As soon as the "hmm" is finished, the result is obvious.
"Tsk, it's really embarrassing for you to be like this, let's go." The brothers of Textile Hot left directly.
"Hey! You..." Wen Wentang was stunned, feeling overwhelmed by being abandoned.But the spurning stares of the onlookers made his teeth itch with anger. He had no choice but to grab his girlfriend's hand and leave, "Let's go."
With a "pop", he slapped away his hot hands, and his girlfriend gave him a cold look from the bottom of her heart.
"Being your girlfriend is really tiring. Why are you always so restless and pompous? Even when you go out for a date, you have to take your brother with you and go to an Internet cafe! I've had enough of you, you care about every little thing, take it out Repeatedly emphasized, can’t you be more mature? Hehe, the more people get along with each other, the better the relationship, but the more we get along, the lower the favorability, forget it, break up.” My girlfriend felt that it was really embarrassing for this kind of thing to happen in public, but she scolded Tan Xi angrily I don't hate what my boyfriend said.
It was even said that Tan Xi also helped to vent out the things that had been suppressed in his heart for a long time.
Leading to the word "breakup", it is very fun to say.
"Break up? Hey! What did you say inexplicably?" Wen Zhitang held on to his girlfriend relentlessly, still feeling ashamed not because of being watched, but because of being broken up.So he added forcefully, "Did I spend a lot of money on you during the year we dated? You said..."
"Get lost!" The girlfriend, who had always been kind and friendly, finally burst into foul language, pushed away the hot textured hands, and left directly under the watchful eyes of everyone, without showing any affection to the other party.
"..."
And the texture of the betrayal was hotter, and the onlookers were bitten even harder.
Undoubtedly, this is a major victory for the party.
Finally, in this impossible situation, Texture Hot is about to make the most embarrassing move.
"It's all your fault!" Raising a hand, his pupils enlarged, facing Tan Xi, he became angry from embarrassment.
Suddenly, a black flash appeared.
"Nine Heavens Thunder kicks with both feet!"
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Do a very interesting survey. Which of the following people do you hate the most: 1. Jinsibian (pretending to be a literary youth); 2. Jinsibian 2 (cloud enthusiasts pretending to be a man); milk tea man).
Chapter 150 Five I Think I'm Handsome (I Agree to Deduct No. 1)
With both feet in the air, with a sound of "chua!", he kicked directly at the textured waist.
Before Wen Wentang committed violence against Tan Xi, Yu Xinyue used violence to stop the violence.At the same time, there was continuous applause at the scene.
In a society ruled by law, this kind of thing really shouldn't exist.So holding Yu Xinyue's back of the neck, Tang Yi taught his younger sister's bravery with a knife strike, and apologized to the texture hot: "It was her fault that my younger sister hit you. I apologize for her. However, you were going to do it just now." I can't ignore the beating of that poor breast. So, take a step back and bear with it."
"God damn it, take a step back! I..." Wen Teng got up violently, but found that he was alone, and there were four people in front of him, so he froze in an instant.
So, pointing to the air and saying "You wait for me!", he left angrily.
"Hey, there are all kinds of weird people..."
As there was no melon to eat, the crowd of onlookers gradually dispersed.
"Xiaoyue, why are you here? There's still you!" Tan Xicai found out that on a day when his hair quality wasn't very good, he unexpectedly met Tang Yi, who tended to control long hair, after his texture was hot and dingy and he fled away. It was a disaster.
"What do you mean there is still you? It should be said that there is Tang Yi." Yu Xinyue complained displeasedly, because Tan Xi treated her differently in terms of personal names, and she found that there must be something tricky between the two of them.
"Speaking of which..." Of course, Tang Yi didn't care about the name, nor the quality of his hair.He was just in a delicate mood. After all, according to the law of pretentiousness and conservation, if you don’t pretend to be coercive, someone else will naturally pretend to be, but Tang Yiwan never thought that this person was Tan Xi, so he was shocked, "So you are so good at spraying?" ?”
"No, no!" Tan Xi blushed, and shook her head resolutely, denying the fact that she had a hot personality... Bah!How can I admit it to myself?There is no such thing as a hot personality!Tan Xi, who hinted from the bottom of his heart that he was actually very gentle, made a look at Tan Ran who was carrying a lot of daily necessities.
Tan Ran reacted quickly, and then explained to Tang Yi: "My sister said that she is actually very gentle and can be a good wife and mother after marriage, so brother Tang Yi please don't mind."
"Yes! No, no!" Tan Xi nodded subconsciously, then shook his head immediately, the red on his face increased by a degree, and finally became the same as YSL21, venting his anger at his younger brother, "Tan Ran will die!"
"Obviously you asked me to say it."
Tan Ran felt that her sister was still a little less proactive.
"One look actually expresses so many meanings..." Tang Yi was in a slightly complicated mood.
"Tsk, where did this biscuit come from? How much do you know that I don't know?!" Clenching her fist, Yu Xinyue wanted to hit someone.
Fortunately, the texture just burned away quickly, otherwise it would definitely be Yu Xinyue's dead soul.
"Enough, I really have a reason for scolding him!" Tan Xi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and pulled Alice behind him...Wait, where is Alice?Tan Xi, who wanted to explain the situation, found that the golden glitter had slipped away without a sound when she was not paying attention.
"...Are you friends with the golden retriever just now?" Tang Yi, who didn't mind much, asked indifferently.
"Huh? What golden retriever? Do you always call people like that? How rude. Could it be...you call me black hair behind your back?!" Tan Xi asked angrily and awkwardly.
"Black hair sounds so astringent. Love..."
"Hey! What kind of pornography in front of children!" Yu Xinyue was displeased with Tang Yi's sexual harassment to Tan Xi, so she tugged on his arm, outrightly retaliating.
"So I'm a child..." Tan Ran sighed.He who understands the Asura field, decided to move the field for Tang Yi, "Brother Tang Yi, goodbye, my sister will be taken care of by you~"
"..." Tan Xi should have scolded his younger brother at this time, but now he suddenly felt that he might really treat Tan Ran better.
If Tan continues to have this kind of assist, then she is really the biggest victim of the two-child policy.
"..." Tang Yi was slightly confused by Tan Ran's words, but not for long.After all, Yu Xinyue's pain from pinching her flesh was transmitted quite quickly.
"Damn it, where did you come from such a bastard!" Through Tan Ran's words, after Yu Xinyue learned that the three of them had secrets that she didn't know, she was in a bad mood immediately.
"Sister." Tan Ran, who looked back at the three of them before leaving, slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "It's a great advantage."
……
In the end, Tang Yi and Yu Xinyue's date turned into a threesome inexplicably.And the time when the brothers and sisters exchanged feelings was also used to discuss a character they didn't know at all.
"The girl just now is called Alice Fung, and it's pronounced in English as Alice Fung..."
"You have a great English accent."
"Huh? Thank you..."
"But why can you only get 40 points in the written test?"
"You are so annoying!" After replying to Tang Yi, Tan Xi continued to explain Alice and his friendship with Alice, "This girl is half British. When she first transferred to our junior high school in the third grade, Because of his looks, he is very popular and is pursued by many boys. The boy who was quite annoying just now is the one who is the most aggressive in our class. However, Alice hates boys... No, it should be said that she hates people. After all She always walks alone, does not participate in group activities, does not participate in queues, does not squeeze into crowds, and has no idea of integrating into the group at all..."
"Oh, aloof, cold? Pretentious? Pretending to be beautiful?" Yu Xinyue repeated in a disdainful tone.
"No, no, I feel that she doesn't look down on anyone, she's just withdrawn. Maybe it's because she can't speak Chinese well? Or because of cultural differences, she doesn't adapt to the environment? It's hard to tell. Actually, I don't have a good relationship with her." Tan Xi The meaning of adding that sentence is just to show that she didn't deliberately clean up.
"He is really a strange person." Tang Yi didn't want to lie in the muddy water, after all, being blackmailed by this type of girl should be very ostentatious.
Moreover, Tang Yi also heard from Zhou Yu that the number one character in the "Most Wanted to Be a Lover" is a mixed race.
Presumably, this is the one.
"It's strange...it's really strange." Following Tang Yi's words, Tan Xi added, "Although Alice appears to be a beauty who can directly play the heroine of a fantasy movie, she is actually very...how should I say it?" What? She's a..."
Tang Yi, who was not interested at first, was directly attracted by Tan Xi's storytelling tone, and then followed Yu Xinyue who was also interested, turned his head to Tan Xi, and asked in unison: "One?"
Tan Xi knew that it was not good to say such things behind his back, but Tang Yi and Yu Xinyue were not malicious people.So, after sorting out my thoughts, I calmly spit out two words: "Traffic."
"..."
Tang Yi felt that Tan Xi's ability to tell stories was getting stronger and stronger, and he almost took it seriously.
"Are you slandering her? Sister Tan Xi." Yu Xinyue opened her eyes a little. The method of eliminating dissidents is indeed stronger than that of high school students.
"No, I really didn't lie to you!" Tan Xi, who was misunderstood, responded excitedly, and then made her tone more serious, adding a little privately, "I saw her swearing 'pig' on the Internet with my own eyes. yes, and..."
""and? ""
Because the two pressed the question very tightly, Tan Xi could only tell the secret that was suppressed in his heart in detail.
"And...she thinks she's handsome when she scolds people."
Chapter 150 Six
After Tan Xi finished telling the gossip she had been hiding for a long time, Tang Yi and Yu Xinyue's reactions were both abnormal.They didn't exclaim "great, great", but each stood in place and thought about something.Especially Tang Yi, after hearing that Alice is the kind of guy who thinks he is handsome when he curses.Unknowingly, a vivid picture appeared in my mind.
A beautiful girl with unwashed blond hair and split ends, wearing only a lady's vest, showing her snow-white skin and perfect curves, sat in front of a computer desktop in a dark rented room, clicked on various videos, and sent "Dancing so ugly? ", "What's the point of this dick video?", "Although I'm not an XX professional, I think the UP master is rubbish, not as awesome as I am".At the same time, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, feeling that he was invincible.
Squint your eyes, it's all rubbish!
Although the imaginary scene was very distorted, Tang Yi didn't feel that Tan Xi was lying.After all, before, he had experienced the specific deeds of being bumped by barbarian kings around the teaching building after he caught a glimpse of the blue and white fat in his white thighs.
So no matter how you think about it, it is not an exaggeration for Alice to be a troll.
And the kind who are dominant on the Internet, rebellious and unruly, treat netizens like dogs, and report the location to make an appointment at every turn.In reality, there are lonely teenagers who are bullied by classmates, despised by teachers, and favored by parents.It's just that this lonely child is too beautiful... Wait!
Could it be that online trolls have a high chance of being a beautiful girl with golden hair and C breasts in reality? !
I have to dig through the next post to find all the beautiful girls who spray me.
"It's a good thing that no one else knows this secret, otherwise we will definitely be targeted." Tan Xi shook his head helplessly, and then said regretfully, "It's a pity that such a cute girl is actually a troll on the Internet..."
"Huh? Are you discriminatory by profession?!" Tan Xi said well, and Yu Xinyue, who had been dazed for a long time, finally spoke with dissatisfaction, "Only ugly people can be trolls, but beautiful girls can't? Have you created a chain of contempt for being a troll? Also, listening to sister Tan Xi's tone, it seems that you look down on the troll, do you know how hard the troll works?"
"... Xiaoyue, why are you angry?"
Tan Xi was sprayed with a dazed face, and turned to look at Tang Yi, wondering what else he did wrong besides preempting their brother and sister reunion time... No, they are not dating, what's wrong with adding myself?Not counting mistakes!
Tan Xi regards himself joining Tang Yi and Yu Xinyue's combination as a simple matter of adding a pair of chopsticks to an old friend after passing by a food stall.
"Don't mind, my sister is also a troll." Tang Yi held his forehead, feeling the explanation of losing face, "Besides, she is still the kind of existence that thinks she is handsome when trolling."
"What does it mean to think you're handsome when you're trolling? He scolds me, and then I carry him. Isn't he handsome if he pretends to be speechless? Isn't the purpose of the dialog box just to have a good mouth? You I don't understand at all!" Yu Xinyue was directly angered, and she was eager to justify the name of the troll.Moreover, her affection for Alice also increased bit by bit, after all, she saw her previous self.
"Solo one?"
After Yu Xinyue finished beeping, Tang Yi asked a flat question.
"Hmph." After snorting contemptuously, Yu Xinyue turned her head to the side in disdain, and stopped talking.
According to the second law of trolling: I don’t continue trolling with you not because I’m cowardly, but because you’re trash and not worth my trolling.
Spraying people is handsome, admitting to be cowardly, but also being handsome.
"However, I don't think it's very good to gossip about people. After all, if it can be solved, communication is fine." After talking about the topic of trolling, Tan Xi suddenly became polite and quiet, pinching the ends of her hair with her hands, and A tone illustration wishing for world peace.
"You steel plate."
"...Pervert! Sexual harasser! Senior!"
Just finished talking about spraying people is not good, please don't quarrel, Tan Xi, who was a happy friend together, attacked Tang Yi with a violent set of three sprays in the next second.And while talking loudly, it was also accompanied by raindrops of physical attacks, destroying the image of a lady that he just wanted to create with his own hands.
"Can you..." Seeing the two complaining and fighting, Yu Xinyue was suddenly able to understand Lin Xuefei's mood.So, he stared at the two of them half annoyed, "Stop! It doesn't hurt at all when you hit like this, can you have some real attacks? For example, suddenly raise your knees and attack Tang Yi's crotch or something. To be honest, that is the most painful Yes, I promise that after the kick, he will never dare to say that you have a flat chest."
"Are you a devil?" Tang Yi felt that Yu Xinyue's little mind was always thinking about dangerous things that were not suitable for her age.
"That would be very painful..."
Tan Xi stopped, and subconsciously shook his head.
"Hello? Are you feeling sorry for him?!" Yu Xinyue understood that Tan Xi and Tang Yi fought for the purpose of not fighting, but you and me!
"Ah? That's not it! I don't feel bad for this kind of person!" Tan Xi's cheeks flushed suddenly, and Tan Xi put aside the relationship in time and turned his head to the side.
"Damn it..." What kind of shady thing did you sneak up on?Yu Xinyue became more and more irritable, because as far as she knew, the relationship between Tang Yi and Tan Xi was not very good before the Manyan Society Art Festival.And the day of the art festival is still a lot short... Wait?
That's it!
Yu Xinyue should have thought a long time ago that the awkward girl like Tang Yi's Raiders has never missed her hand!
Yu Xinyue has decided that from now on, if Tang Yi doesn't talk to her within a minute, if she gets awkward, she will step on him.
With her arms folded in front of her nonexistent chest, Yu Xinyue stared at them without saying a word.
"That..." After saying that she wouldn't be distressed, Tan Xi felt that the wording was a bit inappropriate, so she added slowly, "I mean that I can't live by doing my own crimes. If it's because of...other reasons, I'm still I will be distressed because of the good relationship of the community..."
"You curse labor and capital to be injured?"
"Impossible to be distressed! Absolutely!" Sure enough, if the attitude is too good, Tang Yi will give a pole and climb up.
"Hey..." Sighing, Tang Yi realized that the biggest problem with shopping with two arrogant ladies was that being a stallion would be very tiring.
I don't know why, but Tang Yi suddenly felt that the Shura field was acceptable, if it was a combination of three nothings plus silly, white and sweet.
Correct!
How peaceful would it be if Tan Xi was replaced by Fang Yuan and Yu Xinyue was replaced by Lin Xuefei.
[Stop fishing, when are you a scumbag, and when do you want to cheat people's scumbag value with the minimum insurance, this system knows it all, so let's do something down-to-earth!Scum point +0. 】
Alright, these two people are already having a hard time extracting scum value.
Tang Yi was so tired that he was sandwiched between the two of them, and they walked on the path of human form in a group of two.
However, unexpectedly, the two noisy people quieted down.
Tan Xi blushed half of her cheeks because she wasn't used to having a threesome.And Yu Xinyue was making a fuss about being awkward and sulking...
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