My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"Ok!"

The ten gangsters hurriedly took off the helmets, and like the gophers in Whack-a-mole, colorful heads popped out one after another, one with yellow hair, and the other with yellow hair...

"This year's bastards can't do it."

Tang Yi clicked his tongue and shook his head feeling bored. If the bosozoku want to become bigger and stronger and achieve greater glory, they must have a clear team positioning, such as a ghost fire, and then dragging a shovel to form a team on the road for racing; For example, watermelon head in tight pants and tights, playing beats and twisting in People's Square; another example is a yellow silk scarf tied on the head, who claims to be a gold thief.However, this gang of yellow-haired gangsters who are all dyed with inferior dyes will definitely not go far. They may have a market in Southeast Asia when they debuted a few years ago.

"That...Brother, what do you want us to do?" the leader, the yellow-haired explosive head, asked Tang Yi angrily.

"Pants off!"

"what?"

"Need I remind you again?"

"Okay, okay! Get off quickly! You bunch of trash, get off too!"

After the simple conversation, these yellow hairs quickly cleaned themselves up, and then looked at Tang Yi one after another, with confusion, shame, nervousness, and anticipation in their eyes...

Suddenly, there was a "click", and after the shutter sounded crisply on the mobile phone camera and a dazzling white light flashed, the group of people froze in place, dumbfounded.

"The photo is in my hand. If I meet you again, especially in such a secluded and deep alley, prepare to debut as a backstreet girl." Tang Yi shook his head in front of these gangsters with dull eyes. Shake the phone.

Although the punks had thousands of words, they were all stuck in their throats. After seeing the huge gap in strength, they didn't have any thoughts of disobedience.

"Brother, can we go now?"

"What are you thinking? Is that the case with the Headless Horseman? Give me the original price of 2000 yuan in compensation, as well as [-] yuan per month for maintenance, spiritual compensation, funeral expenses for the head seven of the Headless Horseman, and ..."

"Just tell me how much you want..."

"Huh? Do you think I'm blackmailing you?" Tang Yi picked up the gangster's collar, stared at his murderous eyes, and punched him on the forehead. "How dare you vulgarize my relationship with the Headless Horseman?" , be careful I beat you!"

"You've already beaten me... No, no, I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!"

Finally, after Tang Yi used reason to blackmail... no, he claimed a sum of money from these bastards, and said goodbye to them in a calm tone: "Get out, remember, you need to get out."

After spending a few minutes cleaning up the gangsters, Tang Yi turned his attention to Han Lei again. Of course, the place was already empty. When the gangsters kowtowed, Han Lei took the opportunity to escape. Tang Yi thought he would do it. A real man for a second, but still overrated.

Stretching ten fingers, making a "quack" sound, and looking at the three-storey building in front of him for a few seconds, Tang Yi put his hands in his trouser pockets, slowly took a few steps, then bent his legs, exerted force on his calves, and took a relaxed step. Jumping up, stepping on the top of the three-story building in front of him, Tang Yi easily stepped across the scattered buildings, just like the FC handle game in the early years, looking at the building and wanting to jump.

Finally, on the roof of a tall five-story building, Tang Yi locked onto Han Lei who had only run a few hundred meters away because of the twists and turns of the alley.Then, he took a deep breath, and ran like a flat bottom between the buildings...

"What, what kind of monster is this?" Han Lei was still afraid to run while holding onto the wall, because his legs and feet were weak, and the idea of ​​rushing out in one breath was difficult to implement, so he could only distance himself as much as possible and keep calm, " I shouldn't be able to catch up now..."

"Boom!" Tang Yi descended from the sky.

Before Han Lei could react to what happened, a sweeping leg directly covered his face, sunken, twisted, and then excruciating pain. Just like that, Han Lei was kicked hard by Tang Yi When he reached the wall, every inch of muscle in his body was in severe pain like being torn.

"Ah—" The painful groan came from Han Lei, his mouth was full of blood and his teeth overflowed. He had no ability to resist, and he watched Tang Yi walk towards him step by step.

"It's really useless. The whole waste material is clearly ready to fight. Why do you want to escape suddenly? Don't let people look down on you, bastard! Although, the premise of looking up to you has never existed from the beginning..." Tang Yi raised his fist, aimed at Han Lei's face, and punched him straight after a while...

Looking at Tang Yi with an indifferent face, Han Lei's anger was filled to the brim, as if in a daze, he laughed out of his wits: "Fuck! Hit me!"

The sound was infinitely amplified in the alley, like a beast rushing out of a cage, without fear.However, it soon came to an abrupt end.

The wall next to the ear cracked directly, and Han Lei, who brushed past death, found himself underestimated by Tang Yi again.

"Slip away." Swinging his palm, Tang Yi turned and left directly, as if nothing happened.

"...You're playing with me! What the hell are you playing with me? You..." Han Lei, curled up like a caterpillar, buried his head on the ground, crying hopelessly, "You're playing with me again..."

Tang Yi, who finished all this, didn't feel very happy. On the contrary, he felt a little heavy...Of course, it wasn't the heavy heart. He didn't have any sympathy for these people. It seems like I took a sap, it's strange, it didn't hurt just now, what's going on... Wait!Three 10 minutes...

With a "boom", Tang Yi fell to the ground, and heard a few crying "Senior Tang Yi" in his ears, but it seemed inconvenient for him to respond.

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Waking up in a daze, the familiar ceiling, of course, is my own, unbuttoned shirt?It's also my own, nice fragrance?This is someone else's. Looking at the school girl next to her who was embarrassed to expose her collarbone and took a selfie with her mobile phone, Tang Yi woke up.

"Gorgeous photos are not taken like this."

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Unlike the younger sister line, which can happily write about daily routines and advance the progress of the attack strategy, the An Xin line may not be so joyful, and even a little depressing, but please continue to read. After reading it bit by bit, this must be a good story.

Chapter 60 please let me pass the trial

Tang Yi, who was extremely tired, sat up from the bed, ignored An Xin's behavior of secretly taking pictures of her and himself with his mobile phone, but supported his forehead, looked around, and confirmed that he was in the apartment he rented.

But An Xin trembled in anxiety, quickly put the phone back, pointed at Tang Yi stick angrily and read: "You, do you know what you have done to me?!"

Come on this trick.

"Yeah, I remember when I was unconscious (beep—), then (beep—), and finally (beep——)..."

"Hit, stop!" An Xin was so stimulated that she felt hot all over. She didn't think Tang Yi was so frivolous before, and she didn't know what stimulated him. Her speech was especially filthy, as if she was deliberately provoking a dictionary. So I mustered up my courage and pretended to say loudly, "Thank you, you still remember!"

All right, this guy is blackmailing himself.Finally, the unstoppable love crushed An Xin, a kitten who Tang Yi kept feeding Xiao Yugan but never touched her chin.And in order to raise the banner, An Xin actually began to imitate the bad.

"Oh, that's it..." Tang Yi quietly leaned in front of An Xin, looking straight at her, making it impossible for her to escape her eyes.

"Wait, wait! Do you still want... like this?" An Xin panicked. She didn't understand why Tang Yi's sudden action was intended, but it was dangerous to get so close!

"Did I really (beep) you?" Tang Yi finally asked.

"You said it again!" An Xin's heart began to waver, she quickly turned her head to the side, and nodded angrily, "Yeah!"

"That's it." Tang Yi nodded indifferently, and then, in front of An Xin with a sluggish face, reached into the bed and fiddled with it, "It's very dry."

"What? You're talking..." An Xin couldn't understand Tang Yi more and more.

"Literally, I'm not done at all!"

"F, finish? What finish?"

"Okay, needless to say." Tang Yi rubbed his shoulders, and said to An Xin not very concerned, "Sure enough, you don't have the strength to grab other people's boyfriends, you're too good."

"...I don't understand what you're talking about!" An Xin hurriedly distanced herself from Tang Yi, ignoring the statement about her black history, raised her phone, and put the photo she just posed in full screen on Tang Yi. In front of Yi, he said seriously, "Anyway, there are already indecent photos! Now you must take responsibility! Otherwise, I, I..."

Lawyer letter warning?

"On this photo, if you don't have a [-]-word story copy, no one will understand what you want to express when you send it out. If you are a editor, you won't even be able to get five likes from people who eat shit and grab the first floor. , I believe you are a ghost." Tang Yi shook his head angrily, thinking that there must be high opinion when it comes to fans, but he didn't expect that An Xin's ability to make news is so weak.

"But, but when I watch the mistresses in idol dramas, don't they all take such photos?" An Xin asked blankly.

"That's for passing the review. The current review system has clearly arranged benefits for you. It's a pity that you missed such a good opportunity to fight back." Tang Yi patted An Xin on the shoulder and suggested jokingly. He said, "You might as well put a quilt around your upper body, and when I wake up, call me a beast with tears in your eyes, and you can also match it with some small props for forging the scene. It just so happens that there is some tomato sauce left in the refrigerator."

"Why...you know so much absurd knowledge?" An Xin completely surrendered, put down her phone, and didn't want to entangle her anymore, because it would be boring.

"Do you understand?"

Surprised!There is actually a little girl dirtier than Yu Xinyue.

"I don't understand the last point, but it must be something very nasty..." Staring at the group photo on the phone screen, An Xin felt that she had really failed. She had been cheated so many times by fake friends, but she still couldn't learn how to be organized. Clearly do bad things.

[Congratulations for achieving the achievement of polluting the last pure land of the motherland. Telling dirty jokes to girls who have nothing to do with me is an entry-level talent for scum, scum points +10]

"Well, instead of kidnapping me morally with these gaudy actions, it's better to think about how to make a mess..." Tang Yi, who was originally preaching, stopped suddenly when he was on the verge of speaking, staring at An Xin, his thoughts wandering.

"...What's wrong?" An Xin looked suspiciously at Tang Yi, who was rare and frightened.

"...No, it's nothing." Tang Yi pondered for a few seconds, then waved his hands, and changed the subject, "By the way, how did I come back? Also, how did you know this place?"

After beating the gangster group and Han Lei, Tang Yi left nervously, but he ignored a very important issue. The ability setting of [Pinghe Island Shizuo Experience Card] is: the limit strength of the body is not limited by the body .But it doesn't mean that you won't feel pain, because you were accidentally slapped by a gangster. After the experience card was over, the pain was completely fed back to Tang Yi, causing him to go into a coma, so Tang Yi can't remember the general situation...

Except for An Xin hugging her and crying loudly, sleeping lightly on the side of the hospital bed where he was transfused with glucose, the other pictures are very fragmentary.

"Well, I used your mobile phone to call the person named Landlord Satan in the address book, and then she sent you to the hospital, and finally brought you back..." Because Tang Yi received so much help that shouldn't be there, so In the narration, An Xin didn't add her own name, "Also... I told my family to play at a friend's house and not go back, so can I sleep on the sofa in your living room today..."

"Okay." Tang Yi nodded generously.

"..." An Xin felt that Tang Yi might be misogynistic.

"Wait... I smell cooking porridge, did you make it?" Tang Yi sniffed and said.

"Well, I'll add some to you when I'm done, as a thank you for the matter..." An Xin smiled numbly, didn't continue to be polite, and then continued to learn to change the topic she didn't want to continue, "Learn...you are live alone?"

"Yeah." Tang Yi nodded.

"Is it because you have a bad relationship with your family?"

An Xin immediately regretted it after asking, she didn't seem to have any qualifications to ask such a thing.

"It's pretty good. For a combined family, they get along pretty well."

"...Sorry, I seem to have asked something that shouldn't be asked." An Xin lowered her head, feeling depressed.

"No." Looking at An Xin, Tang Yi always felt that there was some sense of sight, so he planned to ease the atmosphere while asking, "I think...you look a bit like my new sister."

"Huh?" An Xin raised her head slowly, and asked in surprise, "Really? Is there a resemblance there?"

"The shape of the chest is very similar."

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The filth has narrowed the road

Chapter 61 Tang Yi, you must not understand

There is a special word to describe someone who can kill a group of water, silence the air with one interruption, and blow up the conversation with one chat——KY, or a gangster.Before Tang Yi, and of course including now, he has always been very good at fighting, and the reason why he can still live well after KY is because he has hands and feet, and he will run around when he is done. It's exciting.

However, he seems to have forgotten one thing.

"Senior Tang Yi, although I like you, you can't rely on my liking for you and humiliate me over and over again!" An Xin stood up stiffly, grabbed a pillow, and threw it heavily at Tang Yi's head. In the past, after using the [Pinghe Island Shizuo Experience Card], Tang Yi didn't have the strength to struggle at all, and was directly hit by the pillow on his lazy face. When he raised his head in astonishment and thought the topic had come to an end, An Xin brought a laptop from the desk next to her.

"This, you can't smash this shit..." Tang Yi, who looked terrified, saw An Xin walking towards him step by step with the computer in his arms, and promptly advised her, "It's just out of warranty!"

"Of course not." The pure and harmless An Xin smiled mockingly for the first time, "I like senior so much, how could I hurt you?"

Don't pretend to be a coquettish person!Will appear later!

With a sound of "Duang!", An Xin pressed the notebook on the quilt on Tang Yi's abdomen, then turned on the player, and clicked on a youth school idol drama called "Greasy Strike".

"Ahhhh-"

Tang Yi's pupils widened. For the first time, he felt that An Xin was so cruel. Although he wanted to avoid it, suddenly, An Xin's hands climbed up his neck from the left and right sides, and put the earphones on his neck. It was directly inserted into his cochlea, and his weak hands were directly tied to the head of the bed with a rope, falling into a deadlock.

Bi Tang doesn't know what bondage and imprisonment are, and he doesn't know what it means to place a Pl.ay, but in order to force him to watch "Greasy Crit", An Xin actually resorted to such time-consuming and laborious tricks, what a psycho!

[This system is professionally trained, generally...forget it, just make fun of it without going through the process, hahahaha—scum point -10]

"Well, I advise you to be kind. If you let me go now, maybe I can still consider it..." Tang Yi decided to do a one-level reversal, and pampered and coquettishly told An Xin to stop.

"I'm going to see the porridge."

As far as An Xin saw it, it was two hours.

……

"That porridge seems to have become a meal, but it's still edible. Senior Tang Yi, can I feed you?" An Xin handed the spoon to Tang Yi's mouth with flushed cheeks, as considerate as a girl in first love.However, no girl in first love will tie up her boyfriend to watch "Greasy Crit".

That's not love, that's hurt.

"No appetite..."

Tang Yi looked at An Xin who was embarrassed, and felt that this guy seemed to have two faces, one for a normal person and one for someone who watched "Greasy Crit".Wait, here is a little explanation, not all the people who watch "Greasy Crit" are normal people, maybe they are forced to stand grandma who depend on it for their livelihood?

"I'm sorry, I was too much just now, you can eat a little..." An Xin poked the corner of Tang Yi's mouth with a spoon, but Tang Yi, who was still depressed, refused to open his mouth.

"What episode did you watch just now?"

"Rua!"

Tang Yi almost bit down the spoon.

"Pfft—" Covering her mouth, An Xin smiled brightly, it was a smile without any worries.This is the second time Tang Yi saw this kind of smile. When they met for the first time, although they didn't get along with An Xin for a long time, Tang Yi understood that the conditions to trigger this kind of smile were very harsh.

"Okay, okay, eat obediently." Suddenly becoming very aggressive, An Xin, like a big sister in a kindergarten, fed a bowl of porridge to Tang Yi little by little, and then clapped her hands to call it a day.

"Hey...what kind of maternity brilliance radiates out of nowhere." Tang Yi sighed helplessly, "Your son is about to starve to death."

"I..." An Xin turned her head away, half of her cheeks were flushed, "I seem to understand."

"..." Tang Yi thinks that An Xin is really an interesting person, if you directly say that she has small breasts, she will get angry.If you beat around the bush and say that she has small breasts, she will turn red in embarrassment when she realizes it.Gentlemen who are full of nasty jokes, you should like this kind of reaction the most, right?

"Well, this..."

"So senior sister Luo Siyu is fine, but I can't." Without waiting for Tang Yi to speak, An Xin asked directly following the topic, "Is it just because she has a good figure, is plump, and has big breasts?"

"According to what you mean, I only have Naozi in my mind, right?" Tang Yi asked a little unhappy.