Extraordinary daily life starting from evil spirits

"Huh? How can I... mobile phone?"

When I came back to my senses, I glanced at the phone screen subconsciously, but just this one glance made me suddenly stunned, because at this moment, the interface I scrolled to was Lu Haochen's phone number.

When I saw this phone number across the screen, my face suddenly showed surprise. language.

"Call your sister!"

My heart suddenly became chaotic, I subconsciously threw the phone aside, then lay down on the bed, raised my hand to cover my eyes.

"Ah... what's wrong with me? Is it a Q period? Is it because I have never had such a thing before, so my body is hungry?"

Food and sex, this is something that no one can avoid.

The monk said to leave the Three Realms and not be in the Six Realms, but wouldn't that mean dying of thirst?

Water is in the Three Realms, and food is in the Three Realms. It is ridiculous that the monks even talk about practicing Buddhism.

The Buddha is not in the Three Realms and Six Paths, co-authored... What the monk has practiced all his life is not to eat or drink?

emmm... Religious issues aside.

Sure enough, my mood was messed up, and my thinking was all messed up. Why would I think of this?

Gee!

"Lu Haochen, you are really harmful!"

With his arms blocking the light above his head, he was sorting out today's situation in his mind.

"It's really embarrassing for me to be beaten by the wall. It's just that this is me. If I were a little girl, I guess I have already been captured?"

Handsome, steady, gentle and kind, academically successful, not to mention humorous, but also considerate, such a man, no girl can refuse.

"Hmm... Thorough!! Isn't this a proper pig's foot template!? How did this guy grow?"

When I think of Lu Haochen, on the one hand, my heart speeds up uncontrollably, on the other hand, I can't help but secretly hate him.

"Why didn't I get this kind of treatment in my previous life?"

The hatred in my heart is dark hatred, this Lu Haochen...in fact, he can be regarded as a very good partner.

Of course, I'm looking at it from her perspective, if it were me, at least I can't accept it now.

Leaving aside my embarrassing situation, even the existence of the APP makes it impossible for me to think about these things.

Some are idealistic and some are materialistic.

And I... am the type who can accept both.

But it is precisely because both aspects are acceptable, but there is a trace of tradition in the heart.

Therefore, I think a perfect life for a woman must have a perfect family.

So here are two big troubles.

On the one hand, I can't accept men psychologically.

On the other hand, I think that I should go to a good rebirth, deliberately missing a part of my life, then it will no longer be perfect.

If it is said that I am going to flirt, as a woman, I cannot give another woman a perfect life and happiness. When I really like someone, it is normal to let her be nice, but if I really like someone, I will not be happy with her. Isn't that a contradiction?

I like her and want to give her a perfect life, but I can't do it myself. It should be said that my own existence at that time will be a huge flaw in her life.

Put yourself in my shoes, how could I pursue girls?

On the other hand, if I want to accept men, Zhang Yiwei is the dominant consciousness in my current self. How can a male consciousness like a man?I can't help getting goosebumps when I think about it, but...if I don't accept men, I will instead shatter my desire for a 'perfect life'.

Such an embarrassing situation will never be experienced by others.

Self-transition is not counted, and it is estimated that only "you woke up, the operation was successful" can be closer to my situation, right?

"Hey...annoying!!!"

Before, because I was always wandering between life and death, and I deliberately avoided this option, I never seriously considered this matter, but today... Lu Haochen forced me to the point where I had to face it. Right to the point.

"Damn Lu Haochen, just wait for me!!"

When I think of that half-smile face, my teeth itch with hatred.

Subconsciously, I picked up the phone, looked at the name on the phone, and looked at the time. It was past eleven o'clock. I guess he was asleep too?

"Forget it... I'll scold him tomorrow morning, I won't be happy if I don't scold him!"

While talking, just about to put down the phone, suddenly, a bell rang.

Subconsciously glanced at the phone screen, I sat up suddenly from the bed.

"I, I, I... I wipe!"

What was displayed on the phone screen was undoubtedly the bastard I wanted to beat up.

"Accept...or not?"

Why... is there a burning feeling on your face?

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Chapter 58 You wait for my old lady! (4/230)

Subconsciously, I raised my hand and brushed my hair behind my ear. I have done this action thousands of times, and I am very familiar with it, but at this moment... I discovered that my fingers turned out to be orchid fingers!

How did this movement... at this moment, become so... so charming! ?

Immediately, I thought of what happened on the street today, and my heart pounded, and I accelerated uncontrollably. The fire on my face was burning, and I didn't know if it was anger or... shyness.

"roll!"

I didn't answer the phone either, and threw it directly on the bed, then hugged Shaha who was masked by a dog's face, and stuffed my head into Shaha's penis, not listening to the ringtone of the phone.

The phone was still ringing, and the atmosphere in the room was a bit weird for a while.

Suddenly, he withdrew his head from Shaha's body, picked up Shaha and fell on the soft bed.

"Isn't my special meow deceiving my ears and stealing my bell!!"

Silly Haha was already in a daze, but now he is completely dazed. He doesn't know why I dropped it, and his two big sky blue eyes looked at me wronged and bara.

"I'm not angry with you..."

Rubbing my forehead, I couldn't help saying something helplessly, then hesitated for a moment, and took a deep breath.

"MD, isn't it just to answer the phone? How can you die!"

As soon as she stretched out her hand, she reached for the mobile phone on the bedside and took it. She raised her heavy fingers and tremblingly... tapped on the screen.

Then... the room fell silent.

"...I see through! Lu Haochen!"

The phone... actually hung up.

Kneeling and sitting on the bed, I had already mustered up the courage to answer the phone, but this guy actually hung up just before the door! !

"Fuck your sister!!"

When I got angry, I lifted my phone and fell on the bed!

However... I didn't use any force when I fell stupidly, but the mobile phone is different. It was a full force fall, and then I saw the mobile phone sinking deeply into the spring bed, and then suddenly a black shadow flashed, and my forehead slammed Got hit hard!

'Snapped! ! '

"what!!"

The whole person rolled back uncontrollably and fell on the bed, subconsciously covering his forehead with his hands.

But... this is not over yet, the hard mobile phone hit my head, the pain caused me to close my eyes subconsciously.

However, when I found a black shadow in front of my eyes, I subconsciously opened my eyes again, and saw a word mark of stars, and then...

"Woooo!!"

This time, I hit the bull's-eye directly, and hit my nose directly, and my nose became sour, and mist appeared in my eye sockets instantly.

Covering my face with my hands, I could barely open my eyes from the pain.

Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise it would be embarrassing and embarrassing.

I dropped my mobile phone and it bounced on my forehead, and then I was hit on the bridge of the nose by the dropped mobile phone. Is it my luck or disaster today? !

Kicking my legs, the pain made me want to cry.

"Female... girls' skin is too sensitive, woo... MD! It's all because of that bastard! If he didn't call, how could I have dropped my phone!"

Although I knew that this was actually not about Lu Haochen's business, but I still blamed him for the fault.

But when I was thinking this way, suddenly, the phone rang again.

Because the eyes were full of tears, I couldn't see the situation on the phone clearly. I could barely see a green button, and I pressed it subconsciously.

Then...before I took the phone to my ear, Lu Haochen's worried voice suddenly came from the phone:

"Why are you crying?"

"It's not you bastard who called..."

Um?Why does it feel a little wrong, how does he know that I'm crying?

Subconsciously stunned, he touched his tears with his sleeve and looked at the screen.

"Fuck!! Video!?"

Lu Haochen was taken aback by my mouthful of fragrance.

As for me, I quickly checked myself...

Huh... Good boy, luckily he didn't change into his pajamas, otherwise he would have been cheap for nothing.

He was wearing a white shirt now, but he didn't wear any pants, but he couldn't see it in the video, so it didn't matter.

"What's wrong with me?"

"I……"

Just as I was about to say something, Lu Haochen on the other side of the phone suddenly raised his hand to stop me:

"Wait, let me guess... well, is it because... I just made a call and you dropped your phone and bounced it in the face?"

"Lu Haochen..."

"Huh? What? Isn't it right?"

Lu Haochen on the phone asked innocently.

Naive... What a fart! !Are you holding the script in your hand? !

"You bastard installed a camera in my house!! You are a crime!!"

Holding the phone, I roared viciously, but... Lu Haochen just pointed to his forehead.

"what?"

Subconsciously stunned for a moment, Lu Haochen pointed at the screen again, pointing at the screen...meaning me?

forehead?

Wei Wei was taken aback, and subconsciously glanced at the phone, the me on the small screen...

The girl's pear blossoms were raining, her face was as red as red, and there was an unnatural blush on her forehead, as if she had been hit by something.

After covering his forehead, he realized that this guy really guessed it!

Lu Haochen looked at the way I was covering my forehead, and continued seriously:

"However, if the light hits the forehead, you probably won't cry because of your personality, so I guess... after you were knocked down by the mobile phone, you were hit on the nose by the dropped collection?"

"Ugh..."

This inference left me speechless.

"Pfft...hahahahaha!"

Seeing me like this, Lu Haochen on the other side burst out laughing. Seeing him smiling so happily, I felt a surge of anger in my heart, and asked angrily: