Naruto Danzo

Use Liuwei as a bargaining chip, and set a small goal first. For example, I will start with a price of [-] million yuan.

"Actually, you can add a 0."

Turning to bed Xiaochun opened his mouth, saying that we can start with 10 billion.

Good enough!

If Liuwei is a useless slug, maybe Danzo will agree.

But I worked so hard to get to Kirigakure, and finally cheated Uchiha Madara.

What the hell are you two asking me to return it?

Turning to bed Koharu and Mito Menyan didn't even know that Kirigakure Village was actually under Uchiha Madara's control.

For Uchiha Madara, even if it is 100 billion, he will not frown even when he is burning and playing.

It wasn't his money anyway.

Uchiha Madara really regards money as dung.

The two of you...fuck it, let Uchiha Madara exchange Yoneda for Liuwei.

That old man must be happy!

"No~~~."

Danzo waved his hands, expressing his determination not to do so.

"There is no benefit in selling tailed beasts... Remember when we seized the "Decapitating Sword" in Wuyin Village?Redeemed Wuyin Village, and then killed our companions with a beheading sword... Interesting? "

Not interesting.

There is only one six tails.

But there are tens of millions of money.

This is like exchanging a Mani orb that can conjure any treasure for a piece of candy.

How stupid do you have to be to do such a thing?

Danzo resolutely opposed it and returned Liuwei as a bargaining chip to Kirigard.

Mitomonyan's son is still training with Danzo, so he is embarrassed to refute.

Zhuanzhu Xiaochun is the ultimate dog licking, as long as she thinks what Danzo said makes sense, she will definitely support it.

So, everyone looked at Danzo together, expecting him to have something to say.

Since Liuwei will not return it to Kirigakure, at least there must be a reason and development prospect for keeping it.

That is...

Draw pie.

"Let Conan come in..."

Danzo beckoned.

Activated his nirvana.

Chapter 1686. Goddess does not pull O

After the Shinigami elementary school student came in, Danzo's consciousness switched over.

He immediately declared in public what Liuwei could do.

To sum it up in one sentence -

Efficient and environmentally friendly.

Saving the planet is everyone's responsibility.

The tragedy of destroying the environment is still vivid in the memory of Danzo's previous life.

Even in this world, the Land of Winds is an example.

1000 years ago, the Land of the Winds was very fertile.

According to Naruto's official novel "Gaara Secret Biography" description.

Kaguya Otsutsuki ruled the ninja world in the Land of the Wind thousands of years ago.

As for why the Kingdom of Wind has turned into a desert for 1000 years.

"It must be that the people at that time were unrestrained and destroyed the environment!!"

If Konoha continues like this, within a hundred years, there will be sandstorms every day, and he will squint his eyes when he goes out.

Shinigami elementary school student: "This is a good project that benefits the country and the people! It is something that only the garbage disposal machine Liuwei can do! Because the tailed beast is immortal, it can coexist with us humans and achieve a win-win situation for human tailed beasts!"

after.

Ma Ma no longer has to worry about problems such as non-degradable plastics.

As long as Liuwei spit out acid mist and acid liquid, there will be no more garbage.

Danzang's awareness of environmental protection is very advanced.

Some people may think that Danzo is alarmist.

Not so.

According to the reason why the Land of Winds "really" turned into a desert...

The place where Otsutsuki Kaguya is located, that is, the country of the wind, has become a desert because of the "sacred tree".

The body of the sacred tree is the small ten tails.

Otsutsuki Kaguya and Otsutsuki planted Xiaojuo in the Land of Wind.

Years later, Xiao Shiwei grew up and became a sacred tree.

The sacred tree blossomed and bore fruit, absorbing all the nutrients from the surrounding land.

The geology of the entire country is thus altered.

If it weren't for Kaguya to deal with Otsuki Kinshi and Otsutsu Kinkaki, the entire planet would be completely depleted and deserted.

This is what happens to planets conquered by Otsutsuki! !

The greedy Otsutsuki clan, after exhausting one planet, immediately moved to the next planet!

It can be seen that the crisis of the future of the earth is actually the crisis of desertification.

There are always rogue aliens who want to destroy the environment!

"..."

Everyone was dumbfounded by Danzo's words.

I thought to myself: Edogawa Conan can really talk about it, it's all about environmental protection issues 1000 years ago...

But they also thought that if Konoha were to become deserted like the Land of Winds, it would indeed be a big problem.

Although you can't see it clearly in a short time, the benefits of benefiting future generations over a long period of time...everyone still understands it.

And it was Danzo's soul torture that finally finalized this proposal.

"Everyone... don't you all need to shit?"

This is a matter of taste.

It is also a fatal attack that makes all the high-ranking people here unable to answer.

As soon as the elementary school student's words came out, everyone looked very embarrassed.

Even the goddess of the public, so-and-so, didn't jump out and say: I don't shit~!

For example, some people always think that goddesses don't need poop.

However, today, suddenly someone [Danzo] told them!

Goddesses also want to shit, it's the extent of the collapse of the three views! !

and also......

In fact, there is no Santa Claus at Christmas, Santa Claus is pretended by others.

The Third Hokage is not the strongest Hokage either, the strongest Hokage is Senju Hashirama.

Namikaze Minato can't swing Kunai 50 heads in a second. If he can, Kirabi, who can open 55 with Namikaze Minato in his teens, can also get 50 heads in a second.

No, Kirabi is eight knives.

8X50=400.

Kirabi kills 400 heads in a second, kills all Kirigard in 10 seconds, and kills all the ninjas in Sain in 10 seconds, um.

"Master Xiaochun, you said... am I right?"

Danzo, possessed by Conan, had a cheerful smile of a good boy on his face.

Soul questioning from Danzo.

"Um???"

Xiaochun, who was called by the Shinigami primary school student, tilted her head to show that she didn't hear clearly.

The goddess of the public, Xiaochun who turned to bed, and Licking Dog has N reinforcement groups.

And this torture also attracted the attention of everyone present.

"I mean......"

The Reaper elementary school student adjusted his glasses, reflecting a white light.

"Everyone wants to shit..."

The Reaper elementary school students spread their hands.

"You... don't you shit?"

The words first sparked silence.

Then, in the "Hokage Building Conference Room", almost everyone screamed.

"No! Butterfly~~~~~!!!"

"Stop it, Edogawa Conan, stop it~~!!"

"Master Xiaochun! Can't answer, definitely can't answer~~!!!"

When Danzo proposed soul torture.

Someone started screaming.

Some people's eyes were bloodshot, and they grinned with horror.

Some people hugged their heads and bumped them against the table.

Others started to howl like ghosts and wolves.

Apparently, most people were devastated.

Because this is a question that cannot be said, seen, heard, answered, or described.

Once violated, the SAN value will be lost crazily.

"No, I never did."

A salesperson smirked like a bearded lady and turned to Xiaochun, and answered the question very naturally.

"..."

Immediately, the movements of all the maddened people stopped.

The scene... was silent.

The silence of naked fruit, the silence of no clothes.

All sounds disappeared without a trace.

It was as if someone had cast a silence spell on the classroom.

next moment.