I, Hikigu, are contained by the evil god

"I mean, to some extent, you have to have some limited "showdown" with the five sisters."

"showdown?"

Hikigu repeated the word.

"What kind of showdown?"

"For example, create a false identity, such as guiding them to a guess that fits their cognition and perfectly fits the existing clues, or even directly confirms their wrong existing guess... In short, let their exploration and curiosity stop abruptly. good."

Xue Nai gave her own opinion. This kind of view is not teaching Biqigu to do things, but giving her own personal suggestions, and then presenting Biqigu with several existing feasible options, and finally letting Biqigu make her own decision.

——After all, this kind of thing is not big or small, and it is better than Qigu's own family affairs, and it is better than Qigu's own decision.

"After all, no matter how they think your identity is good, it won't make you lose a hair. In many cases, a hidden identity can really cover up a deeper hidden identity."

"——As for how and to what extent the showdown will take place, that's up to you.

"...you're right."

Bi Qigu is thoughtful,

"Then should I say that I am a great master?"

"——That's the stupidest way to say... Although it is useful and feasible, I think it is the worst option."

Xue Nai rolled her eyes,

"Obviously we are agents of the association, doing the most correct and heroic thing in the world, why can't we even look better on the surface?"

Xue Nai shook her head, and made a sharp conclusion that was merciless and merciless, "The world shouldn't be like this, and a person shouldn't be like this."

"This……"

Bi Qigu scratched his head, he felt that what Xue Nai said made sense.

As for identity, if there is a choice, he wants to be a good person... Even though he feels that good people are often bullied and bad people have no karma, even so, as an agent, he still wants to be a good person.

If he used to think so, he might not have thought so, but these days the detective experience has indeed changed Biqigu's three views, and it has also made the real thing he is looking for continue to change.

"Then what should I say?"

Because he was in a hurry and was in a hurry, Bi Qigu simply asked Yukino directly.

"I won't tell you how to choose, that's up to you to choose. I can only give suggestions that I personally think are good."

"for example?"

Xue Nai's inscrutable appearance: "The Buddha said: Those who receive the body will live forever and live forever, and longevity will be the catastrophe of the Infernal Hell."

"what do you mean……"

After pondering for a while, and after careful thinking about the current situation, Hikigu's brain suddenly had an idea, and he raised his eyebrows: "You mean that my identity is Infernal Affairs?"

"bingo!"

Xue Nai snapped her fingers,

"in other words,"

"Give you a chance to be a good person."

Bi Qigu felt suddenly cheerful.

……

"Some cases are complicated and difficult to obtain evidence, so we have to send an undercover agent to lurk there." Hikigu sighed, and said to the five girls in front of him, "It's a pity that I became such an undercover agent."

"But when did you become an undercover agent?" Yihua couldn't help asking, she felt that what Bi Qigu was saying was beyond her understanding.

"It was about a month after my parents passed away. By chance, I was introduced by a distinguished person, joined the police system, and became a glorious police officer." In order to make the experience as reasonable as possible, Bi Qigu's Almost a year earlier,

"Didn't you work odd jobs all the time in the previous year!" Yihua keenly pointed out the loophole in the problem.

Bi Qigu waved his hand slowly, signaling to Yihua to be calm, "Don't worry, just listen to me slowly."

"... At that time, I hadn't been working for a long time, and I caught up with some big cases. There was a group of extremely large-scale Jidao organizations that were suspected of being serious, so the police station needed an undercover agent to collect evidence... But that gang of Jidao was too vigilant, and they didn't know what to do. I know why many old police officers in the police station are very familiar with it, and it is really too difficult to go undercover."

Bi Qigu eloquently said, the statement sounds reasonable,

"So, I just came to the police station, I was a monk with a clean background and not many people knew about it, so I became the best candidate."

"They tell you to do it and you do it? You are just a clerk!" Not knowing whether it was doubt or concern, Er Nao shouted excitedly.

"Originally, I must not want to do it." Bi Qigu spread his hands, "But if you are an undercover agent, you will be paid more."

"..." The five sisters were silent.

They all knew how difficult it was for Biqigu and Komachi back then.

"So I left the police station again, looking for various jobs outside all day, waiting for the opportunity, and went to the police station for training late at night."

"Finally one day, a wonderful opportunity came... The boss of the Jidao organization was hunted down and almost died. I just happened to be working there unloading and rescued him by accident."

Hiki pursed his lips,

"After knowing my experience, the boss, in order to repay his life-saving grace, also out of sympathy, conducted a thorough investigation of my life experience and accepted me as his adopted son... It is worth mentioning that he has no blood alive."

"So I stepped into the extreme way and started to emerge... It was a coincidence and my foster father focused on training, coupled with the deliberate cooperation of the police station, within a year I was quickly promoted, and I became a little famous in the organization."

"During this process, I still took time to maintain a superficial part-time job to confuse others." Hikigu added calmly, without leaving any loopholes, "...because, you know, I don't want people to know I’m the ultimate Taoist, so it’s not very good after all, weren’t you scared before?”

"Later, news came from the police station that the criminals in those cases had been locked down, not the extreme organization I was here... But since I have already lurk in, I simply continue to lurk."

"It's not easy to be an undercover agent."

Bi Qigu looked a little helpless.

"You call that an undercover agent?" Er Nai raised her eyebrows and pointed outside, her voice was involuntarily lowered even though she was excited.

"So many people! You obviously look like a real black boss!"

"Ah...that's because, not long afterward, during a gang merger, the adoptive father and the core senior management of many organizations were all killed in battle."

Bi Qigu's face is heavy, and he has already had a plan for Er Nai's question,

"The remaining few high-ranking officials are all loyal confidantes left by my adoptive father, so I inexplicably inherited the mantle of my adoptive father and became the leader of this extreme organization."

"...Afterwards, it's about you and me calling." Hikigu sighed, "But I'm really a good person, and I'm your Hachiman cousin."

"The previous phone call was also a misunderstanding. I was talking to someone from a rival gang, not you."

"...How could it be so dramatic?" Yihua couldn't believe it, and felt dumbfounded.

"Facts are far more dramatic than dramas." Bi Qigu did not lie this time, but sincerely felt that the facts were too outrageous... His experience was far more outrageous than what he said.

"..." Beside the five sisters, Yi Seyu's little finger trembled slightly.

"... Tsk," Er Nai frowned, and looked outside the door thoughtfully.

There was no one in the yard outside the door of the living room, and there were people standing in the distance outside the gate, but none of them could hear what they were talking about.

"If you are really an undercover agent, will you tell us? Look out at those people, are you not afraid that they will know that you are an undercover agent?"

"You can report students cheating to the teacher, and you can report subordinates' violations to the boss, but how do you report the boss to the employees and the teacher to the students?"

Bi Qigu spread his hands, "Are you going to tell them that their boss is an undercover agent sent by the police? Who will believe it?"

"Ah this..."

"...Well, anyway, that's probably how things are going."

Hikigu felt that he had finished explaining, and he was vaguely relieved, "Because of the secrecy regulations of the police station, and to protect you, you must keep this secret in your stomach."

Secretly delighted, Bi Qigu blinked at the five sisters whose faces were in a daze and hadn't turned around yet, "No one can spread the word!"

……

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Chapter 81 I'm really not a polar princess (6k three in one!)

"...!!!"

Bi Qigu's words made the five sisters hold their breaths, their faces became serious involuntarily, and they held their breaths.

If Hikigu is really an undercover agent, then this news must not be leaked from them.

Even if it is leaked, it will have little impact on Biqigu, who is already the "boss", but they don't want to increase the "possibility of danger" to Biqigu because of themselves.

——Since they are sitting face to face with Hikigu, they have gradually adapted to the impact brought by Hikigu's previous becoming a great master, and the family relationship between siblings has gradually overwhelmed fear and conflict in the process. nervous.

"What are you going to do next?"

Sanjiu is thoughtful,

"If there is no accident," Bi Qigu scratched the back of his head, "I should continue like this, because I don't need to return to my identity, and the current identity is safer for the police station and me."

"Have you always been a fool?"

"It's sort of...but it's not really a mess,"

Hikigu spread his hands,

"Now it's all about surviving better. I am their boss. I have to be responsible to them and let them have time to eat."

"But you aren't?"

"It's the same thing. Many times I can't help myself. Infernal Affairs goes to the end. Even I don't know what I am."

What Bi Qigu said was serious.

"Is that so..." Sanjiu muttered, not knowing what she was talking about.

The five sisters fell silent at the same time.

Hearing Hikigu's statement, it seems that there is no problem. It stands to reason that the five sisters should all smile happily at this time, throw themselves into Hikigu's arms, and say, "Hey, cousin, you scared me before."

but--

But in reality, there are so many happy things and taking it for granted, and many things will not go as people think.

It's like you have worked hard to make up a reason to fool something, and make the reason sound logical and self-consistent, so you feel that others should believe it smoothly... But even the truth is often questioned, and the reason you make up is often How could it not be suspected?

"...But, it still sounds too dreamy."

"——how could you be a policeman? How could you be an undercover agent? Again, you suddenly became like this,"

After much deliberation and hesitation for a while, Sanjiu said in a low voice,

"Although you have explained it, there are still many things I don't understand."

"Me too!" Wu Yue's echo came later, she was extremely confused, she didn't know if it was an illusion, she always felt that everyone else seemed to know something, but she didn't know anything.

"..."

Yihua, Nino, and Yotsuba didn't speak, but their eyes were full of puzzlement and confusion.

"..."

As for lying on the ground and waking up early, Isshiki kept pretending to be dead, and she didn't say a word, so no one knew what she was thinking.

"Well, of course, of course you will have many questions."

——Although there are not so many happy things and taking things for granted, Bi Qigu doesn't show any signs of discouragement or panic.

He even nodded in anticipation, as if he had expected them to think so,

...He understands, he understands that no matter if it's a tycoon or an undercover agent, this kind of world is too far away from the five sisters, so far away that even imagination and substitution can't be done.

The identity of an undercover agent actually sounds more absurd than the identity of an extreme boss, making it unbelievable and unbelievable no matter how one thinks about it.

Even Hikigu found it unconvincing when he first heard this proposal from Yukino... The absurdity is more like a heroic comedy movie than reality,

——Although strictly speaking, his real experience is far more absurd and illogical than heroic comedy movies, but he is an agent Bi Qigu, not ordinary people, ordinary people cannot accept too absurd reality.

This is like telling your classmates that your family is a gangster. Your classmates probably won’t believe it but at least half-believe it, and they will be more cautious towards you from then on;

But if you tell your classmates that your family is the FBI, then your classmates will only think that you are not a fool.

Both are of the surface world.Everyone knows something, but because of the different natures of folk and official, it is beyond doubt which one people are more willing to believe.

Biqigu is facing this kind of predicament. He wants to give himself the identity of a good person, but the official identity of a good person is really hard to convince... because it is more fantasy and absurd than him becoming an extreme boss , is not convincing at all.

But the problem with the absurd satirical drama is that the identity of the deputy chief of the Chiba City Police Department is actually even more absurd than Qigu's previous identity.

It's funny, the reason why the lie is not believed is because the lie is too absurd, but the lie is not much less absurd than the truth; the former at least has traces to follow, while the latter simply subverts the three views.