Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

Song of the Liberals, II

Song of the Liberals, II

Geralte decided to be tough, and she said, "Girl, I have urgent business to find those witches, I advise you to be sensible." Geralte put a hand in her bosom, and there was explosive sex. The cold fire, just flicking it with your hand can blow up people's faces.Ye Xiaoxia also let out a piercing cry, demonstrating to the witch.

Du Ni sighed and said, "If you can't understand the meaning, then you won't be able to reach the witch's temple, and you won't be able to meet the witch you're looking for."

Geralte said, "If I beat you up, can I see the witch?"

"No."

"If I kill you, will I be able to see it?" Gerrit clenched the powder bomb in her hand.

"That's even more impossible."

I can't really kill this fellow, she thought, and if I kill her, where am I going to find witches?

"The temple is here, but you can't feel it." Du Ni said again.

right here?Geralte thought about the sentence again.She looked around, only to see the sunset and the lake glow with golden light.There are only her and Du Ni in the vast world. Du Ni looks at her quietly. When the girl is silent, her whole body will exude a kind of tranquil beauty.Zhe Lite thought to herself: Liberal witches never live in temples. They live in forests, wildernesses and lakesides. What would their temples look like?

The temple... the temple of the liberals...

Does a temple have to be a house?

Thinking of this, Zhe Lite suddenly realized, and she asked: "This is the temple? The temple is this lake, this boat?"

"Yes." Du Ni showed a gratified smile. She pointed to the sky and said, "This is the ceiling." Then she pointed to the water surface, "This is the foundation." Then she patted the boat, "This is the floor tile." Open your arms as if embracing the whole world, and say: "Here are load-bearing columns and high walls, bronze sculptures and colorful murals, as well as incense, holy oil, holy water, flowers and incense powder."

Gerrita figured it out, and she thought to herself: I may have lived in the world for too long, and I forgot the way of life of a liberal witch!How could a liberal witch be bound by a "temple"?

Free witches have no homes, and free witches have homes everywhere.

Thinking of this, her train of thought was cleared.So she asked the witch, "So the seven witches are here too, aren't they?"

"You finally figured it out." Du Ni smiled.

"You are the seven witches, aren't you?"

"Yes."

"Are you playing seven witches with seven personalities again?" This is indeed what liberal witches do.

"That's right, my lord witch." She bowed her head like a maid, and when she raised her head, the pride in her eyes was like a royal family, "You should be honored to be on the same boat with me, you barbaric witch! "

"I've indeed heard that the liberals have this kind of practice, but I've never seen it before," Gerette said.

"Now you have seen it, lonely witch." She sang again with a poetic voice, "What fate drove you to this extreme north? What evil fate brought you and me together?"

"Can you keep talking to me with one personality?" Geralte asked her.

"I'll try it," she said.

Duni Nailai's expression began to contort, her neck tilted at an odd angle, and her teeth chattered.Gerrita was used to this—what liberal witch hasn't had a fit?No!

After a while, Du Ni said to her: "It's all right now, let me talk to you with the personality of a girl." At this moment, she looks very normal, and she can completely blend into normal people, "How offensive before, Zhe Master Lite." She saluted.

Geralte looked at her with folded arms and said, "Why are you running around with me? Wasn't it good in the first place?"

"I have to make sure that you are a liberal witch before I can be honest with you. You have to know..." She spoke in the style of a northerner, with clear words and a clear voice, "We are not welcome here, if you are a fire What about the hunters of the cult? I don’t want to be burned. Now that you have solved my riddle and discovered the real body of the Seven-Colored Witch, I have reason to believe that you are also a liberal witch with an abnormal mind. It's—oh, no offense, I mean, people of our kind aren't quite right, liberals, that's what it is."

"I understand," said Gerrita. "So you're the only witch here?"

"One or seven," she said, "my personality is always switching, seven personalities: orc, whore, maiden, poet, noble lady, maid, and cat. Maiden is the most normal one, so most of the time I Use her."

"Why do you want to do this?" Gelieta drew a question mark with her hand.

"Then why do you use your fingers to draw faces?" she asked rhetorically.

Gerrita understood, and she didn't continue to ask—the liberals believe that everything that can appear in nature has meaning, and this meaning is not defined by human beings, nor is it transferred by human will.So they release themselves and look for the role that nature gives them.Nature chose Donny Nailai to divide her into seven parts, just as nature chose a stone to make it hard.

When the liberal witches found the essence of nature, their practice was complete.Their lives will become a part of nature, and their joys, sorrows, sorrows, and joys will not be affected by external objects. When they laugh, they are like the autumn wind blowing through the grass; when they cry, they are like the river flowing into the ocean; They have completely become a part of this great universe.

So when they are happy, they can be happy because it is a natural choice; when they are sad, they can cry because nature makes them cry; Make dust.

Nothing in the world can hold back the souls of liberal witches, for they are the world itself.

That's why Geralte has to draw symbols by hand, that's why Dunny has to be schizophrenic, and that's why the witches are going crazy.

Gerrit asked her: "I heard that there is a liberal master in the north. She has profound magic power and profound knowledge. Du Ni, is that you?"

"We are just seven souls who can't afford a house, huddled in a hut." She said, "I don't have any profound magic power, you can do what I know, and maybe you can do what I don't know."

"The master of the northern liberal faction..." Gerrit swallowed, and said the name, "Three-Star Witch, Dadaras, where is she? Is she still alive?"

Du Ni looked at Zhe Lite, her eyes became very serious: "She must be alive, because the liberal witches have already studied the method of immortality."

"What? Immortality?" Gerrita asked.

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The bounty continues——

Song of the Liberals, [-]

Song of the Liberals, [-]

"Dadalas has always lived in the north, and now she is 110 years old. I met her apprentice when I went to the 'Mushroom Flurry Witch Dinner' last time, and her apprentice told me that Dadaras has found life Mystery. Now she will never die."

Gerrit doesn't believe in immortality, she just wants to know: "Where is Dadaras?"

"What do you want her for?" Duni asked.

"I need her great prophecy, and besides that, I want her to accept me as an apprentice."

Du Ni shrugged and said, "Liberal witches all rely on talent, and apprenticeship is of little use."

"better than nothing."

"Okay." Du Ni said, "If you want to meet the three-star witch Dadaras, you must first pass the test of madmen and hags. I will take you to find them another day."

"The test of a madwoman and a hag?" The name sounded unfriendly, "What's going on?"

"The lunatic and the hag, two disciples of Dadaras. They are responsible for sending messages to Dadaras and protecting her safety. As a leader of the liberal faction, Dadaras is not easy to meet."

"Then how will the lunatic and the hag test me?"

"It depends on their mood." Du Ni showed a subtle smile, and Gerrit smiled back.

Interesting, she thought.

Unknowingly, the boat has rowed to the shore.There is a small wooden house on the shore, in front of the wooden house there are pig pens and chicken coops, and two cats are cleaning.They were cats standing on two legs. They wore silver rings on their heads and leather clothes. They had erect backs and slender hands and feet. They looked like humans.

They are only half the height of a person, and although they look like people, they are still cats after all.

Then Du Ni said that she would cook for the Gerrits herself.She first went to slaughter livestock by herself. When slaughtering fish and chickens, Du Ni turned into a wild man.She took off her white skirt, got into the chicken coop naked, wrung the neck of the chicken with her hands, and then stripped off the feathers and skin in two or three strokes; after that, she wrapped the bloody chicken intestines around her fingers, and then plunged into it In the lake, she swam in the icy water for more than ten minutes, using chicken intestines as bait, and caught two live fish with her bare hands.

When she puts on the clothes, she becomes a maid in the castle again.She picked up the kitchen knife and finished cooking the ingredients neatly, then lit a fire, boiled water, chopped vegetables, seasoned... and soon prepared a table of sumptuous dishes.Then she arranged the tables and chairs, the cutlery, the napkins and even the candlesticks and incense.

The open-air dinner party by the lake has begun.The maid lights candles and incense, the light is dim and the fragrance is pleasant.Gerrit sniffed it out: it was the herbal incense that witches pointed out, which can be used to repel mosquitoes.

When dining with Gerrit, Dunny turned into an elegant and well-spoken noble lady again.She was wearing a white dress, high heels and white gloves, her hair was coiled like a lady, and she had a hairpin in it.At this time, she became humorous and knowledgeable, and she understood the refreshing way of speaking in the upper class.She also took out the red wine from her collection to taste with Gerrit, and the two drank several glasses.

Driven by drunkenness, she became a poet.She improvised, wrote seven short poems in elegant ancient characters, and then brought a small harp to play "Witch's Rhapsody" for the guests.

After the dinner party, she turned back into an ordinary girl.Together, the two cleaned up the dishes, tables and chairs, and then fed the cat servants with the leftovers.

Du Ni took her to the wooden house and made a soft bed for her.Duny said to Gerrit: "If you were a man, I might still be able to please you with a certain personality."

Zhe Lite raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm a woman, so can't you please me?" Zhe Lite was moved by this woman's unique charm, and she thought to herself: Little fairy, I'm going to fuck you until you can't get up bed!

However, Ye Xiaoxia suddenly landed on top of her head at this time, and ruthlessly pecked at her scalp.Only then did she realize that her behavior was inappropriate, so she said: "Forget it, let's sleep well tonight." Du Ni laughed at her and said, "Is this bird your man?" Gerrit shook her head , Said: "No, it's my male bird."

It is not uncommon for witches to fall in love with animals, and there are even witches who marry a stream or a bridge.So Du Ni just smiled knowingly and didn't say much.

Gerrita was very tired, and went to bed as quickly as possible.After Du Ni said good night to her, she also went to bed in the next bedroom.However, when Gerrit woke up in the middle of the night, she found Du Ni curled up quietly on her bed.Du Ni's body was curled up, her hands hugged her knees; her breathing was steady, but her chest rose and fell faster than ordinary people—oh, so this girl has turned into a cat.

So Gelieta stroked her head like a cat, and the girl stretched her face, changed her position and continued to sleep.

Geralta slept with the cat for one night, and Gerrita got up very early the next day, but the witch of seven colors got up even earlier—the wildling's spirit woke her up and asked her to hunt for prey early in the morning.It didn't take long for her to return with a full load. In the morning, they had breakfast together, including fresh fruit, fried silkworms in pork fat, and some boiled snails.

Zhe Lite understood the life of this witch of seven colors. The seven personalities were harmoniously unified in her body, allowing her to experience seven different lives with one life—this is so wonderful, no wonder she wants to practice this kind of practice.

This is indeed the stronghold of liberal witches, and I met such interesting people as soon as I came up.I don't know what a crazy woman and a hag will look like?Who would the three-star witch Dadaras be?Geroit was full of anticipation at the moment.

"Eat quickly, Mrs. Witch." The girl Du Ni said to her, "When you finish this meal, I will take you to Dadaras."

Gerrit quickly stuffed the snail into her mouth and said, "I've finished eating! Let's go."

So they set off.The two of them, one bird at a time, walked slowly into the dense jungle.

Liberal witches always live off the beaten track, and this time was no exception. They walked from morning to night, and then from night to night.Finally they stopped in front of a big mountain.

"That's it, this is the residence of Dadaras." Du Ni pointed to the rock wall and said.

"They're here?" Gelie only saw one rock wall.

"It's here," Du Ni shouted towards the inside, "Hag and lunatic! Someone wants to see Dadaras, come out!"

At this time, two animals came out of the small hole under the rock wall: a black cat and a white cat.

Geralte had a bad premonition, and she asked, "Where are the hags and lunatics?"

"It's the two of them." Du Ni said, "Dadalas's two most trusted disciples, the hag black cat and the crazy white cat. You have to convince them before you can meet Dadaras."

Why?Zhe Li was stunned, she thought to herself: How can I convince two cats?Do you use small fish?

Song of the Liberals, [-]

Song of the Liberals, [-]

The great poet Fordonal once said: Even a lover who is in love can't understand Miss Cat's mind.

Zerette thought she couldn't figure it out—the liberal witches were evil enough, but the liberal cats couldn't go to heaven?

Du Ni said: "Okay, Master Gerrit, I will leave the rest to you."

Why?give it to me?Leave it to me?Geralte looked at the two cats: the madman and the hag, a white cat and a black cat.These two guys look like normal cats.The lunatic sat on the ground and looked at her with a look of disdain; the hag sat under the sun, licking the hair on her back.

"If you can't get the approval of lunatics and hags, you won't be able to meet Darthas." Duni reminded her kindly from behind, "Master Gerrit, go and say hello to them."

A subtle smile appeared on Gerrit's face.Ye Xiaoxia let out a cooing sound, and it said to her in bird language: "My lord, cats have two weaknesses. One is greedy and the other is curiosity."

"But I didn't bring anything to eat," Gerette said to it.

Ye Xiaoxia said: "What about curiosity? Can you use it?"

Gelette pondered for a while, and said, "I can try."

She said that she pulled out a long dog's tail grass from the nearby grass, and used it to tease the cat. "Maomao, look this way!" She shook the grass stem and made a funny voice.But the two cats didn't respond, much to Gerrit's embarrassment.But she didn't want to give up easily, because she couldn't think of a better way. "Maomao, look, this thing can move!" She swung her wrist quickly, shaking the dog's tail grass out of the phantom, "Come here, come and grab this little grass!" In order to arouse the cat's interest, Gerrit's The body also swayed along with the dogtail grass.

At this moment, the white cat spoke:

"Are you stupid?"

After saying this, it stood up on its hind legs, and then the black cat also stood up.Two cats became two cat people.

Gerrita, stop swinging.

The scene was very embarrassing, and Gerrit showed a stiff smile on her face. She drew a distorted smiley face with her fingers and said, "So you two...are not cats?"

"What do you think?" said the white cat.

"I thought..." Zhe Lite hid the dog's tail grass behind her back; Ye Xiaoxia grunted and fled the scene in embarrassment.

The white cat named Crazy stared at Gerrita and said, "How could Dadaras' apprentices be two ordinary cats? Do you have a cat disease in your head? Quack!" (Note: not a typo)

The hag nodded and said with a smile: "There is a cat disease, there is a cat disease! Meow meow, there is a cat disease!"

Gelette felt very wronged: Aren't all liberals mentally ill?You suddenly became normal, how can I stand this?

The lunatic said: "Dadalas doesn't see a witch with a cat's brain! Quack!"

The hag said: "Dadalas only sees real free witches, you have cat disease, and Dadaras can't see you."

Geralte asked, "How can it be considered that there is no cat disease?"