I might be the only gun user in the wizarding world, right?

"Li, Liz? Are you okay?"

I tried to talk to her and let her understand that I am not her father.

It seems that this eldest lady is really a child who has not grown up. In my impression, it seems that only four or five-year-old children can say that?

"Hold... I can't hold it anymore!"

Liz said anxiously, she threw off the quilt on her body, reached into the skirt with both hands, and when she took it out again, there was a piece of white cloth strip in her hand.

"Hey, are you kidding? Liz, what is that in your hand? Tell me what is that!?"

I pointed at Liz and said in surprise.

Although I said so, I know what it is, Liz's panties...

"Snapped!"

I wanted to stop Liz, but before I could move, I was hit in the face by an object, blocking my sight.

She just took it off and threw her panties in my face!

Could it be that while I was away, someone came in and drugged Liz without watching the surveillance?That maddening drug?

I took off Liz's panties and looked down.

Um!Pure white underwear, besides... there is no "smell of the sea"!

"Hey Liz, I know I'm attractive, but it would be even better if you could seduce me while you're awake!"

As I said that, I immediately went forward, trying to put the panties on Liz.

I didn't think about "see no evil", after all, I helped this girl so much and saved her life, and she took off the panties by herself and threw them on my face, so I took them away. It's not too much to order a "tip", right?I even gave her a [-]% discount!

But whoever imagined, Liz did not let me get my wish.

When I approached, she covered her "below" with both hands, with a very uncomfortable expression on her face.

"Soon, it's coming out soon! Woo~"

Liz looked like she was about to cry, which made me panic all of a sudden.

It seemed that she really couldn't hold back and wanted to go to the toilet.

"The toilet is over there, you go by yourself?!"

I pointed to the toilet in the house and said to Liz.

I can't hold back what are you talking to me about? !Can I help you solve the urgent problem?

"I can't hold it anymore... woo..."

Liz lay on the bed, her body trembling slightly, but she didn't intend to get out of bed to go to the bathroom.

I'm starting to wonder now if she didn't hear me.

Looking at Liz's eyes again, they were still closed.

[Hey Zero... Could it be that Liz is sleepwalking? 】

[This looks like sleepwalking, you should take her to the bathroom, otherwise if this is solved directly on the bed, both of you will have a hard time tonight! 】

【Even so...】

"Come out a little...!"

Liz clamped her legs and said in a trembling voice.

"Don't, don't! Hold it! Hold it! I'll take you to the toilet now! Hold it!"

I immediately yelled, quickly picked up Liz and ran to the toilet.

When I came to the toilet, I rolled up Liz's skirt, imitating the posture of relatives who came to visit the house during New Years and holidays, hugging Liz's groin in the posture of holding a child and aiming at the toilet.

"Pee pee pee! Quick, quick!"

I said a little stammeringly.

What are you kidding?I haven't even had a girlfriend, and the last naked girl I saw was the baby's cousin.Now let me hug a girl to do this kind of thing! ?Isn't this just making things difficult for me?

After a while, there was the sound of water flowing, and Liz's body returned to normal from the slight shaking.

Listening to the sound of the water, I couldn't help but my heart beat faster, and my eyes moved forward slightly.

Hmm... As expected of a girl, I can't see anything!

It seemed that she had been holding it in for a long time, and it took more than half a minute for the sound of the water to gradually stop.

I breathed a sigh of relief and walked out of the toilet with Liz in my arms.

Although I know that girls will use paper after going to the toilet, but I have reached the limit when I hold her to the toilet. Anyway, it is better not to do this kind of "taking advantage of other people's danger".

[I didn't expect you to look inexperienced, but you're actually pretty good at it! 】

[Please...don't tease me like this, I'm already tired...]

[Don't say that, if you don't make fun of you, who am I going to make fun of?I can't talk to other people either! 】

"Sleep...sleep...huh..."

When Liz was carried out, she said in a daze, twisting and twisting on my body.

"Hey! Don't, don't move! I can't hold it anymore!"

I said in a panic, and managed to keep my balance and walked towards the bed. Before I could put Liz on the bed, she grabbed my neck and fell on the bed together.

[Zero, what is my situation now? 】

[Should look like he is about to molest an underage girl]

【go away……】

【Well, you seem to be pushed onto the bed by this little girl now! 】

Well, I knew it was like this, but if I didn't listen to Zero's narration, I might not be able to fully believe that I am in such a situation now.

He was obviously planning to put Liz on her bed, but he was "knocked down" by her accidentally.

At this moment, I was lying face up on Liz's bed, and Liz was lying on top of me. She didn't continue to speak, but breathed evenly. It seemed that the sleepwalking state was over.

"God knows how hopeless your family is when you're at home?"

I sighed and wanted to take Liz's arm off.

But after lying on the bed, tiredness surged up immediately, and his eyelids became heavier than before.

It doesn't seem to matter if you just fall asleep like this.

There is a very fragrant smell surrounding me, making my mind gradually blurred.

Holding Liz's body, I moved up and lay it on the pillow. The soft pillow and the soft body in my arms made me feel very comfortable.

That's it... let's sleep...?

【zero……】

[I understand, I will wake you up in time! 】

After getting a zero answer, I closed my eyes in peace and gradually fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it wasn't Zero who woke me up, but Liz in front of me.

The sun had risen, and the bright sunlight was coming in through the windows, illuminating the room, and Liz was beside me.

I just opened my eyes, but I still can't see clearly, but I can vaguely feel that Liz's face is full of anger at this moment.

"what are you up to?"

It seems to be very early now, and I didn't go to bed until three or four in the morning last night. I'm afraid I have to sleep at least until noon to relieve my mental exhaustion.

I woke up suddenly early in the morning, and since there was no zero sound in my ears, it must be Liz who woke me up?

"You nasty bastard!!!"

Early in the morning, a deafening sound resounded in the room.

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Thanks to 【bei1212】for the heavy stone!

#116 getting up

"what are you up to?"

It seems to be very early now, and I didn't go to bed until three or four in the morning last night. I'm afraid I have to sleep at least until noon to relieve my mental exhaustion.

I woke up suddenly early in the morning, and since there was no zero sound in my ears, it must be Liz who woke me up?

"You nasty bastard!!!"

Early in the morning, a deafening sound resounded in the room.

"Damn it! What did you do!?"

"asshole!!!"

"Woo... I can't get married! How are you going to pay me!!!"

When I was still in a daze, I heard Liz yelling next to me, as if I wanted to peel off my skin.

I seem to have heard similar words in some TV series, but what does this have to do with me?

I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly I was quarreled. Although I have a good temper, you can't bully me like this, right?

If you have anything to say, you can wait until I wake up to say it!I should have slept for less than four hours now, right?I guess I have things to do these days, so what if I don't maintain a good mental state?

Although Liz yelled loudly in my ears, I subconsciously classified these sounds as "noise", so no matter how loud her voice was, I couldn't understand what she wanted to say.

In the end, Liz seemed to see that I didn't answer, and reached out to hit me. I felt a little pain in my arms, shoulders, and face. It should be that she was slapping me with her hands.

"Can you let me sleep well!?"

I finally couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly.

Sitting up, I saw Liz next to me, sitting on the bed in a "duck sitting", looking at me in surprise.

"I didn't come back until dawn. I just wanted to sleep, but I couldn't sleep for a long time because of your sleepwalking. Now I finally lay on the bed and slept for a while, and I woke up again! Are you annoying!? What's the matter waiting?" I’ll talk when I wake up! Otherwise, be careful and I’ll throw you back into the bandit’s den!”

I said a lot of words angrily, which frightened Liz directly, and then I fell on the bed and covered myself with the quilt.

My head hurts and I'm very tired, so I can't care about Liz's affairs.

After falling into a drowsy sleep, I don't know how long it took before Zero's voice rang in my ears.

【Chen Tong, it's time for you to get up, it's almost time for the appointment with Irina】

[Hmm... what time is it? 】

【[-]:[-] p.m., and... Liz has been waiting for you for a long time...】

After hearing Zero's words, I was a little puzzled, and slowly opened my eyes. There is nothing novel about this strange ceiling. It might be better to say that the ceilings in this world are basically the same.

Zero said Liz has been waiting for me for a long time?I seem to have woken up once before, did Liz call me?

I propped myself up on my elbows and sat up on the bed, rubbing my head.

Although it can be regarded as a good sleep, but he was injured in the battle yesterday, so it is not a good feeling now.

"Liz?"

I looked around for Liz, and when I turned my head, I saw Liz sitting on another bed, looking at me with resentment.

"Uh... why do you have this expression?"

At this moment, Liz pouted her small mouth high and frowned, as if someone owed her 500 million.

After thinking about it, it shouldn't be because of me. After all, I just woke up, and I don't have the habit of talking in my sleep or sleepwalking. There should be no reason to provoke her.

wait? !Could it be that she remembered what happened last night?

Ahem...that's not my fault!And if I leave you alone, you'll pee on the bed!I can't leave it alone, can I?

Anyway, I didn't see anything, why don't we all take a step back and let it go?

"Why is this, don't you know in your own heart?"

Liz gritted her teeth and stared at me like she was about to cry.