Konoha: Human Design Collapse System

It's only twelve o'clock, still early.

After brushing his teeth, washing and dressing, he subconsciously glanced in the direction of the school.

Old Yi's roar could not help appearing in his mind, and Naruto shivered suddenly.

It seems that fear of the teacher has nothing to do with strength, it is completely engraved in the DNA.

No matter what, let's give Lao Yi a face this time, and take the class for the whole afternoon, so as to save him from yelling every day and making his throat uncomfortable.

Well, I am really a three-good student who respects the teacher!

Naruto smiled complacently, settled for breakfast casually, and ran straight towards the school without taking anything.

Along the way, I met many kind-hearted passers-by, and they all sent beautiful blessings to Naruto:

"It's him again, why isn't he dead yet?"

"Bad luck! I don't understand the third generation, why did you let this monster go to school?"

"That's right, I don't even dare to let my children go to school!"

For these beautiful words and melodious blessings, Naruto has only one expression:

Stretch out your right hand, put your four fingers together, leaving only your middle finger.

"Sabi!"

The kind passer-by looked confused, what is this?

There was only one fat boss who slapped the table with his face full of displeasure, and others immediately looked over.

He angrily explained to others:

"I've heard of this gesture, it's a kind of blessing, it means wishing you a great success!"

"What? The demon fox boy wishes us to be successful?"

"That's right, look, the five fingers are stretched out, and then the other four fingers are lowered, leaving only the tallest middle finger. Isn't that outstanding?"

While talking, the fat boss stretched out his hand to show passers-by an example.

After hearing this, passers-by followed suit one after another, and a young guy even made this gesture and shook up and down twice at others.

"Ah, thank you, young man!" The passer-by smiled happily, and also stretched out his hand to imitate it, wishing the young man well.

"Then... then what he said... what does [sha, bi] mean?"

Passers-by recalled the pronunciation of the two words Naruto said just now.

"I know too." The fat boss pouted.

"You know this as well?"

The passers-by around were shocked, what else does the boss not know?

"Say it quickly, don't keep it up."

"exactly!"

The boss's face was full of reluctance, but the slightly raised corners of his mouth did not mean that.

Good teacher, but most of the common problems of human beings.

"From what my child said, the general meaning of these two words is a daily greeting!"

"greeting?"

Passers-by looked at me and I looked at you, they couldn't figure it out at all, why did the demon fox kid do this?

"It's similar to: hello, have you eaten today, and other greetings."

The fat boss saw that they didn't understand very well, so he had to explain in detail.

The passers-by suddenly realized, and only then did they understand why the boss had an unlucky expression when they were still in a daze just now.

Nonsense, the blessings and greetings from the demon fox boy, is that something that ordinary people can bear?

"The way I see it, this blessing and greeting are not what the demon fox boy expressed on the surface. I reckon, how can this be a blessing? This is clearly a curse!"

A passerby with "wisdom" in his eyes suddenly said.

His words drew approval from those around him.

"That's right, how could this monster be so kind? I think they want us to die!"

"Hmph, this demon fox is so vicious, after I finish eating this bowl of noodles, I will definitely kill the people!" From the corner, a deep and hoarse voice suddenly sounded.

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was shocked.

Everyone looked over one after another, wanting to see which one spoke the outrageous words.

At first glance, oh, it turned out to be the second idiot from the east of the village, so it's okay.

"Second idiot, then...when will you finish eating this noodle?"

"Cough, what, I think I should eat something for 50 years?" Ersha scratched his head, and unconsciously glanced out of the sky.

"Who told this noodles to be so delicious? You say so!"

Everyone immediately burst into laughter. It seems that the second idiot in the east of the village is not stupid, is he?

Ersha is really not stupid, he is just a second-year-old who is addicted to a certain literary work.

But in the eyes of adults, he is just a fool who doesn't do his job properly and only knows how to be unrestrained all day long.

After understanding the ins and outs, the passers-by gradually left without gossip, and the neighborhood regained its previous calm.

Only from then on, many people began to use the middle finger to wish others to get ahead, and then said one sentence every morning when they met people:

"Sabi!"

Chapter 048 Don't leave after school!

In the afternoon, Naruto walked slowly into the campus and walked towards his class.

Before entering the class, Naruto heard a loud voice from afar.

When Naruto opened the door, there was a loud crash, and the classroom fell silent.

He ignored them, walked straight to his seat and sat down.

As soon as he sat down, the second pillar at the front table couldn't help asking, "Where have you been? Why haven't you seen anyone all morning?"

When the students on the side heard this, they couldn't help but turned their heads and looked at it curiously.

As the center of attention, Naruto didn't feel that skipping class was an act of shame.

It's not the only way out.

And in the ninja world, strength is paramount, only you have strength, and there is no way out.

"Overslept." Naruto explained with a sigh.

Believe it or not, you do oversleep anyway.

After getting the answer, there were boos around.

Saying this, the dog in the old Wang's house next door didn't believe it.

Tell Iruka, do you read his letter?

Naruto shrugged, not paying attention.

"That tooth, don't leave after school, I have something to see you!"

Fang, who was eating melons next to him, was a little startled, and he pointed at himself in disbelief.

"Don't doubt, it's you, don't ask the reason, it's because you stepped into the classroom with your left foot." Naruto waved his hand and said calmly.

puff!

Shikamaru on the side almost laughed out loud, what the hell reason?

Left foot into the classroom?Also, didn't you come here in the afternoon?How do you know which foot comes out first?

Precociously, he figured it out at once, this reason was not the real reason, it was just an excuse, one that could teach him a fair lesson from the loudest teeth that just booed just now.

And Ding Ci, who was eating potato chips next to him, looked confused, wondering what happened, why was he called on because he entered the classroom with his left foot?

So do I have to step right foot first next time?

Choji nodded secretly, um, so Naruto won't be able to call my name!

Anyone who knows Naruto well knows that he is a small-minded, ah no, open-minded person.

In his words, he is a "big belly" person.

Therefore, when Naruto said "Don't leave after school", it means that he wants to help his classmates.

Anyway, that's what he said, and those students who were "helped" also said the same.

As a result, there is one more unsolved mystery on campus:

What happened to the students who were told by Naruto not to leave after school?Did it really help, or what?These are unknown. ． ． ． ． ．

And our protagonist, Ya, was completely dumbfounded after receiving this news.

The people around him also started to turn their heads away, they didn't even give him a bird's eye, and they looked completely indifferent.

tooth?Who is he?unfamiliar!

Ya, on the other hand, was completely hopeless, and his face was full of unlovable expressions.

Ordinary people may not understand the lethality of this sentence, they only know that it was forced by Naruto or something.

But he, who has witnessed the scene lightly, still doesn't understand?

Ya never thought that one day, this pie that has helped countless people would fall on his head.

Damn, why can't I control this mouth!

The more Ya thought about it, the more he felt a little angry, and couldn't help but slapped himself two big pockets.

Zhi Nao next to him was stunned.

Speaking of Shino, because of his unique passive skills, many people in the class ignored him.

Even if he knew it, he would not dare to sit at the same table because he was covered in bugs, and only Ya, a careless wild child, dared.

It's too late for ordinary people to run, so how could they get together?

Ding Ding Ding-!

The class bell rang, and Ya stopped his self-harming behavior.

Iruka walked into the classroom step by step with the textbook under his arm.

When I came to the podium, I just opened the book and wanted to give a lecture, when I looked up, I saw a certain yellow hair sitting in the "protagonist" position behind.

Iruka's mouth twitched slightly.

This kid, why don't you run away for a day?

Shaking his head and ignoring him, Iruka then started the great cause of preaching and dispelling doubts such as lecturing.

Although they are all things that teach people how to kill another person, they are completely trained in the direction of War Machine.

But among other things, these theories are the only channels through which civilians can access and obtain educational resources.

Putting aside the period of war decades ago, civilians were just ordinary people. Where would there be such an opportunity to contact extraordinary power?

Soon, under Iruka's earnest instruction, Naruto fell asleep without any accident.

Don't tell me, this teacher's lectures are more effective than any lullaby.

Iruka: "..."

"Sasuke, please wake him up."

Iruka held his forehead and commanded helplessly.

Sasuke curled his lips, turned around reluctantly, pushed Naruto carefully, and then immediately turned back to pretend nothing happened.

"..."

There was no movement, and Iruka couldn't help sighing when he saw this.