Naruto Danzo

This life is full of ups and downs.

The major events that will happen in the future are recalled from the memory of the mind.

Danzo snapped his fingers and began to settle one by one.

"Uchiha Madara's defection...the end of the Valley War...the first Five Kages Conference...the birth of Tsunade...the first generation hiccups... World War I..."

From this year, Danzo has been counting until the finale of Kaguya Otsutsuki!

He discovered that, in fact, many major events had little to do with him.

"Oh grass!"

Danzo stopped, his eyes widened.

"That is to say... my ninja life has been consummated up to now?! Can I eat and wait to die in the future?!"

Forget about Danzo, many major events are the same with him or without him!

A lack of him is a lot, and an excess of him is not much.

"Maybe I should dig a hole and build an underground shelter. I can't get out of it all the time. As long as the prince and Erzhu save the world after more than half a century, I can come out to pick up bottle caps!"

True Radiation Ninja 5, Konoha Steel Brotherhood.

Danzo was ecstatic in his heart.

Because of the excitement, the passers-by noticed Danzo's abnormality.

They thought...is the child sick...

"Cough cough..."

Danzo coughed, suppressing the excitement in his heart.

"Calm down, be calm..."

After that, the happy Danzo in the fat house hummed a little tune and walked towards the ninja school.

......

In the afternoon, before the bell rang for the first lesson.

Danzo walked into the classroom.

As soon as he came in, he found Hiruzaru Sarutobi with a doggy and submissive look.

"That... Danzo."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi turned his body sideways and swam over like a crab walking.

"Ok?"

"Although your sexual orientation is very advanced, I'm sorry, but I still hope to only be friends with you..."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi held his fingers together, lowered his head and said in a low voice.

Chapter 61. Mud Triumph

"what?"

Danzo was taken aback for a moment, and then realized what was going on.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Rolling his eyes, Danzo said that he only said that he liked men to fool Zhuan Xiaochun.

You, Sarutobi Hiruzen, are too upright! !

"Oh, hehe, that's good."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi raised his head and smiled.

It seems silly to Danzo.

"Then, that...Danzo, why did you reject Koharu? Although Koharu's appearance is not a beautiful girl who makes people get nosebleeds at first glance, but at least he is [-]-[-] with Uchiha Yoko?"

"..."

Danzo doesn't understand.

He doesn't know what a "beautiful girl who makes people nosebleed at first sight" is.

Probably, because I like the wife of the paper man.

"Probably... it's because I'm silver [white] hair control."

Danzo casually made up a reason.

I like words like paper man's wife, others will definitely not understand.

According to his observation, there is basically no silver-haired beautiful girl in Muye Yin Village.

Therefore, this reason is enough to fool the past.

"Oh~~~."

Sarutobi Hiruzen stretched out the emphasis.

"Then it will be difficult for you to marry a wife in the future..."

Sarutobi Hizan shook his head.

"I'm afraid I can only find it from Wuyin Village..."

As we all know, there are many girls with long silver hair in Wuyin Village.

For example, the Kaguya clan has a certain probability of producing silver-haired girl papers.

And it is said that the Minazuki clan also has a woman with long silver hair, Barabara...

There are even more ghost lamps...

Hey, no, the Ghost Lanterns are somewhat blue.

"Our Konoha Hatake family seems to be able to do it too...but their family is always a single lineage, and they only have boys..."

"Hey, hey, it's getting too far."

Danzo waved his hand, interrupting Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Finding a woman at a young age is not bad!

The teacher told us that puppy love is wrong!

We must use our vigorous youth to study hard!

Danzo sat back on his seat, picked up the textbook and began to review it seriously.

Sarutobi Hiruzen said that he didn't want to review, and said something inhuman: "The knowledge in the textbook is very simple... I will remember everything after the teacher teaches it once."

"Pfft~~~!"

Danzo almost vomited blood.

This is the god of learning, the god of learning that people can't understand.

Don't look at Sarutobi Hiruzen on the surface, but because he can master more than a thousand kinds of ninjutsu in the original work, he is really a god of learning!

The world of learning gods is something we scumbags can't understand!

Danzo began to chase people away.

"Ni Zukai! I don't want to see you!"

After driving Sarutobi Hiruzen away, Danzo began to scan the books line by line.

But in fact, he was thinking in his heart, how to complete the test given by Qianshoubanjian.

"Group, group, group..."

Danzo wondered if he should simply say to the whole class: "Miscellaneous cultivators, it is your honor to be able to serve this king."

Forehead......

Probably, it won't work.

At this time, Teacher Yumiko walked into the classroom, Danzo put down his thoughts, got up and handed over the biscuits.

"Teacher, here."

Danzo handed over a portion of Eru Zhibo biscuits.

Yumiko was stunned for a moment, but she didn't expect that the child actually did what he said, and went to the gathering place of the Uchiha clan to buy sesame cakes.

However, what Yumiko thought more about was whether the Uchiha clan embarrass Danzo.

After all, Danzo first killed Uchiha with a thousand-year kill.

After that, he insisted on letting Uchiha Yoko be his follower.

Chapter 62. Methods

"Yes, why not? Even Uchiha Madara, the patriarch of the Uchiha clan, came to make a fuss about me."

Of course, it is impossible for Danzo to say that.

"It's okay, teacher, please use it slowly."

After the good boy Danzo finished speaking, he turned and walked towards his seat.

"what?"

Suddenly, he spotted a figure.

"Yoko Uchiha, do you still have the face?"

Danzo found a wild Uchiha Yoko.

"The head of your family didn't pick up your pants again, hehe."

Danzo smirked a few times.

"You still say it!" Uchiha Yoko looked ashamed and indignant, looking very distressed.

She was ashamed to see people.

At noon, Uchiha Madara insisted that she had a mark on her body.

Where are the people asking?

Uchiha Madara held back for a long time and said it was on PP.

As a result, Uchiha Yoko was dragged into a hut to check PP in public.

This is great, she suddenly became a well-known figure in the clan.

Those younger than her, even the same age or older children, laughed at her because of this incident.

"Then, then...you don't really have a mark on your body..."

The guilty Danzo asked weakly.

"There's a fart!"

Uchiha Yoko glared fiercely with a coquettish face.

"Oh~~."

Danzo's tactics fell back, and it was immediately clear.

It seems that ordinary Gou Yu Sharingan cannot see that mark.

At this point, Danzo's heart was settled, and he began to swear by the way.

"Actually, you have to understand."

Danzo said seriously.

"Understand what?" Uchiha Yoko asked angrily.

"Your patriarch has been single for so many years, it is not incomprehensible to have some abnormal habits... I remember that this kind of grown man likes young girls... the book says it is called Luo Lycon! Mmm! Lolicon~~~!"

Danzo said that he can be careful.