After swapping bodies with green tea sister

A mean, proud, impolite handsome man.

This is my first impression of Zhou Dongyu.

Not a good impression.

Afterwards, Xiaoqing took Laoqian and me to the second floor, and I was surprised to find that upstairs was a small restaurant with a hole in the sky!Many rooms are designed as different private rooms, each with its own theme.Lao Qian directly chose a theme with a minimalist style, but in my heart, I actually want to enter it more, the theme of Sword Art Online...

Sure enough, the biggest shortcoming of an honest man is the details.

No matter how good the heart is, girls won't feel it if they don't work hard to reflect it in the details.Suddenly I understood why some women would rather be cheated by a scumbag than find an honest man.

The old saying is good: the scumbag has already put the girl to bed, and the honest man is still immersed in his wonderful spiritual world.

"Goddess..." Sitting down, Qian Duoduo spoke.

"Stop," I knocked on the table and interrupted, "I'm not a goddess, I'm just as crazy as a girl... I'll be in a hurry if you call me again. You call me, um, Mu Zhi...Mu is just fine."

"Then can I call you... Zhili?"

Lao Qian is a bit smarter here, it's a pity.

"No."

I shook my head.

"Oh fine."

His expression was a little downcast.

However, after this question, the atmosphere quickly picked up—mainly due to the relatively congenial hobbies.This guy, Old Qian, is a great god house, so godlike.It seems that there is a whole room of figures, which is estimated to be worth a suite in Shicheng.After all, the only thing his parents gave him was money.

A long time ago, he liked to use money to solve problems. It was quite easy to settle things and make friends.After all, although he is fat, but he is quite strong and his family is rich, so ordinary gangsters really dare not do anything wrong to him.

His scores are not low among the girls, but unfortunately, this god-man has a problem, low self-esteem, timid, and always feels that he is not good enough for anyone. When a girl confessed to him, she frightened him away.

And he. Mom is a great beauty, and his personal vision is actually quite high... So, this rich second generation who should have enjoyed all the beauty in the world, had no emotional experience, no love or even a crush in junior high school, and was addicted to Two -Dimensional and three hundred heroes, four or five thousand wins in one hand.If there is no accident, he will probably go on without any troubles, and be a happy single Beamon...

pity.

In his freshman year of high school, he suddenly met the "witch" Mu Zhili.

TextChapter 69

The encounter between Lao Qian and Mu Zhili was a very ordinary and ordinary scene.

At that time, Lao Qian had just entered the turbulent No. [-] Middle School. He was simple and honest, and his family background was considered to be very good.However, his overall style of painting is one dimension away from that group of rich second-generation collectives.If those people are categorized by the starting point city... then the old money is the category of Zhaiwen campus.

Highlight two words - "Buddha".

At that time, school had just started, and there were no rumors about Mu Zhili, and everyone's understanding of her was only on the "super stunning girl" side.Her newly opened charming eyebrows and eyes have a huge lethality for high school boys.Therefore, before September, a very heavyweight "Gao Fu Shuai" announced that he would pick this "poppy".

Lao Qian is the "friend" of that tall, rich and handsome man.In other words, followers, or in other words, dog legs, or in other words, powerful people who don't know the truth.

The wind is rustling as promised.

The rain is like ink.

On a day when the water was splashing on the loess and high slopes, "Gao Fu Shuai" took his old money and waited for the dog legs, and ran to the 13th class with a wicked (sha) charming (bi) smile and bold words:

"Woman, you must be mine."

And what about "woman"?At the center of the incident, the "poppy flower" smiled sweetly and was charming.

In Lao Qian's eyes, at that moment, time and space became so slow.

Eight o'clock, thirteen minutes, 27 seconds, and the next minute are past, inscribed as history, and loaded into the memory of old money.

During that 1 minute, Ye Erlan on the window sill was blown by the cool wind, and the hem of her skirt was rolled up, and the dark fragrance rose and fell.That slender forearm supports the "flower" of "poppy", and "flower" looks out of the window, her gaze seems to penetrate the glass, pierce the long night, and land on an isolated island that cannot be seen by satellites.No one can decipher what she is thinking, including God, and the door of unseen truth.Her story, known to the people, is only the slightly curled red corners of her lips.

And, one sentence.

"Silly dick."

Later, "Gao Fu Shuai" was harassed by a man named "Meng Chang" from another school.

Later, it seemed that because of Mu Zhili's contribution to the flames, the dispute between the two even caused disputes among the elders, and the industries of the two parents' generation, after losing both, did not survive the next round of fluctuations in the financial world. Lost in the river of history.After that, Mu Zhili and Meng Chang broke up.

Her reputation in high school probably started to rot from then on.

Gold-worshiping girl, whore, scum... Jealousy and begging can't arouse the sky full of malice. She was wronged so much at first, everyone wanted to refute, everyone wanted to explain, but then, she suddenly stopped and accepted her fate .He even took the initiative to catch the rumor girl's boyfriend, which proved that he was an unforgivable witch... At that time, Qian Duoduo began to naively think: If she is really a bad woman, he is entitled to pursue her, right? ?

So he did.

Surprisingly, Mu Zhili responded to him, but unfortunately the response was: "Hey, who the hell, I can't possibly like you, but if you can prove your worth, we can be friends."

Lao Qian foolishly thought that this meant "give you a chance to pursue me".

Of course, it is not enough to say that old money is poor. In all fairness, the old money is not too small.At least before meeting Gu Jiaming, he was considered the closest "male friend" and had the right to accompany many things that needed to be paid.

He has always been quite satisfied, and he is very optimistic and hopeful.He always fantasizes, just like the father he revered in his heart - water drips through the stone, the sea dries up and the rock rots, and the beautiful woman returns home.

pity……

Everything is a dream...

The story of Lao Qian sounds embarrassing, but the core of the incident: I can't give any comment.

Say fickle?But at the beginning, Mu Zhili emphasized that she wouldn't like it; really?But I always feel that something is wrong and the result should not be like this.

The melancholy Chinese dishes are on the table, and they are very good, colorful, once you taste them, uh~~~~ The mood will be full in an instant!

Damn, isn't this kitchen full of stuff?No wonder Qian Duoduo likes it so much.The beef is cooked just right, fully blended into the sauce and remains fresh; the baked shrimp perfectly retains the deliciousness of the ingredients, and also incorporates inexplicable ingredients such as cheese; especially the mango boat, I thought it was a mixed fruit. How, who knows, the chef can match the flavors of the ingredients so terrifyingly!

cook!I tasted the taste of happiness!

But when I saw the bill Xiaoqing brought, I was instantly unhappy. Day, meal for two is 998, and there is an additional 30% service charge?Wait, shouldn't it be 10%~20% normally!I was puzzled, Xiaoqing explained helplessly: This is a rule set by the boss, because the boss thinks that his shop assistant is the cutest in the world.

Zhou Dongyu: "I'm cute, give me money."

Qian Duoduo was still nodding in agreement... What a ghost!You are a bloody idiot.Of course, this fee is paid with the old money, which is quite free and easy.Leaving me alone, my flesh hurts a lot.

After eating, I went downstairs, thinking that I couldn't go home and had nothing to do, so I just stayed for a while.Luke cats, lick figurines.Old Qian stood by and watched like a loyal knight.Occasionally I saw me being chased and beaten by a cat, showing a gentle smile.

At seven or eight o'clock, heavy footsteps suddenly sounded at the door, and the tonnage of these footsteps was probably greater than that of Lao Qian.I stared at the door in a daze, and in an instant, a burly man with the same muscles as a super Saiyan burst into him. I looked at him for the first time, and he lost his mind, so did I— — But I was scared.

"Maple! Maple!"

The little deer in the back room jumped out again, and the disgusting disgusted face and dead fish eyes were swept away. Zhou Dongyu threw himself into the arms of that person, with a happy expression of a newlywed daughter-in-law... Ugh.

—Wait, isn't he a man?

Although he is too beautiful, almost like a girl with a flat chest and an Adam's apple, they are a perfect match when they stand together.But this kind of blatant occasion, blatant behavior, really, really... Well, aren't you afraid, not afraid, being poked in the back?

I'm a bit confused.

In my consistent world view, it is absolutely impossible for a man to like a man, and he will not be happy.Therefore, as a monster, liking Jiaming is definitely not an option for me, and I will not be happy...

However, these two people give me a feeling that men and men can also come together.

It turns out that men and men can also be sweet and happy.

This is something I have never thought about, a field I have never touched. I am actually very inferior, especially when I am with such brilliant people as Jia Ming and Xu Zishou.Thanks to Mu Zhili, a certain thorn will hurt over and over again, and it will absorb the darkness in my heart, grow bigger and bigger, and the thorn will go deeper and deeper.

—I am a monster of a man's soul.

——Men and men, absolutely not.Lian Jiaming is intentionally or unintentionally denying and destroying the part of my male soul.

——When I asked the boring and ugly question "How would you treat me if I turned back into a man one day", no one would firmly answer, "I will treat you the same."

Yes, there will be no, even if it is a lie.Although I hate lies, sometimes, I also hope to hear some lies to coax and make the thorns smaller.I quietly looked at the pair, wondering sadly and enviously, whether on a certain day when the memory faded into a story, they also asked such a similar question:

"But...even if I'm a boy...you, you still..."

——then I guess the giant might be smiling and witty:

"Wouldn't that be better?"

In the end, they embraced each other across thousands of mountains and rivers, without fear of thorns and knife stabs at their feet... Cough cough cough, this is a bit too much imagination, it seems that after the transformation, I will always become sentimental when I see other people happy and happy.Probably, it is because there is a feeling of failure and inferiority in my heart.

"Hey!"

Suddenly someone interrupted me.

Looking up, it was Zhou Dongyu with a cold light covering his face.

He and the big man were still holding hands, trembling slightly, with a lot of hostility.The big man whispered comforting words in his ear, but it didn't seem to have much effect.

"What are you doing staring at us all this time? Do you find it weird? Doesn't fit your lady's worldview? Is it disgusting?" He asked with a strange temperament, and he used a female voice, which was very clear and sweet.

In a word, I realized instantly: He is also a sensitive person with low self-esteem just like me.

And I blame staring at them for too long, which is, indeed, rude and offensive.Probably the light in my eyes when I was thinking just now made him misunderstand something.

"Manager Dongyu, here."

Qian Duoduo stood in front of me in a difficult way. In his heart, Mu Zhili was someone who would never apologize and admit defeat.

but……

"I am so sorry."

I lowered my head slightly, vaguely feeling Lao Qian's stunned gaze.

"Actually, Brother Dongyu, I didn't do it on purpose. I just thought of, um, a, a similar person, and I was a little moved, so I stared blankly for too long. I don't mean to offend, on the contrary, I am very envious of your happiness. "I raised my eyes and smiled sadly at them, thinking that I was charming enough, begging for pity, and begging for forgiveness.

"Could it be that you are also Yao Niang?" Zhou Dongyu was surprised, he seemed to be sensitive to what I said.

But this kind of speculation is obviously the opposite. The truth about me is more terrifying, bizarre and weird than it.I thought about it and explained:

"No, actually, it's my brother, um, how should I put it, he's a boy with a girl's soul, um, the kind of pure, very pure woman's soul. But he's awkward now, inexplicably awkward."

Old Qian looked at me in shock and doubt, slightly petrified.

Zhou Dongyu was stunned for a moment, but chuckled lightly, his tone was instantly gentler and more friendly, subconsciously revealing a spring-like concern and short-lived gentleness.

Probably, this is what he looks like when he removes the protective thorns?

"It seems that I misunderstood you... Well, if your brother is really a boy with a girl's soul, I can give him a psychological test, ideological work, this kind of work, I am very proficient... By the way, has your brother ever dressed up as a woman?"

"No." I was honest.

"It's best to force him to try it. It's useful for clarifying the psychological cognition. If it's really a girl's soul, he will transform. If it's just a womanizer, he will... um, very excited? The sexual kind. In short, it's clear at a glance." Zhou Dongyu smiled like a flower, "It doesn't matter if you're not cute, I have 6 makeup, Boss Qian can challenge you."

I never expected Brother Dongyu to say that, "Huh? But it's hard for him to agree?" I remember that although Zhili showed vague interest, she also showed some resistance.

"It's okay," Zhou Dongyu glanced at the big man next to him, "No one can disagree with Yu Feng here."

As soon as the words came out, the brother named Yu Feng immediately turned bitter, "My wife, don't be like this. I am now a people's policeman. Cough, I can't do this kind of thing that hurts the common people..."

"Listen to the party and listen to me?" Zhou Dongyu raised his chest.

"You." Yu Feng stood at attention instantly.

"Isn't that enough?"

"Ugh."

"Well……"

On the other hand, I was lost in thought.

Well, I admit that I have fallen, I suddenly want to see Mu Zhili's women's clothing, well, although the body is me, what's the matter with this inexplicable excitement?Especially looking forward to Mu Zhili's humiliating expression when she wanted to resist but couldn't resist being forced...

I clearly understood that he didn't come out at all, he just compromised with me, he didn't think he was a man from the bottom of his heart, so he refused to be responsible for Yanyan.He is too smart, he can play everything well, but he keeps his heart closed. To be honest, he is a real girl's soul descending on "me", so he won't be called a pussy... This macho has a complicated heart.

Force that part out, force him to face it, force him to choose, force him to look naked, force him not to hide anymore.

Is women's clothing a strong medicine that makes him face his heart and reality directly, or a poison that makes him avoid emotions even more?I don't know, but I want to take a bet.

So generous.

Well, but it seems like 90% of the reason is that I want to see women's clothing.

The bad habits developed in the post bar Q group... Hey... Although it is my body and my appearance, but... I am not the one who is humiliated and ashamed!It's not me who has hot eyes!Who cares about him!Hohohoho!

"I'll leave it to you guys, Brother Dongyu, Brother Yu Feng," my eyes lit up, "Don't hurt him."

TextChapter 70

Then me and Brother Dongyu?Sister Dongyu?Discussed the complete Mu Zhili capture plan together.

Unexpectedly, just after the discussion, a certain person came to the door by himself.The poor kid doesn't know what he's about to face at this moment. A 1.95-meter Taihang Mountain giant bear with muscles like Schwarzenegger is dormant in the dark, and a sinister and cunning pervert who is good at training and training is secretly plotting.

at that time.

"Yeah, my life is what I'm fighting for..."?

The familiar ringtone has never been changed.