Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

Hyacinth sitting opposite thought to himself: These two chicks have been poisoned by him.Now half the girls in this caravan have slept with him, and they are all willing - does this man have any magic skills?

"According to what you say, we're all going to die soon." Adora sat outside with her feet hanging out of the side of the caravan, shaking with the caravan, she said without looking back, "But I think this world is still Well, winter is over, and now the sun is shining and everything is coming back to life." She held out her hand to the sun, and the silver bracelet was shining.

"Who knows?" Silver Fox Ranger smiled, "The mass extinction is not necessarily a natural disaster, it may also be a man-made disaster. Look, don't the northerners want to fight the Gulf people?"

Adora smiled disdainfully and said, "It's just a war between the northern countries. It's a matter for the north, and it has nothing to do with the southerners."

The poet asked: "What if it comes to the south?"

Adora said: "That has nothing to do with us, we are from the Tribal Islands."

"If the south is destroyed or unified by a new king, he will continue to march south sooner or later. What should we do then?"

Adora said: "The human race will not be extinct. If the king is changed, the people can still survive. No matter how cruel it is, it will not kill all the people. If the people are dead, then the king will not be a king."

Hyacinth agreed with Adora's point of view, and she echoed: "Yes! And tyrants are destined to be overthrown. People's uprisings are not uncommon in history!" Hearing this, Adora looked at her with very surprised eyes, Said: "Do you still know this kind of thing?" Hyacinth couldn't help blushing, and said: "My husband taught me."

Silver Fox Ranger nodded, and said: "This is indeed a kingly argument, miss, your husband is probably not an ordinary person, is he?"

"He..." Hyacinth rolled his eyes, "He is considered a scholar, he has read many books." I'm not lying, Lord Haiwen is definitely a scholar.

"A restless scholar, he holds a book in his hand, but hides a sword in his heart." The ranger laughed, and Hyacinth could not distinguish the meaning of his smile.

The ranger took out a flute, and he fiddled with it in his hands, saying, "So, the history of mankind is conquest, rebellion, conquest, and rebellion? Am I right?"

No one answered him, the Ranger laughed to himself and said: "If the endless cycle continues like this, what is the difference from destruction? Human beings are such waste. If the Creator really exists, he will definitely not like us Crap. Maybe one day he'll be in a bad mood and drink some hard liquor, and then he'll wave his hand and say, 'Perish, you hairless monkeys!'"

These words scared the fruit sisters, and Cherry asked: "It is obvious that the Creator created us, why would he destroy us?"

Lizhi said: "Yes, yes, why?"

You Xia smiled, showing his white teeth, "A craftsman will not succeed in making pottery once, and there will inevitably be a few waste products." When he finished speaking, Hyacinth felt a chill in his smile.

If so, it would be terrible.

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"Oh, my dear archbishop, this is really terrible!" said the little king with as exaggerated a tone as possible. "You say the devil will come? At this juncture? Are you referring to Baku Kahn?" ?”

"It is absolutely true, Your Majesty." Standing under the throne, Exlide did not bend his waist, his head was higher than the little king's.

The eyes of the two met, and the apostle of Vulcan looked directly at the King of the North, without the slightest humility in his eyes.

Damn it, this madman. "That is to say, not only do you not want to help me fight the little trident, but you also want to borrow someone from me to suppress the evil spirits?" Cade Heworth tapped his fingers on the gold-encrusted armrest of the throne, "You are far from treason!" Not far, Exlid."

"I just want a thousand paladins just in case. They have all drank the holy blood and received special training. They are the nemesis of fierce demons. The paladins plus the fierce demon warriors I have domesticated are enough to deal with this prophecy." In fact, Paladins were used to prevent disasters from the very beginning, Your Majesty, you should not use them on ordinary battlefields."

The little king slammed the armrest and said: "But the paladins have been incorporated into the Royal Guard for 100 years! You transferred them away, who the hell am I going to deal with the little trident's giant whale flag? Is it up to you? How many beasts did you tame?"

"A ferocious warrior is not a beast, my lord. A ferocious demon can destroy an army."

The little king laughed and said, "Destroyed? You said that an obsidian monster could take down Bear Mountain without bloodshed. What happened? If you could take Bear Mountain back then, you wouldn't have so many troubles today! Bear Mountain , Antlers Pass! The navel of the Gulflands!"

Exlide's face turned blue and white, "It's just a..."

"Accident?" the little king said for him.

"Ogre will only lose to a stronger ogre. There are also ogre or ogre warriors in the bay area. I read the bear mountain battle report sent by the hound, and he said that he saw a very strong ogre warrior there. Then Humans may have ancient powers, and they are members of the personal guards of the God of Refinement."

"You are going to lie to me with these mysterious legends again." The king laughed disdainfully.

"It's not a lie, Your Majesty! The personal guards of the God of Refinement are immortal, and they will be reborn every era! Their names are recorded one by one in history: Broken Man, Summoner, Black Twins, Red Nails, and Razor... Destiny will bring them together, and when they gather, the ancient demon god will be resurrected. This is much more terrifying than the thugs in the Gulf!"

"Then has he ever lived? Has the God of Lianyan lived? You let him live!" Kade stood up abruptly, his roar echoing in the empty hall, "Tens of thousands of years have passed, that guy will live sooner rather than later!" Alive! Exlid, you evil-minded magic stick, just lie and put everything in the kingdom into your pocket!"

The old man puffed up his chest and said loudly: "The principle of the Vulcan Cult is to save the world with the power of ancient times, to hunt and kill monsters with fierce demons, and to punish demons with magic! The safety of the fifth era comes first! If The world is gone, so the North will no longer exist!"

Cade pointed at him and said, "Shut up, do you think you are the only savior? Let me tell you, I am the king! If there is a savior, it is me, not you!"

"Then I will wait and see, Your Majesty the Savior!" Exlid saluted angrily, then turned and left.The little king sat alone on the chair and changed a relaxed posture.He tilted his body and thought to himself: Savior?When can I be the savior too?

Still fucking save the world?Can I save myself?

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"If everyone wants to be a savior, then disaster will come." The ranger murmured, "Every way to save the world will not be easy, and it will inevitably be accompanied by bloodshed, sacrifice, and countless widows' tears. Every savior thinks he is right, everyone has their own way, and the world will eventually be destroyed because of it..." He laughed, "I just understand this, so I can't be a king. King What's so good? It's not as easy as a ranger! The world is destroyed, what does it have to do with me?"

Lizhi asked him: "If you are the king, then I will be the princess?"

"You are all princesses." He hugged the two girls into his arms, "I will make you the master of the Palace of Mercy, and you will be the master of the East Palace. Oh, there are other girls, let them live in other palaces. Tianhu, Beihai, Old Garden and Queen's Street, there are my bedrooms everywhere."

Silver Fox Ranger is a strange person, he not only behaves strangely, but also thinks strangely.His arguments are always so incredible but evocative.It's a pleasure to travel with him.

"Forget it, let me play a cheerful song, let us forget those troubles!" He said and put the flute to his mouth.But when he was about to blow, the ranger's expression changed.He sniffed the flute, and said with embarrassment: "It's broken, I forgot to wash it after using it last night." After saying this, the fruit sister next to him blushed, and Lizhi gently pinched the silver fox. The ranger's arm.

"Then let me do it." Adora picked up the harp, "After all, there is more than one bard here."

So Adora began to play the piano.There was a soft rustle, the caravan creaked, and the people tapped lightly. "Halfway through the Great Swamp," said the ranger, "but I haven't seen the dragon yet."

Hyacinth felt that he was talking to himself, so he replied: "I don't know if it's a dragon or not, but the orcs will soon see it. Jon said last night that he will enter the territory of the swamp orcs this afternoon."

"Orcs?" the ranger pondered, "I think that the orcs also have a savior for the orcs."

"Where are there so many saviors!" Hyacinth laughed.

"When the end comes, everyone wishes to be the savior. But what they save is not the world, what they save is their own country, their own city, their own territory, their own manor, their own farmland, their own family... Even the humblest person will only save himself!" The ranger spread his hands, "That's why I say, we humans are inferior products, and the Creator God definitely doesn't like us. Ah! Hyacinth, beautiful flower, you And whose savior is it?"

"I..." Hyacinth looked to the northeast and said, "I have no ability to save others, I am waiting for that person to save me."

"It'd be so much easier if everyone thought that way! You know what? Everyone thinks they're messiahs! I've dreamed about these bastards: rascals, lunatics, murderers, whores, savages, fanatics and Slaves and beggars! If they can live in peace, maybe I will go back to be king!" After saying this, the ranger laughed heartily, but no one could understand what he meant.

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The army pulls out.

The White Clothes Society gathered 3000 people to go to the secret realm.Eros rides with Laya on the same horse, Laya holds the reins, and Eros hugs her waist from behind.All kinds of battle flags surrounded them, and veterans and orcs rode beside them on horseback.

Eros was very disturbed, because she knew that there was going to be a war.

The secret place of the White Clothes Society is not a desolate ancient ruin, it is an ancient temple, guarded by a hundred ascetic monks for generations.If you don't pass their test, you can't enter it.

This is also the reason why Laya wants to assemble the army. Although there are not many ascetic monks, they are guarding the secret realm for generations and practicing day and night. They are definitely not easy to deal with.It is said that those people have battle formations, spears, traps, spells...the most important thing is that they have an iron will.Three hundred fearless warriors blocked the narrow entrance of the secret realm, and there was bound to be a fierce battle.

Raya doesn't seem to intend to "pass the test" at all.Eros didn't know what the test was, but since Laya decided to attack by force, she must have a reason.

Eros didn't want to ask any more questions, what Laya did must have her reasons.

Even if she has gone crazy.

"Yes, I'm crazy, Eros, I'm crazy. But a madman can save the world, you know? There are some things that only a crazy nun can do." Laya said to her, " If I can save this era, then even if there is only a one-in-a-billion chance, I will try. And anything that stands in my way, I will... completely destroy it."

"Kindness matters."

"Justice matters."

"Kindness and ethics are also important."

"But the world disappears, and none of this exists."

"Let others continue that light, and let me take away the last evil."

The holy mountain was right in front of us, and the army drove into the canyon like snakes.

Eros no longer prays in vain, she just hopes that all this will end as soon as possible.

Spring rain falls from the sky, nourishing the tormented land, but soon the land will be stained red with blood.

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The spring rain dripped on his iron chest, as if oiling his armor.

Bulb Kahn stood at the head of his army, the rain dripping down his bare chest.The military flag was wet by the rain and hung on the flagpole.The giant whale, shark and anchor graphics are all distorted.

This is not a good omen, Ba Gu thought to himself, it rained during the mobilization before the war, and God is against me!

His [-] soldiers stood with him in the rain, each with a serious expression, as if facing an enemy.Anyone who believes in the Sea God Sect knows that it is unlucky not to go to sea on rainy days.

But Ba Gu didn't believe it.

He is not only the king of the Gulf, he is also the king of the north, the king of the south, and the king of the western regions.He is the King of the earth, the King of the sea, and the King of the sky.Everything should follow his orders, why does the sky dare to oppose him?

He stared at the sky, and his body and mind became one with the land.He firmly believes that he is the master of heaven and earth. If he wants the sky to clear up, the sun will not dare to rest.

His people also believed he could do it.Bone Kahn, he is the overlord of the bay, the god of war for all soldiers.

This strong will allows him to accomplish feats that mortals cannot do. He glared at the sky and shouted: "Evil God! Look me in the eyes!"

The roar pierced through the sky, and the wind blew across Bagu's face. I felt that the clouds were thinning and the rain was thinning out, and the cowardly sun only dared to hide behind the clouds and peep at him.

All the light shines through the clouds, and Bagu knows that the sky will also obey the Overlord.

The soldiers shouted his name, and the roar resounded through the sky.His arrogance also burst out, and he roared at the coward in the sky: "O God in the sky, obey me!"

"Obey your king."

"Obey Bowle Kahn."

"Obey me!"

The rain stopped.

"I am the king of thousands of worlds, the lord of heaven and earth!"

The soldiers roared and cheered like wild animals.Lan Zuo applauded beside him and said, "Oh, Your Majesty the Brave and Fearless King, you have already controlled the heaven and earth, and you are the God of the Gulf." Lan Zuo took a step forward and said to everyone: "You have seen it! God of War It has come!"

Everything is as planned by Lan Zuo, this "liberal forest wizard" knows when it will rain and when it will clear up, and he can even advance or delay the time slightly.And this little trick is enough to confuse these soldiers.

When everyone believes in the coming of the gods, the gods will really come.A hole appeared in the middle of the cloud, and the holy light descended from the sky like a sword.The light fell on Bugu's shoulders, like a king bestowing a knight with a sword.

"Accept the power of thousands of beliefs, Your Majesty the King." Lan Zuo said to him, "When people believe that you are the god of war, you really become a god."

Lang's trick worked again. This is the sorcery of the liberal witches. He focused the spiritual power of the soldiers on Baku Kahn.At that moment, Ba Gu's soul sublimated, and he felt the supreme power.

Today, there are gods everywhere: there are paladins in the north, Lords of Seven Colors in the West, and millions of gods and proud dragons in the south, but there are no gods in the bay alone!Because in Bugu Kahn's new kingdom, there is no Seagod's place!

But where hundreds of millions of beliefs gather, there must be gods who will emerge as the times require!

Thus was born Bowle Kahn, the God of War in the Baylands.

He held up his big sword and war hammer, and said loudly: "My warriors! Remember my words, from today onwards, the land you have stepped on is our kingdom of God! Let war—" He took a deep breath, his chest Inflated like a balloon...

"--let's start!"

When the rain recedes, the clouds will see the sun, and Bawang's tsunami is about to sweep the world.

Either drown or obey.

In Bagu's world, there is no third way of living.

Chapter 4, Kings, Overlords and Devils, a

Chapter 4, Kings, Overlords and Devils, a

"Your Majesty, the Gulf people have begun to attack!"

The first battle report was presented in front of the little king. While reading it quickly, he thought to himself: It is as I expected.

Bagu Kahn started to attack from two routes. The main force broke through the Tianfu Pass and came straight to Eagle Head City; the second route came from the Allied Forces of the Sea God Cult. They gathered the religious nobles in the Gulf and set off from Xiongshan Antler Pass , attacking the Great Plains and the Double Acropolis located in the central region.

Cade was ready to meet the enemy. He asked General Foley to lead the remaining knights of the Great Knights to fight on the southern plains. The terrain here is most suitable for cavalry combat, and the Great Knights will stay away from the imperial city, so he can rest assured.

He asked Exlid to stand still for the time being. The magic stick seemed unwilling to fight for him too much, so he could only let him go first.

The people who guard Eaglehead City are all his blood relatives, and the only people he can trust.

As for the little trident, give it to Bean Lastall.

I don't know how many teeth the old polar bear still has.Duke Bean Lastall was also one of the best generals in the northern border when he was young, and the Duke himself went into battle, which was enough to mobilize the morale of the northerners.The nobles in the north also have a sense of arrogance until now. They are not willing to defend the castle, but want to defend the enemy outside the gate.So when Duke Bean asked for a fight, the little king immediately agreed.

If he could win against Bowle Kahn--almost impossible, but if he could win, the war would be over early; This is also good for war.On the one hand, I can collect information, on the other hand, I can lead the arrogant little trident to the meat grinder in Eaglehead City; finally, all northern men except me love this old hero, if he dies, People are bound to sink into blind indignation.At this time, as long as I shout a few words and pretend to shed a few tears, the soldiers and young nobles will be moved to cry, and then follow my orders to fight the little trident desperately to avenge the old hero.

And as long as he dies, the nobles in the extreme north will definitely join the battle with all their strength—first, everyone wants to avenge the old duke; Those who have made great achievements in battle are eligible to get the best cards. Who would miss such a good opportunity?

Finally, I can make a promise to the barbarians in the extreme north: whoever makes first-class merit will become the new Grand Knight Commander!Hehe, Great Knight Commander, so majestic!These people would go nuts for the title.

The Great Knights' Club was originally a thing of the barbarians in the extreme north, but now it's just returned to the original owner, not to mention it's a big knights' club with missing arms and legs, haha!It's a good deal.

Bean Lastall, the old Duke of the North, he is really a good pawn.Useful alive, more useful dead.God, why didn't I think of you before?You are simply better than my prime minister!You are the best sacrifice for war.