Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

1 Create a pair (or more) of handsome men + beauties or old-fashioned Japanese men + paper beautiful girls, and the characters will make readers like it.

2 hints to the readers that they like each other, or that the heroine is unrequitedly in love with the hero.If it's female, do the opposite.

3 Through various far-fetched contradictions to prevent the two from being together.The male protagonist's EQ is negative, impotent and shy, and he is a lucky pervert.

4 Occasionally poisoning, occasionally sending out sugar, sometimes far and sometimes near, tantalizing.

5 oops!I read hundreds of chapters before I knew it!When will it be possible to achieve a positive result!

My routine:

1 To create a tough guy with a bald head and a soft girl with a wife, let me get cute first, regardless of what readers think.

2 expressly indicates to the reader that the two people want to be together.

3 get married.

4WTMSB!

5 have children.

6 regenerate one.

7 love to see or not!

This is tough guy writing 1.0, and there will be a 2.0 version in the future.

Thanks for your support!

Chapter 13: Questions from the Forest Witch

Chapter 13: Questions from the Forest Witch

In the morning, Hai Wen opened his eyes.He stretched, feeling very tired.At this time, Esrit who was lying beside him let out a murmur, she turned over and fell asleep soundly.

Estelle last night was more enthusiastic than he expected.

At first, Haiwen just wanted to take away her virginity, and then let her rest—unlike in animations and movies, women are very painful for the first time, and often it hurts so much that they can’t finish things; Haiwen is not a sexist either. A hungry beast, he doesn't mind giving his lover a break.

But Estelle insisted on going to the end.Haven still remembers what she said in her ear: "I like the feeling of you inside me, my lord." She panted, "It hurts, it's very fulfilling."

That is to say, from this moment on, Haiwen couldn't control himself completely.He may be drunk, or he may not be able to stand the fragrance of Isrit, her soft words, her pitiful tears and intoxicated moans... In short, what they did after that Three times, his passionate bride seemed to be draining him dry.

Although tired, he insisted on getting up early.Daily morning exercises must be adhered to.He is a man who has died once, he has tasted the most terrible pain in the world, and all other sufferings are nothing to him.His will became extremely firm - the soreness of his waist and legs was nothing compared to the death that lasted 412 times.He put on his clothes on tiptoe, then took his shoes and left the room barefoot.However, at the moment when the door was closed, he heard Estherite's voice from inside the room: "My lord?" Immediately afterwards, there was the muffled sound of someone falling, and Estherite's exclamation.

He stepped on his shoes and opened the door. He saw Esritre sitting on the ground wrapped in a quilt. Her hair was loose and she didn't wear any clothes. She looked very embarrassed.

"I'm going out for morning exercises." Haven said to her, "You can continue to sleep."

"No, I want to get up with you." She rubbed her eyes quickly, forcing herself to wake up, "I'll go prepare breakfast for you." She said and stood up from the quilt, but the next second she quickly picked up Pull up the quilt to cover your naked body.

Haiwen smiled bitterly and said, "Cooks will do that kind of thing."

"Then I'll go and help." After she said this, an embarrassed smile appeared on her face, "Please go out, my lord, I need to get dressed."

Don't feel shy about bed affairs, but can't be seen when changing clothes?Hai Wen didn't quite understand what his daughter's family was thinking.In short, he waited outside the door, and then took Esriette to get water to wash after she got dressed.Estherite was also a clean girl before. Although her family was poor, she would still use some simple methods to keep herself tidy.For example, she brushes her teeth with rice husk ash, water and twig fibers, scrubs her body with sand, and occasionally uses coarse soap, but coarse soap is too expensive, and she only uses it when encountering festivals or other important events.

Haven gave her a toothbrush made of bristles and animal bones, which he asked Dreyer to have made by a craftsman earlier, and there were more than a dozen at home; she uses. "I've never seen this thing before." Estelle said, "Is this used by noble gentlemen? How much does it cost?"

"It's a daily necessities that I remember from my previous life." Haiwen never concealed his past from her. "I'll discuss it with Gerrit in a few days, and maybe I can make a better formula. The hygienic environment of this world Too bad, materials, facilities, and living habits need to be improved.”

"It's really a good thing to be clean, but..." She played with the bristle toothbrush, "Poor people care more about how to fill their stomachs."

Haiwen sprinkled tooth powder on the toothbrush, and then got some to wipe on the teeth, "Both of these things have to be resolved." He said inarticulately, "If you don't pay attention to hygiene, it will cause many problems, such as the plague."

Israet imitated him to put on tooth powder, and asked, "Plague? That's not a natural disaster... Ah, I said I thought it was a natural disaster. Haven, do you understand plague?"

He brushed his teeth a few times and rinsed his mouth with water—this tooth powder tasted so bitter and astringent, he needed to improve—he spit out the water, and said: “There are dirty things hidden in sewage, excrement, corpses and so on. Extremely tiny bacteria—you can think of them as small bugs.” While speaking, he started to apply tooth powder for the second time, and the effect was so poor that he had to apply it twice.

"Little bugs? Do you mean maggots?" She also imitated Hai Wen's second tooth powder.

"No, it's smaller than that, you have to use a special instrument to see it. I'll try to make a microscope later, maybe you can see it." He tried to recall the science knowledge in high school, but the memory was already fragmented , he didn't know if he was okay, "When people eat those bacteria into their stomachs, people will get sick; similarly, when a wound is eroded by bacteria, it will also get sick, which is what you call infection, or tetanus. However These bacteria can be killed, such as high temperature. So cremation is a good way to prevent the plague." Speaking of this, he began to brush his teeth.

Estherite looked at the water in the barrel thoughtfully, and murmured, "But the Church said..."

When Haiwen heard the word church, he immediately spit water into the sewer, saying: "Religion is all fake, don't believe it. In our world, science is paramount. People use scientific wisdom to develop and progress, and have achieved civilization. All natural phenomena should be explained by science.”

Estelle brushed her teeth mechanically, and asked him vaguely: "What is science?"

Haiwen thought for a while, and said according to his own understanding: "Science is a knowledge system. Everything in this system is testable and based on objective facts... Let me give you an example. The priests said that the plague is a Natural disasters are caused by the devil, but this statement cannot be proven - what is the cause of the natural disaster? What is the devil? Have you ever seen the devil of the plague? Catch me alive and see? And the scientific The saying is that the plague comes from a certain germ. They will let you see what the germ is, and use the theoretical system of objective existence to justify it to discuss the most correct nature of things. It is precisely because of the recognition of the truth that people can overcome the plague. Otherwise, no matter how much you pray, the germs will not disappear naturally; and the way to really kill the germs may be a drug, or a big fire, in short, there must be a scientific basis. This is the way humans do things in my world ,Do you understand it?"

Isrit rinsed her mouth and said, "Sir, I can feel that this is very meaningful, but I am a short-sighted peasant girl who can't see so far. I just hope you can protect yourself when you are doing something big That's enough, I can't leave you."

Haven saw Eastraet's serious gaze, and he knew she was worried. "Don't worry, I'll be careful this time."

Estherite nodded, then scooped up another glass of water to rinse her mouth.After washing, she let out a breath of cool air and said to herself, "Ah, my mouth is much refreshed."

While tidying up the toothbrush, Haiwen said casually, "There are also bacteria in the human mouth, which will corrode the teeth or cause bad breath over time."

At this time, Yisrit suddenly blushed, and she covered her mouth with a solemn expression.Haven asked her, "What's wrong?"

"I'm going to use this before next kiss," she whispered, pointing to the braces. "Twice—no, four."

Haiwen smiled and kissed her lightly on the lips, and said, "When it really comes to that, I'm afraid you won't have time to brush your teeth."

Estelle frowned, hesitated to speak, "I'm going to prepare breakfast." After saying this, she quickly walked away.Haiwen watched her disappear at the end of the corridor, then turned left and went to the courtyard outside.

Haiwen used to have the habit of doing morning exercises and fitness, but his health was not so bad before.He jogged around the courtyard for ten minutes, and then started to do strength training; this time he didn't dare to do it too hard, and he didn't set strict requirements for himself, just followed his feeling.

While he was dripping with sweat, he heard a woman behind him say, "Your Honor, what are you doing?"

"Exercise." He forced a push-up, then stood up and dusted himself off. "Miss Gerrit, did you sleep well last night?" he asked the witch.

"Forest witches don't need to sleep." Gelieta bowed to him gracefully, "I've finished reading that book, Masochism and Conquest, and I'll return it to you when I come back."

"I...um, ah." His expression became very awkward.

The witch said to him: "Many of the games in this book are very fresh and very violent—will you use them against my apprentice?"

"Ah?" Haiwen said quickly, "Of course not! Who do you think I am?"

"Oh, then who are you?" Gellette smiled ripplingly, "I know you are a wretched and despicable judge, you have been bribed, raped women, and framed innocent people. But obviously now You are not the same as before—why did you take the risk to save Isrit? On a whim?"

"This matter..." Haiwen didn't know how to answer.

Zhe Lite continued: "My lord, I asked my apprentice about you, but she never mentioned it and wanted to keep it a secret from you - this has never happened before! Isrit has never kept anything from me, I know her height, weight, bust and hips, when she will menstruate, and even where her body is most sensitive. But this time, no matter how I ask her, I don’t ask her. So I can only investigate it myself, I listen to you The servants at home said that you locked yourself at home for several days, and after you came out, your personality changed drastically. What is going on here?"

Haiwen still doesn't want to tell this woman his secret, he still doesn't trust her. "Miss Witch, just take it as my sudden conscience."

"This is not allowed, this is not allowed, my lord! You have already slept with my dearest apprentice. I and Isrit are both teachers and mothers, so I can't ignore it."

"But the fewer people who know about me, the better, Miss Witch, please forgive me." Hai Wen said.

"Oh, then I have reason to believe that you are possessed by a vicious demon. According to legend, there is a kind of vicious demon that parasitizes in the soul of a person. It can manipulate people's hearts, and then mix into human beings to achieve some kind of unknown. The purpose." She said a word that was enough to scare Haven, "So out of a sense of responsibility as a citizen of the Gulf, I will report you. This means that you are going to be unlucky."

Damn it, Haven realized that he couldn't say no.He didn't want to tell the secret to this strange witch easily, but Gellette said: "My lord, if you insist on keeping silent, then I will hypnotize you with drugs, and then I will know the answer as well. But I don't want to do that, because I think You're a nice fellow, and I want to keep a little friendship between us."

Haven said: "If you want to keep your friendship, you shouldn't force your friend to do something he doesn't like."

Gerrit smiled wryly, and said, "But for Isrit's safety, I have to do this. I can't let her marry a mysterious man—I repeat, I'm Esther to a certain extent." Wright's mother. For her, I must do this!"

Haven couldn't refute him this time, "Okay. I'll tell you, but please keep it secret."

The witch raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "The forest witch has always kept her promise. Now tell me, what kind of monster are you?"

Chapter 14: Questions and Answers from Another Dimension

Chapter 14: Questions and Answers from Another Dimension

Haven led Gerald to the field outside the manor.This is a wilderness, and people can't hide around, and they don't worry about being overheard when they speak.

They stopped under the shade of a large tree.Haiwen found a rock and sat down, and Gerrit sat on a raised tree root, crossing her legs.

So Haven told her again what he had said to Isrit.Unexpectedly, Geralte was not surprised after hearing this.

"Oh, a lost soul from another world, this is interesting." The witch nodded and said, "I often see this kind of thing in books; Get your job wrong. For example, kill a good person by mistake, forget to kill a bad person, or forget to wash the memory of a reincarnated person. Some children can tell where they lived in their previous life and who their family members are; One or two more strange memories; oh, there was a famous demon monk in history called Hallitin. This guy is said to have been reborn with the memory of his previous life. It is said that he was a great mage 3000 years later in his previous life and had the magical power to call wind and rain ...So, Lord Haven, what supernatural powers do you have? Binding, dripping wax and enema?

"I don't play that set!"

"Then you must have some skills, right? Otherwise, it would be too boring! Tell me some nasty jokes from your world. How about I ask you and you answer?"

Haven said helplessly: "Miss Gerrit, everyone has secrets. And I only share secrets with those I trust the most."

"I know it's not easy for you to trust me." She stroked her curly black hair, "but I can make a deal with you."

"trade?"

The witch drew a nearly perfect circle in the air with her finger, and then said: "I will teach you what you want, and you have to tell me what I want to know. Sharing our knowledge is a win-win situation. Since you love reading, then You must be very curious, right?"

"Deal." Haven shook hands with her.

The transaction was established, and then Haven asked her: "Which one of us will ask first?"

"Since you are an 'adult', you should come first." She said with a smile.

Haiwen nodded slightly.The autumn wind blew, and the fallen leaves were colorful. This world was similar to his but different. For a while, he didn't know where to start. "Gerette, can I ask you anything?"

She was noncommittal, but said, "I will do my best to answer, my lord."

"That's good." Haven said, "Let's briefly talk about your history."

Zhe Lita froze for a moment, and said in a surprised tone: "You picked the most boring one. You can read books for such things."

"History in books and oral history are two different things. I want to hear from you first, Miss Witch."

Gerrit smiled, "Then you have found the right person. When Isrit was young, I always told her stories."

"When Isrit was still young? May I take the liberty to ask Your Excellency's age?"

"The Witch of the Woods lives seventeen forever, my lord." She drew a perfect square in the air with her finger.Haiwen couldn't help asking, "Is there any point in drawing the pattern?"

"Your Honor, is there any point in being alive?" she asked rhetorically.

"This..." Haiwen shook his head and said, "This is a deep philosophical question, and I can't answer it."

"Then let me ask you again, can sailboats swim?"

"what?"

The witch raised her index finger and drew a perfect equilateral triangle in the air, "Can the Almighty God create a stone that he cannot lift?"

"This is probably..." Haiwen's thoughts were in a mess.

At this time, the witch clasped her palms together and asked solemnly, "Then, why should I draw symbols?"

Hai Wen didn't think he had the ability to communicate with this woman, so he gave up thinking. "Please tell me about the history," he said.

The witch drew another exquisite symbol with incomprehensible philosophical meaning in the air with her finger, "Okay." She put down her finger, "We should start with mythology."

So she told the stories in the historical myths.

There is no objectively recorded history in this world, and most historical facts are mixed with myths.The witch started talking about Genesis, and then talked about the four ancient tribes and the four mass extinctions. "In the beginning this world consisted only of dead things, mountains, seas, and plains; then the Creator God came from heaven, and he made the first grass with the seeds brought from heaven, so there were plants; Blood created the first beast, so there were animals, and then there were beasts, birds, fish and insects." She drew a right-angled triangle in the sky with her finger pointing up, and Hewen was already familiar with it, "But God thought We want a greater life, a life as great as it. So God let the worms override all things, let the worms rule the world."

Hearing this, Haiwen couldn't help asking: "Let bugs rule the world? Why let bugs rule the world?"

The witch glanced at him blankly, then drew a cross with her fingers, and said, "Why do I need symbols?"

Haiwen gave up thinking, "Please continue." He also said with a blank face.

So the witch continued: "But worms are lowly creatures, greedy and evil, and they soon ate up the mountains, seas, and plains. God didn't like them, so he destroyed the worms. He made them sick, made them become Stone, forever buried deep in the ground."

I have never heard of the myth with insects as the protagonist.Haiwen thought to himself, most of the myths of the various nations on the earth are inseparable from humans and animals, but this is the first time I have heard of insects as the protagonists. "What does the God of Creation look like?" Haiwen asked.

Gerette said, "If you want to know this, you have to answer me a question first."

"Tell me." Haven said.

The witch cleared her throat, and then asked solemnly: "How many times did Isrit orgasm last night?" She spoke and drew a six-pointed star.

"Change the question." Haiwen said solemnly, "If you make such a joke, it will destroy the friendship we have just established, Miss Witch."

The witch drew a heart shape in the air, "It seems that you love her so much that you can't make fun of her."

"Yes."

"Very well, the forest witch already knows the answer." Her smile made Haven realize that she had fallen into the trap of her language—she actually wanted to know my attitude towards Isrit, and this method was the most direct and effective .

At this time, Gerrit picked up the previous topic, and she said: "Then let me continue to answer your question-the Creator God has no body, it is a thought that exists in nothingness."

"How do you know all of this..." Halfway through Hewen's question, he saw the witch wagging her index finger at him, then he patted his forehead angrily, and said, "Okay, now it's your turn to ask."