Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

"Times have changed, my lord." The baron stood up from his seat. "Loyalty and honor cannot bring anything, but can only comfort your miserable soul."

red and white slapstick, nine

red and white slapstick, nine

Baron Kelihua is a middle-aged man with a big belly, his chin is covered with soft flesh, and there are some sparse beards.

Miss Yawen was trembling with anger.Haiwen couldn't help thinking at this moment: Xiawan played too much this time, the countess made the whole castle to accompany her in the carnival, and even the guards were drunk.I saw many swordsmen in green clothes on the road before. Are these people from Saris?

Not allowing him to think too much, the swordsmen all surrounded him.These people did not hide their identities. The pattern of "Pisces looking at the moon" was embossed on the back of their blue cloaks, which was the pattern of the Baron Colivar family.

"Why! Why did you betray me, my dear? Didn't you say you love me? And you, baron! You said you would be loyal to me forever." The countess cried like a three-hundred-pound child.

The Baron and Sarris looked at each other, then both laughed.Yawen also sneered, and said, "You idiots, what are you thinking? Take the holy relic, and then rule Xiawan? You will be the earl, and you will be the countess?" She pointed to the two men, and then Laughing wantonly, "You don't even want to get the holy relic, and you don't even want to leave alive!"

Sarris stopped laughing and said, "Miss, I think you really don't understand the situation. Let me tell you, now our knives are on your necks, and we can do whatever we want. When I get the St. The relic, I naturally have a way to turn myself into the legal owner of this place. As for you two sisters... I will not make it difficult for you, Lord Earl, please write a letter, saying that you will transfer the relic to me, and accept my order Guardian of Xiawan for generations; Miss Yawen, please take the holy relic, I'm in a hurry."

Of course Yawen ignored him, and the countess also yelled at him.Sarris laughed, waved his hand, and said, "Cut off two catties of her flesh first."

The moment she heard this, the countess' face turned pale.The fat man fell off the chair and struggled to escape, but she couldn't walk without any support, so she turned into a meat ball and rolled on the ground.Master Sarris laughed amusedly, and he stabbed his bride in the leg, and gouged out a large piece of bloody flesh.The countess screamed in pain, but Sarris laughed wildly and said, "It's more than two catties!"

Miss Arvin was so mad with anger, she picked up a chair and rushed towards Sarris screaming.At this moment, the baron tripped her, Yawen fell to the ground, and the villains continued to laugh.

Haven sat on a chair, Brian stood next to him with a sword.After all, General Xiaoxiong is a veteran who has fought in wars, and he was not intimidated by this battle. He asked Haiwen, "My lord, what should we do?"

Haven said, "Look first, Sarris didn't come after me."

The moment he finished speaking, Sarris walked towards him.

"Master Haiwen!" He came over and saluted, "I didn't intend to let you watch this farce, if you are shocked, please forgive me."

"Don't talk nonsense with me!" Haiwen stared at him and said, "Whatever you want, just say it."

He smiled and said: "To tell you the truth, I have to ask you for a favor. If I want to get the position of the Guardian of Shrimp Bay, I need your help. I want you to write a document, and this document is to be delivered to Jinsha Just write: Today, the second daughter of Shrimp Bay, Yawen rebelled, Sarris murdered people to put down the rebellion, and the countess unfortunately died in the chaos——Haven Ambside wrote it himself."

Haiwen smiled and asked, "There was a man named Lavidia who asked me to do this before. Do you know him?"

Sarris' face darkened, and he said, "This time is different from last time, no one will save you! My lord, I don't want to be an enemy of Xiongshan, but if you force me, I can't help it!"

Haven and Brian looked at each other, speechless.

Sarris slammed the knife into the table and said, "I'll give you 3 minutes to think about it—after 3 minutes, this place will be stained red with blood!"

Well, that's right, Haven thought, but it won't be my blood, it's yours.

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The blood of the old knight stained the square as red as flowers in June.

The little trident——Ba Gu? Kahn was holding a huge sword and standing on the pool of blood.

Everyone thought that the little trident would win, but no one thought that the old knight would not be able to meet each other.

That pool of bright red was too dazzling, and Laya didn't dare to look directly at this terrifying scene——Knight Dory Lance spent his life with the Grand Duke of the Trident, and should have enjoyed his old age in peace.How did he die in such a place?Raya felt blocked.

There were quite a few people in the square, hundreds or thousands, but at the moment it was as quiet as if there was no one there.The little trident stood under the sun, his bronzed skin glowed with oil, like a statue of a giant; the old knight's armor was stained red with blood, and his chest was sunken into a big hole.Before the battle, the little trident said that the old knight was allowed to wear armor, while he fought naked.But the armor couldn't save Dawley Lance's life. In the face of the overlord's strange power, the armor was just an iron coffin.

The new king of the bay looked at those vassals and guests, and said calmly: "Is there anyone else who wants to challenge me?"

People don't talk, but they don't look at him either.The little trident walked around the square twice, and said: "I want to posthumously confer the title of baron on the knight of Dollylands, and let his son inherit the title. I hereby announce that the son of Dorylance will be made a baron and enjoy the original title of baron. The fief of [-] acres outside the territory will be effective immediately. Also tell him that if he wants to take revenge, he can come to me at any time; but if he thinks it through, he can be a vassal."

False and stupid guy, Laya thought, what's the point of killing someone and then going to fiefdom?And you let his son inherit the title, will his son still be loyal to you?Stupid!

The little trident continued: "You idiots may think: I am a hypocrite, I killed him and then reclaimed the land, I am crazy and stupid. Then let me tell you the reason why I did this—" He Pointing at the body of Dory Lance with a sword, he said, "This knight! He has been loyal to our family and the Gulf to the last moment! He has given his life for this. He is a hero! I respect him immensely! "

The people below were dead silent, many people wanted to leave, but no one dared to leave first.

The little trident put away his sword and said: "This knight is a man of principle. He thinks that my new king will bring harm to the bay area and bring shame to my family, so he came to challenge me—— I think he knew he couldn't beat me. But even so, he came anyway. Although he satirized me, challenged me, and even wanted to kill me, it was all because he loved his country deeply and because he had a sense of honor , courage, and genuine conviction, he did it. He did the right thing!"

Laya couldn't help hearing this, she rushed out of the crowd, pointed at the butcher and shouted:

"Then why did you kill him?"

Her shout tore through the quiet air, and the little trident's icy eyes made her feel bitingly cold.

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red and white farce, ten

The little trident answered her and said: "He is a good knight, but he is also an old knight. His ideas do not belong to this era. Our ideas are different, so he must not be able to obey my rule. In this case, I must kill him." .”

Laya heard a sound of exclamation and gasping from behind, and she felt countless eyes piercing her back.I'm so reckless, she thought, why would I dare to question such a mad king?

But at this moment she has no way out, she is determined to risk her life to seek justice for the old knight.She said loudly: "However, Dory Lance has made great contributions to this country. He should have enjoyed a comfortable old age, but you killed him. This is revenge, Lord Kahn!"

"I don't want to do this either, but as the new king, I have to." The little trident's voice became hoarse, and Laya saw the tears in the giant's eyes.Laya was very surprised, she didn't understand what kind of strange soul was in this monster's body.

The little trident sighed, and said: "Dory Lance, I have always admired him. I can even say that he is the last person in this castle that I don't want to kill. But he blocked my way, so I have to kill him." him." He came towards the people and said, "My subjects, do you understand what I mean?"

The person closest to him had his knees limp and knelt on the ground, "Understood!" he said loudly.

One has two, fear bent people's knees, and the ministers knelt down to the new king and said together: "We understand!"

At that moment, Laya's heart was filled with anger, she had never been so angry, it felt like her world was being torn apart—why did you kneel down to him?You are knights and nobles, where is your honor?Dory Lance's blood is still warm, can't you feel it?

Little Trident just nodded, and then he looked at the only person standing, and said, "Master Chairman of the White Clothes Association, don't you understand?"

"I see what you mean," Raya said.

"Then you are still standing?"

"If you kill a knight today, you can kill another nun." She raised her head and pointed at her throat. "My skin is very soft, but my bones may still be a little hard. Please use some strength."

There was an exclamation from the crowd, but no one spoke for her.Raya's blood seemed to be burning, and her neck and face were flushed.

The little trident smiled and said: "Killing a knight is enough to make people fear me, there is no need to kill another nun. Besides, I need your military doctor—Laya, you don't know how to count your words, do you?"

"Military doctor I will give it to you, but after that, I will still oppose your rule."

The little trident nodded, and said, "After you give me the military doctor, come to me to die. If you don't come, I will go find you myself."

Raya was silent.There was a muggy wind blowing in the square, and the air was stuffy like balls of hot water, making it hard to breathe in.After mid-morning, the sun slanted, and the huge shadow of the little trident pressed on Laya's body, completely covering her.

"I hope you change your mind, Raya—now, go back."

Raya felt so defeated that she had to turn and leave.No one went along with her, she was the first and only one who resisted.When she returned to the team, Little Trident said to everyone.

"It seems that just killing people can't make you understand my way of being a king." He said in a deep voice, "Then I will explain to you how I became a king."

"Listen up!" The little trident roared, and the roar echoed over the castle, more deafening than the sound of the death knell.

"You utter fools! You say in your heart: 'An uneducated lunatic is not fit to be a king!' Then I'll tell you—that's what I am!" But at this time, no one dared to laugh at his accent, "I don't want those vain things, I have fists, I have a big knife, I still have my way of being king! What is my way of being king? The way of being king is—— I just Take you from here——" He pointed to the mountains in the north, and people's eyes couldn't help but fly to the direction he pointed, "—just kill them all the way! If someone is in the way, I will kill him; if there is a city barrier Come on, I'll tear it down! After I kill the king and his son in Eaglehead City, and then fuck his wives, mothers, sisters, sisters, daughters, aunts, mother-in-laws, aunts, nieces... All the women in his family have sex once, and the people of the world will regard me as king! Damn, do you understand?"

This shocking statement made Raya dumbfounded - no one wants to support a crazy butcher as king.He is doomed to be a loner.However, just as she was thinking this way, a terrible voice drilled into her ears.

"Bug? Kahn! King of the Gulf!"

She looked in horror at the person who led the shouting, and saw that it was a monk with protruding eyes, a bald head, and a mad face. It was the high priest of the Sea God Sect, the demon monk Putin.

Bad bad bad bad!Laya felt miserable, the little trident might not have appeal, but the sea god priests did.I don't know how many nobles here believe in the Giant Whale, and they will go crazy with the demon monk!

Let it be as Raya expected.Putin's fanatical shouts seemed to have magical power, and suddenly swept the entire square.A young knight rushed out of the crowd, waved his helmet, and shouted: "A new king is born!" He ran back and forth in the square, shouting hoarsely: "Long live the king!"

He called not the duke but the king, and the people were too frightened by the word to follow it.However, soon some people got used to the new title. The vassals of the Northland family were the first to shout together with him, and then other nobles were not far behind. Suddenly, people's cheers echoed over the Sand Castle.The little trident finally laughed, and he said loudly: "Six days later, my father will be buried in the mausoleum, and I will announce my succession to the throne at that time, so that the ancestors of the Bay Area can witness this glorious day together!"

"Long live the king! Long live the king! Long live the king!"

Those who had opposed him before joined in the cry, and Raya felt weak and helpless in the middle of the storm.

Crazy, she thought, all of the Bay Area, crazy.

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Shrimp Bay, the wedding hall—

"Three minutes!" Sarris exclaimed.He stood on the table with madness in his red eyes, "Death or cooperation?"

Little Bear Brian pointed his sword at the young master of the Sarris family, and said, "You madman! Murder the nobles, seize the fiefdom, and the Grand Duke of the Trident will not let you go!"

"Master Brian, we won't make things difficult for you. What I'm looking for is the count. Besides..." Sarris shook the sword in his hand and said, "As far as I know, the Grand Duke of the Trident is dead."

What?Haiwen was startled, and he subconsciously asked, "What? When did he die?"

"The night before yesterday, he passed away quietly."

Hearing this, Hai Wen immediately felt that something was wrong: Jinsha Castle is more than ten days away from here, and even riding a fast horse would take five or six days. If the Grand Duke passed away the day before yesterday, how did this guy know?Carrier pigeons maybe?

Or...he already knew that the Grand Duke was going to die?

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red and white farce, eleven

Hai Wen followed this clue, and the mystery became bigger and bigger.This made him feel an inexplicable panic: Why did a merchant's son dare to rebel?Who gave him confidence?Why do the barons in Shrimp Bay obey him, and why?Is Grand Duke Trident really dead?How did he die?Haven felt that he had to find a quiet place to think about these things carefully.

The rebellion in Xiawan was not so simple.There was some connection between all of this, he thought.The Grand Duke died, Xiawan rebelled... maybe something else is happening in other places at this moment.

"Answer me! Haven? Ambleside!" Master Sarris stomped his feet on the table, causing the big wooden table to shake; the Xiawan sisters hugged each other, their faces twisted together in pain; Haven sat on the stool , raised his chin, and asked him, "Young master of the Sarris family, let me ask you, whose idea is it today? Could it be your father?"

"It's none of your business." He narrowed his eyes, "Now, answer me! Do you agree or not?"

Haven stood up and said, "Sarris, do you know what's going on at Bear Mountain right now?"

"what?"

"Your father has been arrested by me, and he is probably locked up in prison now."

Sarris lowered his sword hand immediately, his eyes widened in horror, and said, "You! What did you say?"

"You should know, I, the Earl, have always wanted to get rid of you sores that are attached to Bear Mountain. You suck the blood and eat the flesh of Bear Mountain people. If I don't get rid of you, Bear Mountain will continue to be poor, and today is The day I did it——Master Sarris, I would like to ask you, the Sarris family has put all their energy into rebelling against Xiawan, did you think that I, the Earl, would do it before you?"

Calvin Sarris jumped off the long table, and the cups and plates were knocked to the ground with a crackling kick.He walked towards Haiwen with a murderous look, Little Bear saw him coming, and immediately raised his knife. "What are you doing!" the general of Bear Mountain yelled.

Sarris said: "This is a matter between our family and the Earl of Bear Mountain, and has nothing to do with you."

Little Xiong turned his face and shouted: "I am the general of Xiongshan. I have sworn allegiance to him. Do you want me to break my oath?"

Haven didn't expect that Brian could still stick to his integrity at this time, which changed some of his thoughts—if I could go back, I would have a good talk with this general, he thought to himself.

At this time, the little bear screamed and fell to the ground.A man in a green cloak quietly attacked him and hit him in the back of the head with a stick.Brian rolled his eyes and fell unconscious.Sarris stepped over his body and said, "Master Haven, I think we can have a good talk-if you cooperate with me and release my family, I will definitely send you back safely. Xiong Shan. My lord, look, we shouldn't have conflicts before, right?"

Haven glanced at the window behind Sarris, and said, "No, Sarris, your family must be severely punished by the law, and I will not let anyone go."

Sarris twisted his face and asked, "You're going to die soon, and you still say such things?"

"I think you are going to die." After Haiwen finished speaking, the stained glass of the window suddenly shattered.A machete flew towards Sarris, and the man turned his head when he heard the sound, and the knife hit him right in the forehead.He didn't even cry out, he just froze and fell straight down.

Then there was a shout in the corridor. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and" it was a human roar, but with a strange tone, half human, half beast.The people here have obviously never encountered such a situation, and many people are dumbfounded.Then I saw a large group of southern savages rushing in.These people's hair is tied into dirty braids, bells and bones are hung around their noses and necks, their bodies are painted in four colors of blue, black, yellow, and red, and they hold hooks, machetes, and mace studded with nails. Great, all of them are vicious.Holland rushed to the front, shouting in her mouth: "Wow wow wow wow!"

The Xiawan sisters were frightened and shouted. Baron Kelihua held up his sword and said, "For Xiawan! For the Zhewei family!" So the two parties fought together.The smiling cat rolled in from the window, took out two throwing knives from its crotch, and nailed the two soldiers in blue beside Hai Wen to death.Immediately he rushed over to protect Hai Wen, and said, "My lord, what about my knife?"

Hai Wen couldn't help laughing, "It's okay! Can I have two more knives?"

"Why not?"

After saying that, the smiling ranger rushed into the crowd, he swung his two knives, slashed left and right, and killed several people in a short while.At this moment, Baron Colliva rushed towards Haiwen, shouting: "Go to hell!" Haiwen threw a chair and smashed it at his feet. The baron staggered and almost fell down.Then Haiwen picked up a wine bottle from the table and patted it on his forehead. "Bang!" The wine bottle shattered, and the mellow wine burst the baron's head and face, and the man was stunned by the smash.Haiwen laughed loudly, kicked him in the chest, and the man fell to the ground.At this time Yawen rushed over, she pulled out her waist knife, first slashed on the baron's wrist, and removed his weapon, then she stepped on the baron's chest, pointed the knife at his throat, and shouted loudly: "Zhe The baron of the Wei family has been subdued, if you keep fighting, I will kill him!"

However, no one paid any attention to her, people's eyes were red, and they couldn't hear what she said.Yawen cursed, and killed the baron with a knife.Then she handed the baron's knife to Haven and said, "My lord, protect yourself!" After saying this, she rushed to the window of the castle hall and shouted outside: "Where is the guard! There are people here Rebellion!" After shouting, she immediately went into battle.Yawen is obviously not a pampered young lady, she has learned how to use a knife and even has combat experience.Haiwen saw her fighting with a soldier in Tsing Yi. She first swayed her knife and used her roar to frighten the enemy. Then she slashed open the opponent's belly with a knife, and then pulled it out forcefully to pull out the intestines. This set of movements was skillful and done in one go.

The mahogany table was overturned, the expensive tableware was smashed to pieces, and there were shouts of killing everywhere.The fat countess was crying on the ground, and she was obviously the one who was saddest - a wedding turned into a funeral, and no one wants that.But for Haven, Sarris' rebellion was a good thing, and it gave him a legitimate reason to get rid of the family.And he can also take this opportunity to sell Xiawan a favor.

"Master Cat, protect the Countess!" he yelled.

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red and white farce, twelve

The enemy's combat effectiveness was stronger than he expected, and Haven thought that after the death of the Baron and Sarris, these people would surrender.However, they have the bloody courage to fight to the end.Haiwen's people are not weak in combat, but they are not enough compared to these people.They have a clear formation. These people occupy a corner of the hall, keep their backs safe, and then nibble away at the enemy bit by bit.For a while, Haven suffered heavy casualties, and Hollander was also injured.

But victory is only a matter of time.The guards at Xiawan have already rushed up the stairs, and gradually, Xiawan has a numerical advantage.The soldiers in Tsing Yi were being consumed bit by bit, and the corpses filled the corners of the hall. In the end, there were only three of them left.Yawen shouted hoarsely, asking them to surrender.

The last three people glanced at each other, then suddenly raised their knives and killed each other.You kill me, I kill him, he kills you, three people stab each other's heart with three knives, and the three die into a triangle.Haiwen looked at this scene in surprise, and thought: These guys are not ordinary mercenaries, nor are they fighters from noble families.Who are they?