After swapping bodies with green tea sister

I was very helpless in my heart: probably he and I were unwilling to admit those desires that were very different from our own at first, right?If there is no Jia Ming, if there is no parting that is not parting, I probably will not believe in this life: I can have feelings for men.

"Stupid Mumu, what are you thinking?" Mu Zhili hugged her curiously.

This time his eyes were only clear, I snuggled into his arms and rubbed against him.

"I'm thinking, fate is so wonderful." The corners of his mouth curled up.

"Yes..." He was stunned.

"Mu Zhili, tell me, will one day I really get married and you marry a girl?"

"impossible."

"But we will grow old eventually."

"If that's the case..." He suddenly pondered, and soon seemed to think of something, showing pain and hesitation, but in the next moment, he said with a serious expression and resolutely: "Stupid Mumu, if that's the case, there will only be one result."

"What result?"

"I marry you, you marry me. I will be your husband."

"Ah...but...um~~"

I panicked all of a sudden.

But—the words of retort were suddenly stuffed back into his throat, and the hot, soft, decisive and firm that was printed on his mouth suddenly.

I widened my eyes, and Mu Zhili's gaze in the kiss gave me a strange, decisive and strange feeling that I couldn't understand.So much so that the hand he caressed was suddenly so gentle.

Lips parted.

"It seems that I don't reject it," Mu Zhili laughed at herself, "Gu Jiaming will definitely kill me for this relationship."

"No, no, at least he dotes on you very much." I was inexplicably flustered, "Besides, we are brother and sister, brother and sister, so..."

"Hehe, you still don't understand. He's the kind of person who pets you like a star. If he doesn't pet you, you're just a clod in the garden. That's why I said you can't bear that kind of gap. Just watch, you know I have tortured and taught you, he will definitely use the same but more vicious methods to drive me crazy and to death, but as long as he really does that, I will win... You understand, stupid Mumu, I If I win, I will create the first woman in the world that he can't get."

"I can……"

"Okay, I won't talk so much," Mu Zhili arched my chest, "Gu Jiaming's scandals, the bad things he has done, can't be finished for three days and three nights, and there is something more serious Well... I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on, so I won't say anything. For the rest of the time, let's go together and enjoy the date?" He seemed to be in high spirits.

"Isn't it tuning. Teaching?" I was curious.

"Bah," the bastard's face darkened again in an instant, "Tune.Teach. Tune.Teach. It seems that you can't wait any longer, right? Hmph, it's really vile."

"Hmm~!"

Hate, I feel like, like, I did another stupid thing...

050

Author: ink dirty

What Mu Zhili said was conclusive, pornographic and violent, so when I left the hotel, I was almost ready to be humiliated in various ways.

For example, the body painting scene of cistanche in a certain emperor's academy; another example, a certain elegant blackout classroom scene; and even, a bloody evil scene in a certain face.

But it turns out that I overestimated Mu Zhili's sexual imagination... The most outrageous thing he did was just sneaking into my skirt and pinching my thigh at a certain art exhibition while no one was looking... ... After pinching, he himself blushed, looking around for a long time, that expression of shyness and fear was so cute.

It's really a mother-in-law.

This made me, an old driver who was full of "mandatory O in the corridor of the art exhibition" and "the secret of the men's toilet", feel very ashamed, and decided to go back and recommend him a "Keep in Mind Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces 436".

The most embarrassing thing is that he still carried me on his back... In the middle, he almost collapsed from exhaustion. Fortunately, the medicine on his butt took effect, and I was finally able to walk with a little support.

Then in the colder weather, he took me to have lunch at a Japanese restaurant called "Asakusa".I ate very happily, but Mu Zhili frowned after taking two bites, saying something "not to my taste", but I didn't hold back for a few seconds, and couldn't bear to move my index finger.

I just remembered that he has been eating from the cafeteria and at home these days, and he hasn't eaten anything good for a long time...

Thinking of this, I took the initiative to grab a piece of silver cod for him, held up a smile, and looked at him intently, like a little stupid cat waiting for praise.

Mu Zhili froze for a moment.

"You have a fever?"

As he spoke, he quickly lowered his head and wiped out the silver cod in one gulp.

"..."

I can't help being a little disappointed, feeling that my good intentions are too bad to let me down.What do you mean I have a fever?Haven't I served him food before?At least...uh...six or seven years ago...was still in the...ground...right?

It's been seven years...

Suddenly, I recalled the figure of Xiao Zhili washing the dishes for me...the figure of Xiao Zhili jumping towards me...I think, indeed, since my father died, I have rarely had intimate interactions with Zhili.

Later, she had a boyfriend and started fishing for men. In order to avoid suspicion, she even lacked contact.

Perhaps, at least help him make breakfast?

But is it for "brother responsibility" or to make up for the guilt of the past?To be honest, I can't answer this question. The less scumbag way of saying it should be...Each half.

Probably, the shadow of five years has completely made me feel unfamiliar with my sister...

"Walk?"

Mu Zhili wiped her mouth and interrupted me.

I just found out that he also ate to the end.

Nodding, "Well," I smiled frivolously, "Let's go."

Afterwards, Mu Zhili came over to support me, her shoulders that were not broad, supporting my back——At that moment, I suddenly realized: Maybe this exchange is God's help to heal the wounds we have torn apart...

The alley bell rang twelve times.

In the remaining trivial time, my sister took me to browse through it, which belongs to the life of "Mu Zhili".Board game bars, cafes, concerts, cat cafes...

Except for bars and dance halls, I didn't go to the bar and dance hall considering that this attire would cause trouble. I have almost experienced the fun of a city, but the most fun is the board game?Forgive me for my nerdy aesthetic taste... Well...Of course the others are pretty good too.

In particular, a company specializing in stress relief for pets, called "Dongyu Hut", seems to be a branch.The proprietress is a bit cute, wearing a pretty maid outfit, but when she opened her mouth, she let out a husky bass...

Mu Zhili was stunned.

"That's a man, isn't it? Ang, silly Mumu, is that a man?" He was a little excited when he left the shop, "Really, it's the same as those pictures on your computer. The big guy in women's clothing is still the number one. See, it's not from P."

I was surprised: "Sister...Master, you will not open the door to a new world, will you?"

Mu Zhili actually became silent.

Yes, he mother-in-law became silent.

I panicked for a moment, okay?Mu Qiuyun, a courtesan in women's clothing from No. [-] Middle School?My brother and I got married on the same day?Brother and sister Gu Jiaming?Fuck, this is too insane, right?

"Ahem," Mu Zhili coughed to cover up her embarrassment, "Don't mention this, the point is, the operation model of this store is quite novel, but I don't know what the profit rate is or how much investment value it has."

"It's amazing, and you know how to invest..."

"Bah, nonsense, green tea doesn't know a little about finance, and in the end, the money knocked from a man has to be spit back at any operation. Do you think green tea is good for you? I know, a green tea with a name similar to mine, Not only did she seduce the man to death, but she also made him willing to teach her how to use levers, and she earned four flats in Hangzhou in her freshman year."

"Four, four houses!? Wow, this, this is too... Is green tea making so much money? No, generally, if you take care of it, it will be 10,000+ a month at most..." The more I said, the weaker I became.

Because Mu Zhili's expression became more and more disdainful.

"That kind is not considered green tea, it can only be considered a high-class prostitute, a plaything. Top-notch green tea is the kind of dangerous woman who entrusts her heart to her, but deliberately keeps a distance, and unconsciously induces men to give everything. Appearance, figure, temperament, wisdom, delicacy, and sincerity are all indispensable."

As he said that, he paused, then sighed again, "[-]% of me can't do it, because... I am incapable of love, and I found that no matter how good a man is, I have no feelings for him, no matter how much I admire him, no matter how appropriate I feel, I can't even become emotionally dependent on him. But..."

"Oh, it's true," he suddenly narrowed his eyes wickedly, "You may, the problem now is that you are a little stupid, but you will grow rapidly after experiencing such things, especially in my position... ...Stupid Mumu, do you want to learn how to be green tea?"

"Please allow me to refuse." I waved my hand.

A good man should be a ball of green tea, wouldn't it be nice to have some clear water?

"Okay, okay, after all, ideas don't change all at once." He wasn't paranoid, but said mysteriously, "Perhaps, you don't need me to teach you. When you need that wisdom one day, you will study it yourself." Ponder."

Qi.

Look down on me, there are no bad people in a dead house, have you heard this sentence?To extend it, there are no bad women and bad green tea in a dead house.

I am not a green tea!

But the next activity Mu Zhili arranged was a bit subtle. This guy started to take me shopping at counters, CL, LV, KDY, HR, Chanel, colorful and complicated.

However, after being guided by this guy for a long time, I also have a little understanding of luxury high-end cosmetics.It is indeed better, but at this price, the price-performance ratio is still too low. A pair of high-heeled shoes cost more than 4000, more than 5000, tens of thousands... I even think they are more expensive than my feet.

How can I be willing to wear it out...

Anyway, in terms of my consumption concept, if I buy such a pair of shoes, I have to burn incense and offer them up when I go back.

I told Mu Zhili my thoughts, and subconsciously dissed the girl who pursued such things a little bit, but Mu Zhili retorted:

"What kind of talk is this? Isn't what people are after these expensive, and the labels and sense of superiority brought by expensive?

Everyone likes to compare, and everyone wants to live a better life than others. You men still compare cars, watches, women, and more.And if a woman is beautiful and not vain, will she be respected?

No, only men think she is easy to catch, and women think she is poor;

Won't you be respected if you play tricks to make yourself look good?

On the contrary, men will look up to her and women will envy her.

Not every beautiful woman is born into a rich family, and I just try my best not to be looked down upon and bullied..."

"Well."

how to say?It's embarrassing.

It was the first time I heard Mu Zhili narrate his feelings in this regard.

Many of these emotions, after being a girl, I also vaguely understand that girls are instinctively animals that pay attention to other people's eyes. Although I don't agree with this kind of value, my diss before was really too much.

From a boy's point of view, the poor campus goddess, maybe it's pretty good?But what about from the perspective of the goddess?

Why am I so beautiful, but not as glamorous as you?

Many emotions can kill people.It is enough to kill a pure and noble soul, and then give birth to a bottomless demon from the rotten body.This kind of thinking reminds me again, Li Xiuyu...

The mood suddenly felt melancholy, obviously I was very happy just now, hey, the girl's capriciousness is really enough.

In short, with such and such emotions, after visiting the last counter, Mu Zhili took me out of the mall, and suddenly stopped in place.

"If you read correctly, Gu Jiaming and his people should be waiting nearby."

Mu Zhili suddenly smiled inexplicably, and gently leaned forward to comb my messy strands of long hair.

"Well……?"

"Phantom Streamer, remember his car, men like you to see him at first glance, this can satisfy a kind of, um, possessive desire? Hmph... I really don't want to give you to him, but the answer should be revealed gone."

"But, master... I'm a little scared."

"What are you afraid of? If he can't love you forever, then you can come back to me. Remember the one who pulled the hook back then? Stupid Mumu, you idiot, from now on, I will support you."

"Huh? Okay..."

"Hee hee, stupid Mu Muzhen agreed, then I'll wait for you~~ Speaking of it, unexpectedly, I quite like such a brother. He is pitiful, cute, and a little exciting."

"I hate it... what are you talking about... Scary! That, master, someone is walking towards us!"

"Ah, I know, I know, and the training. The training game is over, so don't call me 'Master' hypocritically anymore... Stupid Mumu, let me fix your makeup at the end."

"Uh... well, Zhili..."

I closed my eyes and raised my head slightly.

The slightly cool touch of lipstick passed over the lips, and the younger sister concentrated on drawing it, drawing a delicate lip line.

There are many footsteps in my ears, and one of them, very familiar, is Jiaming's shoes.

I was about to speak, when suddenly, Zhili kissed me lightly, I opened my eyes in astonishment, and then, what I saw was an unexpected scene.

——Jiaming threw Zhili out.

The person in my memory had a cold face and no expression, just like he let the head of the department who made a mistake go away in despair that day.

Zhili bumped into the doorpost three or four meters away, the body that represented me once, covered my waist in pain, and was very embarrassed, but when "he" saw Gu Jiaming, he laughed again.

"I won," Mu Zhili said with a smile, "Gu Jiaming, I won."

051

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The subsequent situation was so chaotic that the memory was blurred.

I only remember that Zhili was taken away by two "black suits", aggressively, some women screamed, some idlers took pictures, and posted on Weibo, but she was quickly stopped by other "black suits".

The security guards wanted to stop them, but one of the "black suits" took out some ID. The security guards looked serious and let me go, while I was carried into a blue car by Jia Ming.