After swapping bodies with green tea sister

I said that the world is home.

He asked again: what to eat.

I said loess high slope.

He frowned even more: where do you get your living expenses from?

I pretended to hold a bowl, squeezed my voice, and made a gesture of chanting Buddha: benefactor, the poor monk came from the Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty, and went to the west to extract essence, and asked the benefactor... Before he finished speaking, he knocked his brains and collapsed Son.Wow, it still hurts!

Mu Qiuyun's face was gloomy, he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he was more handsome, so handsome that he was a little bewitching.The tender red lips were tightly pressed, moist and soft, with a hint of indescribable glamorousness.There was no temperature in his eyes, slightly gloomy, and asked:

You didn't do any disgraceful business, did you?

I bowed my head and choked: Yes, waiter...

This guy pretended to want to hit me, so I quickly hid and lied: Hey, no, no, I confess, I confess, I work part-time at night, and I rented a small room cheaply from a kind person. Anyway, my life is okay.

His face is even darker: what part-time job?

I said: tutoring.

His eyes warmed up slightly: Is it difficult?Are you tired?

I said: You can use your stupid brain to make a fast 140 person, but you can't teach a brat, so you don't have to mess around.

Only then did he feel relieved and hugged me, and I stiffened as he wanted.His embrace was really not warm at all, full of falsehood, and an uncomfortable smell of women's perfume.I was suddenly curious: what would it feel like to be in Li Fang's arms?

Mu Qiuyun said he would invite me to dinner at noon, but I insisted on not agreeing. He didn't understand, and said angrily, "I'm your brother."

I said bluntly: "My sister is not obliged to accompany my brother to eat, not to mention that I can accompany you more, so I don't care."

"Stupid Mumu, you want to leave me again?" His voice trembled.

"It's not about leaving, it's just about returning to our own relationship." I sighed.

"What's the meaning."

"You and I are just siblings. Ordinary siblings."

February 2019, 2, weather, snow.I said to my brother: We are just brother and sister.He is obviously my elder brother, but I found that if he doesn't put me first, I don't care that much anymore.

It's as if Zeng Zhili gradually doesn't care about me.

The meal at noon was with old Zhao Zhounan. When I came back, they were the happiest, because old Wang and An Jianchen were a nest of rats, and they were so passionately in love that they were cut off from all external factors.The Four Heavenly Kings went to Iron Triangle and then Errenzhuan, Lao Zhao was so lonely that he couldn't even fight against the landlord, so he had to go fishing in the bar every day.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Nan, dressed in a pure school uniform and with a cute baby face, created a unique scene in the nightclub and stole almost all of Lao Zhao's favorites.Old Zhao looked up to the sky and screamed, hating the sky for giving birth to Nan and He Shengmeng.After I listened, I covered my mouth and smiled lightly, saying that Lao Zhao should shout: I am so much admiring and so blessed.Old Zhao was irritated and resentful: "The limelight belongs to you, and the loneliness belongs to me. I want a boyfriend who is as handsome and rich as your brother."

I was a little confused, and when I asked, I found out that the whole school was rumoring that Mu Zhili's mother had remarried and married Li Fang, an outstanding private entrepreneur.From then on, Mu Qiuyun was the young master, and Mu Zhili was the eldest lady.

"In the future, I'm afraid the number of people chasing you will decrease by [-]%, but the trouble will increase by [-]%." ​​Old Zhao reminded me.

I thought about it, and asked Zhao Mengjia to help me spread a rumor: "Mu Zhili doesn't get along with her stepfather and mother, and she is very good at running away from home + working part-time to survive + working hard to be self-reliant. She is not a young lady."

Lao Zhao readily agreed, and issued a military order: "I promise that the whole school will know about it overnight." Embellished with diamonds.As soon as she makes a move, gossip can give you 32 hexagrams.

After talking about business, drinking and eating meat, Lao Zhao ordered fifteen bottles of RIO, saying five bottles for each person, but Lao Zhao poured down three bottles, and by the way, Zhou Nan was half drunk.

The wine was exhausted, and the cups were mixed.

Old Zhao was so drunk that he kept grabbing to the side, but couldn't catch anyone. Wow, he burst into tears, and she said: She misses Lao Wang.

I thought about it, and Zhou Nan thought about it too, but what's the use?Red eyes, some people will not come back.

There was a lot of snow outside, and it had accumulated a thick layer in the morning. Looking out the window, Lao Zhao immediately got drunk and said, "Why don't we build a snowman tomb for Lao Wang to pay homage to Lao Wang?" Did not respond.

Zhou Nan was also dizzy from drinking, changed from his usual shyness, and shouted happily: "Okay, okay!" The two dragged Lao Tzu into the depths of the goose feather snow!

Well, the two brats are having fun.

Two funny comparisons, snowballing, one rolling big and the other rolling small, rolled myself into it with a sound of "ah~", laughing so hard that my back hurts.

After laughing, I wiped my tears. After all, the school is comfortable, relaxed, simple, interesting, and has friends.Compared with the heavy and tiring work with no future in sight, I like school.

Maybe a lot of thoughts are that I am too impulsive, I am still young, I should not be angry, I should go to school.Li Fang can support me, let him support me.

Anyway.

It's not about being fostered.

When I raised my head, my heart suddenly became much more relaxed. The snow fell into my neck and it didn't feel so cold, and my chest felt warm.Throwing away my schoolbag, I also joined this childlike game. After adding me, a normal person, the efficiency increased a lot in an instant. Within three or 10 minutes, we had piled up "Lao Wang".

Not to mention that it looks quite similar, with nose, eyes and legs, and Lao Wang's iconic squinting expression - which was inlaid by Lao Zhao with small stones.

The two of them put a stick of incense (twigs) on "Old Wang", and Lao Zhao also muttered: "Old Wang, why did you leave us alone?" It attracted the attention of many passers-by.When everyone saw the crying old Zhao Zhounan, they didn't know what to imagine, and they were all moved to tears.

There are even people who offer incense, pray, and leave coins to pay homage!

I am also convinced when I ride a horse!

In the end, the branches in front of the snowman were all over the ground, and the coins were also piled up quite high. With a solemn expression, Lao Zhao silently took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone from his schoolbag, and waved a piece of paper: "To commemorate my best friend Wang Xiyuan's death for the country and live forever"——I guess this guy Meng must have been involved in the play, and he even came up with some incredible script.

Old Zhao was so drunk and violent that I didn't dare to dismantle the snowman in the end.Many passers-by took photos and posted on Weibo.

I think... after two days, Lao Wang will know about this, and an intercontinental missile will definitely not work, and he will have to bombard Li Xiuqin's QQ show with an Italian cannon.

Pulling the two sisters back to their respective homes, I was almost exhausted. They must not be able to go to school in the afternoon, what about me?I kind of wanted to skip class, but I remembered Li Fang again.

Think for a long time.

"Boss, can I not go to work this afternoon?"

I took the WeChat account I added this morning and sent him a sentence.

Well, the feeling of underground love seems to be getting heavier...

Hey whatever.

Not long after, "Who are you?" This tone, I guess it is the old smelly Bi?

"Assistant." I replied politely.

It stopped there for a while, waited patiently for more than ten seconds, and saw that the one on the top was typing, and then said, "Xiao Zhao, it's okay, my wife just played with you."

"Good boss." The corners of my mouth gradually curved into a smile uncontrollably.

"Tell me what happened?"

"That's right, let's have a gathering with my colleagues. The others are too drunk. They don't come to work. Let me ask, boss, do you allow me to take a break in the afternoon?" I replaced the content with a more obvious hint, and he must understand.

"Have you been drinking?" he asked.

"Hmm..." I stiffened my fingers.

In the next second, Li Fang changed to a stern voice and said, "Xiao Zhao, you are not allowed to drink in the future. Do you hear me? Forgive you this time. Since you drank at noon, then go home obediently in the afternoon, cultivate your body, and don't run around. "

"Got it." I replied.

"Well, good afternoon." Another voice.

"Good afternoon." I resisted the urge to speak and typed back.

After closing the window, my heart still beats a little bit. Old Smelly Bi must have been watching from the sidelines just now, right?Maybe she made a typo and she discovered it.To be honest, this feeling... is exciting!And there is a kind of revenge pleasure of ntr old stinky ratio!We all fall in love, okay?

I didn't think this kind of relationship was wrong, nor did I feel that my relationship with Li Fang was dangerous.He wants to control me, and I am happy to be my dad, and he is over 40, and he still thinks traditional, so what can happen to me?

In the end, the loss was nothing more than a sentence: "Father~".

TextChapter 77

In the next few days, when I had nothing to do, I started chatting secretly with Li Fang, chatting, talking about everything.

His life has been full of twists and turns, and his past was so thrilling that I couldn't help holding my breath. Polyamory, crime, vendetta, business war, he is too good at telling stories, and he always touches my emotions every time.

I also took the time to ask him about the name "Gu Jiaming".

He didn't say much, just told me, that person, absolutely don't get involved.Gu Jiaming is very cold-blooded, very greedy, and his methods are too cruel, as if he has no conscience at all.In the north, "Gu Jiaming" has hands and eyes open to the sky, and the Gu family is ten thousand times more terrifying than imagined.

He also mentioned: There is a child named Jiang Yang who claims to be the devil and is challenging Gu.

Everyone who watched this matter discussed with great interest. Will this ignorant boy be fried in a frying pan by Gu Jiaming in the end?How about hanging three knives and six holes in the sun?Or is it a small piece of chopped meat?

I was taken aback.

In their eyes, Gu Jiaming is more like a ghost than a person, and has no human touch, but I, who have experienced those gentleness, really can't compare the cruel and bloodthirsty devil in the rumors with the family who is stupid enough to eat instant noodles late at night Brother Ming got in touch.

Perhaps, the Jia Ming who once hugged me to sleep is Jia Ming's twin brother...

These days, I don't care much about Mu Qiuyun anymore, the men I think of every day, Jia Ming, Li Fang, the old chef of the Sichuan restaurant at the door, scroll in circles.I also want to forget the guy named Gu, but I can't. He is the first big villain who made me admit that I like men, and also the first heart-stealer who made me worry about gains and losses.

Although, he must have forgotten me long ago.

Li Fang came to my place once at the end of February and brought a lot of gifts, including clothes, skin care products, skin care products, and even a tablet.

The gifts were so rich that I had the illusion that my mother was really Li Fang's little lover. I subconsciously asked, "Do you want to take a bath first?" Hongbai asked tremblingly, "What's the matter?" Li Fang smiled mysteriously.

——Then he dug out the Xiaobawang fc game console in the corner and played a small game.

"You're quite childlike."

My mouth twitched. At this time, I still didn't understand that he was deliberately teasing me.

fc is not something from my childhood, but there is a game called Contra that is very attractive to me. I played with Li Fang, and he taught me ↑↑↓↓←→←→BABA is thirty lives.Later, I used all 1 items of 2P+59P, and my only life was beaten by him to pass the level.

The moment I cleared the level, I thought he was awesome. Really, I have always admired people who are good at playing games since I was a child. The moment I beat the boss, this old man in his early forties shone brightly in my eyes. .

...not the green light!

"Amazing."

"It's so-so, it's not a big deal, wait a minute, there is something dirty at the corner of your mouth."

"Well, sorry."

Li Fang took out a tissue and wiped it casually on the corner of my mouth. He didn't feel anything at first, but the moment his eyes met, the tenderness in his eyes shattered something.The bright red peach juice poured out, dyed the red glow, and embellished the jade cheeks.Peach juice is hot and sweet, so I feel that my face is hot and my heart is also covered with honey.

I smiled at him childishly, he must really like my delicate face, the wiping hand stopped, and the eyes also stopped, everything was frozen at this moment.Only the beating brilliance of the setting sun makes people numb.

"My baby girl is so beautiful."

For a long time, he laughed.

"Well."

I am shy.

"Can you say 'Dad'?"

Li Fang mentioned that shit again, I tilted my head and looked at him for two seconds, the corner of my mouth curled up, and said:

"sure."

He spread his arms out excitedly.

I rushed over, and the voice was extremely provocative and charming:

"Daddy~~"

——Later, Li Fang didn't dare to mention the words "dad" or "father" for two months, and he finally calmed down.He was embarrassed in every sense that day, and the most embarrassing thing was that Lao Shoubi made a clever call.During the call, I was riding on Li Fang, holding my breath and not daring to move.He was frightened and talking on the phone below, and I was holding back my laughter above.

I will always remember that Li Fang was kind to me.But he wants to be my father, but I can't pass that hurdle.Sometimes, I really feel guilty.

But I can't help it, Mu Jianhua owes me too much, I have been thinking about it for several years, that face, there is no way to suddenly become Li Fang.

Li Fang didn't live in my house at night, because the old smelly Bi asked him to go out with Mu Qiuyun to have a big meal, and I wanted to eat too, so I pulled his clothes and burst into tears intentionally and pitifully.The more I use this body, the more proficient I get, it's like a sharp knife with a lv.10 special attack on men.Li Fang really loved him very much. Although it was difficult, he also agreed: take time to treat me to dinner alone.

In the middle of the night, again, I lost sleep.

Another person is lonely and cold.He wanted to hit three hundred, but neither the Zhongdan Tongmaggot nor the hang-up Baihu could fill the emptiness and boredom in his heart.I simply sent a group greeting to the seniors from the 22nd to the 48th, the first ones to reply were kept, and the rest were all deleted.

After chatting for half the night, I just have one feeling: dog licking is really awesome.

But still boring.

The next morning, I was so busy that I went to play with flowers in the small garden. I broke a piece and tasted it. It tasted very bitter.Li Fang ordered me a medicated diet to nourish my stomach every day, but the effect was not very good, and I still had a terrible appetite.I regained two catties of weight, and my face regained a little flesh, which is a little bit better than when I was part-time.

Coincidentally, the neighbor next door was watering in the dark of the morning light. He looked like a young man, tall and handsome.I thought: Neighbors, harmony in the neighborhood is very important. After all, there is no man in the family, so I might have to ask someone for help someday.Just go over and say hello.

As a result, he had just approached not far, and before he could see his face clearly through the railing, the man's hand holding the pot trembled, he raised his head in the dark, and said in shock, "Damn, Mu Zhili?"

Taking advantage of the glare of the light, I could see him clearly, and I was even more shocked: "Damn, An Jianren... Ah, uneasy Jianchen?"

An Jianchen had a gloomy face and didn't say a word. When we meet on a narrow road, the brave wins. It's a pity that there is a railing between us, so we can't PK in the imperial city.To explain the relationship between me and this dog, there are only four words: we cannot live together.

In private, he called me cruel as a wolf; in public, he abducted Lao Wang.Anyway, no matter how you count, he is the fateful enemy of our four heavenly kings.

Pazz—street lights flicker.

The twilight of the early morning, the lingering darkness of yesterday, the cold night...