My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"Touch more, calm down." After patting Yu Xinyue's shoulder, Tang Yi finished soothing her, and opened the long gift box in front of him full of anticipation.

Then, the eyes lit up...

"GTX1660ti!"

Tang Yi is about to rush.

"Heh, a cunning guy who likes you."

When everyone didn't understand what happened, Yu Xinyue gave that silly white sweet look with disdain.

"Hee hee hee……"

Touching her head, Lin Xuefei smiled embarrassingly.The reason for embarrassment is because when Tang Yi raised the graphics card high, he would see something that must be embarrassing.

"This is?"

Under the graphics card, there seems to be a...

Marriage Registration Form.

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Chapter 240 IX Sending You Into Tangerine

The marriage registration form, as the name suggests, is the form that needs to be filled out when getting married.

A form, as the name suggests, is a voucher for writing down your own information with a pen.

and so……

"Where's my pen?"

"Hey! You really plan to fill it in!"

Although Yu Xinyue and Tan Xi have different positions, and even unilaterally ridicule the other person from time to time (Yu Xinyue is the one who complained), but at this time, they surprisingly managed to speak in unison, just because they watched After getting to the form...

Tang Yi, who was a Tucao servant, actually planned to register seriously.

"You guys...don't disturb Brother Tang Yi!" With a blushing face, Lin Xuefei stood up excitedly, hugged Tang Yi's arm, and felt strongly against them for their incapable confession and not letting herself court. dissatisfied.

"It's fun." Luo Siyu looked at the three people playfully, with an interesting expression on his face, and he was not interesting enough, so he turned his head to look at Fang Yuan, "Is it the president?"

"Minors cannot get married." Fang Yuan, who came from a police background, looked at this matter from a unique perspective. "This form will expire when she becomes an adult, so it will be invalid."

"...the truth."

Luo Siyu felt that Fang Yuan was not very funny, so she could only stop smiling.

"She's already given this, so when will I wait if I don't marry?" They couldn't hold back their determination not to work hard, let alone interrupt his foolish behavior, "Just sign this and it's done! That's right... Xiao Loli, promise brother, I will be such a cute loli."

"Uh-huh!"

Although she doesn't know what kind of loli Tang Yi likes, Lin Xuefei thinks that as long as there is love, everything is not a problem!

"What do you want to do to the child, go crazy!"

Of course, Tan Xi would not allow Tang Yi to do such a ghostly thing, so he directly locked his neck to stop the farce immediately.

"Idiot, idiot, idiot!" And Yu Xinyue, cooperating with Tan Xi, went too far.Picking up the marriage registration form filled with Lin Xuefei's information, it was shredded into pieces.Afterwards, he stared at Lin Xuefei viciously and issued a warning, "If you do this kind of thing again, you won't see this lolicon anymore!"

"Ah, it's too much." Tang Yi felt that he was really guilty, "It would be too cruel to let Loli disappear just for this kind of thing."

"I made you disappear!"

"..." No way, Tang Yi touched Lin Xuefei's head with a smile, and said in a soft voice, "It's still too early for this kind of thing, wait for brother... Uh-"

When Yu Xinyue's heavy punch hit her abdomen, Tang Yi realized that birthday stars don't have the right to have sex.

"OK, all right."

With tears in the corners of her eyes, Lin Xuefei nodded expectantly.

The episode of the marriage registration form was killed in the cradle amidst the upsurge of opposition.

"Whose will it be next?" Luo Siyu asked curiously, "Is the president coming?"

"Yeah." There was no objection, Fang Yuan nodded peacefully, and then pushed her gift box in front of Tang Yi.The originally serious face suddenly became more serious, "Happy birthday."

At this time, it wasn't just the beast who was staring at the gift box... the birthday star Tang Yi, and others were also curious about what this unsmiling and indifferent beautiful girl would give.

"The box is quite big." Tang Yi held his breath and put his hand down slowly.Then, little by little, he lifted the seemingly grand box cover, opened it, and was shocked, "This..."

"This one……"

Yu Xinyue, Luo Siyu, Tan Xi, and Lin Xuefei all stared blankly at the same time.

What was quietly and regularly folded in the box was a set of not-low-level police uniforms.The police uniform looks old, as if it was suddenly taken out after being pressed in the bottom of the box for many years, but the solemnity will only become heavier due to the accumulation of years.

"This is real?"

Raising his head, Tang Yi asked word by word.

"En." Fang Yuan nodded, and there was not a single word of nonsense in her answer.

However, Tang Yi felt that she should say some nonsense to explain...

"If you wear it out, it should be against the law, right?" Tang Yi asked slowly.

"A fine of 1000 yuan and an administrative detention of no more than ten days."

"Oh……"

Fang Yuan's birthday present: Send you to the prison.

Could it be that the handcuffs should be taken out in the next second?

"I'm asking..." Tang Yi asked the rest of the people a question that they wanted to ask but couldn't ask, "This police uniform belongs to the president's father?"

"...Mmm." This time, Fang Yuan paused.

On Tang Yi's birthday, she gave her a relic.

Others don't understand the reasons for this, and maybe Tang Yi doesn't understand all of it, but at this time, even if you are a birthday star, you should be devout.

"I'll keep it safe."

Tang Yi nodded, covered the gift box gently, and then showed a shallow smile.

"Okay, now it's my turn?"

As the facilitator of the atmosphere and the initiator of trouble, Luo Siyu also acted as the icebreaker of the topic, and with her bright smile, she gave a gift that made people uneasy.

"Um……"

Luo Siyu's photo of the emperor's new clothes?

Tang Yi's photo of the emperor's new clothes?

A photo of the emperor's new clothes when Luo Siyu paraded with Tang Yi?

Damn, I'm so panicked.

"Quickly open it and have a look, it's absolutely impossible for Tang Yi to guess." Luo Siyu said with a smile.

"Yes, open it quickly." Tan Xi also echoed anxiously, after all, the gifts given by the girls so far are a bit frightening.

"coming."

After breathing heavily, Tang Yi slowly opened the gift box...

What appeared inside, as Luo Siyu said, was something Tang Yi hadn't thought of at all...

"What a beautiful watch!"

Tan Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yeah, it's so pretty."

Lin Xuefei also breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this big sister's rank is not high.

"Oh……"

Only Yu Xinyue was not so comfortable. After looking at Tang Yi's slightly disappointed eyes, and then at Luo Siyu's bright smile, she realized that her brother had been caught miserably.

"Very good." Like everyone else, Tang Yi still praised Luo Siyu's gift.

"As long as Tang Yi likes it." Luo Siyu replied with a smile.

Maintaining a certain sense of self and mystery is the unique temperament that distinguishes Luo Siyu from others. Her goal is very clear.

"OK, let's cut the cake."

Yu Xinyue suggested.

"feed me!"

Because she was afraid of Yu Xinyue, Alice hid behind Tang Yi and protested in a low voice.

"Tsk."

Yu Xinyue was speechless with displeasure.

Finally, after opening Alice's gift box, it means the end of the presentation session.

"Alice's..."

Tang Yi sighed and opened the box.

Compared with other gifts, Tang Yi loves this thing so much.

because……

It was a real estate certificate.

Chapter 250 The First Gift

"Alice—what kind of person do you compare me to?!"

Because of being underestimated, Tang Yi hugged Alice's real estate certificate angrily, and refuted loudly.

"But what you've shown is not a tough attitude at all!"

Taking back the real estate certificate in Tang Yi's hands, Tan Xi silently returned this valuable certificate to Alice's hands, and guarded against the stupid man behind him who could get married for the sake of a graphics card and be a dog for the house.

"You..." Alice shrank behind Tang Yi, facing the real estate certificate that Tan Xi returned to her, she regarded it as a hot potato, she didn't take it directly, but said slowly to Tang Yi, "Aren't you... ...Missing my house...for a long time?"

"...This gift is too thoughtful."

Tang Yi cried.

"What a ghost! Do you dare to accept this kind of gift?" Tan Xi broke down a bit. Sure enough, being caught among these local tyrants, his common sense would be crushed to scum by them bit by bit.However, just after complaining, she found a problem, "You don't go to Alice's house often, do you?"

"Not often..."

The corners of Tang Yi's mouth twitched a few times, and his answer was a bit difficult.After all, the first time I came to Alice's house, I started my life's amateur show of women's clothing.

"It's just that kind of..." Alice also slowly took the blame, and slowly added, "It is possible to add a name to the real estate certificate."

"I'm so impressed!"

Tang Yi suddenly felt that this birthday was extremely fulfilling.

"Today I want to teach foreigners about my Chinese Kungfu."

Rolling up her sleeves, Yu Xinyue wanted to hang Alice up and beat her.

"My family also has a lot of houses." Lin Xuefei looked at Tang Yi and took out a spare marriage registration form.

"My Chinese kung fu, I specialize in beating foreigners and big dogs!"

Yu Xinyue felt that Lin Xuefei would not be able to escape today.

"Hee hee, isn't it really interesting, President?" Luo Siyu, who was sitting next to Fang Yuan, started talking to the calm and beautiful girl who had nothing to do with him.

"Only the names of the spouse, children, and parents can be added to the real estate certificate without a loan." Fang Yuan said in popular science.

"...I got it, thank you."

Luo Siyu wanted to change seats with Yu Xinyue, after all, Fang Yuan next to her was the type she couldn't handle.