Naruto Danzo

Soon, a greeting card was written and pasted on the scroll.

Then......

Turning to bed Xiaochun smiled.

Smile very cheerfully, smile very nicely.

When Turning Sleeping Xiaochun walked out of the room, he was holding the scroll in his left hand.

right hand...

An unnatural twist begins.

Like a parasitic beast, he picked up the fruit knife on the table with his right hand, and put it into the ninja tool bag with a flash of cold light...

......

Today is Valentine's Day.

Tuanzang tasted tea in the Dabie Wilderness.

Sarutobi Hiruzen returned after practicing in Monkey Mountain for more than a month.

He was very excited to talk about his experience in Monkey Mountain with Danzo.

When Danzo heard that Hiruzaru Sarutobi had really become the Monkey King, and those monkeys really liked Teacher Gong Ona's "Golden Cudgel", he almost spit out.

Ok.

Anyway, it's gratifying.

But the problem is...

Why did you bring your daughter-in-law here?

Sarutobi Hiruzen's daughter-in-law is naturally Lake Biwa.

Oh don't get me wrong.

The two are not yet married, and Danzo arbitrarily identified it.

But from Danzo's point of view, this pair is much more stable than that of Qianshou Angxing.

At first glance, it looks like a man and a woman, and they are a good match.

Can give birth to a lot of big fat boys.

One of them is Konoha Eight Colors Crayon Shin-chan, and the other is Sarutobi Asma.

but......

Danzo made a calculation.

A terrible thing was discovered.

That is: If you calculate Konoha Maru's age, and then deduce the age of Konoha Maru's father...

According to the timetable of the original book.

When Danzo was 60 years old, Konoha Maru was born.

Suppose Konohamaru's father is 25 years old this year.Well, at the age of 25, I gave birth to Konoha Maru with my wife.

It shows that Danzo is 35 years older than Konohamaru's father.

This year, Danzo is 18 years old.

"That is to say, if this is the case, then Hiruzaru Sarutobi had a son around the age of 35..."

The corner of Danzo's mouth twitched.

It's too late for you to marry and have children.

Even if you think that Konoha Maru's father was 30 years old and his wife gave birth to Konoha Maru.

Nadanzo is also 30 years older than Konohamaru's father.

"That is to say, based on this calculation, Hiruzaru Sarutobi will have to wait another 12 years before giving birth to his first child."

Chapter 450. I am not suitable for her, she insists on giving me a Valentine's Day gift, what should I do, wait online, urgent

Then, there is the part of dog abuse.

Gouzi Kotaro lay beside him, watching Hiruzaru Sarutobi and Lake Biwa flirt with each other.

"Woooooooo~! Woooooooo~!"

【snort!Stupid human beings! 】

Danzo: "..."

Then, Turning Sleep Xiaochun appeared.

She went straight to the door, kicked the door open, and looked around. Today's enchantment didn't work.

She walked over and sat down.

Bing Yu, who was forced to work as a maid with the tea next to her, suddenly trembled, and poured the tea on Sarutobi's face.

There's no way, Bing Yu's impression of Zhuanzhu Xiaochun is too deep.

In her opinion, this crazy woman is really sick!

"Um?!"

Butler Mishima saw the maid Bingyu killed again, so he stared tactically on the spot and wanted to hang Bingyu up.

But in view of the fact that there was a more terrifying sleepover Koharu here, Mishima immediately turned off the fire, and hid behind Danzo at the same time as Bing Yu.

Don't say you can't beat it.

Even if you can fight, you dare not fight.

Turning to bed Koharu is the disciple of the Second Hokage Senshou Kaijian, and Mishima's heart is bright.

This cannot be offended.

After Zhuanzhu Koharu came over, he didn't look at Danzo, but sat at a table with Sarutobi Hiruzen and Biwako and started talking.

This made Danzo a little confused.

This woman has a conspiracy.

What is she here for?

Why don't you just drive her away!

Oh no, Lake Biwa is here.

Doing this by yourself will leave a bad impression on Lake Biwa, and there will be no way to persecute Asma in the future.

It seems that it would be nice for Asma to call me godfather?

"Be my son! Asma!"

Danzo thought about some and nothing.

After going to bed, Xiaochun didn't talk to him, and Danzo simply ignored her.

He even got up and went into the house directly, and went to do his own thing.

In fact, when Danzo is free, he also likes to cultivate his sentiments.

How to cultivate.

Of course it is to practice calligraphy.

Using wild cursive, write big characters on the scroll... "dog".

Dog, on behalf of live.

Aren't many people called Gousheng?

On behalf of cheap bones, easy to raise.

In fact, the world of Naruto has a similar saying.

For good care.

Those parents would name their sons, "Maru".

That's right, pills = dog leftovers, dog eggs.

Such as Orochimaru.

It means big snake dog leftover, big snake dog egg.

In fact, Orochimaru's parents were very prescient.

In the original book, Orochimaru's parents passed away very early. Their names must be very aggressive and cool, so they are too difficult to raise, so they passed away at a young age.

The two parents, who knew that their sons could not be short-lived, dedicated the best blessings in their lives to their sons.

Orochimaru... Orochi dog leftover, Orochi dog egg.

And Orochimaru, because the name is too strong and easy to raise, directly went to blogger biography.

The same reason.

The meaning of Konoha Maru is Konoha dog egg, Konoha dog leftover.

Why did Konoha Maru's parents name their son this.

Of course it's because Konohamaru's parents, like Orochimaru's parents, have gorgeous names.

The name is gorgeous, but if the fate cannot bear it, he will die early.

In order to prevent their son from following in the same footsteps, in the name of love, they were given an easy-to-raise name.

of course.

The word "wan" cannot 100% prevent death.

For example, Kidomaru's life is not hard.

However, Danzo believes that this is not a mistake of the word "Maru", but a problem with Kidomaru's parents.

Your son is obviously born [emphasis] is a spider spirit, how can he be called a dog?

This is even more excessive than pointing a deer as a horse.

Adaptation is not random making up, joking is not nonsense, you want to apologize to all the idiots!

When Danzo wrote the 450th word "dog", someone outside finally couldn't help it.

"Shimura Danzo."

Outside the window, Lake Biwa spoke with a serious face.

Danzo pouted helplessly and stood up from the table.

Lake Biwa can be firm or soft, but Yujie can be a wife. When she speaks, she is like a sister-in-law who is not angry and arrogant.

Very bold, but also very majestic.

Lake Biwa is one year older than Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen.

In addition, he has worked in Anbu for a long time, and as a medical ninja, he saves lives and heals the wounded, so he has a special temperament.

"What's your order, sister-in-law?"

Danzo bowed his hand and knew the rules very well.

There was no abnormal color on Biwako's face, neither blushing nor shy.

This composure is really a strange woman.

This can't help but remind Danzo of Uzumaki Mito.

"Come and sit down with me, too."

Biwako gestured towards Danzo's seat.

"Xiaochun, she has been waiting for you for a long time."

Mishima and Bing Yu followed behind Danzang, and the two scoundrels rolled their eyes and understood.