Landlord with umbrella but no knife

The Landlord Brings an Umbrella but Doesn't Bring a Knife Author: Jiang Wu

【brief introduction】

As a small landlord, see the world.

Yy's youth, everyone just smiles.

Chapter 1 My college grades are not satisfactory (1/)

My college grades were less than ideal.

Just kidding, high math from freshman to senior year, English level [-] has not been passed.

Although I made up for it in the end, but with a second degree certificate, I might as well find some excuses for not studying.

I don't have any company internship experience, and I feel suitable for me when I walk into the scorching sun of the school recruitment fair. There are only real estate sales by phone, financial sales by defrauding money, and security guards at the door.

I was aimless, and I didn't think I could get ahead. I just wanted to hang out in this city.

I don't want to go home, I don't want to accept the arrangement, and I don't have the ability.

I ate a bowl of 10 yuan fried noodles, greasy, with too much MSG, and the minced meat inside seemed like a distant dream.

Everyone is crowded waiting to be harvested by the capital, and running into Fubao becomes a leek for overtime work.

I'm different, I'm not even qualified to be a leek, I'm an iron bastard.

I'm still joking, I just want to experience the difficulty of going to work as a freshman.

I don't want to be told why I don't eat meat, I try my best to make myself cheap, ordinary, and disappear in the crowd. I especially like to observe the various situations in the world, and slowly treat job fairs as small stages one after another.

Looking at the ups and downs of the crowd, some people have dignified faces, some are confident, some are careless, and some are innocent.

Dad bought a few houses here, knew that I had graduated, and knew that I was not a good person, so he asked me to be a landlord.

"You boy, I don't expect you to make a name for yourself. Don't cause trouble for me. Just be a landlord in peace."

"Che, I really thought I could value your poor houses. Let me tell you, Dad, I'm just as successful without a house."

"Okay, then give me the key back."

"I'm lying to you, I will manage it well."

"Remember, don't rent to those friends who don't need money. These apartments are all well-decorated, and they are all in high-end residential areas. They should be rented to people with style, understand? I don't have much time to take care of them. You should be able to do small things like this. Ok?"

"I can't do it well, I'm a bastard who only knows how to play games." I said mockingly.

"You kid, you're a fool, that's fine, I know you don't want to take over my business, and you want to live freely."

"Almost, I want to be a useless soul, wandering lazily on the streets of this city, watching people make money and birds die for food."

"Come on, read some books, I'm pretending to be a literary youth with your dad." Dad hung up the phone, and I rubbed the hot keys in my pocket, and walked out of the field with a smile.

The senior girl has a somewhat naive face on her face.

Those green teas who used to play with ordinary boys between applause have never experienced the real sinister heart.

The school is full of pretentious farewell atmosphere, and everyone is still taking pictures in the ivory tower, thinking that the future will be better than the present, and the sun will always shine.

I watched their delicate makeup not melt under the scorching sun, but looked greasy. They put on masks early to disguise themselves, but they still couldn't hide their superficial courage.

I squinted my eyes slightly, and couldn't quite remember their looks, although many of them were beautiful to my taste.

During the four years of college, I saved a lot of money just by saving pocket money. I never fell in love once, and never once licked a dog, because I like mature women, not those girls with cardamom tips in school.

I want to see them rolling in the mud, suffering in anxiety, saying they broke up after graduation, falling in love for eight years, giving up their boyfriends, for a better life that is illusory, I want to see those exquisite green teas being abandoned, I want I saw the goddesses walking out of society and being beaten into their original shape.

What goddess?It will soon be overwhelmed by the tide of consumption, and soon, there will be this and that cruel story for me to reap the benefits of the fisherman.

The most important thing is that my dad promised to be the landlord of my house after graduation.

There is no house, how can the golden house hide the beauty?How can there be a stage to watch a play?

In the circle of friends, all kinds of girls post their graduation photos, photos of the small circle, what era sisters, what best girlfriends, what will continue to get better after graduation.

I added countless girls, but they never spoke. The address book added them from the beginning to the end. They are alumni, and generally they are not very likely to refuse. Appreciate the audience, right?

This is not my long-planned idea, but it is amidst the hustle and bustle of everyone.

I sent such a circle of friends.

"XX community, there is a well-decorated house for rent, four bedrooms and one living room, 159 square meters, transparent from north to south, please contact me if you need it , check in with bags.

You can raise cats and dogs, graduates of this school, the price can be lower than the market, no need to deposit one to pay three, just deposit one to pay one. "

This set posted in the circle of friends is quite suitable for college graduates who are full of longing.

The five suites my father gave me are the epitome of different areas of the city.

I have personally visited every neighborhood.

Know their geographic location.

When my dad buys a house, he basically depends on the new house, the subway entrance, and the type of apartment.

The apartment I gave is not in the city center, but it is at the subway entrance, two stops to the central square of the city, the CBD next to it is like a star ring, a supermarket is a few steps downstairs, standing on the balcony on the 27th floor If you look a little farther up, you will see those landmarks.

Here you can take a look at the blue sky of Hangzhou, and let those girls who have dreams and a little money in their hands touch the mirage of the city's prosperity.

Of course, the whole rental price is terrible, generally around 8000-10000.

It is absolutely impossible for an ordinary girl who is careful and careful to have such courage.

Most of the people who want to live here are the school's group of women who consider themselves upper-class.

But three bedrooms and one living room can be shared by three or four people.

Can I still suffer a little by myself and help them share some of the rent?

The request is very simple, I want the most comfortable master bedroom, and the price will be directly reduced to 2000 per person per month, is it understandable?

The decoration design of this house can only be regarded as simple and European in my eyes. I have seen more magnificent and more connotative ones.

But this kind of design is not unique, everyone is used to seeing it, living in it, and being comfortable.

This is their first step towards the dream of petty bourgeois sentiment.

Although my dad gave me an extra house to live in, I don't want to waste it.

I'm going to keep my eyes open and look at the urban life of these people.

colorful?Or feasting and feasting?

I chuckled and looked at myself who had been unknown for four years in college. I, who never got more than two likes in my circle of friends, received countless likes very quickly.

Compared with those exaggerated and beautiful photos, everyone can’t wait to start the voyage of social life and want to get on the boat. The house I’m talking about makes people imagine, and the price is negotiable, which is self-evident.

I think that there are so many self-reliant, independent and proud girls nowadays, they should sneer at me, thinking that it’s no big deal for a person like me to have a house, it’s just old-fashioned, no one will really come to rent a bad dog like me house? ?

Chapter 2 Three lucky tenants~? (2/)

I know all three girls standing in front of me.

It’s not that I deliberately collect information like a pervert. There are so many self-deceiving gossips in the ivory tower. In a university with a strong social atmosphere, every little trouble of a good-looking woman is analyzed by a good-looking woman. Unfortunately, I I know quite a few boys like this who are slightly fanatical and want to lick but have no chance, so they can only add oil and vinegar behind their backs to have some fun.

Of course, most of this information is wrong.

My understanding is only through these people's guesswork.

They were the first batch of lucky ones today, like the children who got a golden ticket to participate in Charlie's Chocolate Factory.

There are quite a lot of people asking questions on the V letter, and this level of chatting is quite serious. The more green tea women are, the more they know how to wait for the price. It is difficult to exchange more information without meeting each other. It is easy to establish reserve and pride in the face of strange men, not to mention that there are many goddesses who are spoiled by dog ​​licking.

Just looking at the circle of friends, everyone in Na is glamorous, and everyone looks like a vibrant uptown socialite.

Everyone seemed to be unable to understand the hints, and everyone pretended that I really came to make friends, and that I was really a good classmate for the convenience of everyone, just like the boys they knew who didn't ask for anything in return.

Closer to home, the first girl, Lin Yi, has a white chiffon skirt, bare feet, a neighborly style, sweet dimples when she smiles, and her makeup is not too much, with obvious light makeup, she looks cute and cute, around 162.

I have a boyfriend who is preparing for postgraduate entrance examination.

Her appearance is only averagely sweet, but there is a kind of innocent ignorance, flickering eyes, pretending to be innocent and hypocritical, not as silly as sweet, does she seem to be ignorant of the world?

The second girl, Liu Yue, has a light blue skirt with gradient colors, very light and thin silk, with a kind of restrained charm. The heels of the high heels are not attractive, only less than 5cm.

Just right stiletto, visually around 166.

She looks much more mature. According to the current information, she also has a boyfriend. It seems that she accompanied her from high school to university, and applied for the same major. They have been together until now.

Seems to be quite affectionate and committed.

There were no bad reviews, but Lin Yi did say that she was being fostered.

It is generally unrealistic. It is unlikely that a nurturing person will come to share the apartment with the girls. Shared renting is the easiest to find clues.

As far as I know now, Liu Yue is very innocent, but to be reasonable, such an affectionate and long-lasting boyfriend is all rushing to get married, and won't stay together after graduation?

Entering the burnout period?

I don't speculate maliciously, I generally assume that their elegance is really elegant, and I don't think darkly that this woman is rusty iron that has been battle-tested, and she is going to be corrupted and disillusioned, and she will be manipulated by money at will.

No, it's not that outrageous.

I just found a problem. To be honest, I would rather be a bystander, and provide these girls with dreams with a wonderful residence, so that they can get up with confidence every morning to face the crowds and small selves.

In fact, I am very kind and want to be a good person~ just kidding~ haha.

There wasn't much other emotion in Liu Yue's gaze, her current expression was reserved, wary and distant.

Of course I look a little sloppy, and I'm wearing a very casual 75 yuan cultural shirt with the Shadow Demon logo.

The last girl, Ye Shuang

A mint green suspender dress, a plane model who has worked part-time many times, and a height of about 170. Mint green is a fresh color that I personally like, but it is incompatible with it and quite eye-catching. It is the tattoo on her arm. unknown pattern.

She likes pretending to play with lighters very much. The short blonde hair with highlight dyes is very attractive. In terms of appearance alone, this woman is quite capable. There is a strange wildness in her eyes, her facial features are extremely three-dimensional, and her eye shadow is slightly exaggerated. Hold on, her appearance is really indiscriminate, this woman likes to play music, listen to folk songs, and dance hip-hop, and she seems to have a boyfriend too, who is outside of school, but I don't know.

Her lip color is also cold, and her cheekbones are quite high. She looks at me a little condescendingly, thinking that I am too ordinary, far from her uniqueness.

"Hello Jiang, um, please show us." Lin Yi's voice sounded soft and delicious, sweet and crispy.

"Okay, this way." I didn't show much enthusiasm either.

There are not too many elements in this community. In my eyes, the gardens and greenery are the same, it is a bustling cloud of smoke coming out of thousands of assembly lines.

It’s just that the sunshine interval is not bad. Each building looks very grand. The lobby wants to be designed magnificently, but it’s a bit stretched. It has an artistic sense and artificial splicing art. I put a few large oil paintings and marbles, thinking about improving it. In style.

I was leading the way, and I didn't introduce much, and Liu Yue and Ye Shuang wouldn't take the initiative to talk to me, they looked around reservedly, and didn't want to express their opinions soon.

When we arrived at our floor, there were two stairs and two households, it was quite quiet and comfortable, once Liu Yue entered the room, her eyes changed a bit.

Quite a spacious hall, the TV does not look lonely on the background board of the whole wall, the living room has floor-to-ceiling windows, the sofa has a leather accent that looks like British makeup, and the color matching is also very simple.

There is no need to introduce the open kitchen, mini bar, dishwasher and central air-conditioning, and I am too lazy to say more. They can clearly see what kind of life this kind of house represents.

"What a big balcony..." Lin Yi excitedly stood on the balcony, as did Ye Shuang and Liu Yue. They overlooked the bustling downstairs and thousands of ordinary people like them running around in the busy traffic. They might feel that At this moment, he also looked extraordinary.

"It's really good." Liu Yue also added lightly, with a heartbeat in her eyes that couldn't be concealed.

The balcony is very big and empty. I didn't put any potted plants, and I didn't bother to play with flowers and plants. The automatic clothes drying rack has not yet carried my change of clothes. Putting a pet here is no problem at all.

"Is this your own house?"

"That's right. My dad bought it. He said it might be too wasteful for me to live alone. He asked me to rent it out depending on the situation." My tone was very calm.

"That is to say, you are going to live here too?" Ye Shuang narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at me more vigilantly.

"Basically, I won't bother you. This is the master bedroom. I usually stay in the master bedroom. There is a separate bathroom outside. The bathroom in my master bedroom is separate.

Of course, I will lower the price.

As for you feeling uncomfortable, there is no way. I can't rent out all the houses with such a large size and complete conditions. Should I rent another one by myself? "

"That's right, how much lower can the price be?" Ye Shuang hugged her chest and stared at me with a rebellious face, trying to find some flaws in my eyes.

"The market price is about 2 yuan for the entire rent. I took the best master bedroom myself. You pay 2000 a month for each of you. You pay one for each deposit. Water and electricity are not counted. You can use the kitchen and living room if you want."

"Can I bring my friends to play on the rest day?" Lin Yi asked with a smile.

"You can, but it's better not to be too noisy. The living room is generally not too big, and you can't hold any large parties."

"Can I keep pets?" Liu Yue pursed her lips.