Extraordinary daily life starting from evil spirits

"Boy, boy, look this way."

Just when Shidou was thinking about whether he could take the opportunity to relax, Nia's voice caught his attention.

"Let me tell you, you can see Fatty's tie from here."

I saw Erya turned sideways, and from the high slit of the cheongsam, there was a rope tied with a bow.Black.

"It's really dangerous to dress up, as long as you pinch the tie and pull it lightly, it will turn into a vacuum Nia-chan. How about it, young man, don't you feel tempted? If it's a young man, even if you pull it, I won't be angry. "

Nia pointed at her own fat belt, and blinked at Shidou.

"Ugh..."

Immediately, Shidou's mind was occupied by the scene where Panji gradually slipped from between his legs as the belt was loosened after that.

"Huh? Shidou-san looks pretty good right now?"

Suddenly, a voice came from behind that made Shidou's hair stand on end.

Boom!

The heavy blow to the shin bone caused Shidou to fall to the ground with tears in pain.Then what I saw was Kotori who changed into a black bun at some point, and a cruel smile in the commander mode.

"Little... little bear?"

And because of the angle of view, and the design problem of the short hem cheongsam itself, you can see the unobstructed Bear Pangci.

"Hey!?"

Qinli was stunned for a moment, then her face turned red quickly, and then, she jumped up high, made a flying kick and fell...

"Sex ghost Shidao, give me a good reflection!"

"Zaku!?"

Accompanied by the long-lost touch of candy landing in the abdomen, and the sharp pain in the stomach.Today's Shidou learned new knowledge about sister bean:

The bun head is also a kind of hair band, the white one is the sister mode, and the black one is the commander mode.

As for the stuffed buns and cheongsams, they can't fully represent the Chinese style.it is a pity……

The three people present did not have such common sense.

Five Rivers Spring Festival (2)

The next day, 04:30 p.m.

"Okay, that should be all right."

Ming stood in front of Yakumo's house, looked at the Spring Festival couplets on the gate, the upside-down blessing characters, and the cute piggy picture, and nodded with satisfaction.

Although celebrating the Spring Festival at a shrine seems a bit strange from a religious point of view.However, Yakumo's house behind the shrine is considered a private residential area, so it doesn't pay so much attention.

The Spring Festival couplets were obtained from the Chinese annual meeting yesterday, accompanied by uncooked dumplings and red envelopes of all sizes.

【Let’s eat dumplings for dinner today.Shidou and the others will definitely be surprised. 】

Looking at the dumplings in his hand, Ming thought with a smile.The dumplings are very traditional stuffed with pork, cabbage and carrots and mutton, which taste very delicious.

When it comes to dumplings, China and Japan are quite different.First of all, the mainstream of Japanese dumplings is pan-fried dumplings. Secondly, garlic and other ingredients are directly added to the dumpling filling, which has a strong taste. What’s more, a garlic clove is directly wrapped in it. Finally, the most incredible point ——In Japan, dumplings are eaten with rice!

That's right, it's a kind of side dish.

But this time, they were ordered to take traditional Chinese dumplings, and the girl was secretly looking forward to what kind of reaction Shidou and the others would make.

Accompanied by some red envelopes, in short, Ming intends to share the happiness of the Spring Festival with Shidao and others today.

[So, a year has passed. 】

Compared with the New Year in Japan, spending the Spring Festival has a feeling that the year is over and the new year is about to begin.

[I'm about to graduate, and Shidou is about to enter the third grade. 】

The girl was walking on the road, looking at the distant sky, and couldn't help thinking about the future.Regardless of what happened to Dem's plot, she felt that the elves and Shidou would eventually return to their peaceful daily lives.

【Shidou, maybe he would choose to be a cook? 】

In Ming's impression, Shidou likes cooking very much.Although there are also sayings not to regard hobbies as work, because heavy work will make people lose their original love for this hobby.

However, Ming felt that with Shidou's enthusiasm for cooking, even if he really became a cook, he would not hate cooking because of it.

【Really, even though he is a boy, he cooks so well. 】

She thought with some dumbfounding.

【However, if Shidou chooses to be with me...】

Looking at the gradually setting sun, Ming suddenly had a somewhat absurd but not impossible thought.What if Shidou chose to run the shrine with him?

He was admitted to a Shinto university, and then he became a shrine master, and he himself became a priestess. The two ran a small shrine together, and then passed this shrine to their children...

"Wow, what was I thinking?"

The girl blushed and shook her head, feeling that if she continued to think like this, she would develop in a terrible direction.

Just when Ming was thinking wildly, the gate of Wuhe's house had appeared in front of her.However, compared to the foreign culture that the girl is about to bring to the elves, she first showed a surprised expression.

"What, what is this!?"

Fate's surprise was not without reason.Because at this time, Spring Festival couplets were posted in front of the gate of Wuhe's house.

[Gather together in Xia Shiyu, the most raging on the river. 】

[A humble craftsman draws morning glory, and morning glory is also beautiful. 】

He ordered to look left and right, and then showed a dumbfounding face.To say why...

"This... is a scarlet sentence, right?"

No matter how you look at it, it looks like something made by piecing together Matsuo Basho's scarlet sentences.The handwriting doesn't look like it has been practiced in calligraphy. If I guess correctly, it should be the masterpiece of an elf.

"But horizontal batches are great."

Looking at the banner above the door, Ming smiled and nodded.What was written on it was—【Favorite Shidou】.Do you want to put such an inscription on your own horizontal batch?

"No!"

While thinking this way, Shidou seemed to have noticed movement outside the door, so he ran out in a panic.

"Ah, you didn't say anything?"

"Anyway, my sister must want to put similar sentences on the Spring Festival couplets at home, right? What if the South Fox Group sees it?"

Facing Ming with his mouth covered in a smirk, Shidou explained the strange idea of ​​a certain little fox with one word.

"Hey hey, it was discovered."

"Because she's a senior. So after Miku wrote such a sentence, I guessed it would be like this."

Shidou sighed.

"Oh, since that's the case, I have no choice but to give up."

"That's right, wake up quickly."

Hearing the words of fate, Shidou heaved a sigh of relief.If the Spring Festival couplets at the shrine really become like that, the consequences are a bit unimaginable.

"Then... write 【Shidouの花婚】."

However, the last sentence of fate caused Shidou, who had already turned his back and was about to walk back, to fall on the ground.

"Sister Yakumo..."

"Hehe, Shidou, Happy New Year!"

Seeing Shidou blushing and looking a little embarrassed, Ming showed an expression of success, and then handed out the red envelope.

"Ah, happy new year, senior sister. Red envelopes... This is the same as Chinese New Year. But, don't they usually come from elders?"

Because Japan also has the custom of giving out red envelopes during the New Year, Shidou is no stranger to the things that Ming handed over.

"Because I'm a senior, so I'm an elder."

"Yes, yes, then I will accept it. Yajuya should be very happy, because I bought the [Dark Blessing Brooch] yesterday, it seems that my wallet is in a hurry."

"That's it, then I'll give her the red envelope as soon as possible. By the way, thank Qinli for me."

Ming took a look at the various New Year's goods purchased by Wuhe's family. From the large-scale fireworks, which Shidao could not get at all, it can be seen that this is the Spring Festival banquet prepared by Fraxinus, the little commander.

"As expected of a senior, by the way, can you help me see how everyone's preparations are going? After all, it's the Spring Festival, and seniors know the customs best, right?"

"Until then, Shidou, here, these are dumplings."

Koki handed the prepared gyoza to Shidou.

"Chinese-style dumplings? Wow, the dumpling skin is so thick."

"Because they are boiled, they are thicker than Japanese gyoza. By the way, you don't need to eat it with rice. Gyoza is the staple food."

Ming said after handing the gyoza to Shidou.

"Huh? Don't need rice?"

"Well, no need."

"This, that's it. It's okay, although it feels a little strange, but it's not bad to try the way of eating in my sister's hometown. If you cook it, I'll do it."

"Afterwards, I have to make the dipping sauce for the dumplings, so Shidou is not familiar with it at all. Just leave the cooking to me, and Shidou will help me go up to see everyone.

It doesn’t matter if the customs are wrong, I think the most important thing about Chinese New Year is that everyone is happy. "

Ming skillfully fastened the apron, and then walked into the kitchen.Although there are indeed many customs during Chinese New Year, she doesn't intend to correct them one by one. Rather, if the elves and Shidou can be happy, even if they collectively turn into buns in cheongsam and the Spring Festival couplets are written as scarlet sentences, it's actually nothing.

"In that case, I'll go and see everyone, and look forward to the senior sister's cooking."

Shidou nodded, then walked out of Itsuka's house and headed towards the spirit's apartment.

[Everyone, it should be all right, right? 】

While thinking this way, Shidou felt a little uneasy. After all, according to past experience, the so-called no problem is basically impossible.

So the moment he opened the door, what he saw was Miku who was writing Spring Festival couplets, and Liu Kui who was blushing and stripped to nothing but her underwear.

"Hey?"

Shidou tilted his head with a confused face.

Five Rivers Spring Festival (3)

Shidou closed the door and rubbed his eyes.

He seemed to refuse to acknowledge what was happening before him.After a long time, Shidou took a deep breath, stretched out his hand cautiously, turned his head while turning the doorknob to look inside.

Regrettably, the picture that came into view did not change much - Miku, who was blushing and panting, writing a couplet in contentment, and standing beside her, with her hands covering her chest, blushing , I don’t know what to do, Liu Gu——I only wear underwear, and the small pants with aqua blue bubble pattern can be seen at a glance.

"Officer... H?"

Noticing that Shidou opened the door to peek at him again not long after he ran out, Mukuro tilted his head, but he didn't have the slightest intention to hide it.

"Huh? Oh, sorry, I'm going out now!"

Because the scene in front of him was too surreal, he didn't realize how inappropriate it was for him to appear here at the beginning.But calm down and think about it carefully, no matter what the reason is, even if Liu Xie stands naked in front of the entrance, as a boy, he should avoid it.

"Hey? What's the matter? Anyway, if it's Darling, everyone won't care, right?"

"Just like what Meijiu said, please feel free to appreciate what officials say, Liu'er is not angry."

Unfortunately, when Shidou came to his senses, Miku also came to his senses.So he was caught and dragged into the porch.With the sound of the door lock being clicked, this place has become an inescapable New Year's wine pool and meat forest.

"Unfortunately, if I had known that Darling would be here, I would have taken off two."

Meijiu looked at the couplet in front of her with a regretful expression, as if hesitating for something.

"No, that's why—why do you have to take off your clothes when writing Spring Festival couplets?"

Shidou turned his head away as much as possible so as not to look at Rokukui.He tried to calm himself down, but it didn't seem to work.But even so, Shidou can understand one thing, that is, writing Spring Festival couplets and undressing are not necessarily related.

"The officials don't know something. In a foreign country, in order to train children to fight neatly, if they make mistakes, they will take off one piece of clothing. Liu'er is not good at fighting, so he is punished here."

From Shidou's point of view, Liu Kui was talking nonsense in a serious manner.But judging by her expression, it doesn't look like she's joking.That is to say...

"Who taught you this knowledge?"

"Miku."

Shidou turned his head abruptly, and stared at Miku with condemning eyes.Although Liu Gu is not the kind of elf who has no common sense of life, but his personality seems a little dull.As for the culprit who took advantage of the girl's natural attributes, he could have guessed it even without mentioning it.

"Ahem, Darling, although it sounds unbelievable. However, this is the knowledge I learned locally when I went to hold concerts overseas. It is the so-called most authentic New Year custom. So no matter what It's unbelievable, isn't Darling planning to let Miss Ming have an authentic Spring Festival?"