Naruto Danzo

Danzo pointed to his brain.

"Group hallucinations? Or do you have chickens and ducks that wake up after death? Do you think I haven't seen the rebellious Lu Lu?"

Danzo surrounded Mary, pointing.

Old domineering.

"..."

It took more than ten seconds to reshape her BOSS aura, and Mary showed that weird and coquettish smile again.

"Do you think it really killed me? No...the nightmare is far from over..."

Mary stepped forward, walking slowly, like a noble lady.

However, the playfulness and cold killing intent flickering in her eyes were extremely obvious.

"Next... just die slowly in fear and pain..."

The mirror world turns.

As soon as the scenery in front of Danzo changed, he came to an inexplicable space.

Danzo, who woke up from a trance, opened his eyes.

He found himself lying on the couch... asleep.

After scratching his head, Danzo pressed the button on the sofa, and under the transmission of the hydraulic arm and other mechanical devices... the sofa that had fallen down would stand up again, forming a standard angle of 90 degrees with the seat.

After stretching, Danzo shook the mouse and tapped the keyboard a few times.

The computer screen in front of him lit up.

I looked at the time, it was 7 o'clock in the morning.

Danzo started his daily routine.

Go to Bilibili first to see if the UP you follow has been updated.

Then, he opened the quiz, went up and yelled at Fang Qiu, and finally scolded: After all, the other respondents were S beeps.

then.

Danzang giggled a few times, and then opened the button group to see what new cerebral palsy behaviors the sand sculpture netizens had.

Chapter 1620. You Have a Mental Illness

After scanning all kinds of websites and social software.

Danzo got up and took a shower.

After that, sit in front of the computer, pick up Wangzai Lactobacillus... and drink it.

After taking a sip, Danzo put down Wangzai with a black face, took a mechanical keyboard and red switch worth 100 yuan, and started a day's work——

numbers.

That's right, Danzo is actually an author of web articles.

The biggest wish is to eat and wait to die.

Choosing to become this profession is naturally optimistic about its prospect of eating and waiting to die.

Earn more and earn less, at least you don't have to work part-time.

"It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life!"

Thinking of the leader's statement that he would not work after he was released from prison, Danzo was in a great mood.

"That's how a person should be. There's no point in working part-time. Just lie down...just lie down..."

After a crackling codeword.

Tuanzang uploaded two chapters with a total of 12 words before 4000:[-] noon.

after that.

He went downstairs, rode on his beloved electric scooter, and walked slowly to the vegetable market.

After finishing lunch, Danzo began to take a nap.

"People are like iron, rice is like steel, if you don't sleep for a while, you will get tired and panic!"

After Danzang shouted the slogan, he fell asleep and it was four o'clock in the afternoon.

Danzo, who woke up, got up and continued to code.

When it was around 12 o'clock in the evening, Danzo, who had finished watching the movie, finished chasing, and read the novel to recharge himself, turned off the lights and went to sleep.

......

The next day.

Danzo repeats the same thing, but with a slight difference.

Sometimes he eats breakfast.

Sometimes, don't eat.

Sometimes, it is Wangzai Lactobacillus... Sometimes, it is cheap Yili carton milk, which depends on income.

of course.

The most crucial thing is...

Danzo has no mother.

no girlfriend.

No friends either.

A bed, a computer, and an internet cable.

This is Danzo's whole life.

As the saying goes: The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water.

Sand sculpture netizens on the Internet are the gentleman friends of Danzang.

This kind of life...Danzo is very satisfying...very satisfied.

until a certain day.

After Danzo picked up the document from the beep [beep——], and took out Naruto's new novel...

"..."

Danzo put down the book in his hand, staring straight in front of him in a daze.

He seemed to...remember something.

It was like having a dream.

"I remember... I was confronting that old bitch who wasn't dead... that is to say, that old bitch, Bloody Mary, invaded my...dream? "

While Danzo was thinking about this, familiar and unfamiliar faces passed by.

I am familiar with it because Danzang meets with several old security guards every day.

It is unfamiliar because Danzang rarely talks to the security guards.

There are also coming and going, residents of the community.

To be honest, until now, Danzo doesn’t even know his neighbors.

He is such a person who likes to be alone.

Because the world is so boring.

No matter how strong human beings are, they are at most ordinary people, and it is impossible to move mountains and seas.

In this case, why not immerse yourself in the world of Two Stingy Apes with infinite fantasy?

After returning home, Danzang turned on the computer, and took a [-]-virus first when he came up.

After browsing for a period of time, Danzo found that this dream was quite realistic.

There is no difference from memory.

of course.

This world has Naruto manga though.

But it is not the world of Naruto, but the earth that created Naruto's works.

Just when Danzo was going to continue reading other materials...

The phone in my pocket rang.

Danzo picked it up and pressed the answer button: "Hello, I don't buy a house, I don't trade in stocks, I don't buy insurance..."

After rejecting Sanlian very skillfully, Danzo planned to hang up the number.

However, a woman's voice sounded from the other side.

"Hey, Zhang San, why are you talking nonsense again, come quickly, you should come to the hospital to buy medicine today."

Zhang San?

How dare I return Li Si!

When Danzo was thinking about these things, his eyes suddenly became dizzy...

Then, something disappeared from his mind.

When Danzang hung up the phone and took out his ID card...

Suddenly discovered.

The name on the ID card was impressively written with the word "Zhang San".

"Huh? This is..."

Danzo felt vague for a while, as if he couldn't remember many things.

"I'm Zhang San...I'm Zhang San?"

After taking the ID card and the key mobile phone, Danzo went out.

He came to the bus station and took the No. 3 bus.

After 15 minutes, we arrived in the crowded city, 3 kilometers away.

After getting off the bus, the four big characters of "Central Hospital" on the opposite side are hung on the roof.

Here is the hospital where the psychiatrist on the phone is located.

Enter the building, walk along the corridor, and after opening the door, the other party is already waiting for him.

"Come on, sit down."

A female doctor about 30 years old greeted Danzo very familiarly.

That expression...as if Danzo has been here many times.

"Zhang San, how do you feel about your condition recently?"

"Illness? What illness?"

Danzo vaguely felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell.

"Alas...it happens every time..."

The female doctor shook her head, and handed the case in front of her to Danzo.

Danzo opened the medical record, which recorded the diseases he had suffered.

And the female doctor also explained in a timely manner.

"You are Zhang San, you don't have a mother, this incident has left you with a lifetime of psychological shadow...Because of this incident, you have been obsessed with your inner world, never in contact with outsiders, all the year round Choosing to stay at home is a true reflection of your heart."

"As an anime lover, you like to write novels, and you make a living as an online writer. More than half a year ago, you wrote a book called "Naruto Danzo"... the male protagonist in it, Shimura Danzo, doing whatever he wants in the book...is a typical YY fantasy novel."

"As for you, you brought yourself into it, and your mental state began to deteriorate continuously at that time... You often fantasize yourself as the hero, thinking that you can form seals, release ninjutsu, and sometimes My girlfriend also has a dog named...Kotaro..."

The female doctor glanced at Danzo and sighed.