tokyo voice

"Do you owe someone money? Shall I lend you money first and deal with it?" Shimadzu Nobunaga raised his eyebrows.

"She not only wants my money, but also my life." Yin Ze said fearfully.

"Is this the kind of black debt collection company hired?" Nobunaga Shimadzu frowned, "This can't be sloppy, you have to go to the police station for the record, what if something happens?"

Matsuda sincerely leaned over and took a look, with a complicated expression on his face, "Huh? Isn't this Sakura-san?"

"Who is Sakura-san?"

"A female colleague."

Shimadzu Nobunaga's distracting thoughts that had been suppressed with the will of steel attacked his heart with anger, and his face gradually distorted and out of control.

No.80 The rear of the third chapter is not very stable

The ringtone of Yin Ze's mobile phone is the default, simple and monotonous electronic sound effect. The caller keeps dialing persistently, and the black mobile phone keeps trembling and buzzing on the table.

The three people present stopped their movements and waited silently around the mobile phone.

"Accept?" Matsuda hesitated sincerely.

"Forget it." Yin Ze pondered.

"Let's take it... Sakura-san is very cautious." Matsuda sincerely persuaded.

Hearing this, Yin Ze felt phantom pains in his waist and Tianling Gai, and the scene of that mad hag chasing him madly kept revolving in front of his eyes.

"Wait." Nobunaga Shimadzu had no expression on his face, and suddenly drank lightly, shattering the shadow surrounding the man, "It's hard for us to rest on the same day, and we can get together at the table, so naturally we have to have a good time and enjoy the single man Free holiday. If you want to leave halfway because of a woman, I will never agree!"

"But the arrow is on the string, so I have to shoot it." Yin Ze asked in a deep voice.

"Just answer me simply, do you want to be happy with your brothers, or find a girl!" Shimadzu Nobunaga's voice was as hard as pig iron.

"Needless to say, it's naturally with brothers!"

"Okay!" Shimadzu Nobunaga's eyes flashed brightly, "I knew I didn't misunderstand you. Even if you are destined to commit a crime of love, and you are destined to be rouged all your life, your soul is still on our side! Just refuse a date, you It may be difficult to say goodbye to death, but for me, it is so difficult, it is easy, if you can trust the Sajia, then give me your phone, and I will save you from this calamity!"

"Okay!" Yin Ze said excitedly, "Bring me wine! Embolden Shimadzu-kun!"

"Do you still need to be courageous? Isn't it easy to take apart mandarin ducks? I can cut off the marriage and break the red thread with just a few words. It's not too late to drink this wine later!"

"it is good!"

Shimadzu Nobunaga calmly lifted the cell phone that had been ringing for a long time, and lightly pressed the answer button.

Yin Ze, who was sitting directly opposite, quickly leaned back and covered his ears. Seeing this, Matsuda took a moment to react, and quickly followed suit.

"Hello?" Shimadzu Nobunaga said in a low voice.

"You're going to die!! You haven't answered the phone for so long——!!!"

The non-hands-free were yelled out of the hands-free battle, and the sudden super shock wave almost pierced the eardrums, and then got into the brain and stirred the root of human wisdom into a sticky paste.

Shimadzu Nobunaga had not had time to make a move, but was already stunned into a negative state of dizziness.

Yin Ze and Matsuda Chengzheng, who had done the protective work in advance, smiled at each other and put down their hands.

"Why don't you talk? Are you pretending to be dead—?!" On the other side of the phone, the magic voice was still piercing through his head.

"Hello? You, hello, I'm not me." Shimadzu Nobunaga took a long time to regain his clarity, lost all heroism, and answered stumblingly.

"what?"

There was two to three seconds of silence on the other end of the phone. When he spoke again, his voice had become soft and watery, and his words were polite and appropriate.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I misidentified the wrong person, I'm really sorry. Is the owner of the phone nearby?"

Yin Ze, who was listening attentively, shook his head frantically to hint.

"Yes." Nobunaga Shimadzu replied.

Surrender in seconds? !Guan Xinchang was instantly beheaded by Sakura Huaxiong? !

The man's face turned black immediately.

"Then can you please hand over the phone to him? I have something to ask him." The person on the phone was polite.

"Ahem, it's not convenient for him now." Shimadzu Nobunaga whispered.

"what happened?"

"He's in the hospital." Shimadzu Nobunaga thought for a moment.

"Ah! What's going on, are you injured?"

"Anorectal."

After two seconds.

"Eh?"

"He has hemorrhoids."

After two seconds.

"……Eh?!"

"I know that for a while, this is hard to accept, including myself. But this is the fact that he is now lying on the hospital bed for examination." Shimadzu Nobunaga's tone was stable.

"No, it's not right, this, aren't hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids only common to middle-aged people over the age of 45?" Everyone was very confused.

"It's nothing strange, just like hair loss. In this world, there are always a few gifted humans who can enjoy the midlife crisis in advance. And the doctor said that he has never seen such a big one since he started his career. He is currently discussing the operation rigorously." plan."

There was silence on the other end of the phone, dead silence.

Matsuda sincerely choked on the saliva, and his face turned red.

Yin Ze opened his mouth slightly and touched his butt subconsciously.

"What's the matter with you? Maybe I can tell you?" Shimadzu Nobunaga asked calmly.

"No, no need. It's not a big deal." There was a pause on the phone, "Then can't he answer the phone now?"

"It's not impossible, it's just inconvenient. After all, the doctor is studying his condition carefully. If you really want to talk, I can also take the phone for you."

"Okay, okay. That's up to you..."

Nobunaga Shimadzu handed the phone to his friend across the table.

Yin Ze took it with a blank face, brewed his emotions a little, found the feeling of acting and dubbing, and pretended to be weak.

"Hey?"

"You, why did you suffer from that disease?" Sakura-san's tone was very awkward.

"Flesh and blood is inevitable." The man was angry, "By the way, you called, what's the matter?"

"I..." Sakura-san was about to speak.

"Oh, in my current state, I can't cooperate with what you say, sorry." The man came first.

"Forget it, take a good rest and actively treat it." Sakura-san hesitated for a moment when he said this, and asked half-curiously, "What does it feel like to have hemorrhoids? Does it hurt? Is the examination done directly by the doctor? "

"It's just something that most old men will experience. Don't feel mysterious or even demonized. As for the pain, it varies from person to person. Of course, it's not a problem for a tough man like me... yo yo ah ah!" The man said He uttered a cry of pain.

"What's wrong?!" Sakura was stunned.

Yin Ze stared at Nobunaga Shimadzu who suddenly stomped on his toes, his lips moved slightly, and he mouthed questions.

'What are you doing!Itchy skin! '

Shimadzu Nobunaga shook his head seriously, and also responded with his lips.

'A play and a full set! '

Matsuda sincerely also used lip language.

'How despicable! '

"Hey, what's the matter?" Sakura asked anxiously.

"No, it's nothing, just now the doctor checked and accidentally touched my wound." The man grinned.

"Hey -- it's disgusting." Sakura-san finally couldn't help it anymore, "You better hurry up and fix it! Bye!"

Beep, beep, there is only a busy tone left on the phone.

The three people on the table looked at each other.

"This wine is still cold." Shimadzu Nobunaga held up the hero glass of beer filled with ice cubes, and said calmly, like a peerless general who made the same promise.

"I thought you, as a single veteran, have any clever plans..." Yin Ze was speechless.

"High-end lies often only need a simple theme." Shimadzu Nobunaga said with a smile, "In this way, the crisis is resolved, and we can continue to have fun."

"You..." Matsuda sincerely looked at the pizza in his hand, hesitated for a few seconds, "After the play just now, do you still have appetite?"

There was a new silence at the table.

At the same time, in the distance, in front of the bachelor apartment with house number 2-4 in an old building.

Mio Sakura hung up the phone in disgust, and took out a wet tissue to wipe her hands and phone, as if something unclean had been stuck to it through the communication waves.

"excuse me, you are?"

A voice suddenly sounded from behind.

Sakura Mio turned her head and saw that she was a girl of the same age with braids and slightly rustic attire, but she was friendly.

"Standing here dryly, what's the matter?" The braided girl looked at her with a little wariness in her eyes.

"I'm not a suspicious person." Sakura Mio quickly defended, "I'm a friend of the owner of this house, and I'm here to find him."

"friend?"

"Yeah! Friends!" Sakura Mio sound raised her head.

"It's still very strange." The braided girl was still alert, "Would you like to tell me about the owner of the house?"

"Takizawa Satoru, 20 years old, from a divorced family, a first-year student at the University of Tokyo, loves games, is good at history, is humorous, kind-hearted and has a sense of justice. Recently, he accidentally suffered from hemorrhoids..."

Sakura's classmate is like a treasure.

"Active seiyuu, career masterpiece must be the tear-jerking theatrical version of the animation "Firefly Flame Forest", playing the male lead, by the way, I am the heroine, if you don't believe me, you can check it on the Internet, the official website of the firm has me information."

real or fake.

The braided girl picked up her mobile phone and searched on the spot. It was only a few minutes later that she had to admit her gaffe, bowed and apologized, "I'm really sorry, I was rude."

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay."

"But you're about the same age as me, but you've already acted in an animated movie with Takizawa-san! My sister is amazing!"

"Hee hee, it's so-so." Sakura Mio sounded a little embarrassed, and smiled.

"But I saw brother Takizawa go out this morning, and he also said that he probably won't come back until after dinner outside." The braided girl added.

"Yeah, I already know, I went to the hospital."

"Ah? No? He said he was going to play with his friends."

"No way?" Sakura Mio frowned, "I should go to the doctor because I'm not feeling well, just, it's hemorrhoids or something."

"Brother Takizawa is so young, why would he suffer from the kind of disease that only greasy uncles have. And he ate at my place the day before yesterday. His taste has always been heavy. I'm so happy, when I met this morning, I was still charming and refreshing, how could I have hemorrhoids, so serious that I went to see a doctor." The braided girl joked.

"Oh."

Sakura Mio's eyes narrowed slightly, her expression changed, and she said indifferently.

"That's right, thank you so much."

No.80 Chapter [-]: Don't Do Bad Things

At 3:10 p.m., the night of fierce battles in the video game city.

"Heavy hands, heavy hands, light feet, the base is not very stable, the crumb wind meets the sunflower three moves, and the black tiger takes the big move in seconds! What do you say? Yo? Explosive? Want to fight to the death, fight to the death Come on, come back, come on!"

Yin Ze and Nobunaga Shimadzu sat side by side, with a total of four hands in total. They operated at such a high speed that even afterimages appeared, the joystick and keyboard were severely damaged by them, and the body of the game console was shaking violently, showing that With the brutality of the battle between the two.The attracted onlookers around also secretly called the master and applauded again and again.

3:34pm.

"Matsuda, cover me! Can I have an incendiary bomb up front? Please!"

"The AI ​​on the opposite side really dares to rush, and queues up to send points...Why do I have a mutant?!"