I, Hikigu, are contained by the evil god

"Westerners are really troublesome." Hikigu said with emotion, "but he is surprisingly handsome."

The monocle and the like, although it sounds a bit secondary, but when it is paired with a complete set of luxurious and elegant tuxedo, it is not secondary at all.

——Coarse imitation and children's self-entertainment are called middle school and fantasy, while the fully dressed adult Hikigu looks like a real court nobleman, invited to the princess's ball.

In fact, Hikigu has always had an idea: "Men in suits are attractive, but very few men can still look ugly in a tuxedo."

"Maybe I should look at myself now."

Now, Hikigu thought to himself,

"It must be very handsome!"

Thinking of doing it, Hikigu immediately picked up the black metal civilization stick and walked to the bathroom.

There is a large mirror at the door of the bathroom, Bi Qigu is standing in front of the mirror holding a civilized stick,

"Crack!" With a crisp sound, the black metal civilized stick was firmly placed on the white floor of the bathroom with the right hand, and the tuxedo was lifted by the waist with the left hand. Hikigu got his wish and saw himself in the mirror.

"..."

Bi Qigu's eyes were a little dazed.

"this is me?"

Bi Qigu's eyes were a little dazed.

"It's really me!"

...Bi Qigu thought for a while before he could think of words to describe himself.

Delicate and elegant, elegant and gentleman.

——The person in the mirror is really delicate and elegant, elegant and gentleman!

The flat tuxedo is very temperamental, and the gold-rimmed black-frame monocle perfectly covers the shortcomings of dead fish eyes. The slightly drooping eyes are more melancholy and mysterious, which unexpectedly fits the British taste. The white handkerchief and red bow tie on the chest There is also a lion collar pin to make him look less monotonous, and a black gold-covered civilized stick with rubies inlaid makes him more calm and settled

...just like the oil portraits of those traditional nobles in Europe.

"Bikigu, you are so handsome."

Hikigu felt that he had to express his honesty from the heart, and said to the person in the mirror wearing formal attire:

"Now, all you need is a beautiful palace-style bride in a gorgeous gown to marry you."

There was another "snap", and the civilized staff continued to pierce the ground, and it seemed that the fantasy of fairy tales really shouldn't come out of Hikigu's mouth.

On a whim, Bi Qigu turned around, stood sideways, and turned his head to look in the mirror.

He tried to strike a pose that he thought was cool.

... He turned his head sideways, looked halfway at the mirror with his deep eyes wearing a black-rimmed monocle, and curled up the corners of his mouth impatiently, as if turning his head to see the reporter's camera when he was in a hurry

He was wearing a black top hat with a black high brim that was slightly curled... With one hand he supported the black civilized staff on the ground, and with the other he pulled the hem of the tuxedo behind his wrist, and put his palm in his trouser pocket.

——It's really charming.

A white handkerchief with a red bow tie, gold-rimmed round glasses with black frames, overalls in a tuxedo, a top hat in a small vest, and a man in a smooth ironed dress,

——This look, even Bi Qigu himself finds it stunning, and it probably really fits all the fantasies foreign teenagers have of British gentlemen, cool, handsome, and romantic.

What is a British gentleman, what is a gentleman!

"..."

After posing a few more handsome poses, the corners of Bi Qigu's mouth curled up slightly,

he asked himself:

"Agent Biqigu?"

Hikigu narrowed his eyes, raised his hand to push the monocle eye, and asked in a low voice if it was himself

"Do not."

"—I'm really not an agent."

The black civilized staff clattered across the air in an arc, the right hand was held upside down neatly under the armpit, and the right foot was raised to point the toes back to the ground, and the left hand was raised, inadvertently revealing the diamond-encrusted Patek Philippe wrist,

Hikigu half bowed his head 45 degrees, bent his back slightly, lifted two fingers of his left hand without a stick, and gently clamped the brim of the hat with his thumb and index finger and pulled it down, so that half of his face was in the shadow.

"I am a magician of miracles!"

"...'s apprentice."

……

Since then, Bi Qigu has acquired a new identity that walks mysteriously.

Did you expect that? On the surface, I am a mysterious aristocrat in a tuxedo, but behind my back, I am a ruthless detective in a trench coat.

In addition, there are many secrets and great functions on the tuxedo, and Biqigu will explore slowly and use it a little bit.

……

In memory, more than 20 days ago, it seems to be a similar scene?

At that time, Hikigu also walked to the mirror and posed handsomely.

He also looked at himself in the mirror with a serious face, deliberately lowered his voice, handsome on the surface but shamefully messed up,

He says--

"I'm Detective Hikigu, come with me.

oh god!Shame to death!

But a little handsome.

He said to himself,

I'm Detective Hikigaya.

I am Agent Hikigu!

……

——Jomo is this kind of thing, doing things that you think "hey! It's so cool!" but if you are seen by outsiders, you will be ashamed and messed up.

The scenes are similar, and it is difficult for Bi Qigu to find the relaxed and excited attitude and psychology that he had not seen for a long time.

After going through so much, Bi Qigu almost forgot the feelings at that time... I just remember that I was heartless and carefree at that time, because a pistol and a windbreaker can be happy for a long time.

The current Bikigu seems to have lost that kind of

——It can only be said that this kind of clothes is really very emotional, so that Hikigu couldn't help but look in the mirror.

This means that Biqigu does not have the habit of taking selfies. Otherwise, Biqigu would definitely take a picture and post it on Weibo.

"It's so troublesome to wear clothes." Copywriting like

……

After staring at the mirror for a long time and posing in various poses, Hikigaya finally finished looking at the mirror and checking his clothes.

"no problem."

Hikigu nodded in satisfaction, and snapped his thumb and index finger together.

"Snapped!"

"—Excellent, to be exact."

……

After trying it, Hikigu changed the clothes.

The vest still needs to be concealed to a certain extent. It is definitely not okay to be too ostentatious in normal times. The usual Biqigu is still the same Biqigu.

Hikigu had just changed his clothes when the phone rang.

Hikigu picked up his phone and saw that it was Gao Shanda.

Hikigaya answered the phone.

Gao Shanda came up and asked, "How about the clothes?"

"Excellent," Hikigaya boasted sincerely, "The Kyoto Association is really careful."

"Hahaha, I love to hear that!" As the head of the branch of the Kyoto Association, he is more happy to praise the branch of the Kyoto Association than to praise himself.

"So, when shall I leave?"

Bi Qigu asked suddenly.

"Ah..." Gao Shanda was suddenly at a loss for words.

Bi Qigu was surprised, "Isn't it?"

"Yes, but how do you know that I called you to say this?"

"The reason is very simple." Bi Qigu shrugged, "First, the clothes are made so quickly, and I always feel something is wrong... Unless I have to leave soon after I get the clothes, in order to save time."

"Second, you are the head of the branch of the Kyoto Association. I don't think you called me just after you left. It was for a chat or just to ask how the clothes are."

"Indeed." Gao Shanda smiled mischievously, "I received a temporary notice, please leave Biqigu for reinstatement within two days."

"Two days??!" Even though he was prepared in his heart, Hikigu was still shocked, "So soon?"

"Isn't that what associations are like?"

"Indeed, the association is always like this." Bi Qigu sighed melancholy.

Two days, what kind of home is going back to Chiba?

He wanted to go home too, but there was not enough time.

...But it's okay to think about the change, it's not so inhumane-go early and return early.

Anyway, Master said, it’s all about playing, where to play is not playing?

If you drive a tank around in Iraq and go on a public-funded tour, it should be no different from a public-funded tour in Kyoto... right?

——Sometimes detectives seem to be like this, time will never take care of anyone, and no one has the right to refuse.

It's not just about agents for that matter.

Just like the anti-narcotics police who are preparing to get married are preparing for the wedding, and set off immediately when encountering problems;

Just like the firefighters who asked for a leave of absence to go home and propose, a sudden incident happened halfway through the proposal, and the first time they received the news, they left flowers and their fiancée and rushed to the battlefield;

It's like a teacher who has been taking leave to recuperate his body but has been unable to get away because he is worried about things in the class.

Status and responsibility are often directly proportional, and there is always a relationship between what you bear and what you give; but for many people, there is too much to give, but too little to get.

"Give me some time." A lot of things came to mind at once, Hikigu said, "I'm going to hang up first, I have something to do."

"What to do?" Gao Shan Darwin.

"I have to go out quickly and buy some specialties from Kyoto, take them back to my sister, and I have to make a phone call to explain a few words."

A good brother will never forget his sister at home.

Gao Shanda: "Oh, oh, okay, then hang up."

"Okay." Hikigu hung up the phone and dialed the number at home.

……

"Hello, Komachi. Are you up yet? It's already this time."

……

"Komachi, let me tell you something. Didn't I tell you about the business trip before? Now the business trip has been extended a bit. I will return to Chiba in about a month."

……

Hikigu pursed his mouth, and apologized in a muffled voice: "I'm sorry, Komachi..."

……

"Yeah, it's been a long time. Why don't you go and live at your uncle's house during this period, and your five cousins ​​will be very happy... Five cousins?"

five cousins

—Is there something wrong?

Hikigu blinked his eyes, suddenly shivering all over his body.