Landlord with umbrella but no knife

"Huh? You don't... want me to take the initiative to kiss you, do you? If you take the initiative, I can't help it, right, to be reasonable..."

"Get lost, whoever wants to take the initiative, go ahead and dream." Ye Shuang wanted to shake off my hand angrily.

"Okay, okay, I see you are pitiful, give me a kiss..."

"Hey, you make me look like a stray cat? Why am I pitiful? I need you to be pitiful..."

"They're here, hurry up!" I suddenly lowered my voice, and Ye Shuang also foolishly walked over to me. The sound of footsteps was right in front of my eyes, and Ye Shuang kissed me without hesitation.

Her lips were soft and a little cold, and there was a sweet taste on her crimson lips. She closed her eyes, with a little fear and uneasiness, but also a very natural seriousness and density. Her long legs were almost straight, and her high heels were dead. Hitting the ground dead, all emotions rushed into my mind.

Of course her hands would grab me tightly, like a drowning person grabbing a life-saving straw, I was hurt by her scratching.

The shadow demon's logo was stretched by her, and Nevin Moore looked a little funny.

Her liking is straightforward, the kiss is almost suffocating, green and distant, it is quite delicious.

When the footsteps disappeared...Ye Shuang raised her head to look at me, tears were in her eyes...

She suddenly thought of something, "Hey... why did Liu Yue come over? I want to kiss you??!" Her eyes widened.

"I don't know, I'm a little panicked." I wasn't panicked at all.

"Ha you?"

"Seeing that you want me to kiss you so much, why don't you find an excuse, but you, you kiss me so hard that I almost suffocate, I want to kiss you casually, it's better for you..."

"You're still talking! Shut up!" Ye Shuang under the street lamp turned cherries red and plantains green.

The red one is her face, and it goes without saying what the green one is.

"It's the first time I kiss a woman's small mouth, and it feels good. No wonder the ancients said that there are four things that are worth tasting, chicken bones, sheep brains, Dongfangbai's sleep, and a little woman's mouth."

"You liar, bastard!"

"Let's talk about it first, it's just that my little nanny fell in love with me suddenly, so without any extra money, your salary is still five thousand."

"Get out, you, I really...really..." Ye Shuang wanted to scold me a few words, but she was a little embarrassed. The hand she had just withdrawn from my waist was held in my palm again.

"After tossing and tossing for so long, why don't you go eat? I'll take you to eat some stir-fried vegetables. Now it's time for me to treat you?"

"I'm almost full of you! I'm still eating..." She frowned pretendingly, but she couldn't hide the joy that jumped out of the paper.

"Indeed, you should be angry if you are so easily deceived by me? I don't know who said that my deception is nothing more than that?"

"I'm just..."

"Still pretending?"

"I just fell out of love. You... took the opportunity. I'm very sad. You just took advantage of me, bastard, the drawbridge effect... I..." She was incoherent.

"Well, well, well, I just want to take advantage of you, but I won't really support you, don't worry."

"Isn't this even more disturbing? Hey!" She pushed me.

"Let's go, silly woman." I was still holding her hand, and she murmured something to me, "You have to dare to say what happened at night... tell others..."

"No, this morality is still there."

"Don't think about them... Lin Yi's boyfriend is a high-achieving student who is going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and his family conditions are not bad. As for Liu Yue... Her boyfriend has been with her for almost five years since high school. You have no chance, she Tonight, I'm supposed to take my boyfriends home for the night... Their boyfriends are all very nice, unlike you, who are idle and know how to... bully people." Ye Shuang stood next to me.

"You mean, let me only pet you?"

"Think too much!"

"Then let's bet 100. I bet that Liu Yue's boyfriend will come out and go back alone later, and he won't even be able to go upstairs."

"Huh? How is it possible, the relationship between the two of them is not known how good it is!"

"That's easy. Give me your mobile phone. Each of our heads of household can directly connect to the surveillance camera at the door of our building. Don't you know after looking at it?"

"Then, here... are they all so high-end now? There are still probes..."

"What's so high-end about this, the access control downstairs, you can also directly swipe your face, come here, open it, you hold it, I'll hold it for you to see."

"Are you taking advantage of me??" Ye Shuang cursed softly, still leaning in my arms, we looked at the camera and after 2 minutes, Liu Yue and her boyfriend walked to the door, there was no sound, we You can only see them talking.

Liu Yue smiled, and didn't seem to do anything else, and hugged and kissed goodbye warmly when there was no parting.

They stood downstairs for less than 3 minutes, and the rather gentle man gave Liu Yue the exquisite packaging bag in his hand, and waved away.

"No... no way? Really not going upstairs??" Ye Shuang was stunned, "Is that an exaggeration??"

"There are two explanations, one explanation is that their relationship is as solid as gold, love is stronger than gold, they have a tacit understanding, and they are very clear about the goal of struggle, so there is no doubt, and they respect each other as guests.

The second explanation is that Liu Yue feels that this relationship is not going well, and life seems boring. She has been looking at this man's face for so long, and she is tired. She wants to start a different new life, but in the new life, there is no such thing man.

Which do you guess? "I smiled lazily, in fact, there is another guess...

"Come on, you just use the worst malice to speculate on others, and you wish that other people's lives will be torn apart, so that you can take advantage of this opportunity, the worst is you!" She punched me sternly.

Chapter 11 You are flying moths to the flame~(2/)

"Hey, I'm sad when you say that. I have provided you with the most comfortable environment at the most affordable price. Which subway station do you go to can rent a house with various facilities for 2000 yuan? It's so convenient for you to enjoy Hangzhou The prosperity of the night."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"The original problem, I didn't say a word to Liu Yue at all, can this be my fault? Isn't it outrageous? I can't instigate Liu Yue to tell her boyfriend not to go upstairs, can I? I said yes Yes, it’s okay to stay overnight, the doors of my house are all matched with xx, the sound insulation effect is very good, it’s no problem for them to open a home theater inside.”

"Tch, it's your fault anyway, you lost."

"? Classic cheating?"

"Who told you to take advantage of me? You didn't allow me to take it back when you took advantage of me? What's wrong with you?" Ye Shuang got used to being in my arms so quickly, and began to feel confident...

I took a picture of her angrily...

"What are you doing? Seju..."

"Don't wear fishnet socks next time, really, it's so dirty..."

"But I started to change the subject again? Excuse me?" The woman Ye Shuang is also so naive that I can't help but laugh.

I took her by the hand and went to a supper restaurant near my home that I thought was pretty good.

Originally, this restaurant was very dignified and despised late-night snacks. This year’s business is not good. Damn, it has completely put down the shelf of a big hotel and started to make takeaway lunch boxes. This restaurant, which starts at 300 yuan per family, sells business lunch boxes for 30 yuan. …Haha, I have also started making supper, and there are quite a few dishes that I can order.

"The two of us order five dishes?"

"Four dishes and one soup, no problem."

"It's a waste, you idiot, you, you were careful when you took a taxi just now..."

"Aren't you trying to take advantage of me? That won't let you take advantage of me."

"What I want is not this kind of ... this kind of purely meaningless squandering, okay? What kind of lobsters are you getting for a good night... What kind of bird's nest cup, this kind of flashy..."

"Didn't I also order a roast chicken?"

"Big fish and big meat..." Ye Shuang was not pretending, but really hesitated.

"I know that the effect of eating bird's nest is not much different from that of wolfberry leaves, but the bird's nest and sea cucumber soup in this restaurant is very delicious. It's a signature dish. It's not expensive, and you can finish it in a few bites."

"Just order a home-cooked meal, and the roast chicken is pretty good..."

"The principle I follow is that when eating out, you must eat what you can't make at home. If you want to make it at home, just make it yourself. The cheese oysters and cheese lobster, then I really can't make them It’s great, the taste is not adjusted properly, and I don’t feel that way.”

"Oh? That means you can cook a lot of potluck??"

"It's reasonable, you are my nanny, shouldn't you do the daily routine?"

"Tch, just talking without practicing, anyone can talk about it."

"No, I found that after the two of us kissed, your attitude became more and more arrogant? To be fair, you are a nanny now, and you are in debt..."

"Of course, I felt a little owed to you at first, but now I don't have it at all. Anyway, you bastard took advantage of it, and you are going to make it worse by answering shyly, and... I am really moved... Nothing, nothing to say. "Ye Shuang said the last sentence, but still lowered her voice.

"Admit it so quickly? It's boring for you..."

"Nonsense, don't admit it, waiting to be teased by you? In the few hours I've been with you, I've found that you always like to grab people's tricks, and you're weird..."

"Hey, did you find out about this?"

"But... if I kiss you, you will shut up." Ye Shuang's eyes were burning with peach blossoms.

If the waiter hadn't come in to deliver the food, I would have been fooled by her kiss, this woman.

She stuck out her tongue and looked embarrassedly at the waiter who knocked on the door and came in, who understood the atmosphere and smiled politely. When he left, she kicked me again.

"It's all your fault! It's embarrassing, disgusting!"

"You really are, you are so active..."

"Shut up, you seduced me, it's all your fault, shameless scum..."

"Okay, the smell of love is too sour, Ye Shuang, don't blame me for not reminding you, you keep calling me a scumbag, you should know my essence, it's really not a good thing, I can't love you exclusively, It's even more impossible to treat you as a girlfriend or something, indulge you without a bottom line, understand? Don't be too proactive..."

"You...why...say this kind of thing? I know...hehe, I'm irresponsible if I know you want to finish the game?"

"almost."

"?? You explain it."

"Is there anything to explain, you have said that I am a shameless bastard, how do you want me to explain, I know that you are weaving a kind of dream for yourself, but I am not like you when you are unable to extricate yourself, scolding me angrily Why didn't I wake you up earlier.

I just wanted to grab your palm and take advantage of you. I never imagined that you could be so easily freed from being broken in one night, kiss me so actively, and advance by leaps and bounds.

If I hadn't been able to sit still, I'm afraid I wouldn't be in a hotel now.

Don't trust strangers so much, okay?Especially for me, the random flowers are gradually becoming charming, but you also know yourself... what to do, while talking about independence, when you have an embrace, you lean in without hesitation, like a moth to a flame.

I like you a little bit, so I have to make it clear.

I was cruel when I gave up, without thinking, and although I'm just starting to look for women now, I'm obviously a newcomer and a dissatisfied.

You are neither green tea for sale nor smart bitch.

Your innocence is as good as your singing voice, don't always believe stubbornly, persist stubbornly, see the essence through the phenomenon, don't scold the scumbag and talk to me about Bashan Yeyu at the same time.

I am so reluctant to see you abandoned by me, so I will tell you kindly. "I touched Ye Shuang's face more or less seriously, and I still wanted to say what was in my heart occasionally.

"Then what do you want me to do... You know that I have nowhere to go..."

"I can hide from the rain, but it's someone else's roof after all...I want you to..."

Before I could finish my sentence, she started crying.

She didn't cry when she was cheated out of money and was forced to bear fifty thousand in debt. A scumbag whom she had known for less than half a day, rarely told the truth, but cried instead. This woman...

Chapter 12 The warm wind makes tourists drunk~ (1/)

"Can you stop crying like a little woman... eat first."

"But I'm just a little girl...Where is someone like you, bastard, do you have to tell others when you're a scumbag? You...Even if you know, I'm a moth to a flame, just let me jump on it, and I will fend for myself That's good, just let me go when I'm done playing, why did you say it??" Ye Shuang whimpered with red eyes and said this is quite outrageous and illogical.

"Indeed... If I didn't say it, would I have succeeded now?"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm even willing... willing, to be bullied by you like this, and to hear you talking nonsense..." Ye Shuang was a little excited. She thought she had walked into a good night, walked into a A certain warm embrace, tears can still touch my heart, after all, this is a fledgling relationship.

"Do you think I'm the kind of superficial man who just wants to sleep with you and have fun? What I'm after is a sense of ritual in life, and my more important purpose...is to be a...bystander~"

"Liar, big liar, I don't want to hear a word from you right now, it doesn't matter if you are responsible to me or not...you will care about me..." Ye Shuang's tearful eyes suddenly had a gleam of enlightenment.

"Do you care, how much will it be? Probably?"

"You made me cry...or maybe??"

"Are your feelings so fragile? So fragile that you want to trust someone like me?"

"I... don't know, maybe there is really nowhere to go, and I treat a bastard like you as a harbor."

"Forget it, since you don't care about your own moths jumping into the flames, I'll make it clear to you..." I smiled a little coldly, so that I wouldn't feel any guilt on my conscience.

"Anyway...with me here, don't think about it, don't think about bullying others." Ye Shuang clenched her small fists, with tears still on Lihua's rainy face, and she said harsh words, and it was I who helped me with a hot towel. She wiped it off.

She quickly forgot and whispered sadly in my arms that the cheese tastes good. I just decorated her branches a little, and she cheered like the tip of first love.

"The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and Hangzhou is called Bianzhou?"

"Don't bully me. I haven't read a few poems. I know this. It's not suitable for my current situation. Don't throw away your book bag and make up things."

"Just now I said that four dishes and one soup were wasted, but now it's almost eaten by someone..."

"Hey... Me, didn't I eat all day today? Eat a little more, is there a problem! I can exercise and do yoga when I go back, so I won't gain weight..." She was very anxious about her body management.