After swapping bodies with green tea sister

Fool Lin: Actually, it doesn’t stop there.

Fool Lin: At first, it was really just a liking for appearance.However, I may have been teased later, hehe.

Fool Lin: The main reason is that she suddenly became very attached to me on WeChat for a few days. To be honest, it was like a dream. Zhili sauce is enthusiastic and cute, she has no airs at all, and she can even connect to various anime memes. It feels like, Hiss... An old friend who has been lost for many years?

Fool Lin: Anyway, step on my mother's land!Let me ask you, Xiao Yunzi, a loli who knows anime and understands you and has a C cup, can you stand it?Empathy, brother ay!

Fool Lin: And even if I confessed my love, my sister-chan didn't treat me so coldly when we were drinking, she even smiled at me, what does that mean?It means that I have a chance, uncle hhh~~

——Uncle, you are tall.

I almost couldn't help yelling in my voice: get out!

This old Lin is really relentless, grinding his teeth and rushing towards the vegetable garden, but he doesn't know that here we only have the cabbage silo left behind by Jiebao who has just taken off.

Thinking of Lao Lin, I couldn't help but feel more headache and dizziness.

"Beep beep beep beep."

Fool Lin: So wife, do you want to eat chicken?

Me: Old you. Mom

Me: I'm in class.

Fool Lin: Shit, I went to school, and I just skipped class because I saw you skipping classes.By the way, Qiuqiu, why are you skipping class? Are you in a bad mood?

me: nothing.

Fool Lin: Are you really all right?

I really.

Fool Lin: Can you jump more than three words?

Me: I have no strength in my hands.

Lin fool:. . .

Fool Lin: Are you sick?

Fool Lin: Shall I bring you some medicine?

Fool Lin: Is there anyone at home?Is my gentle, virtuous, lovely and kind future wife here?Is it taking care of you?

Staring at the reply, I suddenly wanted to laugh, what kind of gentle, virtuous, cute and kind... What kind of care... That bad Zhili, bad Zhili, wouldn't, wouldn't come to take care of me, a monster...

Where did Bad Zhili go?

Are you dating a girl?Still dating guys?

Maybe he will come back late, just like his mother, and then both of them will ignore me.I have to drag my weak body, make something to eat, drink a cup of hot water, people, I have to learn to take care of myself, a goddess who is lonely but strong, such a persona, such a persona...

...why... woo...

My stomach hurts again, it hurts so much.I hate it, without the Dinghaishen needle, blood and tears just gushing like this?

"Drip drip drip drip."

Fool Lin: What's going on?Qiuqiu?

Fool Lin: Qiuqiu?Qiuqiu?My lovely Qiuqiu?Why don't you come back?

Fool Lin: Wipe!You won't be in a coma, will you?Wait a minute, I'll call an ambulance right away, yes, an ambulance!right……

me: nothing.

Hastily typed to respond.

Fool Lin: Phew, it’s fine, it’s fine.

Fool Lin: You scared me to death.

Lao Lin's stupidity made me chuckle at the corner of my mouth, I calmed down slightly, and planned to reply: "I'm really fine."

But on the eve of sending, my heart ached again, and I delicately deleted those three words and replaced them with:

"I was out."

"My sister and aunt are here."

then:

"Go and accompany her and bring her something to eat."

After posting a feeling of powerlessness and abdominal pain, I slumped and put down the phone, suddenly a little silent.Two completely different emotions, self-blame and pleasure, are intertwined in an unstable superposition state of relaxed and tensed hearts.

The left chest said: Invite, just invite.

It's okay, you are brothers, and, who made Zhili abandon her?

But the right chest scolded: You are a selfish, evil, femme fatale.

Knowing that it can't be like this, knowing that it will hurt, but wanting others' tenderness and care unscrupulously...

Heaven and man are at war.

half an hour.

Me: Hey, what, you better not go...

Fool Lin: (Sorry, the user you called is not in the service area.)

Me: hello...

Fool Lin: (Sorry, the user you called has switched off.)

Me: Damn... Forget it, remember to bring ginger tea.

Fool Lin: Got it, uncle!

Me: And KFC, I want to eat KFC, ah no, my sister wants to eat KFC.

Fool Lin: Received!Buy them all now!

Me: Well, come on.

Me: But don’t rush for success, you’d better get her right first, she’s very unhappy now, and her body is also uncomfortable.

Me: Push forward rashly, but lead to conflict.

Fool Lin: Fuck, it makes sense, Xiao Yunzi, do you have a girl?So proficient all of a sudden?

The corner of the mouth laughed.

Me: Leave me alone, come on.

Fool Lin: Good wife~

Me: Old you...

"One" for a long time and didn't know what to give him, I looked at the chat window, and suddenly felt ashamed and guilty.Because I know better than anyone else in my heart - what I induced, let alone attacking Zhili, I can't even do it.

Old Lin...

Forget it, let you take advantage of it.

"Drip drip drip drip."

Fool Lin: By the way, wife, do you still eat chicken at night?

I'm busy.

Fool Lin: Rub?Default to "wife"?

I:……

Me: You are so fucking stupid.

Silly Lin: Hehe, actually, I recently read a novel called "Why Are My Friends Turned into Girls", hahaha, it's very touching, I was thinking, how good it would be for you to become a girl , Give me a refreshment first, hehe, but don't worry, courtesy is reciprocal, if it were me, I would also dedicate myself to the great friendship.

Me: Please don't make such comments that amount to sexual harassment. Thank you.

Me: And calling strange names again, interrupting your dog legs.

Fool Lin: Wife, you seem to have changed your mind.

Me: Attack you. Mom.

Me: Wait, I will show my sister the chat records tomorrow.

Me: No, look now.

Me: Already given. (Goodbye)

After sending this sentence, I immediately closed QQ, giggled, thinking about how Lin Zhengyi explained to "me" later, I felt a sense of pleasure... However, did this pleasure come from Mu Zhili or Mu Qiu? What about the cloud?

Some kind of unspeakable "identity dislocation" suddenly made me tired and irritable.

It seems that I have really been brought into "Mu Zhili" before I knew it, which is embarrassing... But this is also nonsense, the dysmenorrhea is painful, if I insist that I am a straight man, I am Something is really wrong.

Do straight blood men know what dysmenorrhea feels like?

Do straight blood men know what it's like to leak blood from the lower body?

There are also thoughts. In the past, feminist fighters dared to say that they wanted a bride price, and I sprayed her household registration book Chang'e to the moon with a keyboard... But now I vaguely feel: it is more difficult for girls to suffer every month than it is for men. Ah, there is nothing wrong with asking for more money...

"Crack, click, click, click."

Suddenly—the sound of the security door unlocking came from outside.

I sighed and thought: Lao Lin's speed is really fast... Then I reacted suddenly, and my hair stood on end.

Old Lin Tama has Jill's key!

The door opened in a daze, and a familiar and heavy footstep came in, accompanied by the crackling of plastic bags and a male voice cursing.I am very familiar with this male voice, because I have listened to it for 17 years with bone conduction.

"I'm so mad, stupid Mumu." Sure enough, a huge Mu Zhili poked his head in: "Why is the vegetable market so far away??? I'm exhausted, here I am - ginger tea."

I caught it subconsciously, it was warm, and then I was shocked: "What are you doing back here?"

"What are you doing? I won't come back on horseback. Who will cook for you? Who will pour you hot water? Who will change your aunt's towel?" Mu Zhili walked into the kitchen angrily carrying a large plastic bag, "Stupid Mumu, you have no conscience when you step on a horse."

"No, wait a minute, aren't you angry with me for abandoning me..."

"Angry? Hehe, if I were to get angry with you so easily, I'd be so angry sooner! You little Bi Chi, you will seduce men—wait a minute, why don't I leave you so soon?" Seduced another one?" Mu Zhili hurriedly pulled out the kitchen knife, glanced at me from a distance, and waved it unfamiliarly.

"No..." Cold sweat flowed down.

"It's fine if you don't. From now on, that silly anchor, I won't let you watch it." Mu Zhili walked over quickly, "Also, take this." Then she lightly threw something over.

This time he missed the throw and fell on the bed. I crawled over to have a look, huh?One... small cucumber? ? ?

"You measure it."

In the sound of footsteps and the sound of water washing vegetables, Mu Zhili was a little shy and embarrassed.Just listen to his shocking words:

"This one, the whole length, 17cm." "I'll return it to you."

I:……

I:? ? ?

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Author: ink dirty

I was stunned for a full 3 minutes before I realized that Mu Zhili ran so far to the vegetable market just to find this small cucumber that was exactly 17cm...

"Pfft..."

Can't help laughing out loud, Mu Zhili's strange thoughts are a little cute in her helplessness.But laughing and laughing I froze.

——Old Lin still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

The muscle licking dog holding KFC is about to meet the dog licking terminator holding a kitchen knife.

Murder scheduled.

"Deng deng deng deng..."

Me: Lao Lin!don't come!Don't come!

I beg you!brother!big brother!Brothers!

Me: hello!

Me: Damn, don't pretend to be dead! ! !