My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"Once every two days, isn't it every day?!" Yu Xinyue widened her eyes, intending to verbally challenge the Confucians.

"The key point is that you don't do it once every two days."

"..."

Staggering Alice, Yu Xinyue punched Tang Yi in the chest. The man who criticized a lot was finally sanctioned.

No wonder Alice is afraid, this guy has something to do with beating people.

"Actually, it's nothing..." Using ambiguous words, Tan Xi fooled awkwardly, "Some topics that cannot be discussed in front of boys are normal among girls."

Then, when she had just finished speaking, her eyes suddenly aligned...

"Boys, get out."

The lines are also consistent.

"..." Tang Yi felt a little aggrieved, "I'm a birthday star, right?"

"Everyone, stop making trouble. Don't talk about this, let's think about what to play next?"

Because of guilty conscience, Tan Xi offered to propose.

"Playing? I've made gifts, cakes and wishing, everyone..." Holding his forehead, Tang Yi said politely and softly, "Should I go back..."

Of course, the so-called longevity is just a sacrifice for everyone to get together and have fun, and it only has a symbolic meaning.

In summary, Tang Yi's words are useless.

Everyone has already thought of the group activities that will follow, until a voice appears...

"Dating?"

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Braised fish has something to say

Braised Fish in Braised Fish: Yesterday I had a hangover from drinking with my roommate, and I felt a little uncomfortable. I wanted to hold back a little bit, and sent out the update at night. After thinking about it, I decided to forget it. What I wrote like that is meaningless.So let's not update it for now, let's make it up later when I have a chance, anyway, I can't escape the double every day.

Reader: If you can't write it, don't write it, take a good rest.

Chapter 250 Four is dating, so troublesome

Apartment, security room on the first floor.

"The high school students nowadays are better at playing than we were at that time, and they take girls to study at home. Hehe, they call it study in the name, but they don't know what they are doing." Holding a thermos, an uncle , is making a profound summary of the indiscriminate behavior of young people in modern society.

"Yes, there are also girls who actually go to the boy's house to celebrate their birthday together. It's called holding a cake to celebrate the birthday. I don't know what is being born or what is being celebrated. It's really enviable...angry!" Another The uncle who read the newspaper also strongly agreed.

"Yes, yes, but in the final analysis, there is still a problem with the man. Those who bring girls to play in their apartment are all perverts!" Suddenly, the problem escalated to the level of personal attacks.

"The one who brought two girls to his apartment is a sex monster!" Not only did it rise to a life attack, but the boy who brought the girls home was also classified as lust.

"Three...three are beasts!"

"Four... four... God, there are still people who bring four girls home? This... how..."

At this time, the first three, the rear one, the left one, and the right one, Tang Yi walked out of the apartment slowly with six girls.

"Niuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Swallowing their saliva, the two uncles felt deeply ashamed for their short-sightedness and being out of touch with society - they were young and did not work hard!

"Too conspicuous..."

After walking out of the apartment door, I entered the night-covered street.Although today is not a weekend, seven or eight o'clock is also the most prosperous and leisurely time of the day.Elegant and graceful school girl, blond mixed-race, slender and natural girl who can lick white silk, loli group, wife with long hair... I have to say, all kinds of girls around me make Tang Yi feel like a fool in an urban novel The rich second generation is surrounded by monkeys all the time.

"Fuck, what kind of winner in life is this? There are too many girls, right!"

"Holy shit, how many mines do you have to have at home! Can't compare, can't compare..."

"Let's compare his appearance first. This man is so handsome. It's normal for several... several women to chase after him."

The voices of the melon-eating crowd kept filling Tang Yi's ears.Luo Siyu, who was beside him with a bright smile, brought him into a bad situation.If it goes on like this, maybe someone will follow him to the end, to see where he can lead these girls to the same destination?

If it is a hotel, it will hurt the kidneys.

"Ahem..." Of course, Tang Yi didn't want to be treated that way.So, turning around and facing all kinds of beautiful girls, he raised a small red flag that he didn't know where to draw out, and said in an unexpectedly skilled tour guide's voice, "The next thing we're going to The place is the shopping mall. In the shopping mall, I hope that everyone can buy a lot, rush to buy, and introduce others to buy. If you don’t shop, or if the shopping amount does not reach [-] yuan, will there be any unpleasantness during this trip? I can't guarantee that."

"..."

Because of Tang Yi's sudden reversal, the crowd of onlookers has been reduced by half. After all, there is no vulgar development they like to watch.

"...What are you doing, senior!" Tan Xi was almost speechless to Tang Yi, "Don't do this, you'll be ashamed..."

"You don't understand..." Holding his forehead, Tang Yi felt a little complicated.

If there are six men with one woman, no matter how you look at it, there is no problem. If it is a man with six women, the picture will become very connotative.Therefore, Tang Yi was treated like this, no matter how he thought it was because the man's mind was too filthy, and everything he thought was wrong.

"Guide, are we going to the mall?"

Fang Yuan asked curiously.

"Sister, don't act with him!" Tan Xi felt that Fang Yuan spoiled Tang Yi.

"Recently, there seem to be some discounts and lottery games in the mall." Because she is no longer the eldest lady, Luo Siyu also began to pay attention to the tips of ordinary life.

"Cake...cake shop..."

Alice, who shrank behind Tang Yi, raised an objection.

"Cake ass, I'm annoyed when I see cakes now!" Yu Xinyue vetoed it with one vote.

"I...I...don't pull me!"

Alice was gnashing her teeth angrily by Yu Xinyue. She couldn't bear the fact that today was Tang Yi's birthday but she couldn't eat cake.

"Sister Alice, forget it, don't do this..." Seeing that Alice was about to fight Yu Xinyue again, Lin Xuefei hurriedly hugged her waist to prevent the situation from getting worse.

However, after her persuasion, the violent and conceited Alice became even more excited.

"Look... see if I don't... blow you up!"

Lin Xuefei was almost unable to hold the runaway Alice until...

"Don't pull her, there will be a battle between them." The honest man Tang Yi said the truth.

"Oh..." Lin Xuefei nodded blankly, and let go of Alice who wanted to make Yu Xinyue cry.

In the end, it was not as bloody and brutal as she had imagined...

"There is no... thing, don't... nonsense."

Alice, who was suddenly stared at by Yu Xinyue, was as quiet as a deaf-mute canary, glanced left, meowed right, then squinted her eyes, and smiled as hard as she could.

"The shopping mall is not bad. It's just a good time to buy some snacks, board games, cards and other things. After shopping, you can continue to play." Tan Xi suggested pleasantly.

"Ok?"

If Tang Yi heard it right, it's already seven or eight o'clock, eight or nine o'clock after shopping, and after that, they have to go back to the apartment to play board games until eleven or twelve o'clock?

Could there be seven people crammed into one apartment after all the buses stop running?

How is it possible to sleep like this!

wrong……

This is not the crux of the matter.

"Buy some beds and you'll be able to sleep in it." Fang Yuan used a mind-reading technique on Tang Yi.

"... Isn't this unhealthy?" For the first time, Tang Yi hoped that the chairman would come to justice.

"Well... birthday, it doesn't count."

Fang Yuan, who was going to twist the armbands of the student union, found out that she didn't wear armbands at all, so she couldn't even care about the form, and just talked nonsense.

"Go as soon as you've decided, it's stupid to stand outside." Yu Xinyue was a little concerned about the gazes around her, touched her arm, and said uncomfortably.

"Fine……"

Because he couldn't resist, Tang Yi could only make the final decision formally.

Then, the seven started their own shopping trip.

but……

Tang Yi, who is sextile, doesn't seem to have ushered in the fate of sextile.

"Hey! What's going on in the mall today? So many people?"

On the first floor of the five-story shopping mall, seven students who were not considered tall were scattered by the crowd.

Then, each followed the team and was transported to different places.

"Guide, what should I do?"

Staring at the little red flag in Tang Yi's hand, only Fang Yuan remained.

Chapter 250 Five Finding the Most Compatible Couple

"I didn't expect it to be a foreshadowing..."

Looking at the little red flag in his hand, Tang Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly.At the same time, looking at Fang Yuan, a calm girl with white silk in front of her, she seemed to feel a little better.After all, if I was with those five noisy guys, my birthday might really be spent in twitter, but with Fang Yuan, at least two hours of silence could be guaranteed...

"I really want to make a fuss."

However, after doing this in her mind, Fang Yuan looked at Tang Yi solemnly, and emphasized the matter solemnly.

"For...why?"

Tang Yi was a little dazed. Fang Yuan was usually a quiet and beautiful girl except for being noisy when sweeping porn. What happened today?

"Just now, everyone was having trouble together." A faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, she didn't look directly at Tang Yi, but looked at the air, Fang Yuan said to herself, "I'm very happy."

"...Then let's make a fuss." Tang Yi didn't object.

An extremely serious person may desire to be trained more than anyone else in his heart.In the same way, those quiet guys may also have a second personality in their hearts that aims to become a super raper.

Sorry, I said it casually.

Fang Yuan wouldn't be there to rap with skr, skr, it's too incongruous.

"Yeah." Nodding her head, exhaling lightly, Fang Yuan regarded today as her relaxation day.

However, others won't let them relax so easily...

With a beep, the phone rang.

"Hey! Where are you? There is a golden-haired foreigner next to me, and I can't see you at all!"

Yu Xinyue's irritable voice came from the phone, and at the same time, Alice's trembling voice was also mixed in.

This combination is a bit interesting.

"I can't see you either... How about you play first, eat what you want, and buy what you want." Tang Yi didn't say that he was with Fang Yuan, but used Tai Chi to put Yu Xin first. Yue fooled it, "By the way, the foreigner next to you has an annual income of several million."

"Huh?! You said it earlier, I almost beat her to tears for the second round." Yu Xinyue said dissatisfied, speechless.

"The second round? Well, I didn't hear it. You guys had a lot of fun. Gather at the door after the end." Tang Yi said wearily.

"Okay, okay, hang up."

With a beep, the phone was hung up, and Yu Xinyue was soothed by Tang Yi.

However, just as Tang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, Tan Xi's call seized the line again.

"Senior! We've been squeezed to the second floor! It's in that...that underwear area, ahhh! What do you want me to say?!"

Apart from Tan Xi's screams, what entered Tang Yi's ears were the voices of Lin Xuefei and Luo Siyu.

"When will I be able to wear such sexy underwear like Sister Siyu?"

"This? After high school, I don't quite understand."

"Sister Tan Xi is also a high school student, why does she..."

In short, from the phone, the three of them had a good time.

"You guys have fun... It's not convenient for me to go there now, it's a bit crowded." Tang Yi said without confidence.