Pirates: Dangerous Options in My Brain

In front of the blacksmith shop, a shirtless middle-aged man chased Vivian out of the shop door like chasing a dog.

"Boss, trust me. Not only can I move goods, but I can also forge iron. I have strength."

"You have strength? Do you have strength that you can't even lift a hammer? If you are so thin, I'm afraid that you will fall apart if you forge an iron."

"Boss, it was because I was too hungry just now, as long as you give me something to eat, I will have the strength to work when I am full."

"Go eat shit, you."

He kicked Vivian's ass and sent it flying a long way. Vivian stood up from the ground while supporting his waist in pain. He glanced at the scratches on his arms, and a little flash of light flashed in his eyes. Not angry.

Even though he was only a high school student before time travelling, he really didn't believe it. With his five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulated knowledge reserve, could he still be able to get away in a mere anime world?

"Boss, is your restaurant hiring waiters? I eat very little, and my salary is just a little..."

"Get out of here, you're scaring away all the customers here, will you pay for the loss in my shop?"

..

"Boss, are you hiring? I'm good at selling things, and I don't need wages, just give me some food..."

"As soon as I set up a stall to sell apples, do you think I can afford someone?"

The owner of the apple stand smiled bitterly, and immediately handed an apple to Vivian, "Boy, take this and go far away, don't let me get bad luck."

...

three days later.

Vivian, who was still hungry, staggered on the road, his whole body was filthy and stinky, like a zombie, causing passers-by to avoid him.

why?

Can anyone tell me why?

As expected, the hero routines that the traverser should have did not appear, neither the system, the LOL hero skills, the data panel, nor the grandfather.

But putting aside these unrealistic fantasies, he actually found that he seemed to know nothing except doing the questions.

Go to a restaurant to cook, he won't.

He is even less good at fishing and hunting.

To do coolies, the body is too thin, people dislike it.

Is it possible that the only way left is to become a pirate?

But with his current physique, who can he beat as a pirate?

A lollipop in the mouth of a three-year-old?

"Grumble~"

My stomach growled again.

Feeling that she was about to pass out, Vivian glanced at the barbecue restaurant on the side of the road, sniffing the scent that was wafting over. Picking up a plate of barbecue on the table, he turned around and ran away.

"catch him!!"

The owner of the barbecue shop who reacted first yelled, and in the next second, all the staff in the shop and the customers who had been robbed of the food by Vivian rushed out of the shop aggressively, followed by Vivian Behind Wei An.

"Help catch that damned beggar!"

The clerks copied the spatulas and spoons and yelled at the passers-by around them.

"Damn it, don't let me catch it, I promise I will beat you to death!"

The guest who was robbed of the food by Vivian had fierce eyes, clutching the meat fork tightly in his hand, wishing to slap Vivian's ass hard twice.

Vivian's slender legs were swinging wildly, looking back from time to time, while running, he hurriedly stuffed the barbecue on the plate into his mouth.

No way, he was really hungry.

The aroma of the food quickly confuses his brain, and the delicious sauce mixed with the fresh and tender taste of the meat blooms on the taste buds, which makes Vivian, who has not eaten for many days, suddenly feel a sense of ecstasy. Fairy feeling.

"Gollum!"

Before he had time to chew too much, he swallowed all the meat in his mouth. At the same time, the clerks also chased up from behind, kicked Vivian to the ground, and then started punching and kicking.

"Steal something to eat!"

"Tell you to steal something to eat!"

"Dare to come to our store to eat Bawang's meal?"

"I can't kill you little bastard."

The fists and feet fell heavily, Vivian curled up, covered her head with her hands, clenched her teeth tightly, and refused to open her mouth no matter how uncomfortable it was.

After all, if he vomited, the beating would be for nothing!

About 5 minutes later, the shopkeeper who was already a little tired wiped the sweat from his face, looked at the customer who was still exporting, and couldn't help but persuade: "Forget it."

"I've beaten you too, and my anger should have subsided. I'll make you another one for free when I get back."

"Think of these as feeding the dogs."

After finishing speaking, he kicked Vivian's back fiercely again, and the guest turned around contentedly, and left cursing.

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Vivian, who was left covered in bruises, lay on the ground, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and his nose began to turn sour.

...

The howling cold wind was blowing on the wound, and I don't know how long I have been lying on the ground, maybe it has begun to become numb, feeling the pain in my body is gradually slowing down, Vivian was about to try to get up from the ground, but at this moment , a kind-eyed old woman hobbled towards him holding a porcelain bowl.

"Young man, don't be hungry, eat quickly."

Vivian was taken aback when he saw this, and subconsciously reached out to take it. After seeing the bowl full of fried rice, he immediately bowed his head and thanked him.

"thanks, thanks."

"woo woo woo woo.."

After eating a mouthful of fried rice, Vivian, who just had a bit of sour nose just now, finally cried out at this moment.

But it is impossible to keep your mouth idle.

Vivian cried while eating, and for some reason suddenly remembered her long-dead grandma in her previous life.

Then at the moment when he was gobbling.

【Ding! 】

【Data loading complete】

[Option 1: Open your mouth and tell the other party "You look like my deceased grandma". (Completion reward: a random devil fruit)]

[Option 2: Kneel down in front of the other party and say: "Grandma, I don't have any relatives in this world anymore, can I beg you to take me in? I will definitely repay you." (Completion reward: sword experience +100 )]

[Option 3: Turn around and run. (Completion reward: random basic attribute +1)]

Chapter 3 Human Trafficking Organizations

Department.. system?

This is the legendary system? !

Let me just say, as a time traveler, how could there be no special benefits?

After a long time, it turned out that it was still loading before.

Wiping the tears from his face, Vivian calmed down, and then began to study the options in his mind.

"Can you get a devil fruit just by saying something casually?"

A flash of excitement flashed through Vivian's heart.

This system is great!

He seemed to have seen the majestic picture of himself standing on top of Marie Gioia, punching the three generals, and stomping on the Tianlongren.

It's just that it seems impolite to say that someone looks like your deceased grandma, right?

Although he doesn't know anything about life skills, he still has the emotional intelligence he should have.

Furthermore, the devil fruit, not to mention the loss of swimming skills after eating it, and secondly, if it gets a relatively rubbish ability, wouldn't it be a big loss?

For example, Chopper's human fruit and human form..

Thinking of this, he immediately turned his attention to the second option.

"One hundred sword experience points..."

If you want to compare the world of One Piece to a game, apart from those with fruit abilities, perhaps the most popular profession is the swordsman.

Three Swords Liu Suolong Needless to say, except for a small number of exceptions, almost everyone in the navy knows how to use a sword.

Jian Hao, don’t you think this title is very handsome?

Especially the world's number one swordsman.

Now that I have this system where I can get generous rewards by just saying a few words, after a short time, what is his eagle eye?

As for the 1 point of basic attribute value...

Vivian said: Dogs are not chosen!

So after hesitating for a while, he immediately chose the second option.

"Grandma, I don't have any relatives in this world anymore, can you please take me in? I will definitely repay you."

With a sincere expression, a sincere tone, and even a hint of crying, Vivian only felt that his performance at the moment was perfect.

[You chose option 2]

[Start the follow-up task]

[Task content: Gain the trust and favor of the old lady until she truly regards you as her own]

clam?

Seeing the prompt, Vivian was stunned.

"Didn't you just reward me directly?"

The enthusiasm that had just been ignited was extinguished in half in an instant, and a look of disappointment flashed across Vivian's face. At this moment, the old grandma grinned, revealing a row of broken teeth, and stepped forward to touch him with a smile. The hair said: "Good boy, as long as you are obedient, grandma will definitely take you in."

"Really? Thanks grandma."

Vivian stood up happily upon hearing the words, and tightly held the old grandma's palm.

There are still kind-hearted people in Pirate World!

He thought so in his heart.

...

However, half an hour later.

When Vivian entered the cabin of a "merchant ship" with the old lady, she was completely stunned.

"Take off your clothes and pants, and stand in the corner over there!"

A one-eyed pirate with a machete came over viciously, looked at Vivian and said.

Vivian:? ? ?

What's the matter with this meow?

"Tell you to take off all your clothes and pants, are you deaf?"

boom!

A punch slammed into Vivian's stomach. Vivian bent down and spit out a few grains of rice, and his stomach suddenly turned upside down.

"You... who are you?"

He said in a panic.

"Who am I?" The one-eyed pirate couldn't help laughing, "I'm the one who sent you to the auction house."

"Auction house?"

Traffickers? !