Naruto Danzo

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After getting along several times, Kakuto can roughly distinguish Danzo's character and behavior.

The character is naturally a sand sculpture.

As a man...he always boasted that he was handsome and could attract countless ignorant little girls.

The horns declined to comment.

woman?what is that?

Danzo understands this.

After all, whether Jiaodu, where the land is in danger, can have a great reputation is a question that requires serious science popularization and Q&A.

But before getting acquainted with each other thoroughly, Danzo is going to put this question aside.

There are other similar questions, and Danzo also really wants to ask Kakuto.

For example, if Jiaodu has captured so many hearts, will there be any rejection reaction?

If so, is it similar to a myocardial infarction, a twitching feeling?

So... if this kind of problem does arise, is it one heart pumping, or multiple or even five hearts pumping together?

It's not easy to ask.

Well, in order to enhance mutual friendship and partnership, so as to reach the date of asking this question as soon as possible, Danzo decided to tell a joke to Kakuzu, and everyone had fun together.

"Speaking of which, I came up with a new joke yesterday afternoon, listen to it..."

Don't wait for the corner to stop, Danzo will start again.

"Say... there is a ninja who escaped the pursuit of the Anbu, and finally sneaked into the secret room where the "Sealed Book" is hidden..."

The sealed book is Konoha's forbidden book.

Legend has it that some extremely dangerous and powerful ninjutsu are sealed inside.

Written by Senju Hashirama himself, this sealed book has been passed down to the Second Hokage Senju Tomonama, and the content will continue to be expanded.

"...But the moment he opened the sealed book, he died suddenly, because he had a phobia of cheating books. Hahahaha, how about it, it's funny, ahhahaha!"

Danzo laughed so hard that tears came out.

And Kakudo just looked at him very coldly, and didn't think the joke was funny.

Not only that, but Kakuzu analyzed seriously: "This ninja's strength and IQ should be very low. He obviously doesn't have enough strength to learn S-level ninjutsu. will die."

Accidents where people die due to lack of strength and hastily practiced high-level ninjutsu frequently occurred.

Facts have proved that not everyone is hanging B.

This situation was not alleviated until the major ninja villages set the evaluation grades of E, D, C, B, A...S according to the ratings.

Danzo's laughter stopped abruptly, as if someone had pressed the pause button on him.

"Holy crap..."

Danzo stared at Kakuzu in shock.

"I've been here [in this world] for so long...Only you, Kakuzu, have the brains to understand cold jokes!"

Danzo is very happy.

Finally someone could understand his cold joke.

"Humph......"

Jiaodu snorted coldly, picked up the two cash boxes that Danzang had already prepared beside him, and prepared to open them to count the amount.

He couldn't understand the actual meaning of the so-called "cold joke" of this brat.

"10000, 20000, 30000..."

Jiaodu sat aside, counting the amount of money very seriously, his gesture was awe-inspiring.

It is indeed Naruto's number one money fan.

After counting the money in the first box, Jiaodu opened the second box and started counting.

"A total of 1000 million taels... 500 million taels for each box..." Danzo reminded.

According to the price offered by this world, Junin is worth at least a few million taels.

Elite jonin, it is easy to move 2000 million, or even more than 3000 million taels.

And Asma himself, who has the BUFF of Son of Naruto and Guardian Ninja Warrior, was even offered a high price of 3500 million taels.

If the goal is to step into the movie class, then... the price will be even higher, starting at least 4000 million taels.

"wrong."

Koto put down the box and pointed to the second one.

"Three taels are missing here."

Every corner stretches out his finger, which means that it is greater than 2 and less than 4, and he will count to 3.

"Ok?"

Danzo frowned.

"No way......"

Afterwards, Danzo sat down and began to learn how to count money in Koto.

Sure enough, the box was only 499.9997 taels.

Three taels less.

"Depend on!"

Gritting his teeth bitterly, Danzo took out 3 taels of money from his pocket and made up for it.

After he handed it to Jiaodu, he thought for a while, "Give me a receipt."

"it is good."

Kodotsu nodded, took out a pen, and wrote a note to Danzo. Before he finished writing, Danzo waved his hand and said, "Hey, Mr. Kadotsu, help me add a few zeros after the 3."

After thinking about it, I added 4 0s at the end.

That is 30000 taels.

Danzang accepted the receipt with satisfaction, and later, he would go to his teacher, Qianshou Feijian, for reimbursement.

In other words, the money paid to Jiaodu was less than 3 taels, and I subsidized it myself.

I believe that with an order from Senshoubeijian, the Anbu ninja who was in charge of preparing the money this time will be transferred to Africa...well, Yunyin Village is on a mission.

"Pleasant to work with."

No one has trouble with money, right?

Kakudo shook hands with Danzo blankly, then turned around and left with two boxes.

And Danzo also put up the legs of the half-dead Kusanagi Murakami Shinobi, and dragged him to the laboratory between Senshoubei...

The tenth update of the routine, thank you for your concern

As the title...

From 1:30 to 2:00 in the morning, it is the tenth watch.

Thank you for your concern about the author's physical condition.

In fact, even if you don't code... the author also has symptoms such as anxiety and insomnia...

Therefore, it is better to use these times as codewords.

When coding, you can immerse yourself in the story you have compiled...

The author is such a hard worker...

Um......

As long as there is nothing to do at ordinary times, the author will try to keep up to date...

That's 2 per day.

Chapter 100. Retreat, Chunin Exam

"Danzo hasn't shown up for more than a month."

"Listen to him...he broke through from Dzogchen to Chunin."

"You are stupid, believe his nonsense."

The friends were talking about Danzo.

This month, Danzang shut himself at home, never leaving the door.

The purpose is to strengthen one's own practice... oh, practice.

In fact, Danzo broke through to Chunin early before, but he just didn't have time to practice.

Since solving the incident of the Uchiha Clan opposition, Danzo has fallen into a state of fishing.

Not only has the ninjutsu invention system stopped producing new ninjutsu, but the Chunin realm has also been reluctant to break through.

Just like a diary written by someone, Danzo also conducted a diary introspection on his behavior of fishing.

the following:

11/4

I opened this new diary to urge myself to do more hard work.First of all, one must practice D-level Wind Escape·Breakthrough to C-level Wind Escape·Great Breakthrough.

11/13

Fishing.

11/14

Touch the fish, pick up the chestnut yokan [secret code, Jiaodu].

11/15

Molesting the secretary, fishing.

11/16

Danzo, Danzo, how can you be so depraved!Have you forgotten the practice plan you made earlier?The Master said: "I examine myself three times a day." This can't go on like this!

11/17

Fishing, bullying Uchiha Fire and his sister, watching Uchiha's self-defeating performance.

11/18

Fishing, molesting the secretary, and going out to fight with Sister Li.

……

That's it.

And in the last month of this year, before December 12st.

Danzo finally made up his mind to retreat.

In Danzo, like the protagonist in other fantasy novels, a month has passed...

This month, many things have happened in the ninja world.

For example, the thing about Ikumi finally broke out.

It was because Konoha abducted their ninja [experiment] that Yunyin Village was completely killed.