My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"I found you to be pretty."

"...I want you to take care of it!" Yu Xinyue turned her head away in disgust, and entered the game through gritted teeth, and chose a shooter hero she was best at—Time Hunter (template League of Legends Ezreal, A strong SOLO hero), determined to beat Tang Yi.

What Tang Yi said just now was not a flattering dog licking speech, because if it were, he would be judged by the system as violating the scum attribute, so Tang Yi just stated an objective fact in a peaceful tone.That is, Yu Xinyue with big eyes and short hair is really good-looking. Although her body shape is not much different from An Xin's, she is a serious and cool girl. If she is not careless in dressing up, she will definitely arouse other people's desire to commit crimes.

"Can I choose any hero?" After Tang Yi browsed through the whole page of hero characters in Western Fantasy, he found that he really couldn't understand, so he could only randomly flip through them.

"I don't care what you play." Yu Xinyue muttered contemptuously, and then said coldly, "Seeing that you have no talent for runes at the first level, I will tell you that I am a time hunter."

"What is that?"

"..."

Yu Xinyue swore that she would be a dog if she took the initiative to talk to Tang Yi again.So she lifted the bangs covering her eyes, put on the earphones, and started staring at the screen intently.

"...Then choose this one." Tang Yi found a pleasing-looking hero 'Mechanical Master' (the steam robot in the template League of Legends), and easily pressed the confirmation button.

Then, into the game...

"Why did you choose a support hero for your solo!"

Chapter 23 Brother Takes Me (Pseudo)

"Are you underestimating me? You must be underestimating me!" Yu Xinyue was so angry that she wanted to flip the table, a cute porcupine with no talent, no runes and even an account registered 5 minutes ago dared to use Mechanic Master and her own solo, Although there are some videos on some websites where a father uses a mechanical master to help his daughter quit Internet addiction, but it is based on the absolute difference in strength. I am a distinguished diamond player, and even the master of the king cannot do it without talent and runes. In the case of using an auxiliary hero to win himself, so there is only one truth, this guy is here to play tricks!

"The world is so beautiful, but you are so noisy. It's not good." Tang Yi took a sip of water in a Buddhist way, then stared at the skill points of the master mechanic on the screen to check, and found that he had really chosen something incredible. Waiting for the meeting can only waste some scum value, but before that, the wool is on the sheep, and I have kindly given Yu Xinyue to quit Internet addiction, but I can't use love to generate electricity.So he said casually, "By the way, do you know that I have a junior high school classmate who always said that he refused to admit that his breasts were small during the puberty period, but he didn't grow by one centimeter in three years. Do you think it's scary?"

[Crude and obscene hints can turn you from a scumbag to a moron. By the way, your perversion has reached the Mahayana stage, scumbag points +15]

How can there be!Most polybaby, right?

"..." Yu Xinyue, who was still angry at first, was immediately extinguished by Tang Yi, and replaced by an extreme disgust, "Why do you care so much about other people's affairs!"

"Ahem...regular families, don't drive."

"You go first! And... what kind of family! Do I have a good relationship with you?!" Yu Xinyue uttered her strongest voice to Tang Yi, such a guy who has no idea at all should be scolded Get bloody.

"Oh, troops are dispatched." Tang Yi reminded without hesitation, and then operated the clumsy mechanical master, advancing step by step to the first tower. When he went out, he didn't even buy equipment. After playing Glory a lot, I don’t know that there are still equipment to buy in the spring for this kind of operation.

"Aren't you..." Yu Xinyue, who bought two Lando Swords for her hero Time Hunter, saw a mouthful of old blood stuck in her throat when she saw the naked mechanic.But she has already adapted, so hold back, hold back, and wait until she has to dance on his corpse for 3 minutes to relieve her anger!

To be honest, Yu Xinyue's proficiency in Time Hunter has reached the point of perfection, and she has never lost with this hero solo. Even if she can't kill solo in the lane, she can still suppress the opponent's bloodline grinding tower and force the crystal to be demolished , but this kind of victory is not in line with her own aesthetics, so she deliberately brought Ignition and Flash, just to kill by force.

And she also noticed Tang Yi's summoner skill...weakness + sprint?

Is it because you are afraid of being killed by jumping over the tower?

It’s really enough to be cowardly, but Tang Yi is dead, I’m sure of Master Mechanic, and Jesus can’t stay, I said it!

"Replenishment is not very good..." Tang Yi lost five of the 6 soldiers in a wave, and Yu Xinyue not only replenished all the soldiers, but also used A to connect Q (Izreal's secret shooting, biubiubiu~) precisely rubbed off one-third of his bloodline.

"Dish!" Yu Xinyue sneered contemptuously, and then paid attention to the skills Tang Yi hadn't used yet. I don't know what kind of skills this guy has drawn. It's Q (Mechanical Flying Claw, or Zhong Kui's 2 skill Annihilation Zhisuo, do you know why I remember the name of the skill so clearly? Because I am Baidu!) Or is it W acceleration, or knocking up E?But no matter what he has learned, he is not false, just straight up!

Because all the minions were cleared, Tang Yi took advantage of the second wave of soldiers when the second wave of soldiers came, and sent an unexpected Q skill towards Time Hunter's Willow Slender Waist.

Without any bells and whistles, the hook was attacking her. Yu Xinyue, who just used her quick skill to add E (arcane leap, equivalent to the flash of damage), now has several options. Use E to avoid the hook and continue Use a to output, or use E to step forward and shoot Tang Yi in the face as if spitting.

And the smartest choice is actually to be hooked by Tang Yi on purpose and then flatten A with his face. Even if Tang Yi has life-saving skills such as collapse, W, and sprint, but his absolute damage suppression, and E skill and flash ignition damage directly It can take him away in a wave, and the damage explodes to complete a single kill.

However, I refuse.

Hitting the right mouse button twice sensitively, a subtle operation was used by Yu Xinyue, just like a dancer on ice, moving from position to position!Dodge directly, chic and free!

If playing games is not for show, it will be meaningless. What kind of younger brother's behavior is stealing?Stay home, I'll teach you how to play the game!

"Why do you want to seduce me? What a joke!" Yu Xinyue laughed sarcastically.

"Eh..." Tang Yi shook the back of his head. He is not the kind of villainous male protagonist who hides his strength and pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. He also wants to succeed with his own efforts. He only used it to save the scene when he found that the system thief is so easy to use. Is this a fishing trick?

"It's still too late to surrender, so don't say it's unpredictable." Tang Yi really felt sorry for his 50 scum points, which were all exploited by him bit by bit on his lovely sister!

"Hoho, I think you haven't suffered enough yet!" Is there any kid who wants to beat up that kind of kid who suddenly yells half ancient Chinese prose loudly while playing games?

"Then I'm sorry." Tang Yi let out a sigh of relief.

[The scum system app store e-sports top professional player template is being extracted——]

Tang Yihua's 50 scum point lottery selections are random, so you may draw the ADC with 100% winning rate, handsome, elegant and easy-going, the proud son of heaven, and my licking so fiercely.

But that is a small probability. If Tang Yi gets the world runner-up scientist wearing the national flag, Tang Yi is also sure to beat the diamond player Yu Xinyue. After all, my grandpa Tang is amazing!

What could it be?I'm looking forward to it, I'm looking forward to it...

Drop——Draw [Triple Crown Mid Laner: You Force You, Enjing Sends Wedding Candy Template for a whole game. 】

It seems that I have picked up something incredible...

Suddenly, Tang Yi felt that in an instant, a very clear knowledge was poured into his mind. It was the same as when he drew the Curry template and dribbled the ball before. He felt that the movement of the characters on the screen seemed to slow down. ,wrong!It's because I am more focused, as if I can see the blue data that emerges between the heroes and the lines, which is the same as the way of thinking of the robot, and the dexterity of the fingers is also higher. A level A can click the mouse three times at a time, too Unobstructed!

Yu Xinyue, who had made up to 20 knives, looked at Tang Yi with 4 knives, and lost interest in the game. She was about to end up with this scum, so she stepped forward and clicked a tie A at the limit of the attack range, but she couldn't bear it. At the moment of hand, no A came out, and then again, still no, Yu Xinyue, who was more vigilant, tried three times, but still couldn't do it...

"I can't come out!"

Chapter 24 Did you even count this?

Yu Xinyue felt something close at hand but out of reach like a monthly ticket—that was helplessness.

I obviously pressed the level A within the range, but it missed when I shot it, as if Tang Yi deliberately sold his flaws, waiting for himself to output, and he was able to perfectly avoid all damage. This is definitely not a coincidence!

For ordinary players, the way to measure the opponent's attack distance is whether you can A to the opponent. The skill is to estimate the opponent's attack distance, and to go forward to level A after his A soldier, so that at least one general attack can be earned; but the more detailed or abnormal ability is to accurately grasp the opponent's shooting range and use it at the limit of his attack distance. Tried and tested in the range.

For example, now, Tang Yi is completely slipping away from himself!

He is not a novice at all. If it was a coincidence that he failed to tie A three times just now, then what is the behavior of this guy twisting his hips while avoiding A on the edge of a cannon carriage?It's disgusting to have such a cheap face!

Yu Xinyue has already noticed that this guy just wanted to let her take it lightly. In fact, his strength is at least diamond, or even higher, so Yu Xinyue, who is fully on guard, predicts the direction in which the mechanical master is twisting his butt. Send Q skills.

The slender ballistic light beam directly brushed against the side of the punk-style machine body, and the W (Ezreal Essence Leap - a spell bonus skill that ignores minion blocking) released in perfect connection was also twisted away by the Mechanic Master, because The two skills blocked the moving direction of the mechanical master. Yu Xinyue stepped forward to make up a flat A, and made a displacement towards the center of the pawn line where Tang Yi's hook could not touch, and wanted to use the damage to pile up directly Dead Tang Yi, but at the beginning of the flight, a mechanical arm exuding the smell of engine oil, like a death scythe, ruthlessly strangled the golden hunter's body and hooked it back!

"Huh?!" What kind of operation is this?Predict the direction of your skills along the gap between the two pawn lines?Let's hang up!This is not human reaction force at all!At least Yu Xinyue has never seen such a clear-cut prediction in a high-end game. A blind cat hits a dead mouse once or twice, and it's already good for the highlights, and that man is laughing...

"Your opponent is a god!"

"It's so stupid! You can also say this kind of lines?"

"Hey, the line that I want to make you suffer is not very high, is it?!"

"Shut up! You're such a nuisance!"

"The kid who uses this as a mantra has already appeared in 18 episodes!"

Tang Yi, who pretended to be interrupted, was very upset. After hooking Yu Xinyue's Time Hunter, he received a round to tie A, and then continued to chase Yu Xinyue's hammer. Because there were no soldiers to ignore the collision, Yu Xinyue twisted Qu walked very slowly, not to mention that for Yu Xinyue, whose temper was N times bigger than her chest, if you hit me, I should hit you, so while walking, even though she was attracted by the firepower of the soldiers, her blood volume was comparable to her attack power. Yu Xinyue, who has the advantage, is not shy. The endurance of the two Lando swords is no joke.

"Your skin is your skin, treat you as melon skin! Ma Datou, you bastard Smecta, Axiba is tons..." For some reason, Tang Yi also blurted out something he didn't want to say while his skills were improving. Sassy talk.

But after finishing speaking, Tang Yi seemed to be stronger. With the E skill, he knocked into the air twice and tied A twice. After the blood volume was similar, he was weak and tied A three times. Seeing that Yu Xinyue's blood volume was almost lower than her own .With a determined heart, Tang Yi turned on W whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to Yu Xinyue, who was out of the line of troops, again, bang bang bang!

Oops... I can't go A.

Yu Xinyue calmed down, the opponent still had a summoner skill of sprinting, while she only had flash and six seconds left to get the E displacement. She was beaten by soldiers just now and had too much blood, so she shouldn't be reckless!

Gritting her teeth, Yu Xinyue handed over her flash to Tang Yi, and quickly shrank towards her tower.

However, Tang Yi, who accurately calculated the opponent's blood volume, started to walk quickly...

"Why are you still here! Crazy!" Yu Xinyue's scalp was numb due to Tang Yi's obsession, and she couldn't get out of her breath, so she turned around and hit back, one Q, one W, one flat A, plus one Ignite, and then hit an Ignite.

And Tang Yi, who was frantically moving to avoid damage, was getting closer and closer to Yu Xinyue. It wasn't until Yu Xinyue just entered the attack range of the tower that she suddenly realized a problem. Her E skill displacement was still two Seconds are good, which means that Tang Yi's hook has been refreshed!

"Huh!" The mechanical arm of the lightning flint flew towards her, and Yu Xinyue knew that she, who had already narrowed the road, could not dodge this blind hook at all.

The Mechanic Master hooked the Time Hunter, and then received a flat A shot without any pause. Yu Xinyue didn't have any plans to fight back. She held her breath and retracted into the tower, resting her finger on the E displacement skill with only one second left. Come on, Tang Yimang stepped forward and knocked her into the air, and she didn't intend to resist, get out of the way!Fight back!

Finally, Yu Xinyue pressed the E skill that symbolized the hope of survival, but when she left the hellish Shura field, a clear 'pop' shattered her dream.

【First Blood! 】

Was killed alone?Yu Xinyue looked at the whitened screen with a sad face, feeling an unprecedented loss, but the only thing that could comfort her now was the last attack from the defense tower.

It's not too bad to replace it, I don't believe he can even dodge the damage from the defense tower!

This amount of blood definitely can't live!What a fart he is!If I die, I will show the dog tags before I die!You are not a little bit worse in killing the heart, brother!

Tang Yi operated the Master Mechanic, and he would be killed by the Damocus sword hanging above his head in about a second, and the slowly running clock had just turned around just as he thought.

A burst of white electric current emanates from the metal shell of the Mechanic Master, like a spider web that preys on flies. When the blood volume is below 20.00% and the CD is full, it will automatically trigger a physical shield that resists a certain amount of damage.

Snapped!

"One, one drop of blood?" Yu Xinyue was not mistaken at all. After jumping the tower and killing herself with all her skills, Tang Yi survived the attack of the defense tower, and only one drop of blood, no more, no less.

Yu Xinyue took a peek at Tang Yi, her strategizing and calmness seemed to say: All of this is under my control.

Have you even made it this far? !

Yu Xinyue felt that her world had fallen into a huge conspiracy. From the bet at the beginning, to Tang Yi's series of cute actions afterwards, it was completely a foreshadowing of her current solo killing.

and……

when!

Tang Yixiu showed his dog tag.

…………

I want tickets, but I won't tell you I want tickets, because I don't want you to give me tickets because I want them, I want you to give me tickets because you want to give me tickets.

Chapter 25 Is there any advantage for you to do this

(Battle of Heroes and League of Legends are two different games. After all, they are in parallel time and space, so it’s not ridiculous to be able to show dog tags at the first level, and six soldiers can be promoted to the second level. Book friends are really strict , funny jpg)

Seeing the glittering golden dog tag flickering on Master Mechanic's head, Yu Xinyue felt a dull pain in her chest. This guy not only kills, but also kills his heart!

[If the purpose of pretending to be aggressive is not to slap your face, it will be meaningless. Why don't you go to an Internet cafe and become a network administrator?Scum point +10]

"Isn't it just luck? What a bull!" Yu Xinyue glared at Tang Yi, and angrily bought another Lando sword at the spring shop. After all, the money in hand can buy the most cost-effective sword. The equipment is this.

After receiving a wave of soldiers, Tang Yi turned on W towards the defense tower standing in front of him. With a sound of "pop!", he was killed by the tower, and the computer screen also heard [Executed! ], indicating that the hero was killed by the defensive tower, but being killed by the tower is not the key point, the key point is that at the moment when Yu Xinyue almost touched her at the limit distance from E to Q, Tang Yi twisted her ass, making Yu Xinyue try to get in the head The plan fell through completely.

"F**K!" Yu Xinyue felt that he was not a human being. This kind of black-bellied and cheap guy must have no friends, so she told herself... Bah!I don't need friends, beasts travel alone, cattle and sheep come in groups!

400 yuan for the first blood, 800 yuan for the initial, 800 yuan for the 300 soldiers, and 2300 yuan for the natural increase. Tang Yi now has a full 900 gold coins, so he directly bought a pair of 1400 gold coins. With the remaining [-] gold coins, Tang Yi emptied the shopping cart as a matter of course and bought a book of dignity.

Yu Xinyue, who was focused on making up the knife, saw Tang Yi with the wind on his feet, and knew that he bought the boots of quick steps.

You have to have a degree of underestimating yourself!After buying this thing, I can only buy one copy...

"Hello!" Yu Xinyue rolled up her sleeves and bounced off the chair, strongly resisting Tang Yi's behavior of extreme contempt, so she protested, "Can you play the game well?!"

"What?" Tang Yi was stunned, picked up a small biscuit and put it on his lips, and asked suspiciously, "You mean murder book? Isn't this a very cost-effective equipment?"

"Cost-effective... what are you talking about?" What annoys Yu Xinyue most is that others underestimate her, especially this guy, who makes her feel annoyed from the bottom of her heart.

And Tang Yi, who put the biscuit on the corner of his mouth, smiled subtly, "A full stack has 180 magic power."

"..." Yu Xinyue was stunned, then sat down, stared at the screen, put out [-]% of her mental power, and vowed to teach Tang Yi a painful lesson.

I, Yu Xinyue, never talk empty words. If Tang Yi thinks he has the ability to play with me, I am willing to accompany him.

A highly focused solo match was in progress, and it was still Tang Yi coquettishly twisting his body to avoid Yu Xinyue's QW skill that only dared to kite in the distance.

Because as long as Tang Yi's mechanical flying claw skill is not on the CD, Yu Xinyue will be full of fear, so that the bright and bright Time Hunter VS Mechanical Master is called a troop replenishment contest, and the gap between the two men's troop replenishment is so huge. It gets smaller and smaller, after all, Tang Yi's Q skill is the strongest deterrent to Yu Xinyue.

With the passage of time, Tang Yi, who had more experience, was the first to rise to the sixth level. It is roughly estimated that the Q skill plus the E skill plus the big move, and at least three consecutive A-levels, Tang Yi can at least destroy half of Yu Xinyue. Left and right blood volume, and keeping her far away from the pawn line, she can neither consume herself nor dare to A pawn return blood, so she can only wait for Tang Yi to quickly turn into a big move and a weak step.

Question: (325+115) X1.7=?

Answer: Mechanic movement speed that twists all the damage and doesn't draw minion attention.

In the eyes of the time hunter with the three Lando swords naked, the 748-speed mechanical master is a [-]-pound man who yells "I want to hug"!

"Guna!" Yu Xinyue's hands softened in fright, she turned her head and left when she saw Tang Yi sprinting towards her. After all, she was still halfway from leveling up in experience, and now she would have four full skills less than the opponent!

That's right, there are two Q and E that will never hit, as well as the ultimate move that can only be used to clear troops, and the opponent's terrifying passive that can lock blood, so is he just a cannon?

The ever-shrinking distance allowed Yu Xinyue to maintain a clear mind. The key to the problem was to avoid the life-threatening mechanical flying claws, but the only skill she could move was E, and she couldn't hand it over easily, so when her hero left the tower When it was very close, Yu Xinyue used the secret skill of hiding - repeatedly jumping horizontally!

However, she who twisted her body infinitely did not induce Tang Yi to use the Q skill, but pulled the distance close to him. Yu Xinyue had to hand over the displacement, but with a sound of "Hoo!", Tang Yi, the mechanical master, Predict Q, then level A, then E, level A, continue to level A, and finally the big move of "Wow!" covers the whole body...

With only half blood left, Yu Xinyue fled in a hurry.

After exchanging blood and earning a lot of money, looking at the time hunter who only dared to face the limit Q to make up weapons, Tang Yi suggested very kindly: "Yu Xinyue, we must respect each other, you can eat experience, but don't eat soldiers, otherwise you will lose money." Disrespect me."