It's already this time! Why are you still fanning the flames so calmly, Menus!?"

"No way, who told me to be an elf of the water system." Menus took a step back to avoid it, and the old god spread his hands. "Relax, Sirona, I'm doing a good deed. In this case, letting the fire-breathing dragon vent her vent is the best choice."

Big Pink glanced at the raging fire outside the window, as if she felt unsafe, so she raised her hand and brushed two [Water Flow Rings] on her body to form three layers of defense, and finally showed a reassuring smile.

"That's right, that's right! Water defeats fire! Even if a fire-type dragon is ten times more terrifying, it won't scare our water-type dragon!" Kyoka, who was lying on the ground, laughed wildly and slapped the floor. The inventory in Liuli City has been completely drunk since then. "Although Arceus is old, has a broken mouth, and a dirty heart, but just because of this, I like her!"

Yeib, who was hiding behind Menus, poked his head out, glanced at Gaioka indifferently, and once again made a judgment in his heart that this smelly dwarf with a flat chest and mouth was nothing to worry about.

At this time, Maid Dragon's resentment seemed to be at its peak, she slowly raised her hand, her breathing gradually became heavy, hot scarlet mist overflowed from her body, revealing a pungent bloody smell.

"This is..." Gaioka couldn't help but shuddered as she stared at the blood. She raised her head suddenly, and she was half sober from the wine immediately. She had already recognized what kind of trick it was.

——Those blood energy is being transformed into the power of an angry dragon!

"[Abdominal drum]!?" Now, even Menus' expression became ugly. "Damn it! When did she learn that?"

Big Pink stood up. "Wait a minute! Good sister, calm down first..."

boom! ! !

On another street, Fujiwara Yoshi who was carrying sober soup looked at the black smoke rising in the distance, scratched his head, and turned around as if nothing had happened.

——May the teacher reach the peace of Nirvana as soon as possible.

At this time, a pair of delicate hands suddenly covered Yao's eyes, and someone jumped onto him, and a sticky and sweet calling sounded in Fujiwara Yao's ears.

"Yao sauce~~~"

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Ps: belly drum, one of Pokémon's unique moves, the effect is to sacrifice half of the maximum health, and increase your attack power to the limit

Chapter 90 Monthly Reading

In the early morning of the next day, Liuli Gymnasium.

The Dragon Maid, who finally woke up from the hangover, was standing at the door of Yo Fujiwara's bedroom with a heavy expression on her face.