After swapping bodies with green tea sister

Just do what you say, I asked Chen Yan for instructions, and immediately ran to the third department of high school while I was off early self-study.

however……

I never expected, I actually saw...

"Ya, Ya'er???"

Shock.

Not far away from me, the one who was paired with Mu Zhili was my favorite classmate, Ya'er.Mu Zhili was calm and breezy, with a refined and refined demeanor, and with a few words, Ya'er made Ya'er smile sweetly. The first time I saw him, two words flashed in my mind: "Forcing the king".

With that expression, that demeanor, you can change your surname to Sakamoto with a pair of glasses.

I never expected that my sister's progress would be so terrifying, and I never expected that my sister could play with my account as a pickup girl, so that I remained in a stunned posture until I was bumped into by Mu Zhili and Ya'er.

"I go first."

Ya'er's smile faded quickly.

"Well. Slow down on the road."

Mu Zhili's concern was beyond words.

Pretend! ! !It's too pretentious! ! !Damn you! ! !You can't wait for her to fall to death, right! ! !

I growled inside, very angry, and the source of this anger was ridiculous, one-third jealous, one-third frustrated, and, one-third...jealous.That's right, I'm jealous of him, he's obviously "Mu Qiuyun", why can he be as close as Ya'er once it's him?

"Yo. Silly Qiuyun, what are you doing here again? Damn my good deeds." Mu Zhili remained expressionless.

I resentfully stuffed the lunch box into his hand, "It's for you... what a good thing you have! Aren't you rivals in love? It's a good thing! Ah bah! A good thing??!" I was angry.

"Jealous?" Mu Zhili was surprised.

"Eat you big-headed ghost!" I turned my head.

"I knew..." Mu Zhili gently rubbed my hair, "Well, be good, I caught you soon, and it will be yours from now on. Now I... just enjoy the annoying woman step by step The thrill of falling into my trap..."

I was suddenly very scared, "Hey... let's say it first... don't bully Ya'er..." I subconsciously showed a worried look, and tugged at his clothes.

"Don't worry, the virgin will be broken for you," he said.

"I, I didn't mean this," Mu Zhili's nonchalant attitude made me angry and helpless, "I mean, I mean..." But all of a sudden, I got stuck again, and finally I just lowered my head, "Please You treat her better..."

Mu Zhili's expression was inexplicable, "But I'm already treating her very well... Silly Qiuyun, do you think that if I treat her badly, she will have a good impression of me? Uh... wait, could it be that you asked me to treat her well? Fallen in love with her? What, I'm a girl, and I'm really tempted, how will you and I share in the future? 3P? Sleeping together? You're so beautiful, I don't want to buy one and get one free. "

"But..." I was confused.

"No, but, you feel that Lin Ya'er is pitiful because of my hypocrisy, but all of this is for you, who really likes her, to be in the top position. Think about it, if you don't work hard, then Lin Ya'er will probably end up It's Xu Shidao, you and Xu Shidao... It seems that Xu Shidao can make Lin Ya'er happier, forget it...Mu Qiuyun, if you regret it, I don't have to continue and become a male girlfriend instead. You choose yourself."

Mu Zhili categorically put down a series of words, every word and every sound in it, I listened to my ears, and remained silent for a long time.

I am very guilty...Really, because I feel sorry for Ya'er, and I was attacked step by step by a person who is essentially an enemy. All the vows I thought were false, and all the promises I thought were true were actually jumping into the fire pit...Yes What kind of tragedy is this for a woman?

But what I'm more guilty of... is that I can't answer "please stop" at this moment, I want Ya'er, I want, I want to explode.I thought Mu Zhili was joking before, but the scene just now, besides jealousy, also ignited an ignorant sin, or hope, in my heart.

【I think I can really get Yaer】

A certain part of my heart is secretly happy like this.I was ashamed of this chuckle, but I couldn't resist it.

what to do

I should,

how to do……

"What kind of steamed stuffed bun, it's so greasy."

A cold male voice suddenly interrupted my thoughts.

I opened my mouth, but after all, I didn’t say the words representing justice and selflessness. Instead, I was selfish and hypocritical, and quietly changed the topic to other places.

"Mum, buns, buns, yes, they are from Chen Yan. I think they are delicious, and I want you to try them. Give them back if you don't like them!"

"I don't give it away, how can I give it back to someone else? And the taste is actually not bad... Huh, that fat man is not bad, it's a little bit useful."

"Hey! How can you call her a fat man!"

"But she's just fat. I've advised her to lose weight several times, but she doesn't listen. She doesn't have any talent but she still has to study hard. No matter how much she studies, she's still in class 13. You'll hate her for such a boring guy sooner or later. .”

"You are too bad! Chen Yan is a good girl! I won't hate her!"

"Oh... so you mean, you want to establish a good relationship with her, and then wait for us to return, let her experience the despair of being betrayed by a friend?"

"..."

I froze suddenly.

Mu Zhili shrugged her shoulders, and continued to eat steamed buns in small bites. After eating a full three or four, I slowly recovered, feeling a little dazed.

The fate is really ridiculous... My mind is in a mess. I think of Chen Yan, then of Ya'er, and slowly, I think of Xu Zishou and Gu Jiaming again. Roll sleep talk.

"Hey, I'm done eating, I'll have more tomorrow."

Mu Zhili showed me the empty lunch box pitifully.

"I hate it, you, how can you eat so much, don't you not like meat?"

I came back to my senses, grabbed the empty lunch box, and taught me a lesson.

“Inexplicably delicious,”

Mu Zhili looked up at the sky,

"And it's not me who is fat anyway."

After speaking, he smacked his lips and rubbed his bulging stomach.

"you……"

I subconsciously covered Oupai.

How can it be repaired!I really want to jump up and hit him on the head! TM's... This stuff makes me so angry. I have a headache!

017

Author: ink dirty

The rare get out of class time ended quickly, and I had to leave my sister and go back to the classroom of Class 13 of the second year of high school.

The little physics slut on the desk is still seducing me, but considering that this class is a math class, and even the teacher is rarely absent, I had to take out the Huanggang secret volume and spoil my math girl.

"Mu Zhili? Mu Zhili?"

It's a pity - I just immersed myself in the mysterious realm of mathematics, and some bastards with no eyesight interrupted my train of thought.

"Oh, teacher, what's the matter?"

I stood up sullenly.Do you know what it feels like to be interrupted halfway through solving a math problem?It's like being kicked at the door suddenly by someone during sex, not only withered and lost interest, but also super angry, so angry that you want to kill someone.

The uncle "teacher" who didn't know that he would be cut off was still fuzzy:

"Well, Mu Zhili, I see that you are doing the college entrance examination questions, did you understand this part today?"

"So-so." I bowed my head.

"Really? That's not bad." Uncle teacher was a little surprised by my answer, but soon, he pushed his glasses seriously and said: "Even so, don't aim too high. Being beautiful doesn't mean you can do everything well. Take one bite at a time, and do the questions one by one. At this stage, if you want to get a good grade in the exam, it is recommended to start with the after-school questions and the five-three, and start the first round of review after the entire third-year knowledge is finished. Then do the college entrance examination questions to consolidate."

"Hmm..." I was a little annoyed, although I knew he was kind, but it was just, annoyance.

"Okay, you can sit down." Uncle teacher also saw that I was annoyed, he sighed, "The college entrance examination is not a child's play, you... well, anyway, listen carefully."

"Ah."

I answered and sat down.

Picking up the pen, I regained my mind and planned to continue to struggle, but after this encounter, I found that the "disaster" had come again.

Perhaps he was complaining, the state of concentration that had been getting better just now no longer existed.My ears are full of the buzzing and noisy sounds of my classmates, as if there are ten thousand noisy flies in the classroom. Accompanied by the teacher's nagging, they are piercing my ears and doing the eighth national radio gymnastics jumping exercise, which makes me feel infinitely irritable and resentment... just hear:

"Doo duo duo, duo duo duo."

"%###@?#&##@?."

"Then what, the students who are chatting should keep their voices down. You can see that the students who are sleeping are frowning."

"Students playing with mobile phones, please contact the students who skipped class and ask them if Xueyuan West Road has been repaired today."

"Students who are in love, please restrain yourself a little bit. There are single students who are king of pesticides behind you. If they kiss randomly, their hands will shake, and it will be bad for them to lose points."

"Students who eat, please don't bring spicy hot pot into the classroom next time, and roast chicken is not allowed."

"..."

Woohooah! ! !

Your entire classroom, even the students and teachers, are fucking poisonous! ! !

"Mu Zhili? Mu Zhili? What's wrong with you? Why did you stand up suddenly?"

I vaguely heard the teacher's uncle asking loudly, only to realize that I subconsciously stood up because of irritability and anger.Many eyes turned to me, those who were indifferent, those who read jokes, and those who took the opportunity to peep. The big thorns were stabbed in the back, like three knives and six holes again and again.

"Well, teacher, I, I want to go to the bathroom."

Hate.Shame on me.It's annoying.

"can."

Uncle teacher made a "please" gesture indifferently.

I leave my seat immediately.

The bright and vibrant sunlight in the corridor guided me to escape from the cage and trot all the way, carrying a "Shorthand for College Entrance Examination Words" in my hand.In the classroom before, I always had a low tide feeling that my heart was blocked, and this feeling faded away quickly after leaving the teaching building, and turned into a kind of pain rushing into the sea.

I felt like a bird out of its cage—what a wonder I even compared the classroom to a cage.Does this metaphor come from the fact that "good boy Mu Qiuyun" hates that environment?Or did it originate from the profligate nature of "bad boy Mu Zhili"?I can't figure it out.

Anyway, I came back to my senses... I was already lying on the lawn in the small garden, enjoying my first skipping class in my life with a relaxed expression...

"Yo, sure enough you escaped too."

A big face suddenly approached.

For a moment she was only 0.003 centimeters away from me, and I could even feel the heat of her breath.Dunn was taken aback.

"Woo scared, ha! You, you, you...you..."

After a few seconds of panic, I recognized this girl... leather jacket and short skirt, heavy makeup and bright accessories, she is the bad girl who asked me to go to the bar yesterday!Mu Zhili seems to have a good relationship with her?I can't help regretting that I didn't ask Mu Zhili about her relationship, well, now my eyes are darkened.

"You what you? Me what me? Mu Zhili, what's wrong with you today?"

In a panic, her eyes suddenly became sharp, and I wanted to cry but had no tears, so I had to be "cold" and perfunctory, while pretending to play with my mobile phone, and sent Mu Zhili a WeChat message for help.

—However, the situation quickly became more and more out of control.

"Wow...Wow..."

Accompanied by the rustling of branches, the No.1 girl sprang out of the bushes.She has a graceful figure, light makeup, and although her facial features are ordinary, her temperament is enough to be called a lady.However, in my eyes at the moment, this is no less than an ignited + weak jojo popping out of the grass in the middle.

"Huh~ I finally found you~" The girl who I have automatically brought into the jojo stickers smiled and said hello: "Xiao Zhili, good morning."

"Morning, morning." I sweated and waved.

This is not over yet, "Wow..." The branches rang softly, and another one sprang out.

The new one is slightly plump, but white and tender, with a cute oval face. She looks a little timid, especially when facing me.Also, she said hello in a very low voice, but I didn't catch it.I breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this person is quite shy.

Surrounded by three eyes, I hesitated in my heart, embarrassed, but I couldn't show my secrets on the face, fortunately——

"duo~"

In the nick of time, Mu Zhili wrote back!

I quickly imitated "Mu Zhili's indifference" and said: "Go out and make a phone call", and then quickly retreated into the shadow of the garden.After hiding it, I quickly switched the WeChat interface, and when I saw Mu Zhili's reply, my expression looked like (=_=).

[Number one in Lishan]: "Ask my female friend, well, to sum it up..."

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Pretty + coquettish = Zhao Mengjia = someone who makes me feel awkward;"

[No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Thin + ugly = Wang Xiyuan = the one who makes me feel bigger;"

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Fat + good-looking = Zhou Nan = bullied by me."

[The No. [-] Shuaibi in Lishan]: "Normally, only these three women will take the initiative to find me, and the others will be dealt with by Bi Chi, who has no good intentions."

【Yezhi Tinglan】: "..."

I couldn't help returning three eggs to express my speechlessness.This is not over yet, the phone is still beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, Mu Zhili's typing speed is like a rocket, and there is a line of reply in almost three or four seconds.

[Number One in Lishan]: "Don't be noisy. As for the men, you can play freely. Anyway, I can't remember the names except for the few useful ones."