Super super super want your 2000 nuns

When Spider-Girl is viewed as a whole, because of her relatively strange body structure compared to humans, her face is ignored because it is not strange enough, so it is acceptable from an aesthetic point of view.

However, when her face is not set off by a strange body structure in a certain environment, such as in a mirror, her two pairs of compound eyes occupying the position from the forehead to the bridge of the nose appear particularly abrupt.

Therefore, when Gui Tangdong saw the spider girl, he showed a wary expression, and he also knew that if he met the person in the mirror face to face, but did not communicate face to face, his favorability system would simply stop.

"My name is Chen Shuyuan. As you can see, I am from Unozhisi. First of all, please allow me to congratulate you for advancing to the next round."

What is commendable is that Chen Shuyuan, with so many unfavorable buffs (birth, race, education), speaks the common language to a very standard without an accent. If she is put in the evaluation of the Eight Martial Arts Schools, she will be at least a B.

However, she seems to have learned too much, and even dragged a paragraph of parallel prose in a polite place. When Gui Tangdong was still an ordinary person, prose had completely overwhelmed parallel prose. It's hard to please the examiners.

The master criticizes parallel prose from the perspective of taking the exam, while Gui Tangdong feels the obscurity of parallel prose from the perspective of learning. Therefore, when the spider girl reads the parallel prose, Gui Tangdong feels transcendence from the catchy parallel prose. The fear of death.

He hastily stopped the other party: "Our time is limited, you can speak openly."

"Your team's opponent in the next round is me." Chen Shuyuan said, "Now, I will greet you politely and propose a win-win deal for us."

"Please say."

"I can cooperate with you in a fake match and recommend you to advance, but you must meet the conditions we put forward."

Chen Shuyuan said: "I did not participate in this competition to win the championship, so I don't mind exchanging the chance of promotion for benefits."

"Then what's the price?"

"Your seed."

Gui Tangdong frowned: "Is this a joke, or a trick?"

"Neither, I want your seeds." Chen Shuyuan said, "Because you are a superb villain."

"..."

Gui Tangdong took a deep breath, and asked calmly, "Do you know what 'villain' means?"

Chen Shuyuan nodded: "Zhuangzi, a well-known health-preserving monk of the Tianqi School in the Central Plains, was co-authored by himself and his disciples. There is a saying in the "Mountain Wood" chapter of "Zhuangzi": the glue of a gentleman is as light as water, and the glue of a villain is as sweet as sweets; Dear, the villain is willing to give up. If there is no reason to cooperate, then there is no reason to separate.

This sentence means that a gentleman—that is, a popular romantic man, because he is among all kinds of women, his seed color is light and thin like water; while a villain—that is, an unpopular single man, Because no one loves it, the seeds are very rich and viscous like rum.

Ordinary women feel that a gentleman is kind, because a gentleman is popular, has a normal aesthetic, has vented his desire elsewhere, and has a thin seed, so he will not casually attack a woman;

Villains are unpopular, have been single for a long time, and often have strange sexual fetishes and thoughts. The long-term accumulated desire may drive them to attack women at a certain moment, so they have to cut off ties with single men.

Because they always take a certain woman as a wife for no reason, want to approach and have sex, and will leave for no reason after satisfying their desires, looking for the next wife, almost every three months. "

Is there such a version of understanding?

Gui Tangdong was stunned. The essence of Tianqi School's book "Zhuangzi" consists of seven chapters, which were sealed and sealed by the sect, while the remaining outer chapters and miscellaneous chapters have already been circulated. "Mountain Forest" is just one of the outer chapters. , and he read the original text.

"And Bin, you are the ultimate villain we need: no girlfriend, unpopular, full of seeds, strange sexual fetish... I apologize if I feel offended, but Zhusi told me that you are like this," Chen Shuyuan explain.

"Friend Daoist, every word you say is cutting off the possibility of our win-win situation."

"You should be proud of yourself, Bing. To people, being single may be a flaw that is dismissed as a villain, but to us, every feature of yours is full of advantages. I think that collecting you once is enough to satisfy ten." The needs of famous sisters."

"The talent is not strong, he is a real gentleman." Jiang Xianchen said suddenly.

Le Huatian held the same opinion: "Yes, considering the smell, Bin has the habit of enlightening, so he won't accumulate too much. And, why do you think Bin is unpopular? Many people like him."

"The web tells me this is a very lonely male," said the Spider-girl.

"Your spider web is probably some kind of divination technique or magic weapon, but I don't think your spider web is so accurate. On the contrary, the conclusions you draw are all wrong. Bin's sexuality is not surprising at all, he is normal I like a woman with tall breasts and long hair." Le Huatian said.

"That's enough, let me remake them all!"

Gui Tangdong said: "I'm sorry, but I refuse this deal. People do not do what they want. I don't want to be a duck and win."

"Being a duck... I understand the metaphor of humans, but I didn't let you be a duck."

The spider girl gave a popular science on how spider people give birth: Spider people are a kind of aliens that lay eggs but breastfeed. First, they capture the male they like after the birth demand appears, and they do not directly seek mating, but collect their seeds and import them into magic weapons , mixed with herbal medicine, spiritual power and other secret formulas, and used a syringe to inject the fetus-forming liquid into the reproductive organs in his abdomen.

There, the spider people will breed 1 to 3 eggs, and the cycle is 11 months. After that, they will be excreted and hatched. Attracting the age of law enforcement monks, the ten-year-old spider mother began to prepare to give birth to a new generation of offspring.

From this point of view, judging by the average cycle of intelligent life, the spider people's reproduction speed will be very terrifying, but in theory, a ten-year-old spider who can be a mother is more powerful than a little girl who started cultivating at the age of five and has accumulated five years of cultivation. It's not so high, with such fighting power, it can't catch males.

Then, the age at which the spider people lay their first eggs is extended to after a hundred years of age, half of the spider people will not survive that time, and the other half, and half will be killed by the male when they capture the male.

Only a quarter of the spider people can successfully give birth to offspring, so the spider people of the thread of the wild are always maintained at a level where they will neither become extinct nor grow stronger.

Gui Tangdong is purely unfounded. The spider people do not regard mating as a pleasure but a sacred obligation to continue the race, and there is no need for males to be ducks. Regarding reproduction, they are serious and proud, so they are so unscrupulous Discuss reproductive issues with outsiders.

The oath has been shattered, and Gui Tangdong's first time is no longer his senior sister's. Even so, Gui Tangdong doesn't want to have a bunch of illegitimate daughters for himself, and they are still a group of illegitimate daughters who look like spiders (although spider people don't have the concept of fathers). I want to conceive the first child in my life with my senior sister, and leave a common memory of being a parent for the first time.

"I don't understand why you refuse."

The spider girl's two pairs of compound eyes like pomegranate seeds revealed confusion: "You narrowly won the bloody battle, and now almost everyone is injured, and the talismans and magic weapons are seriously consumed. Even if you can defeat me and advance to the semi-finals, you will consume even more at that time." It's hard to win.

I have studied the competition schedule, and I don't know which one of the organizers you have offended. Your schedule is the most unfavorable among all participating teams... Could it be because of the fellow Daoist Yin from the Star Torch Hall? "

"Okay, okay, I take the blame." Le Huatian said.

"So in my opinion, this is a win-win exchange. We fulfill the sacred mission of continuing the future generations, and you can have two more days of rest to better prepare for the next round." Spider Girl said.

"If this transaction is limited to the literal meaning, why not donate it?" Jiang Xianchen said, "Bin, do you know that it is the most wasteful way to store money in the bank, smart people will withdraw money and invest in projects they are optimistic about .

Even if you keep it for a fixed period, in the end, for the sake of living, you still have to get it back part by part after the end of the fixed period. It’s better to invest it. It just so happens that other people’s projects lack funds and come to you proactively. "

Le Huatian also persuaded: "Yes, and you don't have to worry about this kind of behavior will bring risks to yourself. Only when you have sex with someone can she cast a curse on you through direct contact, let alone Curse parents through children, or harm you through your seeds or something.

I understand that this will bring you a little humiliation of dignity, but compared to our ultimate goal, this level is bearable, isn't it? "

Le Huatian said again in a secret voice: "For future considerations, you must prepare your own soldiers. Fellow Daoist Gui, aren't the spider people of the thread of the wild your best candidate for personal soldiers?

First of all, they are not loyal to the eight sects and are relatively independent; second, you are attractive to them and have the motivation to let them do things for you; Let their growth scale expand rapidly. "

Gui Tangdong smiled: "Can I attract them? Can't other men do it? They are not loyal to the eight sects, and they can't be loyal to me. They only think about the development of their own group."

"There are many ways to solve their loyalty problem, and you, Daoist Gui, happen to have such ability. Don't forget, there is a growing god standing behind you. Just pack this god as the god of reproduction, Demonstrate her power, introduce it into the belief of the spider people, and you will gain a force that can be cultivated as a personal guard."

"Although I'm a bit narcissistic, I want to ask, do you like me, Fellow Daoist Le?"

"I like it." Le Huatian replied without thinking.

"But, if you like someone, will you treat his seeds as a commodity like caviar?"

"Because I know the deepest longing in Gui Daoyou's heart, which is far better than the desire of men and women. In order to achieve the wish, some personal emotions can be sacrificed.

In the future, I mean that one day in the future, if Fellow Daoist Gui is faced with the choice of exchanging allies and resources with a political marriage, my answer will still be: get married quickly. "

"You are not a monk, but a power animal." Gui Tangdong said.

"Power animals? It's a new way of saying it, but in a world where power is equal to power, monks who pursue power are chasing power. Therefore, all monks with ambitions are power animals."

Gui Tangdong knew that Le Huatian did not enforce double standards on this point, otherwise, she would not have such a bad and twisted life.

He was silent for a long time, and then said to the spider girl in a secret voice: "Do you have the means to counter spiritual exercises?"

"Yes, we make webs to feel and absorb the tremors of spiritual power when necessary. As long as the amount of spiritual power does not exceed the upper limit of our weaving webs, we can effectively restrain any exercises." Spider Girl boasted, "As long as We have prepared our webs in advance, and any enemy who defeats us will consume so much."

"Then can I get a net, my companion will use it tonight." Gui Tangdong said.

"I have one in my temporary cave."

The spider girl seems to like Gui Tangdong's Zizhong very much, and the two parties signed a contract on this. In addition to the original exchange of cooperation with the anti-counterfeiting match, she also agreed to borrow an extra spider web to help Le Huatian fight against the witch who may "visit" tonight.

Ye Fangchun said that dividing troops is a big taboo, but she was dragging her injured body, something extraordinary happened and it was only a drag, so she was very self-aware and went to join the other two constructed knights.

The remaining three, Gui Tangdong, came to Spider Girl's cave with the special envoy sent by Spider Girl. Witnessed by Spider Girl, Gui Tangdong wanted to give a part of the deposit.

Le Huatian kept an eye on the other party to make sure that Chen Shuyuan would not use the tonic technique to sneak attack Gui Tangdong, but Jiang Xianchen made a gesture of help, but Gui Tangdong refused.

Therefore, Jiang Xianchen cast moonlight in the room to shield possible prying eyes. Gui Tangdong took a deep breath. It was the first time in his life that he did this in front of others. The body is forced into the state.

The spider girl nodded in satisfaction, and she handed over a spider leg. To be precise, it was a transformed spider leg. Its upper part was covered with dark fluff, while the lower part had been replaced with a magic weapon—— A magic weapon that is pink and looks like a plastic dropper.

"I modified my legs so that I can process them directly after collection, store the seeds needed for my family's reproduction, and use this leg to sow seeds for my sisters when needed."

Chen Shuyuan's spider leg dangled in front of Gui Tangdong's eyes. Gui Tangdong grabbed it, and it was covered with a cold metal touch. This may be the strangest time he shot the target with this cannon. He closed his eyes and recalled the sight of his senior sister. At that time, they were still young, lying side by side on the straw pile warmed by the sun, thinking that they could own the whole world.

The senior sister is the king who rules the world, and he is her capable minister, maybe also a jester. No one understands her waywardness, her loneliness, her innocence, and her beauty better than him... Afterwards, their beauty is completely All remain in this memory, Gui Tangdong doesn't like to recall, but he can only recall.

Li Qingchuan opened her eyes, she had the feeling that something precious was being taken away again, the reason why she thought this was because she had had similar experiences several times since the end of the warm-up match in Linzi last year.

After she woke up, she saw the blind swordsman Yi Ziling cleaning his weapon, and Zai Yuchan, who was fully armored and looked like living metal, was communicating.

These two are Hu Xuandong's sword-holding maids—named maids, but in fact they are her personal guards, confidantes and secret agents, a total of seventeen, even when Hu Xuandong fought Gui Tangdong last year, he was not willing to recruit these treasures to assist her , but now two are sent.

Naturally, Dong Baixue didn't trust them very much. In the previous games, these two were used to take turns to test and observe them, and they also showed corresponding levels. One had a strong defense, while the other Unexpectedly, one hit kills.

Zai Yuchan candidly said that Bingjiamen sent more people to southern Xinjiang than this way, and they had already informed Tianqi faction and Di Liangzong, so this can almost be regarded as the unanimous decision of the three factions. In order to spread the risk, other soldiers The monk Jiamen mixed into the teams of other contestants.

Li Qingchuan felt that the weird and defeated Taixi Constructed Knight was from the Bingjiamen, but Zai Yuchan neither admitted nor denied, and the information about other people was kept confidential.

Li Qingchuan also doesn't trust Dong Baixue, because Dong Baixue's purpose of finding Gui Tangdong must be to harm him, which is an act that Li Qingchuan does not allow.Li Qingchuan herself had to consider the possibility that Dong Baixue would take herself as a hostage to do things.

In order to check and balance Dong Baixue, Li Qingchuan wrote a letter to Xia Qifeng, telling the story here, in her opinion, even if he was just defeated by his junior, the rational Xia Qifeng would definitely be Dong Baixue's brake pads;

The second letter was sent to Mr. Shaolin, to talk about Mr. Shaolin's tone, and to see if Bingjiamen's actions were the result of the secret collusion of the three sects;

She finished writing the third letter but didn't send it. The content of the letter was to inform Gong Xiaolu Mizuho and his team to enter Wuxian Kingdom to prepare for something extraordinary.

Li Qingchuan felt that the matter hadn't reached that point yet, so he only sent the first two letters, and the Daming Lake Troupe, which had joined Guitang East but had not yet been accepted by him, was responsible for acting as a messenger.They first sent the second letter to the daughter country mine, and then sent the first letter to the daughter king's capital, where they learned that Xia Qifeng had gone to solve the problem of Shushi country.

Then, Bai Niu brought people to the border between the Shushi Kingdom and the Daughter Kingdom. Sikong Rong's special envoy was still making the final effort, but the five sects present all agreed that it was wrong for Sikong Rong to manipulate the Shushi royal family and murder his colleagues. Righteous, they supported Yu Lirong's just act of clearing the emperor's side and killing the national traitor Sikong Rong.

Also invited to the scene were members of the Southern Border Kingdoms. 36 of the 29 Fang Kingdoms sent people to attend, and [-] of them came in person. His military intervention was limited to the daughter country, but now the Shushi country is about to suffer.

In the end, Bai Niu came here unexpectedly without being invited. As a messenger of Li Qingchuan, when Bai Niu went through multiple inspections and entered the barracks, she saw a row of crucified people. Their crimes were written on the signs of the dead. , most of which are related to inquiring about the situation for Moxiu.

Bai Niu entered the account and sat in the seat of Yangyan Mansion consciously, so she couldn't help but whisper greetings to the important people in it.It is reassuring to get the protection of the eight sects, but there are many rules, which make Bai Niu, who is used to the life of casual cultivators, very uncomfortable.

This tent is a magic weapon. From the outside it looks like it only covers about [-] square meters of land, but after entering it, there is something strange. The owner of this magic weapon actually copied the scene near Chuzhou City.

Everyone just sat on the ground like that. There is no doubt that the protagonist today is Xia Qifeng. She is sometimes kind and impassioned. She changes her face when facing different people. He was speechless, let alone disintegrated, two peaches and three scholars and many other means.

"Hey, what is this girl's tongue made of?" The black girl was speechless, "I have never seen such a talkative person in my life."

"Because of this, she is the real biography, and we are the ones with the words. Don't look around, and do your own thing with peace of mind." Bai Niu said softly.

The black girl sat with her head bowed for a while, feeling bored watching them discuss the issue of the Shushi Kingdom, she secretly looked around and said, "Sister, why are people still fishing and eating and drinking on such an important occasion?"

The white girl followed the direction indicated by the black girl's eyes. In the forest, at the edge of the stream, someone was fishing in the stream with a fishing rod without bait; In small portions.

"What's the point? It's just an illusion anyway." The black girl muttered.

"They are the real bosses in the tent, but they don't take the participants and the issues seriously, so they enjoy the fun of the mountains and rivers on their own, and leave them alone."

On the way, people kept coming to deliver ginseng tea, which is a popular drink in the upper class of southern Xinjiang. The black girl asked for it curiously for a minute, took a sip and then put it down. Later, she quietly described that it was a crock pot soup with a lot of honey Stir well with seafood, and then boil with premium ginseng for four and a half hours to produce a weird taste.

Xia Qifeng gave a perfect performance, while the white girl and the black girl were forced to sit there and listen for 38 hours, dizzy and unaware that they were witnessing history, Xia Qifeng used these 38 hours to let everyone They all accepted the fact that the future must happen: the military intervention of the eight major sects will go deeper than the Daughter Kingdom, but at least in the last 100 years, they promise not to directly conduct military intervention.

A monk who spends a hundred years in the Golden Core Realm is only a quarter of his life, and a hundred years in a monastic sect is even more insignificant. Times have changed.

When Bai Niu visited Xia Qifeng, the temperature in southern Xinjiang hovered at freezing point in February, and when Xia Qifeng took off the gorgeous palace clothes in the private cave, the heat was rising, as if she had just returned from the scorching heat.

The air was filled with her moist aroma, and she gave the crystal watermelon to the white girl and the black girl, and they dared not stop eating it. After they finished eating the melon, Xia Qifeng had already changed his clothes, and said, "What do you do, friend Daoist Li?" See you?"

"It's all in the letter."

Bai Niu handed over a handwritten letter.Xia Qifeng opened it and read it with a smile. Although she smiled, the smile in her eyes deepened. Finally, she buckled the letter paper and said, "Fellow Daoist Li, need to find out what happened in Wu Xianguo? Well, I'm busy. I'll help, but I'm busy, so let me introduce a character and let them go with you."

Xia Qifeng rang the bell, and as the moonlight fell, a female cultivator in mourning turned out of the screen to meet the two of them.

Chapter 62 Seeking a Child Part [-]

Li Qingchuan didn't know the insult Xia Qifeng suffered after the defeat. Normal people wouldn't think that the noble Eight Great Schools true biography experienced what those weak monks would experience. But Xia Qifeng experienced it, and the seeds of hatred were planted here.

Unknowingly, she introduced Xia Qifeng as an element to counterbalance Dong Baixue. Xia Qifeng naturally happily agreed, but limited to the armistice treaty, she introduced Lin Cailian to Li Qingchuan's messenger, another person who would unswervingly deal with Gui Tangdong.

The part that Liu Taozhi can control in the Yinshan League will also help Lin Cailian's actions. Through Bai Niu, Xia Qifeng learned that Gui Tangdong should participate in the God of War Conference in Wuxian Kingdom, and then summoned her Avengers Alliance.

In addition to the aforementioned forces, Ai Cuifang from the Star Torch Hall and the faction belonging to the Yanyu Tower in the Qingfengyanyu Tower also joined them. Le Shangxin, a disciple of the sect, was killed. Before Le Shangxin died, the last message sent back was that this might be the true teaching of the eight sects.

Next, as long as the information inside the door is integrated and then eliminated, Qingfengyanyulou can easily deduce that this may be done by Gui Tangdong. The revenge of the disciples... is just talking, the demon cultivators lack camaraderie, and the only thing that can persuade them to move is profit.

They dragged Hehuanzong by the way, and the branch of Hehuanzong in the Central Plains suffered heavy losses. Although Le Huatian did this, but Le Huatian had helped Guitangdong, so it was also counted on Guitangdong and became their coveted Gui Tangdong's excuse.

Xia Qifeng made friends with them secretly, and inadvertently revealed even more explosive news: Gui Tangdong gave birth to a baby this year, which means that if the Avengers can't act quickly and let Gui Tangdong drag his realm up, he will in turn The Avengers can be hammered one by one.

Xia Qifeng didn't say it, but the demon cultivators understood the meaning, and the news spread back to the demon cultivator's homeland, and even made the seven electors discuss the name for more than ten minutes after the half-monthly council meeting, lamenting that the future is awesome.

Obviously, getting the attention of opponents is a disaster, but now Gui Tangdong doesn't have to bear this, and he is even a bit of a blessing in disguise.

In order to solve this problem as soon as possible, the supporters of the Yinshan League launched a surprise attack on the night when Bai Niu appeared, because according to the information that Le Xianxin sent back to the sect before his death, Gui Tangdong's team suffered heavy losses and was unprepared. It is the best time for a surprise attack.

Therefore, the helpers of the Yinshan League built a bridge connecting reality and dreams, and sent the Avengers into the dream. Ai Cuifang was responsible for the specific navigation, and the Yanyu Tower and the monks of the Hehuan Sect were the main combatants.