"Stop, stop, stop! You! How can you insult people's innocence out of thin air!"
Gu Xing pulled Paimeng out of Hu Tao's arms, and didn't touch anything that shouldn't be touched at all, after all, the hall master was so young that there were almost none.
Holding Paimon in his palm, he looked at it for himself.
"Paimon, let me ask you, why did you say you have a baby?"
"I heard that after having a baby, you will lose your appetite, and you will vomit later."
Paimon scratched his face, blushing a little and said.
You blush a bubble teapot!
"But we didn't do anything!"
"Have you forgotten? That night, Ying fell asleep and I was singing. But you suddenly pulled him over and stabbed him desperately, and you didn't stop when he screamed for pain!"
Zhongli's gaze became meaningful, and he was already considering contacting the nearby Qianyan Army!
After thinking about it for a while, Gu Xing remembered the situation that day, and couldn't help feeling a little speechless.
Seeing that everyone's eyes were strange, even Ying's eyes began to change, and she quickly explained.
"Actually, Paimon sang in the middle of the night and disturbed my sleep with Ying, so I tickled her to punish her..."
Looking at the half-belief in everyone's eyes, Gu Xing smiled wryly, it's really hard to explain this kind of thing.
But at this time, Ying patted Gu Xing's palm.
Gu Xing turned his head to look, Ying's eyes were full of trust.
Gu Xing suddenly felt that it didn't matter, as long as Ying trusted him.
Of course Ying trusts Gu Xing. In Mond, Noel Lisa has a good impression of Gu Xing, but Gu Xing has always kept a safe distance and never crossed it. How could he do that to Paimon now.
And I'm right by his side, if I have anything to ask myself, it's not that I don't give it to him, it's just that the bad guy keeps saying what to say, wait, there is a lot of time, and sometimes I can't help it But he reined in the precipice.
At first, she also thought that Gu Xing had something to hide from men, but later she realized that she was worrying too much, this bad guy is ridiculously strong!
Ying looked at Gu Xing's side face, thinking that if she raped him, forget it!
Gu Xing didn't notice Ying's bold thoughts at all, he just felt that as long as he had Ying's support, he would not be afraid of anything now.
Suddenly, a flash of light flashed through his mind, and he thought of it.You will know if there is a baby to check.
Although he didn't care about it anymore, he didn't want to take the blame. What if Hu Tao lost his mind and wanted to hold a wedding for himself and Paimeng in the Hall of Rebirth.
"Ahem, I thought of it, if there is anything wrong with Paimon, let's go to Bubulu to check it."
At this moment, Zhongli also felt that things were not as he thought, after all, the difference in body size was too great.And he felt that Gu Xing was not that kind of person.
nodded.
"It makes sense, then let's go."
Everyone seconded their opinions one after another, and they had no intention of going back to Fighting the Landlords at all. Just kidding, fighting the Landlords is not as fun as eating melons.
At this time, everyone was already full, Gu Xing felt a little sorry to see half of the dishes left on the table, and quickly asked the waiter to pack them.Ready to go back to Paimon to eat.Biqu e
Putting the packed meals in the Hall of Rebirth, Gu Xing spent half an hour cooking seven cups of milk tea before walking towards Bu Bu Lu.
There were no guests in Bubulu at this time, when everyone walked into Bubulu, only Qiqi was waiting at the counter.
"Welcome to Bubulu, I'm Qiqi."
Paimon looked at Qiqi and was taken aback.
"Wow, there is actually a zombie in Bubulu!"
Qiqi wasn't surprised by Paimeng's reaction, but explained in a stuttering manner.
"Qiqi already...died once. Later...she was saved by a fairy...so she is...a zombie."
Ying pulled Gu Xing's arm.
"It's so amazing, it's worthy of being the "Land of Gods". "
Gu Xing didn't respond, Ying turned her head to look, and found that Gu Xing was looking at Qiqi without blinking.
Seeing clearly, the souls of Gu Xing (Luo) and (Li) love (control) are burning.
Ying was a little speechless, she knew from Diona and Keli that Gu Xing liked little girls very much, but she didn't expect to meet another one in Bubulu, and she was a young loli.
Ying pulled Gu Xing again to wake him up from his sluggish state, but she would not be jealous, Gu Xing has always doted on little loli.It's not that she has any shy thoughts, otherwise Ying would have interrupted one of Gu Xing's dog legs long ago.
Gu Xing came back to his senses, looked at Qi Qi in front of him, grabbed Pai Meng, and said.
"Uh...Qiqi, can you help me check this Xiaodong...is she pregnant?"
"Yes..."
"Then please."
"However, you also have to help Qiqi, that's only fair."
Gu Xing: "..."
It's coming, I and others really can't escape the fate of looking for coconut sheep.
"But it's normal for shop assistants to help customers!"
Paimon was full of energy and complained, and he didn't look like he had a baby at all.
Zhong Li didn't care.
"Hehe... It's okay, such an equal relationship is also good. In Liyue, the art of trading is empathy."
Gu Xing squinted at Zhongli.
Could Zhongli be a lolicon just like himself?
Seeing that everyone agreed, Qiqi said.
"Then please... go to Tianheng Mountain... use the "Death Machine" to help me hunt the "Coconut Sheep". "
Ying had a question mark on her face.
"I don't quite understand..."
Gu Xing shouted in his heart.
I know I know, I will answer this question!Yeyang is working as Qixing's secretary!
But it's a pity that I haven't seen Gan Yu, who is Shen He's senior sister.I was still wondering if I could touch the sheep... the horns of the unicorn.
Chapter 154 A false alarm
"The final machine...I've heard what she just mentioned."
A trace of nostalgia flashed in Zhongli's eyes.
"The "Death Machine" is a kind of ballista erected by the ancient immortals on Tianheng Mountain. It is a kind of mechanism technique..."
"Zhongli, you really know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom."
"That's not the case... For example, I've never heard of this coconut sheep."
Qiqi tiptoed to reveal her head from the counter.
"Coconut sheep...is a legendary... half-immortal beast. I don't know what it looks like, where it is the most, I don't know, and why it comes from, I don't know."
Whispering channel.
"Is this the old Liyue saying that you don't know when you ask three questions?"
"That's all... go to the vicinity of the terminal first, maybe there will be clues there."
"Wait a mininute."
Gu Xing said, then took out a cup of milk tea for each person, and handed the last cup to Qiqi.
"Qiqi, this is the milk tea I made, try it. If it tastes good, can you show it to Paimon first, we will go there eventually."
Qi Qi thought with her fingers in her mouth.
"sure…"
Seeing this, Gu Xing inserted the straw, and gently put the other end into Qi Qi's mouth.
Qi Qi subconsciously took a sip, and immediately narrowed her eyes.
"Delicious...as good as coconut milk..."
Gu Xing looked at Qiqi's expression.I feel like I'm about to move, I want to pinch Qiqi's face, rub her ass... her head.
Gu Xing stopped his thoughts of being punished, and said.
"If it's delicious, I'll make it for you next time."
Qiqi raised her head, there was no trace of impurity in her big pink eyes, just like everyone's entanglement.
"Really? Then you can't... lie to Qiqi...Qiqi's memory...is very bad...can't remember..."
Gu Xing smiled gently.
"It's okay, as long as I can remember."
"Then... I will... help you... see a doctor now."
Gu Xing handed over the Paimon in his hand to Qi Qi.
Paimeng was checked over and over several times, and Qiqi returned Paimeng to Gu Xing. ooo
"Paimon...is not...pregnant."
Hearing these words, Gu Xing breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked again.
"Then what happened to her loss of appetite?"
"It's...it's because...eating too much...difficult to digest...food, plus...overeating...caused."
Qi Qi answered truthfully.
Gu Xing rubbed his chin, food that is not easy to digest, um, there is.
Gu Xing looked at Hu Tao who was staring at Qi Qi with bright eyes.
Everyone followed Gu Xing's gaze, and suddenly realized that when it comes to indigestible things, there is only walnut food.
Thinking about it, Paimon ate so much that day, which was almost the sum of several people. Indigestion should also be indigestion.
Hu Tao didn't listen to what Qiqi said just now, her mind was full of how to care for Qiqi, who she unilaterally thought was her best friend.
Seeing everyone watching, Hu Tao covered her face.
"What are you staring at at this hall master? Although this hall master is as beautiful as a flower, you will be shy when you look at this hall master~"
(?_?)
Gu Xing asked Qiqi to repeat the words again.
Qiqi hid behind Gu Xing in fear, only showing her small head and repeated.
"Hey, is it just indigestion? I thought there would be new toys... new members."
Hu Tao's tone was a little lost, and he didn't realize who was responsible for Paimon's problem.
"Don't you know how Paimon has indigestion?"
Gu Xing squinted at Hu Tao.
"Is that a good guess? It must be a dish made by someone who is not skilled in cooking outside.
What are you still looking at my hall master for?The head of this hall is only responsible for burying the dead, and can't take advantage of the living! "
"Hu Tao, have you never thought that you are the one who is not skilled in craftsmanship?"
"How is it possible! My hall master has been cooking and eating by himself since he was 13 years old, why is there nothing wrong with him?"
"Maybe it's because you have a high resistance to poison? Or maybe it's because you eat too much food with indigestion so you can't grow 'big'?"
Hu Tao refused to admit it at first, but finally gave in under the criticism of everyone.
Walnut pouted.
"Okay, okay, even if the hall master is wrong, isn't it okay?"
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