Naruto Danzo

There was a fierce smile on the opponent's face.

This is something only ninjas who have lived in the desert know.

"A lot of idiots ran to the Land of the Wind, but died in the desert because of such ridiculous things. Don't want too many~."

"Sorry, I'm the original flavor party."

Kakuto said that he doesn't like sugar in his tea.

and......

Because Kakudo didn't know about this before, he entered the sea of ​​sand with confidence, and almost died in the end~! ! !

Shame!

Shame of a lifetime! !

Even if there are grievances, Jiaodu still has organs such as heart, brain, and lungs. At best, he is a strange human being with a long lifespan.

But after all, it is still not out of the category of not being a human being.

I almost died because of such a trivial matter without fighting the enemy. This is the dark history of Chi Guoguo~! !

The horns are furious~.jpg~!

"so......"

The corners regained their composure in an instant.

"You are here to interview me, and you are going to ask me, this crooked nut, what do you think and how do you evaluate the Kingdom of the Wind?"

"Don't be so stupid~!!"

The other party shouted angrily.

"You broke into one of the oases...and the kind-hearted woman who fed you tea! The lady who kept you alive is also my lover! It turned into this person who is neither human nor ghost!!"

He pointed out.

It was the one beside him who was more than 3 meters tall, like a big...big monster that came out of Resident Evil.

"Okay, I'm so sorry...that's not what I meant..."

Jiao Du said slowly.

"Your wife is indeed a good person. If it weren't for her, I might have died in the desert... To repay her, I transformed her... transformed her into a life beyond The superman of humanity...you could also call it the "new human". "

"Put-your-brewed-fart-!"

The other was hopping and cursing.

Then start crying.

"You f*ck...you devil! When I got home...I just realized that my wife has turned into an O-human Shura! The whole oasis... ...Everyone...was given to O by her... woo woo woo..."

A big man, crying like a little girl.

He is really sad.

The big monster 3 meters away seemed to be aware of his emotions, so he turned sideways and gently stroked his head with his broad fingers.

After that, his mood improved a lot.

After sobbing a few times, he raised his head and looked at Kakuzu with red eyes: "Tell me, you devil, how are you going to die?"

The next moment, Kakuzu stretched out his hand and stopped the opponent.

"I know a guy...a very interesting guy [Danzo] who once told me a few stories."

"Huh?" The other party was taken aback.

Those stories can be summed up in two words, that is... "Zui Dun".

According to Shimura Danzo himself, he brainwashed Shimura Yui into a younger brother in just three sentences.

Well, what a child in Shimura Danzo can do, of course Kakuzu-san can do it too.

"Cough cough..."

After coughing a few times, Kakuzu began to think.

What is the mouth, what are the ingredients, whether to seal or not... These things have begun to be reviewed.

It would be great if he could defeat others without fighting, and take this 3-meter-high monster as his younger brother.

Kakudo's gaze at the big monster suddenly became hot.

Kakudu was even imagining it already.

At that time... Should I put on a maid outfit for the big monster in front of me like Danzo put on a maid outfit for the bearded lady?

Use this to increase conspicuousness and irony.

Since it was the first time to use mouth escape, Jiaodu began to think about his own words.

"I......"

"I?"

The word, professed, seems to have magic.The avengers of Hidden Sand Village opened their eyes wide.

"call out!"

Jiaodu stretched out his hands, as if embracing the heaven and the earth:

"I am Di Yuanyu's true son, and Di Yuanyu's orthodox heir...Since this is the case...you dare to attack "Zhen", what does this mean! ? "

Chapter 211. Making Zombies in Hidden Sand Village

"I didn't expect that I would be persecuted by traitors!"

Koto's voice began to choke.

——Although it's a bit fake.

"At this time, where is my loyal minister?"

other side:"......"

"However, even if everyone betrays me, I am still... In any case, I must become the... leader of Earth Resentment."

"Come on! Rebels! Take action against me! But I will not give in! Why don't you attack me? Pick up your weapon and fight me to the bitter end! Since you won't take it, then I will take it!"

Under the dazed and puzzled eyes of the other party, Jiaodu announced loudly again: "In the name of the leader of Earth Resentment Yu, I will ban the Taidao in your hand!"

Kakuto snatched the opponent's sword from the opponent's hand.

Don't ask for the other person's opinion.

At this moment, the expression on the other party's face became dull and bewildered.

"You... still have big monsters to obey orders!"

The horns held a machete and pointed at the two of them.

"By God's blessing, the leader said: Sinner... You, and the big guy, will follow me as a sinner, and make atonement for my sins. Erase your sins and restore your glory!"

The next moment, the other party suddenly woke up.

He kept nodding, obviously taught.

"Although you are criminals, there is a possibility to change your past and become good... After all, the Yu clan still needs manpower, and my road to national restoration also needs soldiers..."

Jiao Du's words moved the other party to tears, and they almost knelt down.

Even the big monsters roared.

"I am the leader, the leader of the Yu Clan... That is to say, I cannot live for myself, but for the well-being of my people... This is the style of the king, brand new series, Heaven Breaker and Chaos..."

The other party suddenly realized, and finally said a word on his purplish face:

"Jiaodu~~! I'll spoil you!"

In the next second, the ninja from Hidden Sand Village rushed forward with his big monster lover.

......

When Danzo saw Kakuto again, it was that afternoon.

"Huh? Master Jiaodu, why did you come back after just walking for half a day?"

Kakuto sits in Konoha's very famous corner izakaya.

Holding a glass in his hand, he was drinking a dull wine.

His body was tattered, most of his mask was missing, and he looked disheveled.

The terrifying and resentful Kakuto exuded from his body, causing others to avoid him.

Seeing Danzo passing by arrogantly with his hands in his pockets, Kakudo didn't speak.

Just staring at him.

Those green eyes could literally burst into flames~~.

Danzo was so frightened by this look that he covered his little heart and took a few steps back.

"Master Kokaku, don't look at me like that...you should know..."

Gollum.

Danzo swallowed.

"The last [Kakuto] who looked at the protagonist like this...has been rubbed to death with a ball~."

Danzo raised a hand, pretending that he could spin pills.

"Shimura Danzo."

"Ok?"

"I found it."

"Found what?"

"I found out... you're a fucking bastard!"

After Kakudu's description, Danzo knew his previous experience.

Danzo's expression was puzzled at first, then surprised, and finally rolled on the ground laughing.

"Ahahahahaha~!!!"

Seeing Danzo rolling around and laughing out of tears, Kakudo really wanted to blast Danzo to death with a strange face explosion!

However, it is a pity!

That big monster has explosive combat power~! !

Not only is it extremely powerful, but its ability to regenerate is also terrifying! !

The four masked monsters in Jiaodu were all killed by it!

At that time, Kakudo was shocked and angry, and death... was so close to him again.

With only one heart left, Kakuzu fought with it for a long time by relying on his invincible physical defense Earth Spear.

In the end, after struggling with the last trace of Chakra, he counter-killed him and fell to the ground.

After much deliberation, Kakuzu finally chose to return to Konoha.

After all, in terms of security, this place is probably the safest place in the whole ninja world.

If it doesn't work, just squat at the entrance of the laboratory in the extremely safe Qianshoubeijian, and everything will be fine.

"Master Jiaodu, you should actually be the leader. The weak point of zombies is the head."

After laughing, Danzo wiped the corners of his eyes and stood up.

The ground resents Yu.

This kind of ninjutsu that can create strange things.

There was a deviation in that experiment in Jiaodu.

The subject not only loses his mind, but even turns into a monster that eats O.