Not dreaming.
"Oh no, sister, sister!!! You listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation!!!!"
"Don't come here, I'll give you a rash!"
"No sister, listen to me, it's really not what you think..."
Hang Yanling ran two steps in a hurry, stumbled and fell to his knees on the ground, because of inertia, the whole person maintained this kneeling posture and slid on the waxed floor to Yin Niang.
"Sister, sister! Listen to my explanation!"
Xiao Xiaoling was almost like a puffer fish about to blow herself apart, and that aggrieved expression and trembling body made Hang Yanling's brain buzz.
What did I just tell this kid! ?
"No, no, no, it wasn't you I was talking about just now. Aiyo, my mother, sister, don't cry, I'll go, you... I'll wipe your tears."
Hang Yanling raised his hand to wipe Xiao Xiaoling's tears, but Xiao Xiaoling bit Hang Yanling's wrist.
"Hey!! Old girl, old girl is not like this, I mistook the wrong person, I really mistook the wrong person."
Hang Yanling took a deep breath in pain, seeing Xiao Xiaoling trying to gnaw off the flesh of his wrist, Hang Yanling didn't dare to say the word "pain".
It's killing me oh my gosh.
Why is Xiao Xiaoling here.
Isn't she in the carriage...
Could it be that the bull-nosed gang at the Zhengtian Taoist Temple really ran away when the saint was lost?
That's too fucking unreliable! ?
"Sister, old girl, calm down. Why don't you eat my arm and I'll give it to you as an apology, okay?"
Xiao Xiaoling let go of her mouth, looked up at Hang Yanling in front of her, and asked tearfully, "Does it hurt?"
"pain."
"Then you eat me, or I will eat you."
"I'm sorry that I really recognized the wrong person just now. Don't make this joke... Uh, I'm sorry, I know you are serious, but don't talk about cannibalism. We can't integrate in this way."
Hang Yanling hugged Xiao Xiaoling helplessly, and held her in his arms.
Xiao Xiaoling's body was still shaking from sobbing, this really made the child very angry.
"I just thought of you as that Hang Yanling. Don't you know that I don't have a good relationship with that guy."
"You mistook me?"
"Yeah, look, after all...you two look the same."
Xiao Xiaoling raised her head and looked at Hang Yanling with tears in her eyes: "I also look like you, why didn't I recognize you?"
"Ah, this..."
"Hiss, hiss."
"Hey, don't cry, don't cry, I'm blind, I'm not good, I'm blind."
"You are blind, then goug out my eyes, I want to be like you."
"No... oh my sister..."
Hang Yanling was incoherently embracing this little Xiaoling, whose younger sister and daughter were mixed, the sweet-talking appearance when he dealt with Long Chaohua had long since ceased to exist.
Fortunately, Xiao Xiaoling was the most coaxable girl among the many troublesome girls. Hang Yanling held her in his arms and waited for a while, Xiao Xiaoling's crying became much quieter.
"Hiss, hiss."
"Don't cry, don't cry."
"Where have you been all this time?"
"Ah... was caught, ran out, and then rushed to the capital."
"Have you ever come to see me..."
"Isn't this just for you today..."
"Did you watch me dance?"
"...read it."
"looks good?"
……
"why do not you talk?"
Because when you were dancing, I was pulling the curtain and singing to my wife from the previous life.
……
After a long silence, Hang Yanling coughed: "I didn't recognize it was you, I took you as another——hehehe, it hurts, it hurts, don't bite my shoulder!"
"Wow, woo..."
"Okay, okay, stop crying, think about it carefully, the reason why I am so anxious to find another Hang Yanling is not to save you."
"You lied, those women you asked first!"
yes because i thought you were in the carriage
Are you young?
I have lived for more than 300 years, mainly because I have never seen such a chaotic scene. After all, I only had to deal with one Hang Yanling in my previous life.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry, sister, as long as you are fine."
Seeing that Xiao Xiaoling was on top, Hang Yanling couldn't help asking where the other seniors were going.
Sin ah.
Xiao Xiaoling stuck it for a while, pulled Hang Yanling away, and stood up.
Hang Yanling thought she had posted enough, so she stood up and patted on her clothes.
"Well, anyway, I'm relieved to see that you're fine, so I'll..."
Xiao Xiaoling turned her head and walked to the side of the bed, sat down, looked at Hang Yanling with an unhappy face: "Where are you going?"
"I……"
Before I came to you, I promised the third princess to go back to sleep with her tonight.
"Sleep with me tonight, this bed is big. You haven't slept with me for a long time."
Ah ha ha, I'm afraid it's not very good, if I don't show up at the palace in the middle of the night, she will burn this building down.
"What are you hesitating about? You hate me?"
"No, there are still people waiting for me in the inn. I have to go back and report my safety. You can see if it can be done another day..."
"Oh, then you take me away."
Xiao Xiaoling stood up, walked up to Hang Yanling, and held Hang Yanling's hand.
"Where do you sleep, where do I sleep."
"..."
Even worse, your face can scare the third princess into trouble.
"Change, change, change... another day, today is really not suitable..."
"I am you, you are me, why is it inappropriate?"
"Ah, because... because of that..."
"Because someone is waiting for you to go back and sleep with her, isn't it?"
Xiao Xiaoling's brows frowned, and the Hang Yanling she held in her hand hurt: "Are you secretly raising another Hang Yanling outside again!?"
"No, no, even I didn't split if I wanted to."
"Then why can't you sleep with me!?"
"Because of that... that, uh... I..."
As the saying goes.
A dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and a thief flies off his wits.
A light flashed in Hang Yanling's mind, who was forced to do nothing.
She turned around and looked at Xiao Xiaoling, took a breath, calmed down, gritted her teeth and said, "I still have things to do tonight, I have to stay up all night and I won't be able to sleep, I will come over tomorrow... to sleep with you All day, what do you think?"
"……it is good."
Xiao Xiaoling nodded, seeing that the child was still as easy to understand as before, Hang Yanling was relieved.
But at the same time, a little sadness was also born in my heart.
Since when did I become someone who sleeps with people exclusively...
Obviously, when people go to brothels, they always find girls to sleep with them, so how could they become escorts delivered to their door...
"Then see you tomorrow."
"and many more."
"What, what's wrong?"
"I still have one question I don't understand."
"You say……"
"this."
Xiao Xiaoling raised her hand, and suddenly grabbed Hang Yanling's chest very hard.
"Hiss... this, what's wrong?"
"Why is yours bigger than mine?"
"what?"
"Your is bigger, bigger than before, we should be exactly the same, why is yours bigger than mine?"
"Because, because..."
"...Hua Yingying once told me how to make this grow bigger quickly."
Xiao Xiaoling's face suddenly pulled down, she pinched Hang Yanling, raised her head, her eyes were dim.
"It grows so fast, it can't be eaten. What are you doing during the time I can't see it?"
"Wait, it's not what you think... Mat, I have a mat stuffed in my clothes!"
"Did you sleep with someone else!?"
"In the end, you still said it!!! What did Hua Yingying teach you, my God..."
"... Tomorrow, before it gets dark tomorrow."
Xiao Xiaoling held Hang Yanling's sleeve and stood on tiptoe, her eyes were cold.
"Either you find a way to make me as big as you, or I make you as small as me."
"Yes Yes……"
"Also, I don't like it. You do that kind of thing with...with other people...don't do that in the future."
"Don't worry, don't worry."
Little Ling blushed, stomped her feet, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "...If you do it, you have to do the same to me."
"Farewell!! I get it, I will buy you two pads tomorrow and we two will play with your chest pads together, farewell!!!!"
Chapter 49 is up
"I am back."
Rubbing his aching chest, Lin Ye's figure appeared in the room.
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