Extraordinary daily life starting from evil spirits

Shizhi: "It is conceivable that Hina must have put up a strong resistance at that time, which caused confusion in the remote control, and finally made the corpse look like that."

Ming: "What a cold-blooded researcher. But in the end, he met a more cold-blooded Nightmare and was tortured."

Shiori: "Huh? Isn't it because you simply forgot that there are still ten bullets?"

Ming: "Ahem, come on, let's start the next keyword."

Shiori: "Ah! Changing the subject again!"

——The Dirty Plot——

Shiori: "Speaking of which, the theatrical version this time is a bit erotic, and it's hot springs and night raids."

Ming: "Well, according to the author, when writing an article, it should be sweet where it can be sweet, cruel where it can be abused, and dirty where it can be dirty."

Shiori: "It's really an impactful way of writing."

Ming: "Ah, isn't it good, the protagonist of Fuli is Shiori-chan."

Shiori: "Woo..."

Ming: "Sure enough, should I burn it?"

Shiori: "Just don't want it!"

Ming: "Also, compared to the plot itself, the next keyword is what needs cleaning powder more."

Shiori: "The next keyword?"

Ming: "Yeah."

——Dirty Aircraft Carriers——

Ming: "The aircraft carriers are all dirty little experts."

Shiori: "The carrier-based aircraft swooped down with dirty barrage, what should we do?"

Ming: "Hmm... Call readers to gently wipe the delicate skin of the aircraft carrier with a bath cotton filled with bubbles, until the whole body becomes white and soft?"

Shiori: "Wait a minute! What, that filthy statement. Why did you say that the aircraft carriers are like girls?"

Ming: "Ah? The aircraft carrier...isn't it a girl?"

Shiori: "That's not true! In the common sense of ordinary people, it is impossible for an aircraft carrier to be a girl, right?"

Ming: "Woo... Hearing what Shidou said, I always feel that my head seems to have been impacted by the will of the universe."

Shiori: "Please wake up quickly, senpai."

Ming: "That's right... that's true, compared to bath cotton, you should use special cleaning tools to wipe the delicate skin of aircraft carriers!"

Shiori: "Totally wrong! After all, is the problem the cleaning tool?"

Order: "So, let's move on to the next keyword."

——Artificial Elf——

Shiori: "Speaking of which, is Hina alright?"

Ming: "The display device that was regarded as a spirit crystal has been dismantled, it doesn't matter now."

Shiori: "That's good. Speaking of which, what happened to the fake spirit crystal?"

Ming: "After all, it is not a real spirit crystal. After being hit by the demon-breaking arrow, it caused irreversible damage and was broken."

Shiori: "That's it, but it's okay, I believe Hina doesn't want to become the same as before."

Ming: "Yes. But it's not without gain, Mordred was brought back by us."

Shidou: "Will Hina be active as a Ratatoskr magician in the future?"

Ming: "That depends on my own thoughts. But compared to a magician, Hina seems to plan to come to the shrine to become a shrine maiden."

Shiori: "That's great, so senior sister can also lighten some of her burden."

Ming: "That's right. Ah... Hina's shrine maiden costume is so cute, do you want to see Shiori-chan?"

Shiori: "I... just forget what I said."

Ming: "Woo... so shy."

Shiori: "No road race..."

Ming: "Anyway, that's all for today's letter return visit."

Shiori: "Please look forward to the new volume, Five Rivers Disaster!"

Life: "The counterattack of the super herbivorous system, will the carnivorous system Shidao attack the entire Tiangong City? Read on with such questions! Don't miss it."

Shiori: "Wait for me! You can't pretend that you didn't hear what you said just now——!"

Chapter 1 The road to school like a lover

December [-]st, morning.

It is a day when one can feel the bitter cold and realize that the long winter has begun.

It is also a day when people don't want to get out of bed, feel the warmth and don't want to get up.

"It's so cold."

Ming breathed into his hands while walking on the way to Wuhe's house.As the temperature gradually drops, limescale removal becomes a painful ritual.But the so-called practice book is like this.

【Shidou probably didn't expect the temperature to cool down today. 】

She walked into Wuhe's house, while making breakfast, she looked towards the direction of the second floor and thought.

"It's better to make breakfast warmer."

Although the Japanese breakfast has very few tricks, the steaming miso soup; the white rice sprinkled with seaweed; the grilled black cod with mashed radish; It looks like it's warming up.

"Oh, is breakfast ready? I'll call Shidou right away."

Kotori who went downstairs said.

"I'll call him, Kotori, let's eat first."

"Well, then please."

Seemingly unable to resist the severe cold in winter and the temptation of breakfast, Kotori obediently sat at the dining table, happily enjoying the miso soup that was just right in winter, although it was a little hot.

So he ordered to go to the second floor, and knocked on Shidou's door.

"Sure enough...it's useless."

Shidou, who had to wake up with candy on his feet, was obviously a drowsy type, and after knocking on the door for a while, there was no response from inside.

"Hey hey, excuse me then."

Ming thought for a while, then quietly got into Shidou's room.

"Shidou, wake up."

The boy was still wrapped in a quilt, and seemed to be sleeping soundly.Ming stepped forward, pushed him gently and said.

"Alas……"

Shidou turned over, but he didn't seem to want to get up.

"Shidou...was up...was up...uh...really..."

After pushing for a long time without any response, Ming sighed distressedly, then climbed onto the bed, straddled Shidou's body, and shook Shita vigorously.

"Ugh... let me sleep for another 5 minutes... Kotori..."

"No, breakfast will be cold."

Hearing Shidou's sly voice, Ming said angrily and amusedly.

"Sleep again... 5 minutes..."

"Ahem, although kawaii Yakumo-senpai doesn't know how to use candy to land her feet, but if Shidou continues to sleep, people will use their mobile phones to take pictures of Shidou's cute sleeping face."

Ming cleared his throat and said mischievously.

"Take...photograph?"

Finally, Shidou seemed to realize something and opened his eyes.

"Good morning, Shidou."

Ming said with a smile.

"Morning... good morning, Yakumo-senpai."

Seeing the girl riding on him wearing a bunny apron and showing a warm smile, Shidou said with a little heartbeat.

"Well, if you wake up, wash up quickly and eat."

Ming nodded, climbed down from Shidou's bed and said with a smile while taking off his apron.

"Yeah, I got it."

Shidou nodded, and after Kokoro went downstairs, he began to wash, then changed out of his pajamas and put on his school uniform.

[Today Yakumo-senpai came to call me. 】

While changing clothes, he thought to himself.It always feels completely different from the usual feeling when Yukotori wakes her up.

[It's like... qi... zi... the same feeling... ah, what else can I think about! 】

Shidou, who realized that his head was starting to think wildly, shook his head vigorously.I don't know if it's because of fate, but I always feel dizzy.

【what? 】

No, this wasn't the kind of dizziness caused by the atmosphere or emotion, Shidou touched his forehead and found that he seemed to have a cold and a fever.

【Did you sleep without closing the window yesterday? 】

He thought helplessly.But because it's not very serious, I don't plan to ask for leave.He went downstairs to eat at his usual pace.

--split line--

After dinner, Shidou prepared to go to school.

"Wait a minute, Shidou."

At this time, life stopped him.

"What's the matter, senpai?"

Shidou asked.

"Go change into a thicker coat, it's cold outside."

Ming looked at Shidou's attire, shook his head and said.

"Really? Then I'll go and change it."

Shidou nodded, although he felt that wearing a coat would be enough, but since Ming said so, it must be cold outside.

After changing his clothes, he and Ming walked towards the school.

[Yakumo-senpai is wearing very thin clothes. 】

On the way, he took a look at Ming's clothes. There should be no problem with a warm windbreaker over the school uniform, but the girl didn't wear gloves or a scarf, and she only had pantyhose under her short skirt to keep out the cold.

"Shidou, where are you looking?"

"Huh? No... Well, I was just thinking—isn't senior sister cold?"

Noticing that Ming was staring at him, while he was staring at the girl's thigh, Shidou hurriedly explained in a panic.

"Well, it's a bit cold. That's why I asked Shidou to wear more clothes."

Ming gave a wry smile. I don't know if it was because I was frozen to the wood after finishing the scale, or for some other reason. When I felt cold again, I had already left the shrine for a long time.Going back to change clothes meant that he couldn't make breakfast for Shidou and the others, so Ming finally gave up on this tempting idea.

"Then, do you want to lend the gloves to senior sister?"

Shidou asked.

"No, in that case, Shidou would just..."

Ming tapped his lips with his fingertips and thought for a while, then said, "Ah, yes!"