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"Still sneaky, may I ask who are you?" The strange man was very vigilant, and he came to the door early in the morning. Even the NHK toll collectors may not be so dedicated. Could it be that they stepped on the spot?

"Are you asking me? I still want to ask who you are?!" Haneda Yuma stared at the three words "Haneda's family" for a long time, and finally realized it. He roared loudly and was about to break through the door.

"What are you doing! Illegal intrusion into other people's houses! Tell you that I will call the police!" The man reprimanded severely, and closed the anti-theft door at the speed of light.

"Also call the police? The thief is calling for a thief! How on earth did you get in?! My sister! If there is anything wrong with her, I will skin you, believe it or not!"

Haneda Yuma was very emotional, and even launched a set of eight punches against the anti-theft door.

"Your sister?" The man with the cat's eyes in the room was taken aback for a moment, and then shouted, "I misunderstood, I misunderstood! My little brother, if you have something to say, please say it... Hey! Don't use a shovel! It's like eating people! I Just open the door, open the door!"

No.80 Little White Dragon in the Waves of Chapter Nine

There was the classic flushing sound of the toilet in the bathroom.

A few seconds later, the pale-faced man opened the door weakly while wiping the vomit and filth from the corner of his mouth, "Sorry for keeping you waiting."

"Finish?" Haneda Yuma sat down at the dining table with half of the fritters in his mouth, holding a bread knife dipped in ketchup like blood in his hand.The cold light is shining, and the momentum is extraordinary.

"It's almost there." The man took a sip of milk to replenish his energy.

"Then let's get started."

Haneda Yuma changed to a more oppressive sitting position as he spoke, his voice was as cold as cast iron.

"Name?"

"Takizawa Satoru."

"age?"

"21."

"Nation?"

"local."

"Family status?"

"Divorce."

"Do you know what you have committed?" Haneda Yuma threw bread slices like throwing evidence files, aggressive like an evil police detective.

"My vomit dirty the sewer pipe, I'm very sorry." The man bowed his head apologetically.

"Avoid the light and focus on the important, and don't be sloppy. Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist. Where do you think this is?! Don't fix these useless things, don't try to fool the past. Give me a good, carefully explain the ins and outs of this incident "Haneda Yuma slapped the table softly, stood up and leaned forward, posing a threatening posture, "If I hadn't seen you from a distance before and had such an impression, I would have brought you to justice long ago and turned you over to the police station. It's going to kill the social atmosphere!"

"Where have you seen me?" The man was puzzled.

"I was forced to go to a certain game promotion meeting." Haneda Yuma said lightly, "Your Flash Explosion Duel King's hairstyle and mini pink knot double ponytail style are very unique."

"Okay." The man nodded.Although it's a bit weird, as long as it's not the self-destructive Superman label on N station, it's acceptable.

"Can we tell the story of the crime now?" Haneda Yuma's eyes narrowed slightly like a lion hunting its prey.

"It's actually not complicated. It can be summed up in one sentence, that is, Ms. Haneda took me home drunk to rest."

"Wait a minute, why didn't you send it to your house, but to my house?" The future pillar of the Haneda family interrupted.

"This was my mistake. I lost consciousness before I could tell you the address. In addition, Ms. Haneda was kind-hearted, and she couldn't bear to just find an Internet cafe or guest house to abandon her body, so after a little thought, she took her back to her home to take care of her. "

"Wait a little longer, take it home, bring it home, why sleep on my sister's bed?"

"Miss Haneda is knowledgeable, gentle and generous, and always considerate of others. Such a rare and good woman will definitely not let guests who have suffered from social damage, pain and unconsciousness sleep on the sofa or even on the cold floor."

Yin Ze explained slowly and clearly.

"As for the three bedrooms, the parents' room must not be moved casually. First, there may be valuables such as important contracts, large IOUs, and father's private money in the room, which need to be avoided and occupy the elder's room. Some Trespassing. And letting strangers enter my younger brother's room without permission is a little impolite. After all, young people hate others using their own things without permission and have a strong sense of domain. So on balance, only the last Those who have the right to speak have their own bedroom."

"You are very proficient in using heart-to-heart analysis. But these are not the point." Haneda Yuma shook his head.

"Is there anything else you want to know, Sir?"

"Take off your pants for me." The male high school student said surprisingly.

"What?" Yin Ze stood upside down.

"Take off your pants."

"why?"

"I want evidence."

"What the hell?!"

"Don't do anything weird, don't be nervous, get evidence." Yuma Haneda said again.

"Young man, it's okay for you to deceive people who are not experienced in the world with your words, but you have no way to deceive me!" Yin Ze put on a defensive posture.

"It's okay to resist, I'll do it myself!" Yuma Haneda rolled up his sleeves without saying a word.

Poorly vomited several times, hungry and weak, how could the weak and handsome man be the opponent of the young and strong high school student who was full of energy and blood.In just three rounds, someone was subdued to the floor with a cross, and the red underpants, which symbolized joy and good luck, were proudly revealed in the beautiful morning light.

"Very well, you are innocent." Haneda Yuma breathed a sigh of relief, "I won't have a cerebral hemorrhage, at most I will feel depressed and tight in my chest."

"Brother, I'll take off my pajamas and return it to you. You should be very angry if your personal belongings are misused, but there's no need for on-site MMA!" Yin Ze repeatedly patted the ground to express his surrender.

Click, the lock cylinder turns.

The anti-theft door that had been beaten by Wang Baquan earlier opened in response.

The woman who came back with a shopping bag stared blankly at the two male creatures on the ground in front of them who were struggling and wriggling with each other using Jiu-Jitsu movements. One of them had its head wrapped around the opponent's calf, and its mouth was tightly attached to the enemy's leg hair. , somewhere the bright red underpants are very eye-catching.

The two people on the ground looked back at the same time.

"Ah! What are you two doing?!" Mari Haneda immediately dropped the bag and covered her eyes.

"This is a misunderstanding." Yin Ze said hastily.

"This is a trial!" The male high school student said solemnly.

"Judging you big-headed ghost! Let go, brother! If you break it again, it will break!"

After a brief tidying up.

"To sum up, Mr. Yuma mistakenly thought that I was a despicable person with evil intentions, and I was concerned about your safety, so some small physical conflicts occurred." Yin Ze took a breath and sat back in his chair.

"But when we meet for the first time, we just call him by his first name? I'm afraid we're not that familiar yet, right?" The male high school student on the opposite side snorted softly.

"You are all surnamed Haneda, so I have to make a distinction. Why don't I call you Haneda-kun and your sister, Zhenjiang?" Yin Ze hesitated.

"You can continue to call me Yuma, I don't really care about those redundant and useless social honorifics." The male high school student responded with a smile.

"I don't have enough soy sauce at home, so I stopped by the nearby supermarket to buy some things. With such skill, you can make a mess, and the shovel at the door is moving?" Mari Haneda brought a few copies Fried eggs and bacon rolls, I also took off my apron, and sat aside angrily to join the breakfast.

"Oh, it's all my fault for my negligence, which made you tired, Haneda." Yin Ze used a fork to divide the fried eggs that were cooked just right.

"You were paralyzed last night, very heavy, and the taxi driver was reluctant to take you for fear of vomiting in the car. After finally letting you lie down, he kept turning over in pain, and said something Time's sleepwalking." Mari Haneda complained.

"Sister, as the saying goes, you tell the truth after drinking, what did he say last night? Was there anything unsavory?" Yuma Haneda interjected quietly.

"No, I talk to him occasionally, but he is still subconsciously saying thank you with his eyes closed." Mari Haneda smiled, "As for the others, they are all things I don't understand. They probably don't speak Japanese. Like Chinese."

"What did I say?" Yin Ze was curious.

"I can't hear clearly, the homophonic words are 'wang ye', 'stupid lick', 'bamboo shoot' and so on." Mari Haneda tried hard to recall.

"Oh, Wang Zha, Chunchun, Shunzi, it's all right." Yin Ze complained in Japanese.

"Sunko? Hmph, it's obviously a woman's name. You've said a lot. Although the other two don't look like your real names, they are most likely code names or nicknames." Yuma Haneda said maliciously, " Seeing that you are white, clean, and handsome, you probably spend a lot of money in certain places on weekdays, right?"

"Why do you say that, do I look like that kind of person?" Yin Ze was slightly offended.

As soon as these words came out, Haneda Yuma looked this guy up and down seriously.

The morning light came in from the window and poured on his body, his skin was smudged by the light orange sunlight, his slender and long eyelashes were tender seedlings in early spring, and below him was a pair of clear eyes with still water running deep, the brilliance of everything There are fish swimming in it, and at a glance, there is a mellow and charming song with a sad and beautiful speech.The fatal weakness of hangover did not bring decadence and slovenliness, but femininity became the embellishment of handsomeness and the adjustment of complicated fantasy.It could be a sick and weak samurai with a sword stained with blood under the rain of cherry blossoms, or it could be a proton handed over to the enemy country by the princes and nobles on the grounds of defeat, a caged bird boy who yearns for freedom... Damn, the cheap brown that I bought at a discount The pajamas felt like being worn by this person like the plain robes of a famous actress.

"Let me make a correction, not to consume, but to be consumed." Yuma Haneda admitted the mistake frankly and corrected it.

"I can't accept this kind of talk. Should you be viewed with colored glasses if you are more upright?" Yin Ze accused, "Yuma-kun's facial features and face shape are also good, is it also like that?"

It is true that Haneda Mari still has a pure and delicate face like first love. As a younger brother, Haneda Yuma is naturally very pretty. At least there is no pressure to run for a class and a senior at school.

"Simple handsomeness is two different things from being seductive." The male high school student waved his hand.

"Speaking of which, you have been working hard recently, and you haven't come home all night, what's the matter? Are you short of pocket money?" Mari Haneda asked in a serious tone.

Haneda Yuma heard the words, and slowly stopped the movement of eating gracefully, his bloodshot eyes were dull, and he said clearly in a plain but deeply sad tone: "I am broken in love."

"That's really a pity." My sister was silent for a few seconds, then bit the bullet and answered, "So you have to work hard to work part-time because of the scars in your heart that lead to increased consumption desires and too much expenses?"

"No, I'm just annoyed."

"What troubles you?"

"The price of the gift." Haneda Yuma said in a deep voice, "After all, breaking up is such a commemorative event, what gift do you think I should give her?"

"...You are really affectionate." Yin Ze blushed aside.

"For those girls with excellent conditions, if you don't use real money and supplemented with true feelings, why do you impress others?" Haneda Yuma asked.

"I never thought about it, I must find a partner with excellent conditions." Yin Ze shook his head.

"Then what's your criteria for choosing a mate?"

"Simple. Ordinary, as long as you can live a life, just don't quarrel."

"So do you have a date now?"

"No."

"Isn't it over? The simpler the standard, the more you have no confidence in your heart and think highly of yourself. Let me tell you, when chasing a girl, you have to set up a clever name, win over her girlfriends, give gifts and be courteous, and they are willing to be wingmen in order to help you make an appointment." Girls come out and create opportunities. After getting married, red envelopes will be given out, banquets will be held, and the wages will be divided into [-]-[-]."

"Why is it only [-]%?"

"Seventy percent belongs to your wife, and thirty percent depends on the face of the father-in-law's family."

"Whose face?"

"Ye-in-law, mother-in-law, if your wife has any younger brothers and sisters, you have to add them."

"I have worked so hard to look forward to the future and start a family just to see their faces?"

"Correct."

"Didn't I just make myself feel inferior?!"

"Then if you want to put it this way, falling in love is asking for troubles, especially the first love that cuts the bones. Just like this, how many people want to have a vigorous love, but there is no way to do it!"

"I don't understand why the value of a person must be included in marriage. If one person is already suffering, why bother to find someone else to suffer together and make it uncomfortable?"

"Passing down the family line, the heavy burden is on the shoulders, where filial piety lies. Besides, falling in love, love! It's not shameful to be wronged."

"I can not accept."

"Then what do you want?"

"I just don't want to make everything so philistine. It's best to meet someone who I like her and she likes me. Don't ask for a garage, don't ask about wealth, two people are happy, daily necessities, long time, no Make no noise, join hands until we grow old, this life is not in vain.”

"That can't be done. It's too idealistic. Shakespeare didn't even write about this kind of emotion. If you insist on writing it, one of the men and women will die in the later period."

"Look at my image condition, okay?"

"OK, be consumed."

"This one, the student ID card of No. [-] High School, signed by the dean himself."

"Okay, but there is still a little bit of economic foundation and capital missing. It's a bit of fate."

"Then this image, plus this interior, okay?"

"Dare to ask me where is the sacredness?"

"My lord, little white dragon in the waves!"

"I think it's very good." Mari Haneda listened attentively the whole time, "I approve of this kind of simple love."

"It's boring to be in love all the time. There must be things that shock the soul in this world. Let's change the subject." Yuma Haneda waved his hand.

"Like?"

"What is it like? The table is a bit dirty, go and get the dishcloth from the sink."

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